Extra points for too cute. She loves you just the way you are. <3 True Love.....

You poor, dear thing. My thoughts are with you during this incredibly difficult ('butt' hilarious) time. LOLOL

that would low key be my child

Yeah, babies will do that.

This is a major pass. xD

Thats a valid reason to quit lol !!!

This is an old joke. Funny, but old.

heres my dirty mind thinking that you missed 2 day of work because you spent them in bed with the jogging lady! So Craig David of me

I think it's kind of sweet that he whispered it instead of saying it out loud to focus everyone's attention on you. Most guys would just blurt it out in front of everyone and try to get everyone laughing at you.

hahahaha .. i've imagined that 😂

at least you didnt gasp and breathe him in

Well, you didn't know!

And everyone will wonder why you never came close to that distance again.

Smart kids.

Relatable!

lol .. the worker/instructors doesn't wake you up?

Ughhh. Maybe start on something small next time. Things happen

"My friend"

The workout schedule was demanding a sacrifice!

oh GOD .. hahahaha 😂

What guys don't know is that girls rarely care/know how much men are lifting. It's not like an extra 30 pounds is going to make us interested:)

Same. My Fitbit reminds me to do 250 steps an hour and if I've only got 50 or so left, I just move my arms and hope for the best

For all those who don't know - "Nidra" means "sleep" in Hindi!

That's really slow. I hate how slow the cool down setting is.

Aw, how sweet of them. LOL

liquid lunches

It makes sense, she is burning the calories already!

Why are people bleeding? It seems dangerous to go to the gym. Staying tf away.

At least you were using it

at least he did .. ya know, butt exercise 😂

i can related to this

aaaaawwww

#best nurse ever

For them instagrams, yo

Yep can sooo relate.

Yah me too. Got talked into an expensive membership. Hurt so bad. Didn't go back. Rinse and repeat far too many times. .............. Came to my senses. realized i do NOT like gyms..the programs teh "professionals" gave me did not suit my illness and prior perma injuries. I do much better walking / riding and doing exercises at home. And with my friends.........far too many gyms just want the money.

Pretty sure gyms major income stream is people buying memberships, going a few times. Quitting. ( i cannot add up the money i have wasted this way )

Please tell us all, even if its a lie - that your friend did lose the weight!

That's sad.

5K run for the first time in 50 minutes is not a fail.

That's their fault, not yours. Only a real idiot would escalate gym etiquette to a fight like that.

thats a d**k move

I have seen in almost all homes that have treadmills, its never used. I am not saying ALL. But in most of them, may be it's a human thing that we tend to push ourselves when we are in company of other humans like in Gym etc.

I read that as New York resolution XD

Dogs don't poop while walking. They may take a few steps when squeezing it out, but not while in full stride.

ouch :(

WTevenF... Gross!

I know the feeling

Haha XD

Well, foosball is exercise.

that's adorable

Well, no wonder

I think I wouldn't stop If i were being chased by a cow.

Once a week treats aren't that bad, imo.

whoops :D

Ewwww

HAHAHAHAHA too funny!

Ow !!!

You probably lost a few pounds just from that one workout!