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A motorist had a bad alternator and the car died while she/he was driving. The electric lock control stopped working. We were dispatched for a person trapped in a motor vehicle. On arrival, the advice was given to manually lift the lock knob.
You can easily tell the ones who will not survive the first 24 hours of the zombie apocalypse.

LTBT Report

Final score:

333points

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I I 3 years ago

OMG how do they get dressed in the mornings?

106points

My friend’s former roommate was a firefighter. I describe him like this, and not as my friend because he’s actually a total dick, but he’s still a firefighter, so he saves lives.

Anyway, I was over at their place one day, and firefighter Dave (not his real name) comes home looking exhausted. We could smell the smoke on him, so we knew he had seen some action that day.

We asked him about it and he just got this really sad, but humored look in his eye. An instagram model has set her apartment building on fire by filling her room with candles for some photo shoot where she would pretend to be doing yoga in the middle of hundreds of candles.

But she saw a spider sitting on one of the lit candles... So she sprayed some Raid at it.

The room pretty much ignited extremely quickly and, in her fear, she threw the bottle of Raid at the fire, and then hid in her shower across the hall.

She was still in the apartment when Dave kicked in the door and carried her out, her apartment engulfed in flames. She was close to passing out from smoke inhalation, so Dave had to cradle her in his arms. As he carries her to the window to be lowered on a ladder, she says “Wait”.

Dave stops, thinking she is about to tell him about someone else that needs rescuing.

She meekly lifts her phone and snaps a selfie, making the duck face and everything, flames in the background.

Apparently by the time he left, the Instagram model had posted the photo to her profile and it was already getting tons of likes.

From what I hear, though, she DID kill the spider. So technically she wasn’t a TOTAL moron.

Atlas_Black Report

Final score:

253points

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Ember 3 years ago

Instagram again?! What is wrong with these stupid influencers?

148points

The psychotherapist, who is researching the psychology of firefighters and the challenges they face, explained that this is a profession that requires all-rounded people: firefighters have to be strong, have razor-sharp intellect, and have to be quick. The expert preferred to remain anonymous.

“In their line of work, firefighters have to deal with difficult and unpredictable circumstances which give rise to intense stress reactions,” the expert said.

Some of these stressors arise from the demands of the job itself: their jobs are physically demanding, they have to work in high temperatures and near toxic materials, and use professional equipment. This can lead to lung, heart, and hearing problems. However, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. The psychological toll is equally as big (if not bigger).

I was a volunteer firefighter many years back. One summer, after a long period of no rain, two good old boys decide to have a few (dozen) beers and take their Jeep into a nearby field to go off-roading.

Well, ~2 ft. tall corn stalks that are bone-dry wind-up getting jammed up into the undercarriage, which, on a 90+ degree day, turns out to be hot enough to ignite a fire. The owner of the field sees the situation unfolding from their house and calls for fire and police.

Given the proximity to my location, I go directly to the scene after hearing the page go out and see these two assholes trying to drive the Jeep faster and faster to put the fire out. Eventually, the engine gives out, but they won’t leave the car. I physically had to reach-in, burning my arms in the process (since I didn’t respond to the station first to get my turnout gear), and pull them out - somehow, they decided that remaining in the car would slowdown the flames.

And because they thought it was a good idea to continue driving a burning vehicle around a dry field, we now have a significant brush fire and have to call mutual aid from another county to help douse the fire.

State Police get involved, I have a nice trip to the hospital. And assholes lose their Jeep and the remainder of their booze.

Xaipe32 Report

Final score:

232points

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I I 3 years ago

massive fines for these idiots is whats needed

117points

Two bikini clad girls had to be rescued from a swift moving river in a canoe. Neither girl brought a life vest or a PADDLE

John_Wick_Detroit Report

Final score:

225points

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Nadia Montera 3 years ago

Kendall, Kylie : you cheeky gurrrrlllls ;)

94points

Dude picked up a metal ring from a hardware store in lieu of paying for an actual cock ring.

It got stuck. He went to the hospital. The hospital called the fire department because a dremel tool turned out to be the right tool for the job.

invadermoody Report

Final score:

203points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Yes, some of us men are dumb enough to put d**k in the weirdest places.

93points

“Some psychological challenges include having to work in constantly-shifting and unknown surroundings, being pressured by time, having to communicate with victims, taking responsibility for civilians and your teammates, and having to take care of the remains of those who die in fires,” the psychotherapist told Bored Panda just how exhausting and tough being a firefighter really is.

“These psychological stressors can have not only short-term but also long-term effects. For example, research done by the International Association of Firefighters in 2018 showed that 19 percent of respondents thought about suicide, 27 percent had substance abuse problems, 59 percent said they had problems at home and at work, and 65 percent recorded having intrusive thoughts about traumatic events during work,” she said, adding that firefighters can also suffer from PTSD.

My dad was witness to someone being stupid and rescued by a firefighter. I posted this to the "Tales from tech support" subreddit a while ago. Here's the copy/paste.

My dad worked for IBM's AS/400 (A mainframe system) tech support division for over 10 years (1992 to 2003). A customer called in because he needed to run a report and send it out to the networked printer. For whatever reason, the report was failing to generate and the guy on the phone was freaking out because some corporate big-wig demand that this report be printed and on his desk by 3pm.
Just another day at work.

About 10 minutes into the call my dad starts to hear this strange high pitched noise in the background.

Dad, "Uhh, if you don't mind my asking, what's that noise it the background?"

Caller, "Oh, that's the fire alarm."

"Fire alarm?"

"Yeah, the building is on fire."

"Far be it from me to tell you what to do, but shouldn't you get out of there?"

"Dan... you don't understand. I HAVE to get this report printed, now are you going to help me or not?"

So they continue to troubleshoot the issue. A few minutes after that my dad hears shouting in the background.

Dad, "Umm, there seems to be a lot of yelling in the background, is everything OK?"

Caller, "Yeah, it's fine. It's just the firefighters evacuating the building."

"Shouldn't you get out of there too?"

"Dan I absolutely HAVE to get this report printed are you going to help me?"

"I'm not sure that I should."

"We pay our support contract. I have to get this printed and you have to help me! It's almost 3pm!"

"It's just a report I don't think it's worth risking your life."

The caller starts to get furious when the shouting in the background gets much louder. A firefighter has come over to the guy on the phone and starts barking orders at him to get out of the building. The caller tells the firefighter "Look, I have to print this report before 3p and I can't leave until it's printed." Over the phone dad hears the firefighter scream, "I don't give a damn about your goddamned report the building is on fire! Now MOVE!"

There's a scuffling noise and the phone handset on the other end drops to the ground as the firefighter physically drags the caller away. After that, all dad could hear was the sound of the fire alarm and various crackling noises.

Needless to say, the report did not get printed by 3pm.

EtanSivad Report

Final score:

197points

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Guido Pisano 3 years ago

That's quite sad... This guy was so afraid to loose his job that was putting his life at risk...

184points

Heard this story from a friend. Emergency call comes in for a miscellaneous electrical hazard. Chief walks in and a woman tells him that the tv in the bedroom is making a weird noise. It's turned off but there's a low buzzing sound coming from the area. Chief unplugs the tv (which she didn't think to do???) and the noise doesn't stop. The tv is sitting on top of a chest of drawers so he opens up the top drawer and finds this woman's vibrator just buzzing away. Super awkward.

stewy23 Report

Final score:

194points

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Auntriarch 3 years ago

Definitely miscellaneous

45points

i was the dumb call. my cat got her paw stuck under the dishwasher, and was screaming bloody murder. I couldn't move her paw and I couldn't lift the machine, so i sat with her while my husband called the fire department. She chewed right through one of my favorite blankets in her stress.

Fire fighters arrive, not in full suits but heavy boots and pants. Soon as they came around the corner to the kitchen our cat miraculously was able to free her paw and take off to hide in the bathroom.

The guys seemed confused, but at least it was easy? We thanked them profusely for being scary enough to free our cat, who had zero physical damage (not even a broken claw). I guess she'd hooked her claws on something and didn't want to let it go for love or money.

Final score:

182points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Cat wanted to embarrass you! What did you do hooman?

77points

According to the psychotherapist, there are very high demands for firefighters because they’re responsible for “the safety and welfare of society.” They have to be able to respond to various dangerous and risky situations and put their lives at risk for the sake of others. That requires not just physical speed but also being able to make quick decisions under intense pressure. This is why firefighters nearly always rank in the top of lists of the most stressful professions.

I also wanted to learn how firefighters could deal with the fact that they can’t always save people in danger. According to the psychotherapist researching firefighters and the challenges they face, at the core of this lies the understanding that they shouldn’t overestimate the bounds of their duty. In short, and as harsh as it sounds—you physically can’t save everyone and you’re not personally responsible for saving everyone.

“They do the best that they can in every situation. You can’t take responsibility for everyone and it’s important to know your limits. When faced with intrusive thoughts and guilt, it’s vital that you speak to your colleagues and mental health specialists who can help you.”

#10

Firefighter/Paramedic in suburb of Phx. Had to transport a guy to the ER because he was constipated. His wife tried to dig it out with a wooden spoon. Spoon got stuck and hurt to move it.

Walked in and there’s a 250 lb man, butt naked, lying on his side with a huge wooden spoon stuck halfway up his butt.

Gruppet Report

Final score:

177points

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Iapetos 3 years ago

His wife is either VERY dumb or really hates him. Possibly both.

105points

#11

This is my dads story, not mine, but I’ve heard it so many times I think I can accurately tell it here.

My dad was on the Boston Fire Department for a little over 35 years. For 13 of those years, he worked at a fire station in Dorchester. In Dorchester, there is a zoo. The Franklin Park Zoo. One morning in late September, they get a call to the Franklin Park Zoo for a young girl mauled by a gorilla.

This is the sort of call they’d get all the time. Gorilla jumps at the glass, kid gets scared, parents panic and call 911.

So they hop in the truck and ride on over. It’s one of those kinda foggy early fall mornings as they walk into the zoo. A couple of the other firefighters start walking into the zoo as my dad notices a man sitting on a bench holding a little girl in his arms. Assuming this is what the call is for, he walks over to the man. The little girl has a scrape on her forehead and she’s crying but is otherwise fine. The man looks like he just saw a ghost. So my dad asks the guy what’s going on.

The man just says “little joe is out”

My dad says “what does that mean?”

The man just repeats “little joe is out”

So my dad says “who the fuck is little joe!?”

Little joe is a 500lb adolescent male silverback gorilla. Loose in the streets of Boston. It’s right about now that my dad realizes that he’s not exactly qualified to handle a gorilla, but he doesn’t know who to call, so he calls everyone.

Two minutes later the fire chief shows up, not knowing what the call was about yet and, jumps out of his car saying “Mark, Mark, is this about a FUCKING gorilla!?”

My dad says “yeah, but how’d you hear that?”

The chief says “he’s standing at the bus stop on Seaver Street!”

Now the swat team shows up, hats on backwards, M16s in hand and my dad, being the smartass he is, looks at the sergeant and says “hey I don’t think this thing is armed”

He caught a bit of flak for that later on

Animal control and the swat team worked together to take down little joe. It took 14 tranquilizer darts before he finally went unconscious. Little joe is still alive and well at the Franklin Park Zoo. And here’s the picture of him at the bus stop for those of you who don’t believe me.

Bidiggity Report

Final score:

173points

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Jonathan 3 years ago (edited)

Well thank goodness they had the humanity to use tranquilizers and not actual bullets, unlike a certain other primate :(

122points

#12

I once had a firefighter tell me he almost died in a house fire while going back into the house to look for the owner. A neighbor was concerned about why the firefighter was still in the residence so he asked another firefighter. This is about how the exchange went:

Neighbor: Why is that fireman still in the house?
Firefighter: He's looking for the owner of the home.
Neighbor: He is right over there with the video camera.

Turns out the owner did not think it was important to alert the fire department he was out of the house. Instead, he was just taking video of the whole event.

The fire started because the owner had tried to smother his barbecue cooker flame with left over wood from the siding that had been installed on his home. The owner did not realize it would burn. Burned his whole house down.

FountainofR Report

Final score:

154points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

"This is for America's funnies home videos, my house is burning down and a firefighter is still in there looking for me even though I'm out here, lol".

12points

FrankieFillibuster Report

#13

Former firefighter/EMT. Easily the dumbest person I encountered was a mother of 4 who decided it would be an awesome idea to get a Facebook/Instagram worthy picture of her kids (all under age 10) sitting in a rowboat.

Mother untied it from the dock and thought she'd just pull them back with the rope... That she forgot to hold on to.

They floated a half mile down the river before the two oldest boys managed to grab a branch hanging over the bank.

It was really surreal to see 4 young kids, all in matching clothing, sitting in a boat waiting to be rescued. I have no clue what happened after, but they were physically fine, just scared, a little tired but the mom was in full blown panic mode and kept getting in our way. I hope she's making better choices now.

Final score:

153points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Natural selection was supposed to catch her before she had kids.

127points

#14

Fire department and the paramedics had to come to my work one day because some kid didn’t know the difference between a swimming pool and a splash pad...

There’s this artificial waterfall that goes down into a basin that’s only about 2 inches deep where there’s fountains and stuff for kids to play in. This kid decided to climb up the waterfall (there are multiple signs posted not to do this) and decided to dive off into the water below that again is only 2 INCHES DEEP!

Luckily the kid landed flat on his face so he survived and avoided being paralyzed but he was knocked out cold immediately and would have probably drowned but luckily his mother heard the splat and came running over screaming and pulled him out.

kg1206 Report

Final score:

138points

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Guido Pisano 3 years ago

Just curious: where the mother was when the child decided to climb?

87points

#15

I was called to a home to get a pie out of the oven before it caught fire. The lady went to the store and was delayed for some reason. she called 911 to have the fire department take the pie out of the oven and place it on the stove. The call came in as " Something stuck in over and unable to turn off stove". Still #1 call in 32 years

Final score:

134points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Why would you even leave the oven on if you're not home??

18points

#16

We needed to close the main connection through a forest over the winter because the trees were falling faster on the road than we could remove them due to way to much snow falling. Also the redirection was more than an hour longer due to the snow.

Some cars thought that they would come through but turned around as soon as they saw the trees on the road.

One semi also thought he'd get through. He drove up to the trees and called the fire brigade and complained why we didn't remove the trees. As he was calling a bunch of trees behind him also fell locking him in.

It stood there one month before the trees and the snow could get removed by us that at least the semi can back out. We needed another month until the road was free again.

Horizon317 Report

Final score:

130points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

I hope it wasn't carrying post packages

21points

#17

Had a drunk guy in Antarctica chase a penguin. Penguin stuck his beak through the offending drunk guy's calf. He got sent home, and a report on international treaty breach wound up on some congress member's desk.

Oh McMurdo, how I miss thee.

Final score:

129points

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Kari Panda 3 years ago

For a moment, I thought calf as in cow and was really confused. That said, idiot deserved what he got.

35points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#18

Rescued a guy trying to surprise his girlfriend on Christmas by coming down the chimney completely unannounced. Her son noticed something was going on before she did, put a starter log in the fireplace and almost killed him had the smoke not started billowing out the fireplace into the living room.
I ran into her with a different guy by St. Patricks.

Sorry buddy

Final score:

125points

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

First guy wasn't smokin' hot?

50points

voluntaryfirefighter Report

#19

Police called to open a door of a flat for them. We came, knocked at the door, the inhabitant opened for us.

Final score:

122points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Sometimes the simplest solution...

38points

whats_the_frequency_ Report

#20

My dad saved a dude who got his gentleman’s bits stuck in a jacuzzi jet. Dude was looking for a cheap thrill and his dingus swelled up and jammed

Final score:

121points

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Debbie Barnes 3 years ago

How embarrassing..And then you'd have to deal with half a dozen firefighters standing around, 'looking', at the issue and discussing solutions, while trying to keep a straight face... Somehow, I don't think he's going to do that ever again.... Ha, ha, ha...

50points

Chich 3 years ago

Can you imagine what it felt like getting to the realization that "Yep, I'm going to have to call the FD"

12points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago

Not only that, let's guess his phone was out of reach. First he has to shout someone to call the fire department. How many people may heard his shouting? Before firefighters arrive, already 20 neigbours know how patetic you are.

2points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Wouldn’t it….er. .unswell due to the fear and stress.

5points

Catlady6000 3 years ago

The ring of the jacuzzi jet would likely have served as a tourniquet, stopping blood flow and keeping it from unswelling

5points

Diana Murtaugh 3 years ago

Seems to either be a popular idea, or this guys story keeps making the rounds.

2points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

"gentlemen's bits" made me laugh

2points

Analyn Lahr 3 years ago

I saw something like this on 1000 Ways to Die and the guy had his intestines ripped out by it.

2points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

😳 Through his di*k????

3points

Aleš Kaučič 3 years ago

Like that dude stick their crown jewells trough the hole of 25 kilo weight

1point

Shirley Heyn 3 years ago

But. . . I want to know what they had to do to get it out. . . ???

1point

Bonnie Davis 3 years ago

Dear Lord!!! Men will stick their junk anywhere!!!

1point

Barbara Vandewalle 3 years ago

L L L L L OL

0points

Hugo A-niro 3 years ago

Serves him right loved hearing this

0points

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

Impotency ensued, I hope? To prevent breeding.

0points

Valley Girl 3 years ago

Pork and beans!

0points

Mazer 3 years ago

Happens more than not.

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

They should of sent in a female firefighter to rescue him. How embarrassing would that be!

0points

A B C 3 years ago

*should have

3points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Are you some sort of teacher?

0points

Jaded Queen 3 years ago

Why u punishing the women dude? We get plenty unsolicited pics anyway. Tho I would have laughed hard in his face. I can't control my laughter, so would be nice for me.

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

Why? He's in enough pain and stress already and it's embarrassing enough with male ff around. What would he need to be punished for even further? He stuck his manly bits into an inanimate object. His own, even, I presume - that's not a crime!

0points

lara 3 years ago

And the worst part is NOW he is a part of "funniest story" lore.

0points

Telmo Belo 3 years ago

How? Those things are tiny

0points

Catlady6000 3 years ago

Not tiny enough for him, apparently

0points

Zena Marsh 3 years ago

Men Do The Dumbest Things. Idea for a TV clip show....

-1point

Tristan Kenyon 3 years ago

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

Why? What did he do to you? Was it your yacuzzi?

0points

Eslamala 3 years ago

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#21

I remember asking a firefighter about this once, and he said a guy who was [doing the dirty with] a woman. Her husband came home, so he jumped out the second story window buck naked and impaled himself through the upper leg on a fence paling. It was one of those fleur de lis ones, so it fucked up his leg pretty badly. They had to cut the paling out of the fence and load him into an ambulance.

JimmyL2014 Report

Final score:

120points

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Kai Scadden 3 years ago

If you remove the bracketed part you get a guy who was a woman

2points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#22

Had a fellow who was running from the police. He decided to climb on board a chunk of ice that was flowing down the river. I am sure he thought he was a genius at the time, but the issue is that there isn't really a whole lot north of our town for a few hundred miles, so his long term planning wasn't great. Eventually we found him hiding in a small icy overhang on the side of the river suffering from hypothermia.

After a brief stay in hospital he ended up being arrested.

RobertBorden Report

Final score:

115points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

Well, his cool idea wasn't so hot after all. (Sorry, it's 3:30 am here.)

54points

probandaidputeroner Report

#23

Former Fire and Rescue Firefighter here -

Have helped release several dogs and children stuck in the mechanism part of a recliner chair. Also a bird stuck in a tree, go figure.

Final score:

110points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Bird stuck in a tree? How about helping a drowning fish in the lake :D

67points

#24

Just asked this question of a firefighter friend. He saved a guy who was siphoning gas out of someone's car by sucking gas towards his mouth to start the siphon. The would-be-thief was also smoking while doing it. Burns happened.

zictomorph Report

Final score:

108points

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

Off topic, so forgive me, but it is about siphoning that I read somewhere. A couple were holidaying in their campervan/winnebago thing and one night, someone tried to siphon petrol (or gas if you must) out of the tank. They didn't see him or hear him but they knew what happened because... The petrol filler cap was right next to the septic pump-out cap. The petrol filler cap was locked. And on the ground was...the cap for the septic pump out, a length of plastic hose...and a puddle of vomit.

102points

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#25

Not me but dad was a firefighter in nyc and once responded to a call at a chinese food restaurant where the owners walkway was iced over. He apparently didnt speak very good english and maybe misunderstood the job of a fireman? Genuinely don't know. They salted down his front walkway for him and explained that this was 100% not their job. They all had a good laugh and the guy gave them all free eggrolls. Ppl always used to ask him questions about crazy calls and he never enjoyed talking about that so he would always tell that story. Happened in '99 still makes me laugh to this day 20 years later.

Turkeybaconisheresy Report

Final score:

106points

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Dodo 3 years ago

I can see the logic in this one. Fire melts ice, after all. And a mailman delivers mail, a milkman delivers milk... what would you expect of a fireman?

51points

#26

Me and my dad are both firefighters and he said one time they went to a house because an elderly man could not get out of the leather recliner because he had been sitting in it for a week straight and his wife would just serve him drinks/ food and the guy never got up. He would just get drunk and urinate/defecate himself until he was physically stuck to the chair and they had to cut him out.

TheULCgoat Report

Final score:

96points

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Ember 3 years ago

What did I just read? Who does that?

105points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#27

Not me, but brother in law used to be a fireman in NYC. His worst story was a bunch of Central Americans who didn't speak a word of English had decided to have a pig roast ... in an apartment building ... in the bath tub. Naturally, the bath tub heated up the walls sufficiently that they started a roaring blaze. He said when he got there they were more interested in them saving the pig than putting out the fire.

CalEPygous Report

Final score:

91points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Well, food is food

25points

#28

guy during some bad storms stored his generator gas in open 5gal paint buckets in his garage. Lit his gas grill in the garage. He and his cat both lived.

powpow2x2 Report

Final score:

91points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Good thing the cat survived

101points

#29

Cut handcuffs off a guy. He was super baked and bet his gf that he could Houdini his way out of them. She clamped them on tight and his hands were discoloured. He was yelling at us while the the bolt cutters pinched, but being stupid will cause pain. He was thankful. The best part was his gf gassing him in front of us and a couple of cops.

Also helped out a young woman that climbed 60+ feet up a tree to get her cat at 4am on Sunday morning.

Final score:

89points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

That's impressive for the girl and the cat.

49points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#30

Dumbass tried to cross a raging river in zero degree weather about a 300 foot span on a snowmobile. He lived but didn't make the crossing and the machine was recovered days later.

John_Wick_Detroit Report

Final score:

75points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Poor snowmobile

34points

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Monday 3 years ago

Ah...so many nice firefighters interfering with natural selection. They do not get paid enough for this crap.

21points

Monica Pryts 3 years ago

Many of them don't get paid at all.

1point

Chich 3 years ago

There was a pickup that had broken down just out of town. It was well off to the side of the road and had been there for 2 or 3 days. We get a call in the wee hours. Two women pissed out out of their minds had rear ended it. They were not injured too badly but were very combative and demanded that the police hunt down the bastard who slammed his brakes on in front of them and then ran away. One of them ended up being arrested when she tried to attack one of the ambulance attendants. Dealing with drunks was not my favourite part of the job.

14points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Hands up if you skip reading all the text in between each of the posts on these?

10points

Wandaluzt 3 years ago

A lot of people do. That's why you get people trying to talk to people on Reddit or other sites the posts are copied from because they don't read.

0points

Steve Barnett 3 years ago

What I cannot comprehend is some people’s inability to understand that petrol is flammable.

9points

2WheelTravlr 3 years ago

Worse still, petrol is somewhat flammable in liquid form, but the vapors are explosive as heck.

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

You should ask this question of Emergency room Doctors and nurses. Boy do they got tales to tell!

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Yes, we do. Since Covid hit, since I have an MD but don't practice, but have my certs for advanced first aid etc.? I'm on triage-assistance ------ and why some people need help is beyond belief. People assume we're making it up.

5points

Colin Matthews 3 years ago

In 2009 there was a huge snowfall in the South Island.All the emergency services were out risking their lives in the high country looking for a DOUCHEBAG pair of tourists who hadn't bothered to sign in or out of the DOC huts or let anyone know their destination. Police charged them with public nuisance

7points

Cecilia 3 years ago

Both my sister and my brother in law are paramedics. My favorite story is when an elderly man called 911 because his TV stopped working. Ironically, my BIL managed to fix it for him

5points

AZ Panda 3 years ago

My city has a Dumb Motorist Law.... Get heavy rains in summer...only time we get rain. We preach not drive through washes (dry river beds)..even set out warning signs. Sure enough... every year some idiot thinks "I can do it." Wind ups stuck...having to be rescued. Got so bad...we now fine them. Unfortunately... there's been cases where it turns into a missing person case. Or one year dispute begin warned a family with children played in a dried canyon...a microburst hit....it was a preventable tragedy.

4points

Whawhawhatsis 3 years ago

I worked with a woman who had had to be rescued from a low water crossing - twice. Once is barely forgivable -- in San Antonio, where she lived, there are just dips in roads marked as low water crossings when it rains, and you can't really tell how deep they are. But to do it a second time pretty well sealed her complete lack of common sense for me.

2points

Lori Ballard 3 years ago

This is one on me: Not a firefighter story but a police story. 2 springs ago we were starting to spruce up our back garden and I found what looked like a human knee joint in the garden. It had part of the tibia, fibia and femur attached to it. I called the police. They came and looked at it and told me it was a ham bone. I completely forgot I threw out the leftover ham for the animals at Christmas! I thanked the policemen for waiting until they got into their car before they stsrt laughing!

3points

Dan Beck 3 years ago

My buddy is a fireman. One of his favorite stories is of a teenage boy home alone. Kid calls 911 because he ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms and now is puking blood. Buddy gets to the scene. Notices that the "bloody" puke doesn't look like blood. He asks the kid what he ate with the mushrooms. Kid says, "nothing, just some grape juice." Buddy points to the puke and says, "so grape juice, huh?" The kid stares at him for a few seconds before it finally sinks in. Then you could see the kid getting very concerned that the police were also there. I don't know what ever happened to the kid.

3points

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

I don't know how these people do it, I'm impressed!

2points

cassiushumanmother 3 years ago

I made a very weird call myself. "hello, i need help, my dog fell off a cliff and i can't reach him, bring the climbing team and devices, and probably people who are not afraid of big dogs". 5 minutes later "ABORT operation, a neighbor have a key to reach the area under the cliff, i think we will manage to get him without your help". And the worst was after, calling a vet "how would i know if my dog have any internal damage because he just fell of a cliff and i'm in a rental to put him down at the end of the week so i don't want him to suffer more? ". "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" I was actually dead serious (pun intended), so i called his oncologist who told me that he would be unable to move with internal damages, he was unarmed by the fall, thanks to dense bushes. My beloved dog was straight out of a cartoon, he always managed to put himself in terrible/awkward/laughable/ridiculous situations. RIP my giggle box.

1point

Alina Rainer 3 years ago

Can add sth: my mom once threw out my driving licence out of the window (dont ask why) and it landed on the balcony below ours. But nobody was living there. We had to call the firefighters with their xxl ladder to get it… so embarrassing

1point

Jennifer Crompton 3 years ago

Hubs is a firefighter. He once put out a house fire that was started because 2 grown men wanted to see what it would be like to set off fireworks INSIDE the house. Not little firecrackers either, a huge stadium grade firework that goes like 100 feet up.

0points

Abby Parker 3 years ago

I knew someone whose husband fell asleep with a lit cigarette and started a small fire. When he rang the insurance company, they asked what his profession was. He mumbled an answer so they asked him to repeat himself. “I said I’m a fireman.” xD

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Bet this is gonna get chopped down to 20 posts.

0points

Chrissa Gordon 3 years ago

??w?

-2points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

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Kari Panda 3 years ago

Neither the headline nor the post had anything to do with nationality or similar?

7points

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Monday 3 years ago

Ah...so many nice firefighters interfering with natural selection. They do not get paid enough for this crap.

21points

Monica Pryts 3 years ago

Many of them don't get paid at all.

1point

Chich 3 years ago

14points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Hands up if you skip reading all the text in between each of the posts on these?

10points

Wandaluzt 3 years ago

A lot of people do. That's why you get people trying to talk to people on Reddit or other sites the posts are copied from because they don't read.

0points

Steve Barnett 3 years ago

What I cannot comprehend is some people’s inability to understand that petrol is flammable.

9points

2WheelTravlr 3 years ago

Worse still, petrol is somewhat flammable in liquid form, but the vapors are explosive as heck.

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

You should ask this question of Emergency room Doctors and nurses. Boy do they got tales to tell!

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

5points

Colin Matthews 3 years ago

7points

Cecilia 3 years ago

Both my sister and my brother in law are paramedics. My favorite story is when an elderly man called 911 because his TV stopped working. Ironically, my BIL managed to fix it for him

5points

AZ Panda 3 years ago

4points

Whawhawhatsis 3 years ago

2points

Lori Ballard 3 years ago

3points

Dan Beck 3 years ago

3points

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

I don't know how these people do it, I'm impressed!

2points

cassiushumanmother 3 years ago

1point

Alina Rainer 3 years ago

1point

Jennifer Crompton 3 years ago

0points

Abby Parker 3 years ago

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Bet this is gonna get chopped down to 20 posts.

0points

Chrissa Gordon 3 years ago

??w?

-2points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

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Kari Panda 3 years ago

Neither the headline nor the post had anything to do with nationality or similar?

7points