The funny thing is, they actually understand what you are "saying". ♥

Request your royalties!

The worst. I swear our cats spill their water dishes on purpose!

One question where did the water come from?

Dern dog did it again. Yuk!

Sometimes I scare myself when I do this

Clothes makers lagging behind the times! Bigger pockets please!

But, bananas come in their own natural casing.

It's the seat-makers fault. Whoever thought that one armrest between two people was a good idea?

Apparently, when you're famous, real people don't matter.

Which is what the pull strings are for. So you can hide in the shell

I thought for a second that you are going to cut evil guy´s hand off...then I realize that it´s just a key...but it seemed kind of right for that second :D

Ok, but consider this: this actually hurts.

My garage door doesn't even have a handle on the outside, so without the remote you have to to inside and push a button - major effort, not sure I'll survive.

And then when I exit too!

Now thats pure cruelty! :0

None. Ever. That should sort out that one for you.

The Disney birds must have had the day off or maybe they were circling another plane

OMG, Kayla didn't have a quip for this one?

Didn't skip leg day!

I love the stylized lines down the cheeks,

This is when you grab a fork & make it a taco salad!

Whoa! How close were u sitting near him that u could smell his breath??!!

Fluffy cats will do this to you too.

Why do people do this, if it's not crowded?

We know who is using our Netflix, it's just funny how the suggestions have deep, deep personality problems (How about this comedy? Or Silence of the Lambs, how about that?)

Wait a minute, while I stop and clean my keyboard......

Move out. Get a courageous friend to rescue the wine.

I once got a small cut on my foot but didn't even feel it so I left a blood trail all over the house before I noticed it!

THOM YORKE!! (Only heard of this guy because of New Moon. Hearing Damage is great.)

Both of course!

I'm 5"8, I can reach them just fine.

Groooaaaannnn... good one Nils!

There is a reason they also call them LAPTOPs.

I haven't

Put it in your banana case.

But this one can actually turn into a real problem if someone is allergic. (Speaking in general, btw, I believe people who submitted this example were just talking about discomfort)

HOLD THE PHONE!!!!!! BATMAN HAD A RAINBOW COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

both

I don't like them with the burger at all but they are quite nice to eat separately.

Really? The conjoined sisters were what scared someone from that season? That's kind of precious.🤣