Like the band Against Me! ask in their hit I Was A Teenage Anarchist, 'do you remember when you were young and you wanted to set the world on fire?' Well, some actually hold onto that desire as they grow old and even let it manifest sometimes, too.
For example, a seagull may drink from a dog's bowl of water. Or a torrent site user may show off his love for the service in front of the Motion Picture Association of America headquarters. And we should admire them — to quote another more popular song, 'For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has not.'
Continuing our series on the subreddit First World Anarchists, we at Bored Panda compiled a fiery list of their latest posts to keep your inner rebellious fire burning. To catch up, check out our earlier posts on the sub here, here, and here.
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This Guy Gets It
Never understood the Starbucks craze.. they literally don't sell anything that is any good
They sell some decent coffee it's just way over priced
Load More Replies...As a youth I never understood why my parents didn't get what was going on, now I am older, and don't get why anyone would want a picture of a drink, and if they did why the cup is important.
Right? Like, oooh, you have a drink with whipped cream. And so do 1,000 other people.
Load More Replies...When I worked at Starbucks, if a customer was rude to me in the morning, I'd make their coffee with decaf.
Tampering with someone's food is never okay. I think being rude to anyone in food service/retail is awful, but they may have a long drive and are using the caffeine so they don't crash, may have ADHD and use caffeine to self-medicate (super common with ADHD, lack of caffeine is not deadly but can cause mood swings and depressive slumps if missed) or any other number of things that boil down to more than just preference.
Load More Replies...Oh, no, not teenagers buying your product and posting pictures of it, which brings them joy and doesn't hurt anyone, we must stop it immediately!!1!1!!!1111!!!!!! What a jerk.
You should investigate why teenagers ordering coffee at starbucks disturbs you so much.
Check Out The Peanuts On These Guys
One that wants their own vendors to make money. Its quite common.
Load More Replies...One of my favorite terms. It describes so much I have witnessed in the so-called “adult” and “professional” world.
Load More Replies...Heh, that rmeinds me of how some places get around not having a liquor license, but still serving alcohol; They sell the glass... that it happens to be full of beer is Entirely coincidental. :D
There was an adult lifestyle club in my city at one time(and may still be, but idk) that got around liquor licence rules by just having patrons bring their own. I gathered that they were absolute legends when it came to bending bylaws.
Load More Replies...My state has a law saying water for human consumption is a human right that cannot be denied. You cannot stop anyone from sharing water with another human and if they cannot pay, you must provide it for free. Water rights for other things (farming, industry, tourism, etc) is a huge political football and the right to personal drinking water was written in so no human will die over an argument over who water belongs to. If you are a farm animal, that's a different story. Because of that, if there's an outdoor event charging $10 for a soda, there's also a drinking fountain hooked up to a water bladder for free so they don't have to give away the $10 sodas.
My grandson wanted to sell water at a craft show to make money to go to science camp. He wasn't allowed because he didn't have a license to sell water. His sign said "FREE WATER! Donations to science camp accepted." He got his science camp money.
At this time, u/rvauofrsol is the only moderator of the subreddit. "I didn't create it," they told Bored Panda. "I was just around when it was created."
I know, not often do you see a subreddit this big with just one person running the show. Or a completely empty 'Rules' section. But as u/rvauofrsol says, consider its name!
"Some of the most popular ways first world anarchists rebel are touching things, taking photos, and crossing lines," they explained. According to the moderator, the community of the subreddit is "chaotic yet cyclical."
Too Cool For School
I once carved a watermelon into a jack o'lantern. It was cheaper than a pumpkin.
Turnips are even cheaper than watermelons! And they're the original Jack-o-Lantern vegetable. Carve a turnip in the name of authenticity! Or non-conformity! Whatever!
Load More Replies...in Scotland we have 'Neepy lanterns' - they are a carved turnip. If you don't cut yourself making one you've done well. IMG_5603-e...9b7fcd.jpg
My guess would be the fire hazard of the candle used to light up the pumpkin
Load More Replies...To those who claim that you can't make a lantern out of a turnip, borrow a gimlet. European peasants used to do this before pumpkins came to Europe.
Do Not Flip
This... would be me. when I ship something, I write on the bottom "THIS SIDE IS NOT UP"
I would put this is something big, like a boat or a shipping container: "If you can read this, you f***d up!"
This is the kind of thing you are forced to do when faced with someone who can't wrap their wooly brain around simple instructions.
Like a WET PAINT sign . . . that people HAVE to see for themselves?
Michael Friedman, Ph.D. is a clinical psychologist, life coach, and the co-founder of Hardcore Humanism, and he thinks that in order to understand the meaning of and need for peaceful anarchism, we need to look at humanity — being humane to humans, animals, and the planet.
To make his point, Friedman suggests looking at a conversation he had with Mark Greenway, the frontman of Napalm Death. "Human lives and other sentient lives as well, are more important than politics because ... if you can't ensure the welfare of those things, then politics is meaningless," Greenway told him.
God Save The Queen
I kinda think calling it "America mix" is pretty anarchic of itself...
Could be a countertop. I've seen weirder things in Britain...
Load More Replies..... it was sold exclusively in the U.S., so America IS the only country within the U.S. borders.
Load More Replies...“Don’t Tell Me What To Do”
I would do graffiti like the blue person if I wasn't so scared of getting in trouble
He should write Kumbaya, too!!! I bet that would piss the anarchy people even more😁
The musician went on to describe a "crisis of humanity" resulting from a large percentage of the world's population being stuck in certain cultural standpoints and drawing red lines that they won't cross. "And that's problematic because then you prioritize the cultural aspects of the human being."
According to Greenway, peaceful anarchism is freedom. "The whole point of anarchy is not to be governed and you are your own god basically... There are a lot of people who advocate for revolutionary anarchism with forceful means. For me, the very troublesome part of that is then you're encouraging conflict again," he said. "Surely, for me, one of the things that underpin anarchism is to achieve a world where everybody can live with dignity and equality and such — like to where we understand that we don't need to take up arms against each other anymore. That should be completely a thing of the past."
Firefighters > Cops
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Load More Replies...Firefighters famously don't get along with cops and here is one nice example lol.
This isn’t true even the slightest bit. Coming from a cop wife with many family friends who are firefighters.
Load More Replies...It just shows that cops aren't there to serve and protect, but to hide and fine. "There's a murder going on in 3th Street" "Yeah, but I'm on 4th Street and there's this guy with a broken tail light."
not all police officers are bad. im not saying all of them are good, im saying that within every group of people there are good people and there are also bad people. i am in support of BLM, however i also think that without police there will be chaos. we should be teaching new officers to use methods of restraining a criminal that do not include violence. yes, there are cops that are racist, but there are also cops that aren't. let me put it this way. there have been doctors that were serial killers, deliberately poisoning their patients. but that doesnt mean all doctors are serial killers. it is our job to find the bad and remove them. thats the hard part.
Load More Replies...Why are people getting angry about police cars hiding to catch people out? Whether the car is visible or not, they’re not out to trick people or catch them doing something when they’re innocent. They catch people SPEEDING which is ILEGAL. If there were no speed cameras or patrols, a lot more people would speed, as for them there would be no visible deterrent. If you drive safely and stick to the limit, a visible or hidden police car is irrelevant. I lived on a main road for 13 years which had a school on it, loads of bungalows and family houses. Even though the limit was 30mph I reckon only about 30% of drivers stuck to the limit on a daily basis. People would come past the house in broad daylight doing 60/70 (and the rest) because some are selfish, do not care about the safety of others, and knew with no cameras or police in the area they’d get away with it. It would make my frilling day when we saw the traffic car waiting in the lay-by opposite the house and catch a few people doing 60 in the 30. But it was a drop in the ocean as they’d come maybe two or three times a year (the area is huge and massively under resourced for traffic officers etc and priorities are always on bigger crimes obviously not disputing that). the council refused to install a camera as well so the problem will never go away
It doesn’t bother me when true speeders are caught out or in certain situations, like school zones…what I think is funny snd I appreciate about the sign are the “speed traps” every local knows about: the steep hill that, if you aren’t paying attention will bump your speed up 5 or 6 miles over the limit & a hidden cop will pull you over and give you a ticket. I remember well how, when I was growing up, I realized that there was an “interesting coincidence” about nearly all the speeding tickets issued by the city & listed in the town paper: beginning in the summer tourist season, there would be a large number of out-of-towners issued tickets. The speed limit in town is only 25, & easy to go over by 2-5 mph or so if you’re not vigilant. Our city probably made up a large amount of its budget during the summer months by issuing tourists speeding tickets, while ignoring the High School kids drag-racing on a certain, already dangerous road less that 5 miles away on most nights. It’s about ..
Load More Replies...Honestly it looks more like a joke because the car sitting behind the sign says 'recruitment'
Yes, Recruitment for all three emergency services: Police, Fire, EMS
Load More Replies...My guess is this is done with police department cooperation to get people to slow down. The squad car is unoccupied.
Nathan Filliom Gets It....
Nope, after all: "You can't take the sky from me."
Load More Replies...Love Firefly. But on another note- do celebrities take a autograph class or something? My signature looks like my 6yo is trying to forge my name 🤦🏻♀️
Same-even did a great job as Caleb(ugh) on BTVS.
Load More Replies...Speaking to Friedman, Greenway advocated for more direct representation in local government. "It could be argued that, well, governments are all more or less the same thing. You know, they're based upon the protection of capital, and therefore, if you sort of get rid of the whole governmental system like when the Roman Empire collapsed ... you have a widespread representation on councils," Greenway thought out loud. "How many people on this earth don't have representation by their governments ... in terms of how things affect them, what they get from it? ... I'm hoping that it would show people that they have more value, that they have more worth and, in turn, that would then encourage people to be more cooperative within a community system."
What would emerge, Greenway said, is a natural connection to human beings rather than symbols or governmental parties. "I want to be able to take every human being, as a human being ... I don't want to judge people by any other standard. The whole sort of proud to be British thing, you know, the whole you've got to stand up for the flag and national anthem. No, I don't, why should I? I don't, for one thing, believe in them and the monarchic system ... so why should I stand up for something that I don't think is particularly great for the human beings that live in this country?"
Things I Hate
I used to be a Crastinator, until I decided to turn Pro.
Load More Replies...i'm gonna make a tshirt with this print but no. 1 will be People reading this...
Make the first one "t-shirts" rather than "vandalism."
Load More Replies...He Jus Wanna Drink
What did they expect? Or is it inside a seagull literacy program building? Omg, are seagulls natural readers? The more you know I guess.
Seagulls don't read Tupperware. They only read anarchist tracts. And porn.
and steal bags of Doritos from the friendly neighborhood convenience store
Load More Replies...True, every animal needs water. It's hot and dry during the day here now so I have some water out there even for bugs (with a stone in it so they can climb out) which I change regularly so that mosquitoes don't lay eggs in it (one of the few animals I really don't like and do my best to avoid)
Load More Replies...Only an asshole would begrudge a thirsty animal a drink of water.
If you put some water for dogs to drink, you can be sure every other animal species (well, especially cats and birds) will love it.
However, Greenway acknowledged that this type of political shift probably won't happen any time soon, if ever. But that does not stop him from following these principles in his everyday life. "I want to be free and able to breathe and not strangled by this stuff ... So when I walk out of where I live and want to take my bike out ... I go down to the beach and I ride around, you know, sometimes I think about this stuff," Greenway explained. "And I think to myself, you know what, I'm here right now, or even when I go back home, I'm here and I'm free ... Within myself, I am free because I'm not restricted by any kind of dictatorial kind of methodology ... And that's really liberating."
When you think about it, the subreddit First World Anarchists is exactly that — a celebration of freedom. And it's awesome.
This Kid Has A Future
Who actually prints a sheet to tell students not to write outside of the box???
Plenty of exam boards. Has to do with how they process the papers. If they scan them, text outside the box may get clipped and they won't be able to mark it.
Load More Replies...Adding the box around the text is what makes this actually forking brilliant.
don't write outside of it?? those miniscule spots to write stuff never had half the space i needed!
That is why they have continuation sheets or space at the end of a booklet. We cannot mark what we cannot see and if it is scanned for marking it may be clipped. In the UK it is generally understood that you must write within boxes provided (not necessarily to limit answer length) but maybe it is made explicit here to avoid legal action. Without this if folks who write outside boxes and have any margin annotations that were not considered in marking might complain.
Load More Replies...The kid did not write that addition - that is very different handwriting.
This Kid Gets It
it's not stupid, its to teach children places and for them to learn to identify the places properly. Sure, it could have been done a bit better, but it works.
Load More Replies...Definitely correct, but then requires a quick follow up to see if they do know what the teacher was trying to assess. And if not, a quick one on one lesson, some practice, and follow up and this kid can continue on
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that the basis of core math that a lot of people don't like?
Load More Replies...This Picture Gets It
now i'm going to spend the next week wondering how Monk would react to this...
A Fair Response
I thought the joke was the length of “unnecessarily” until I saw the little “ok” hahahah
I thought the joke was that someone printed out that label to begin with. I didn't see the "OK" at first.
Load More Replies...Oh, now it's on, Label Maker... Don't test me, I will run you dry with the most mundane labels you've ever seen, EVERYTHING gets a label, even the label maker... I just used the word label maker too many times, haha, it's so weird now... L a b e l M a k e r...labeLmakeR LABELMAKER lAbElMaKeR... Okay I will stop...
Label makers at work and school make the best toys. And you can pretend that you are working while you play!
Absolute Mad Lads Troll The Dmv
Same works in Germany too. Like BIT - CH. Or COC-K.
Load More Replies...Huge truck behind me, plate was "3VOM". Looming in my rearview, all I saw was "MOVE"!
I used the airliner's tail ID numbers from Beastie Boys "Licensed to Ill" on my front license plate. The cops were not amused when they saw a long-haired teenager driving a red Trans Am on their tail with a plate that read "3M TA3".
Me to clerk: "But it's Latin, you know, like tempus Fugit!" 6C5D3126-A...eef08.jpeg
True Rebel
thanks. we thought it meant dont dig with your bare hands !
Load More Replies...Not Me But Now I’m Inspired
I have a friend in an HOA with the world's most bored, annoying, karenlike neighbors and she will love this.
Load More Replies...I always get confused if I'm the first one in the street putting my bins out. "Is it REALLY bin day???"
In my country there are calendars and even apps to check which which bin should be out on which days. Doesn't this or something like this not exist in other countries? Especially a calendar, only have to buy it once a year. The app we have, you could see as a luxury. But in these times, there is an app for everything, why shouldn't there be one for this? If there isn't an app, an idea for someone who can make apps?! I always use the app!
Load More Replies...Holidays and bad weather will screw up the schedule in NE Ohio. They rarely have a clear plan. Just wheel it down and hope it's today if the snow kept them from coming the day before.
Load More Replies...Absolutely love this. Exploiting sheep-like behavior is the best!
This Will Never End
Looks like it. Then he got painted INTO the graffiti, up to his property line. Total anarchy.
Load More Replies...How do they get it to look so realistic? That is remarkable likeness of The Donald and worker, that can't be spray painted, can it?
In ALL honesty. Good Graffiti is, well, good. Screw the gang symbols and all of that. Our country did it for some of the big, busy highway interchanges. People were all " aargh.....oh...oooooooh....not... bad"
how do they just print it onto the wall
If You Didn't Already Know, Baristas Are Above The Law
You took the wrong coffee. This was obviously for Karl with a K.
I've heard that Star*ucks employees are instructed by their managers to spell your name wrong intentionally, so you'll post the pic online and give them free advertising.
I worked for them for nearly ten years. I was never instructed to do that.
Load More Replies...The Guy Who Wore A Pepsi Shirt To The World Of Coca-Cola Museum
My (White) husband accidentally wore a Slave t-shirt to a museum of Black history in Birmingham, Alabama. Slave was a surfboard company in Australia. We were on a weekend break and he only had one clean t-shirt left. In the foyer, I noticed it and he went to put on a dirty t-shirt.
shoulda went to the bathroom and turned it inside out!
Load More Replies...Rut row. Bad bad. Pepsi is NOT same as Coke. Much stronger. Course you can clean your toilet and windshield with it but I try not to think about that when I drink it.
Went through a small Canadian town. Main street about quarter of a mile long. Every business except one had a Coke sign in front, except for one place with a Pepsi sign. We got a Pepsi.
Or, as they say in the south, "I'll have a coke... and make it Pepsi." (In some regions, "coke" has become a generic term, like "Xerox" or "Jell-o".)
Bills Bills Bills...
Sticking up paper posters, once commonly called bills
Load More Replies...Yes!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad someone said MR. BILL!!!!! I'm 38 and no one my age or younger knows who Mr. Bill is!!!! I can't figure out how to post a picture in the comments but that's the Bill I would of!!! But for the sake of his character, he'd probably have been best portrayed on the ground under this sign as he had the misfortune of being thrown off of things and squished!!! Side note, I call every Bill I know 'Mr. Bill' and the ones that know who that is always look at me crazy and ask "How the f**k do you know that show??? It was way before your time!!!" And I go "OOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO, it makes me feel young again!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I thought the top left was Bilbo Baggins (until I zoomed in on my phone)
One Of Us
I don't know what are you local laws, but in some country the rule is to have both hands available to drive. So the use of phone, cigarettes, sandwiches... or cookies while driving is prohibited. So yes, driving while holding a cookie in your hand can be illegal.
In Germany holding your phone while is illegal, but shaving is totally fine. That surely was an interesting court case.
Load More Replies...When you’re bored, maybe you can eat your cookies at home and do not keep that police busy with the bullshi*.
Driving while texting or making a phone call causes a lot of car accidents. I wouldn't be proud of myself if I did this. This law is there for a reason. It's quite childish acting this way in my opinion.
Except mobile phone use while driving is ridiculously dangerous, so should be being punished.
I'm pretty sure that in some places eating while driving is, in fact, technically, illegal.
In Ontario we have distracted driving laws. Holding a mobile phone in your hand is a fairly stiff fine. If you continue to get caught the fines increment. Eventually you will be unable to afford your insurance. 1st offence: 30 day suspension with $4,000 fine 2nd offence: 2 month fine with $8,000 fine. 3rd offence: 3 month suspension, $10,000 fine and 5 demerit points. In Ontario when they tell you to not use a hand held phone while driving they mean it. You can get a blue tooth set for a lot less than the 1st fine!
Load More Replies...I don't think this is a good idea. It is still hands on wheel, eyes on the road! It should not be “ hey, let's see if we can prank the police to stop me, just so I can post and get some likes”. It should be about safety on the road. Remember, it is not only you on the road and maybe, unlike you, we are still trying to get home to our families safely! Stop acting stupid!
This is beyond stupid. I hope they ticket you for wasting a police officer's time.
In the Netherlands they could fine this guy for not having full control over his vehicle. It's known as the "coat stand article". Which means that cops can fine you for any behavior in traffic that is, or could be, dangerous although there's no specific law on which they could give you a fine.
Load More Replies...Too Late
But how do the illiterate people know that they aren’t supposed to read it?!?🤔
I merely read a pice of text existing as part of a photo that is on the screen of my phone. I have never seen nor read this sign in my life.
Show 'Em Who's Boss
Upstanding Citizens
And they're standing on the shoulder to stand on shoulders!? That's intense!
This Lad
Ireland is also a surname, so there could well be an James Ireland representing England. LOL.
Ireland is also a first name. So somebody can be named "Ireland English". And if you have bad luck and your parents are kind of kardashianesk, it can be "North Ireland English." 🤪
Good thing Kim and Kanye got divorced before they could read this and buy another baby specifically to name North Ireland.
Load More Replies...Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it..... I'm Ghana do it. Kenya dig it? Yes we can!
Ah, but we are much better off because you did! Don't ever hesitate or doubt yourself you rebel, you.
Load More Replies...It absolutely is. Use google translate for Póg mo thóin and see what comes back.
Load More Replies...Whatever, I Do What I Want!
I got a sarky look from the receptionist at the hospital when she said to me "Take a seat" and I said "I'm good thanks, I brought my own" and indicated my power chair I was sitting in ♿🙄😂😂
I’m glad he has a good enough sense of humor to take light of his condition. A real sport here.
F You, I'm Bringing My Sausages On This Bus
I understand the iceblock and drink icons, but what is the 'sausage' one supposed to represent?
Bbc News Gets It
Ok, yeah funny, but serious question: is that her hair? If yes, wtf? If no, wtf is it?
It is an old photo of Kylie Minogue, her hair is piled up through what looks like just the brim of a hat. I had the cassette this was on waaaay back in Gr. 8
Load More Replies...Emojis get old when read by a screen reader... So that might be a reason for the BBC to skip them.
How about the correct spelling for organization... Can't go fussing about how someone writes THEIR news feed when you don't even know how to correctly spell your OWN.. You need to get your feed/post looked over and spell check before criticizing someone else's at least theirs is spelled correctly..
Facial Recognition
If you are a cop and are hiding your badge, you are not a good cop, you are a bad cop
I am not sure, but in Belgium there is not such a thing like a visible badge for police agents on the streets. I've never seen riot police from close, but don't think they have it either. There is a ribbon with the name, but that's it.
Load More Replies...How the everliving f**k is it legal for police to hide their identification?
If a badge is requested I’m 90% sure they have to provide it, at least on my state.
Load More Replies...Well, turnabout IS fair play, you know. They got tech. We got tech. Right back at ‘em.
God why do they all look like they're from Robocop or some terrible Dystopia? Don't answer that.
Gosh, why do they all look like they're from Robocop, or some Dystopia? (Don't answer that.) It's just their facial structures that make them look very "My kink is putting innocent people in the hospital."
I was arrested, tested for DUI and released, and I have no idea the name of either officer.
Oooohhh, This Lady Is Gonna Be Pissed!
Our just barred from being a person, as they clearly have no humanity.
Load More Replies...And also she will "defiantly" take action. Perhaps she should spend more time with her nose in a book and not in other people's business...
Load More Replies...Ooo, racist AND sexist in one go. Honestly, women can be "the enemy within" just as well as men can :-)
The woman's whole argument is just dumb. Being a Muslim and wearing a burka doesn't affect someone ability to drive. Even if her husband was the 'enemy within' that doesn't make her the enemy or affect her ability to drive. Add the fact that woman doesn't want it shared means she knows she's in the wrong. As-salamu alaykum crazy lady.
I think she was probably referring to Muslim countries where women cannot drive or have lost that privilege because of Taliban/ISIS/ISIL or whatever radical group is the terrorizing force st the moment…. I wish folks would just sit down with each other and talk instead of following the racist herd.
Load More Replies...The argument makes no sense, her husband could still be the "enemy within" whether she wears a headscarf or not.
I am almost more offended by the sexism that just the husband could be the enemy
Load More Replies...How about undefiantly taking action? How about not being such a total k**b, you sad-a**e no-license s**t-wiper? - love, The Enemy Within.
This Vending Machine Has Graduated To A New Level Of Anarchy
So do I pay with chocolate gold, monopoly dollars, or my library card?
A House Of God
Feet on books are the only thing I have a problem with here. Books are important, even (especially) fiction. Naughty girl.
Whoa ok first of all that’s a child I don’t think you can get on them about putting feet on books or drawing satan in a church…Second of all religion has hurt and betrayed a lot of people in ways that are incomprehensible to those who are more privileged in that sense. So while you may think it’s not ok to hate something as a whole, in my opinion, opposition to a religion is a completely valid position that people are entitled to have, *especially* if it helps them cope. (Coming from someone who is both religious and lgbt.)
The thing I don't get is why we have to be so mean. Why can't we let people believe what they want? If it doesn't hurt you, why are you so adamant that people believe the same as you do? And yes, discriminating against religion is the same as discriminating against anything else. Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean that it's not discriminating. Certain people don't believe that you can be LGBTQ, but they are constantly facing adversity. If people want to believe in something, that's fine! Anytime something religious comes up, everyone starts yelling at each other, and frankly, I'm getting tired of it. Why can't we just accept our differences and move along?
Whoever Puts These Questions Together Gave Up Before The End
I mean, have you worn one of their push up bras? Only a man would torture boobs like that.
Load More Replies...I'm going to create my own brand called Victor's Confidential. For the guys.
If this is a still from The Chase, they 1000% do this on purpose. So many of them are done deliberately to get Bradley Walsh to crack
I was going to say that! I love the outtakes from that show so much, his helpless laughter gets me every time.
Load More Replies...Yes….. the creator of Victoria’s secrets is a male and he thought it would be awkward to name the store after a male that sells womens items. So yes Victoria’s Secret is she is a man
Load More Replies...From The Chase, the host Bradley Walsh is well know for losing his s**t at funny answers that came up by accident. So now, the writers frequently put joke answers in to troll him. Truly one of life's small pleasures is watching Bradley Walsh absolutely lose it, there's even YouTube vids dedicated to this 😂
Yeah...possibly even Victor Derek(haha, I know-initials) or vice versa.
Load More Replies...Sandwich For Later
When you want to make sure that no one is touching the second half of your sandwich.
or they are trying to discourage thieves from stealing the other half…
Load More Replies...When not even the company that made your sandwich wants to acknowledge its existence.
I thought he ate it so it would be shaped somewhat like a boomerang. I guess I overthought it.
Browsing Dogs For Adoption. I Think We've Found The One
if it is a husky, that might be accurate. Huskies are dogcats
Load More Replies...Surprise MF
I wonder if they are happea with this? would it appease them?
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
This actually made me laugh out loud and my granddaughter looked at me as if I'd lost the plot lol
This Bear Gets It
Bear- “I can do what i please. If you have a problem it sucks to be you.” [Edited to say thank you for all the upvotes!! 💜]
I would upvote you but right now you’re at one hundred upvotes and I don’t want it mess it up so here’s an upvote :)
Load More Replies...Well at least they aren't relying on bear literacy like the seagull folks
What is with these signs that animals are supposed to read and comprehend? Not that they'd care anyway, but point stands.
Bbc News At It Again
Yes. Yes, it is. She's a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
Load More Replies...The dab is an old meme. The dude said dont use the word "lit" so BBC used the dab instead.
Load More Replies...Further evidence for the case that modern mainstream news is not an educational service, and instead it's entertainment for profit.
Try And Stop Me
If it was for a stripper it would be folded in half longwise. Signed- Someone with experience ☺️
Load More Replies...GF And Her Friend Spent The Day In Sf
Somehow I forgot that "high top vans" referred to the cars. I was wondering what was wrong with high top shoes, and why ones from the Vans brand specifically?
The Audacity Of This Guy
One tiny scene in a movie most people never saw, “Joe vs the Volcano” immediately comes to mind. Early in the movie, Tom Hanks (who plays Joe) works in the basement of an uber-depressing office building, and every day has to pass by a large round handle (for water? Steam? F**k if I know), with an equally large sign that says “Do Not Touch”. As his own personal passive-aggressive act of anarchy, he repeatedly makes a point of touching it when he passes it. Every. Single. Time. And that scene has stuck with me ever since I saw the movie—-in 1990, so 30 years. BTW, the warning sign is total bullshit, since absolutely nothing happens when he touches it.
Oh heck yeah, epic movie. Took a bit to figure out that Meg Ryan played all three sisters. And I never stop myself when seeing unnecessary drama to say, it’s always going to be something with you Joe!!
Load More Replies...I would just stand there saying, "Im not touching you" and have my finger millimeters away from it.
Do not let the thought speculate about the merest possibility of crossing your mind
Absolutely No Regard For The Law.
That's my dog! Pic taken by me 6 or 7 years ago at Hemmant, Qld. His name is Fitz and he's as cheeky as the pic suggests
This Engraver Gets It
I ordered a Burgerking Whopper recently with the request "NO PICKLE". When I unwrapped it (at home), It had pickle, meat patty & ketchup - nothing else.
Dance Like No One Is Watching
Every breath you take, Every move you make, Every bond you break, Every step you take... I'll be watching you...
Load More Replies...I can dance like that girl from "Flashdance". Remember the song says ''.. and she dancing like she's never danced before!" I can do THAT very well!
The high-knees-running-in-place-but-not-the-running-man?
Load More Replies...You're Welcome
Lol I have a story realating to this: At my local campus, all the bikeracks have this sign that says 'Thank You for parking properly', and somebody left their bike on it's side taking up space right under the sign.
Someone In My Dorm Gets It
Well...the red phone is an Emergency phone---could have consequences......
those are hardwired, i would have looked to unplug the handsets and plug them into the opposite color phone.....
No U
There was a strange war of attrition that had an unexpected victory in a little town I worked in. They had a bigoted sort of Church that kept putting up "Put Homosexuality from You, for it is sin" on their sign. It kept being changed to "Put Hate from You, for it is sin" by the local youth. Each time the Church changed it back they were clearly having to use letters from other sets to make Hate back into Homosexuality. Eventually the Homosexuality was in rainbow colors. When the kids vandalized it that time they took down the whole rainbow word, as a trophy, apparently, and the church gave up.
Does This Count?
There are many ways to be evil. You can be lustful and gluttonous and still be charitable.
That is like the article about the satanists giving out free tampons. Just becaise someone percieves you as something does not mean you are.
The Satanic Temple actually is all for tolerance, empathy and opposing injustice. :) Though it should not be confused with the Church of Satan (based on LaVey's philosophy).
Load More Replies...The Twist: That is your rich stepmother in the car and the guy on the left is a gigolo.
This is a Murcielago, which does have windows that roll down, but the regulators are prone to breaking.
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My old workplace had bars on the loo windows, the co. put a message on them "these bars are alarmed" - took less than 24hrs for it to change to "this a**e is armed".
This Guy Took A Picture At The Mpaa Headquarters Wearing A Pirate Bay T-Shirt
Thanks for the caption, never would have known what was going on without it.
I’ve hated that mpaa logo since I was a child. Not sure why it frustrates me.
Friend Sent This To Me, Not Sure If It's Been Posted Or Not.
I love that the security is actually there to tell him off
Fibonacci Gets It
I Faced All 200 Chairs In My Lecture Hall Towards The Back
I think that makes it easier to sit down actually. Just sit and swivel. You don't have to pull the chair out and turn it toward you or anything.
I have a confession to make. In high school we had kind of an absent minded Professor he was teaching psychology and one day we turned his desk around then asked him for a pencil. It was hilarious to watch him attempt to find the desk drawers for a good two minutes. He got no mercy, it was just too easy
Sole From Fb
that reminds me of the time i met david hassellhoff--he explicitly told me to call him The Hoff and that was it-- i said " yeah dude no hassle Hoff"
You are a credit to your country. Bravo. (no sarcasm)
Load More Replies...*in voice of Refrigerator Guy* I love Pewdipie. And Jimmy Here, and Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye, and RoomieOfficial, and Boyinaband, and Jake Munro, and Toxic Tears, and It's Black Friday, and Kelsey Impicciche...*trails off into the distance*
I Am Out Of Control
I wIlL mAkE a SpIdEr WiTh My OwN dAmN hAnD iF i PlEaSe
Load More Replies...This Movie Gets It
Would be better if that was the only one that was £8, and all the others were £7
Only The Strong Survive
Kraft has curved noodles but every cheaper brand I've seen has straight noodles.
Load More Replies...I did this once when I made lunch for my siblings. Guess who got the dry noodle. Yup. I did.
I'm Putting This Sign On The Internet.
I Went And Had It Delivered Anyway.
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream... it's to deliver the undeliverable
I'ts really sad that people are too lazy to go to the store so they just get a (frozen?) pizza from Amazon. And also that it's possible and economical for the customer and the company, just not the workers.
This Student Gets It
Me Irl
For Motion Picture Use Only
Jb&p
Exactly. This isn't rebellious, it's just. freaking. wrong.
Load More Replies...This is the only one that made me gasp in fear the moment I saw it.
F The Police
I sometimes eat Breakfast bisquits for a midday snack. AND put a "kitchen" labelled hand soap in the bathroom. Mwahahaaa
You know you're going straight to heck, don't you?
Load More Replies...I went through an immature, rebellious, young adult phase where I would wear my co worker Robert's name tag instead of my own because the handbook just said we had to wear a name tag.
I did this also, just because I liked having a different name for the day once in a while..
Load More Replies...And she does as you have instructed her to do, without question.
Load More Replies...Brought back fond memories of finding a sign on a storage room door in a gym that said, "Not an Exit". We subsequently put signs on lockers saying, "Not an exit either"...
Lol! One of those lockers could lead to Narnia. You don't know.
Load More Replies...These were great, but why couldn't they be individually upvoted? The absence of the upvote button is seriously disturbing my sense of order in the world...
I feel bad actually answering this because I would love to pretend it's just meta rule breaking but the real reason is Bored Panda posts long lists and then clips them to the top (usually) 50 then turns off voting. Anyway, sorry to have an honest answer for that question.
Load More Replies...I once tried to get arrested for doing pointless misdemeanors while tipsy at a gas station when a cop I knew pulled up to get gas. First I loitered, then I solicited, then I jaywalked, I told the cop I was drunk in public and he just kept laughing so I went and laid over the hood of his cop car with my hands behind my back and he told me to go home so then I thumped the hood and told him I damaged government property and then I told him I was guilty of disorderly conduct and when that didn't work I pinched his nipple while he was in uniform and told him to arrest me for sexual assault and then laid back over the hood of his cop car and told him to handcuff me...all while wearing a minidress. He wouldn't stop laughing no matter what I did. It was the darndest thing. It's not fair really. Trying to get your street cred up is hard when the cops won't ever arrest you because they say you're too much of a goody goody and don't ever commit real crimes. ☹️
I sometimes eat Breakfast bisquits for a midday snack. AND put a "kitchen" labelled hand soap in the bathroom. Mwahahaaa
You know you're going straight to heck, don't you?
Load More Replies...I went through an immature, rebellious, young adult phase where I would wear my co worker Robert's name tag instead of my own because the handbook just said we had to wear a name tag.
I did this also, just because I liked having a different name for the day once in a while..
Load More Replies...And she does as you have instructed her to do, without question.
Load More Replies...Brought back fond memories of finding a sign on a storage room door in a gym that said, "Not an Exit". We subsequently put signs on lockers saying, "Not an exit either"...
Lol! One of those lockers could lead to Narnia. You don't know.
Load More Replies...These were great, but why couldn't they be individually upvoted? The absence of the upvote button is seriously disturbing my sense of order in the world...
I feel bad actually answering this because I would love to pretend it's just meta rule breaking but the real reason is Bored Panda posts long lists and then clips them to the top (usually) 50 then turns off voting. Anyway, sorry to have an honest answer for that question.
Load More Replies...I once tried to get arrested for doing pointless misdemeanors while tipsy at a gas station when a cop I knew pulled up to get gas. First I loitered, then I solicited, then I jaywalked, I told the cop I was drunk in public and he just kept laughing so I went and laid over the hood of his cop car with my hands behind my back and he told me to go home so then I thumped the hood and told him I damaged government property and then I told him I was guilty of disorderly conduct and when that didn't work I pinched his nipple while he was in uniform and told him to arrest me for sexual assault and then laid back over the hood of his cop car and told him to handcuff me...all while wearing a minidress. He wouldn't stop laughing no matter what I did. It was the darndest thing. It's not fair really. Trying to get your street cred up is hard when the cops won't ever arrest you because they say you're too much of a goody goody and don't ever commit real crimes. ☹️
