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Everything in this world is transient, and fashion especially. Moreover, the fashion for names. What was incredibly popular with our grandparents looks really vintage and dust-covered today. Where did the wonderful Ebenezers and Jebedais, Wilhelminas and Lucilles go? Unfortunately, their number is decreasing every year.

On the other hand, there is also a reverse process. For example, back in the nineties, only the most stubborn fans of ancient mythology knew the name "Hermione", and in the 21st century the number of girls with this name in the USA and the UK is approaching several thousand. What is there to say? Just look at the NFL rosters in, say, 1992 and 2022 - and compare how much the naming trends have changed.

There is a popular thread in the AskReddit community whose topic starter once asked the question: "What first name is not used anymore?" To date, the thread boasts over 30.7K upvotes and roughly 31.3K comments with several thousand incredibly diverse first names.

Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of the most popular comments of this thread: from the ancient and even fictional Gilgamesh and Nyarlathotep to Kermit and Dorcas, undeservedly forgotten in recent years. In general, feel free to scroll to the very end (there are real gems at the end, just trust us!), like your favorite ones and if we missed something, be sure to write these names in the comments!

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group My grandfather's name was Kermit. He went by KW. His best friends growing up were Ernie and Elmo (Elmo went by Bogue).

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Adolf

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder why the name went out of fashion? Did someone with that name ruin it for everyone else?

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Gay.

Have 2 great aunts named Gay.

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Squirrelly Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The old definition of gay is happy. So Gay, the name, used to be akin to naming a child Joy.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I was at a rural graveyard recently and a woman's name was Experience, she was buried next to her sister Patience.

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#6

30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Nobody has the name Agamemnon anymore.

I plan to fix that some day.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Ursula, sea-witch straight up ruined that name

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glowworm2
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ursula was fabulous though. I see nothing wrong with having that name simply because of her.

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#10

30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Had a Great Grandfather named Granite Commodore. I look forward to my son assuming this bad a*s name.

Edit: His name was Garnet Commodore. I typed this comment via mobile, didn't proofread. I come back 6 days later and this f****r blew up. My highest rated comment ever was a complete mistake. s**t.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Flavius. Though my sister insists she's going to name one of her children that when she has them. My mother says there's no way she's allowing that

Edit: firstly, holy s**t I did not expect this many upvotes

Secondly, my comment about my sister naming one of her children Flavius isn't serious, she says it to get a rise from my mother. It's just a family inside joke.

Lastly, yeah I get that it's still a popular name in Romania, 100 people have already told me that.

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kim morris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I very much wanted to name my first born son "Robin", was told no in very stern terms by my ex. So he was named Something Benjamin. Then my FIL told me to change his middle name, because it sounded "too Jewish". I am not making this up. Second son. My inlaws came to the hospital, and again told me to change HIS name, because it would be confused with his great-uncle, who was 80something at the time. Nevermind that her children were named after her brother, her other brother, her husband, and her cousin. SO glad they're both dead now.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Never met a Heathcliff

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window, Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window."

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Hortense

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I went to school with 2 different boys named Storm while I was growing up. Different schools, but they both had mullets and wore NASCAR shirts. Never again will we live in such a magical time.

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Bill Tinsley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to know a girl named stormi. I currently work with two different girls named autumn and winter. Winters best friend from childhood is named spring.

Bubs623
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mullets are making a comeback. Popular haircut for little boys where I live. I think this particular hair style could have stayed in the past...

Nightshade1972
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I briefly dated a guy named Rolin (pronounced like "rolling") Thunder Thomas. Yes, he was conceived during a thunderstorm.

Maddie Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My physiotherapist's last name was Storm and there's a TV presenter called Storm Huntley.

T'Mar of Vulcan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my 50+ first cousins is named Storm. When she was born it was an unusual name and someone asked my aunt if the next child was going to be named Wagon Wheels. My aunt did not take it well.

L hill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Met a couple wiith a kid named Storm. I hate to say it, but he was a horribly behaved kid. I dont blame the kid. He would do destructive things and his parents would smile and just say "Storm". To top it off. Other kid is named Tempest. I cant remember when I was so angry with parents not being a parent.

Seabeast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my older brother's friends named their four girls after seasons. Winter, Summer, Spring, and Autumn.

Teachertired
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've taught a storm, stormy, steel, stone, and Stoney...those were recent! They are still going strong!

Thida Yang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went to school with sisters named stormy, windy & dusty. Their families were also shockingly heavily into Nascar & 1/2 business, 1/2 party hair styles. The girls were very sweet, though, always wonder what happened to them.

Magnifico Giganticus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many chicks have I known of who tried calling themselves "Stormy."

Troy Parr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought Storm to be a girl's name. I'd find it odd to meet a boy named Storm.

Kirsten Kerkhof
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a student whose name (translated into English) was Storm Madman. I’m not saying his raging ADHD had anything to do with his name, but I wasn’t entirely surprised either TBH …

KimB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends daughter is Stormy Dawn (she is American Indian descent)

Hill Branda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would think that Tim Minchin kinda reduced the number of future "Storms" out there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a young girl down the street from us named Autumn. I always buy my Girl Scout cookies from her!

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Grover, unfortunately.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I dunno about you, but I haven't seen many people named Gilgamesh lately.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Llewellyn. I believe there was no registry of this name being used for newborns last year.

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#19

30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Jeeves. But I think it has a strong correlation to butlers and no parent wants to condemn their child to a life of butler-hood. Hell, even Jerry Seinfeld had a bit on that name.

Edit: TIL there was a series of short stories about a man named Reginald Jeeves. I always thought Jeeves was a first name. In fact, I've only ever heard of it used as the main identifier and never as a surname. The more you know. I still stand by my answer though.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I can tell you that there certainly are children in the UK school system right now with the following names, which were suggested in posts here:

Amadeus, Ethel, Reginald, Roger, Maurice, Mercedes, Wilhelmina, Julius, Mildred, Myra, Myrtle, Beulah, Cora, Isis and Osama.

No Adolf, Rutherford, Orenthal or Judas though.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Eustace.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I see a lot of people suggesting "old lady names" but they are the super popular ones. My daughter's preschool classmates and my high school friends children have names like Cora, Louisa, Mabel, Millie, Maeve, Evelyn, Dorothy/Dottie, Matilda, Gertrude, Pearl.
Not a single Jessica, Ashley, Heather, Jennifer, or any of those over-saturated 80s baby names.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Gary. Once a very common name, only four babies were called Gary last year in the UK.

Just doesn't have a ring to it, little baby Gary.

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Sami B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad and brother are both named Gary, but it's more common in the US. Of course, my brother is in his 40s, so I'm not sure how popular it is with newer generations.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Ebenezer

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode!" Who remembers that song? Apparently it contains references to drugs, who knew?

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Was at a church and saw a grave to "Manly Powers." I've never met a "Manly" before. All of us guys decided to have our picture taken with the grave while we flexed our muscles.

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Ian Webling
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a chap called Simon Manley in school. He was very short. One day in geography class, the teacher was out and he was jumping from desk to desk. My neighbour looks at me and says, "One small step for man, one giant leap for Manley."

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Dorcus, it was my great-grandmother's name.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Mildred and Edith

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glowworm2
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My late grandmother was Mildred and my late aunt was Edith. Both were awesome.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Orenthal

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Sami B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with an Orenthal in the late '00s. He was probably in his late 30s or early 40s. I'm pretty sure he went by his initials, though I can't recall now for sure.

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Wilhelmina

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Linda. It's a weird name for a baby. Great for getting hr jobs, though.

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The name Lucille, unfortunately. I thinks it's just beautiful sounding. It sounds so pure, and it calls to mind the concept of... bright, white light, somehow.

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Amy Watkins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also calls to mind Negan's deadly barbwire wrapped bat from The Walking Dead!

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Chauncey.

EDIT: Everyone knows exactly 1 person/gerbil named Chauncey.

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#39

Ozymandias.

Fun fact: MY name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Oh, Moses isn't that common either.

EDIT: Apparently Moses (and multiple variations of it) are quite common.

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Pan Narrans
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ozymandrias is the Greek version of what we would call Ramses II. And Ramses is still in use.

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#41

Most "Al" names. I've never met an Alfred, Albert, Alvin, or Alphonse in my life.

Edit: Everybody and their f*****g grandmother knows an Alfred/Alfredo except for me.

Edit 2: This comment was a f*****g mistake.

Edit 3: It's been a good run but f**k inbox replies.

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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group Xerxes

Edit: Apparently it's a lot more common than I realized.

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#43

30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group I once knew a kid named Knickerbocker, went by Nick.

Bonus comment: my dentist is named Dann, not short for Daniel, just Dann with 2 n's.

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Michael Largey
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried to make the feeble joke "So he's your d-e-n-n-t-i-s-t?" (without the hyphens), but the damn autocorrect won't let me misspell "dentist"!

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#45

Megatron. A shame that Family Guy has played such a role in its decline.

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Booker. I really wish this one was still used.

EDIT: This was in reference to Booker DeWitt, sorry to disappoint the five time world champion.

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