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Daria B 6 years ago

The funny thing is, they actually understand what you are "saying". ♥

21points

#2

Taylor Swift Buried Me (Nils Sjöberg) In Her New Music Video

Final score:

104points

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Guacharaco 6 years ago

Request your royalties!

32points

#3

I Stepped On A Wet Patch On The Floor. Now I Have To Change Socks

Final score:

98points

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Bored Office Girl 6 years ago

The worst. I swear our cats spill their water dishes on purpose!

22points

#4

I Accidentally Turned On My Front-Face Camera

Final score:

91points

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Kayla Welch 6 years ago

Sometimes I scare myself when I do this

30points

Pol Macqueron 6 years ago

It's not sometimes for me. I scare myself every time this happens. I effing look much more serious than I wish I'd be

1point

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Amanda C 6 years ago

Halloween everyday~~

1point

Bored Office Girl 6 years ago

I feel confident about my looks, until this happens, lol.

1point

Laugh Fan 6 years ago

It can be very disheartening.

1point

Iqrar Abbas 3 years ago

https://naagin6.co/

0points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

Looks like you need braces pal.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

I came back from vacation with a dozen pics of my forehead. "Delete, delete......."

0points

#5

My Smartphone Is Too Big For My Pocket

Final score:

78points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Clothes makers lagging behind the times! Bigger pockets please!

10points

#6

The Banana Doesn't Fit In My Banana Case

Final score:

69points

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Kayla Welch 6 years ago

But, bananas come in their own natural casing.

56points

#7

The Guy Next To Me Occupies The Armrest At The Cinema

Final score:

68points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

It's the seat-makers fault. Whoever thought that one armrest between two people was a good idea?

23points

#8

Taylor Swift Uses My Name (Nils Sjöberg) As An Alias When She Produces Pop Songs

Final score:

66points

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Emma B 6 years ago

Apparently, when you're famous, real people don't matter.

14points

#9

I Have To Keep Holding On To The Hood Of My Coat When It Snows

Final score:

57points

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Coco! 6 years ago

Which is what the pull strings are for. So you can hide in the shell

3points

#10

A Guy At The Gym Chose The Locker Below Mine, Even Though All Others Were Free

Final score:

55points

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Kat K 6 years ago

I thought for a second that you are going to cut evil guy´s hand off...then I realize that it´s just a key...but it seemed kind of right for that second :D

1point

#11

Stones Get Stuck In My Vans’ Shoe Soles

Final score:

48points

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Cora Fields 6 years ago

Ok, but consider this: this actually hurts.

3points

#12

The Remote Control To My Garage Door Has Ran Out Of Battery. Now I Have To Open It Manually

Final score:

42points

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Tim Douglass 6 years ago

My garage door doesn't even have a handle on the outside, so without the remote you have to to inside and push a button - major effort, not sure I'll survive.

7points

#13

My Glasses Are Fogging Up When I Enter The Supermarket

Final score:

38points

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Guacharaco 6 years ago

And then when I exit too!

6points

#14

My Boyfriend Used The Last Coffee Grains So I Didn’t Have Any Coffee This Morning

Final score:

38points

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Lisa Florina 6 years ago

Now thats pure cruelty! :0

6points

#15

I Can't Decide Which Selfie To Post

Final score:

36points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago

None. Ever. That should sort out that one for you.

17points

#16

I Could Only See Clouds When I Flew To Germany The Other Day

Final score:

33points

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Betty Gohr 6 years ago

The Disney birds must have had the day off or maybe they were circling another plane

6points

#17

My Avocados Are Too Hard

Final score:

32points

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Kristy Puffer 6 years ago

OMG, Kayla didn't have a quip for this one?

8points

#18

I Have Too Large Calves To Wear Slim Fit Jeans

Final score:

29points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Didn't skip leg day!

0points

#19

I'm Totally Addicted To My Iphone

Final score:

29points

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GalaxyInAJar 6 years ago

I love the stylized lines down the cheeks,

1point

#20

I Always Put Too Much Stuff In My Taco

Final score:

27points

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Amber Cook 6 years ago

This is when you grab a fork & make it a taco salad!

4points

#21

The Guy Sitting Opposite To Me On The Subway Has A Horrible Bad Breath

Final score:

26points

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FuzzyWuzzy 6 years ago

Whoa! How close were u sitting near him that u could smell his breath??!!

0points

#22

My Fluffy Scarf Makes Me Crazy - It Sticks All Over My Favorite Lipgloss

Final score:

23points

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Bonnie Blue Bird 6 years ago

Fluffy cats will do this to you too.

16points

#23

People Are Setting Themselves Down Way Too Close On The Beach

Final score:

23points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Why do people do this, if it's not crowded?

3points

#24

Someone Is Using My Netflix Without Telling Me

Final score:

22points

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Betty Gohr 6 years ago

We know who is using our Netflix, it's just funny how the suggestions have deep, deep personality problems (How about this comedy? Or Silence of the Lambs, how about that?)

4points

#25

There Are Crumbs In My Keyboard So The Keys Don't Work

Final score:

21points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Wait a minute, while I stop and clean my keyboard......

2points

#26

There Are Spiders In Our Wine Cellar

Final score:

21points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Move out. Get a courageous friend to rescue the wine.

2points

#27

I Got A Paper Cut And Now It Is Blood All Over The Place

Final score:

21points

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FuzzyWuzzy 6 years ago

I once got a small cut on my foot but didn't even feel it so I left a blood trail all over the house before I noticed it!

3points

#28

I Can’t Hear What Radiohead’s Thom Yorke Sings, He Just Mumbles

Final score:

19points

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Pandamious 6 years ago

THOM YORKE!! (Only heard of this guy because of New Moon. Hearing Damage is great.)

1point

#29

Can’t Decide Which Dipping Sauce I Want For My Fries

Final score:

19points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Both of course!

6points

#30

I Can’t Reach The Top Shelves Of The Kitchen Cupboards

Final score:

18points

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This Lil Raccoon 6 years ago

I'm 5"8, I can reach them just fine.

1point

#31

Even My Milk Had A Date On Valentine’s Day

Final score:

16points

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chachkimooch 6 years ago

Groooaaaannnn... good one Nils!

1point

#32

Ipad Pro Is Too Big For The Airplane Table

Final score:

16points

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Shawn Ruester 6 years ago

There is a reason they also call them LAPTOPs.

2points

#33

So Many People Have Never Seen The Original Star Wars

Final score:

15points

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Małgorzata Kurpiel 6 years ago

I haven't

3points

#34

The Cucumber Is Bent Like A Banana

Final score:

13points

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Sarah 6 years ago

Put it in your banana case.

54points

#35

When You Order At Mcdonalds And They Conspire To "Forget" A Crucial Component, Like Dressing On The Side. Pure Evil

Final score:

13points

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Daria B 6 years ago

But this one can actually turn into a real problem if someone is allergic. (Speaking in general, btw, I believe people who submitted this example were just talking about discomfort)

1point