Throw in a dinosaur costume and that would be perfection.

At my age, camping is staying in a motel without cable.

Twinning

Standard variation of an old joke. And I STILL find it funny. One Upvote!

Sid grew up, but did not grow out of his hobbies.

❤️ Carly Simon

Ahh, a porkapus!

Six?

They should have been promoted.

He was lucky he didn’t lose an eye.

Hope it comes with a long extension cord.

In the Talmud there's a bit where tongs are said to have been one of the last fourteen things created by God, among stuff like 'rainbows' and 'writing'. Why? Because, since tongs need to be made with tongs, God must have created the first one. As far as 'proofs' of God's existence go, it's definitely not the worst. (Pirkei Avot 5:6, https://www.sefaria.org/Pirkei_Avot.5.6)

Come on Rocky, let's go to the saloon so you can give back Gideon's Bible.

EVERY time my wife and I fish..worse, she won't take the fish off the hook, bait the hook, none of it!

because they are not predators, maybe... ? :)

Yell at them for bothering the bear. If they provoke it, it'll be killed.

And they’re so smug.

Yes!

I think you should enjoy a steak how you want to. I prefer a herby butter sauce.

hell yeah (no pun intended)

Biologically, crustaceans are close relatives of spiders and insects... enjoy your seafood ;)

Dad, with his little girl Sushi.

My coworker actually does this. He'll call in sick and my boss will shake his head and go "Nice day for fishing, isn't it?"

I laughed too hard at this we r getting hit with a hurricane (only cat. 1) right now and I'm worried about snakes in the toilet. Could u imagine that coming out of a drain ?

Not enough tape on the gift. Bonus if it's packing tape, or even better, duct tape.

I ran over six miles

If that's what you want to call it....

"Am I... god?"

Laser blasters! They even have the XST-7500!

yur phone battery at 1 %

"Watcha doooin'?"

I thought "fishing" was all about taking time out to contemplate the meaning of life rather than to actually catch anything.

When someone steals something that wasn't yours yet. It still hurts!

What the heck is that, a buzzard's head on a quail?

You can't hear her cause she's not talking about guns, hotrods or bourbon? Too bad.

Get off my lawn!

Probably not if he's rod fishing. Released fish are exhausted, often injured and don't usually live very long.

The student parking lot at my nieces school has more quads, dirt bikes, different kinds of ATVs and pick-up trucks then cars...yes the live in the country.

You forgot the alternate last option, fish escapes. It would look something like the first one.

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Cheer up Kerm, dear ol’ chum: going fishing actually *is* work. Trust me; either way I never caught anything that’s worth mentioning. B^)

Fűck off, it's coming with me.

Guilty and unashamed.