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Assuming you have passed the stage of thinking about what questions to ask your crush on the first date, the next, nonetheless crucial step is to secure the second date. And then, my dear, you’re just a walk away from getting yourself a bae!
To help you with that, let us reveal one thing that instantly makes any person more attractive. And no, it’s not expensive perfume, a sports car, or designer clothes. Unless they are into material stuff. But we are looking for a soulmate, so we don't want that.
However, among all the glitz and glamor, one thing instantly makes any person more attractive and sexy: a sense of humor. There’s a reason why the phrase “the funny guy gets the girls" exists... It has been scientifically proven that people are attracted to other individuals who can make them laugh. So, while a fancy restaurant may help you secure yourself a second date, cute, flirty jokes or some rizz lines and a good sense of humor are what will capture the heart.
Image credits: Molly Champion.
While dirty jokes might not always be appropriate, especially if you still haven’t reached first base, they may do the trick. However, if you want to play it safe, equipping yourself with some flirty jokes will turn you into Mr. (or Mrs.) Charming real soon. And who knows, if the vibes are it, flirty knock-knock jokes might also work magic!
Below, we’ve gathered some of our best jokes to crack around your crush or romantic interest to fire up that lovey-dovey feeling and trigger the release of those love chemicals. There are plenty of cute jokes to put in your back pocket, so waste no time and start pickpocketing from our list!
Don’t worry; we won't call the love police. Have a flirty joke that has worked wonders in the past? Perhaps helped you secure a date on Tinder? Let us know! Psst, these work great as conversation starters on Tinder!
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#1
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. "Will you be my penguin?"
#3
"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand."
How to Use Humor in Flirting?
Employing humor as your main weapon in the game of flirting might be a pretty ingenious idea. As we all know so well, humor reduces tension and creates an enjoyable atmosphere. And when the atmosphere is relaxed, you can start getting to know each other in a much more comfortable way. If you’re wondering how exactly you could use these flirty jokes to vow your crush, here are some tips:
Playfulness. Flirting is all about being playful, isn’t it? Same with these corny flirty jokes – don’t take them (or yourself, for that matter) too seriously!
Authenticity. The whole idea behind flirting, aside from charming your beau, is showing your true personality. Thus, make sure the jokes you choose feel authentic to you. Yup, that means if you like dad jokes, choose flirty dad jokes to use;
Smile! A funny flirty joke can easily turn into a creepy one if your body language is sending a contradictory message. Don’t forget to smile so your crush knows your humor is light-hearted;
Check the response. Pay close attention to how your sweetheart is reacting to your cheesy jokes. If they find them funny, continue on, and if they don’t, look for another approach;
Respect the boundaries. While humor is a god-send tool in this whole flirting game, always be mindful of other people’s boundaries. Make sure your flirty knock-knock jokes, puns, and quips are always respectful and inoffensive.
If you follow these pointers, you should be good to go with employing all of these hilarious flirty jokes to make him laugh!
#4
"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
#6
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
How to Jokingly Flirt With a Guy or a Girl?
Good question! While we won’t be able to give accurate advice based on your specific situation, there definitely are quite a few tried-and-tested methods to dishing out flirty jokes to make her laugh every time. Or him, or they; anyone, really!
Light teasing — playful teasing is an absolute classic when it comes to flirting. Lighthearted comments about appearances or things being said raise the temperature significantly, but make sure your funny flirty jokes are good-natured;
Twisted compliments — instead of giving a straightforward compliment, add a humorous twist to it. Think like something along the lines of “Nice shirt! Did you raid your grandfather's closet?” Add a charming smile to it and watch the atmosphere heat up;
Challenges — nothing works as good as a playful challenge! Challenge them on a lighthearted bet or competition for additional fun time;
Puns and wordplay — if you think the best dad joke, flirty quip, or an impromptu stand-up show won’t work with your crush, try everyone’s beloved cute puns. Make them as romantic or as innocent as you’d like, but sharing a laugh always brings two people closer together.
So, with all the bases touched and tips shared, it’s time for you to go and vow your bae! If you feel that you need to work a bit more on your flirty jokes before you do, though, continue scrolling through our list.
#7
"I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."
#8
"Since there is only one of me, does that makes me a limited edition?"
#9
"I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it."
Michael Neyra 1 year ago
Only works if her name is Wendy, but be careful she may want Five Guys instead
#13
"Hey, can I follow you home?"
"What?"
"Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams."
#16
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!
#17
Boy: "I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities."
Girl: "I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties."
#18
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."
#20
Do you like Nintendo?
Cuz “Wii” would look good together.
#21
"Are you a singularity?"
"Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."
#22
"Are you a keyboard?"
"Because you’re my type!"
#27
"Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?"
"What?"
"You know your name and number!"
#29
"If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I’m just stunned by your beauty."
#31
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
#33
"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."
#34
Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.
#35
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Paul Chapman 1 year ago
Yeah that one sucks a*s to whoever wrote this! If you are going for self deprecating humor you are only supposed to put yourself down, not the person you are interested in. Try this instead, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but there are far worse.
#36
"You must be a full moon, coz every time you are around me, I turn into a beast."
#38
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
#39
"You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?"
Jason Marin 2 years ago
Pretty sure telling your crush they smell like trash is going to get you punched out.
#41
"I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side."
#42
You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever?
Read the first word again.
#43
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
#44
A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me.
#46
"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."
#47
Boy: "You know, unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy."
Girl: "Why? Are you leaving?"
#49
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you.
#51
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
#53
"Impress them on your first date by showing up in a shirt with their face on it."
#55
"Excuse me, miss, can I have the time?"
"I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you."
#56
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me."
#57
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
#58
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together."
#59
Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
#60
Do you like my shirt?
It’s made out of boyfriend material.
#61
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
#69
"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..."
#70
Mami you are on fire… Let me be the wind and make you even hotter.
#78
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing that I have is your darling.
#80
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I pass by you again?"
#81
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
AnnMarie Willis 1 year ago
Is this suposted to be a love poem or a pick up line? I’m confused.
#84
"Does your skin feel burnt?"
"Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan."
#85
"Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together."
#86
"If I was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
#88
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
#89
"I feel so tired every time I meet you... Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes I can't find the way out."
#90
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
#91
Guy: "Wanna go out?"
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."
#92
Are you a cat?
Because you're purrrrrrfect.
AnnMarie Willis 1 year ago (edited)
What type of cat? A house cat, outside cat, abandoned cat, old cat, young cat, or a mother cat?
#93
"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."
#94
Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Because your backside is refreshing.
#96
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."
#99
Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means Stop.
Howling-hyena174 11 months ago
Exactly why you should wear red lipstick if someone says this to you
#106
You're sweeter than 3.14.
#108
Are you a sheep?
Cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
#109
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
#110
"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."
#111
"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?"
#114
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
#116
"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."
Rali Meyer 4 months ago
I made it to the end. With 94% of them it's actually better to shut up and have a second drink instead.
#117
"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."
Olivia Sauls 1 year ago
do you know how spider-man got bute my a soider to turn into spider-man bit me so you can be my man]
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