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“Yo man, hit me up with a little of that coke”

ok I actually thought they were mannequins

Genius

Striking resemblance.

We all have our fears. Spiders of any size=bad. Everything else=ok

This is understandable in my opinion and I think my last 3 houses would agree :)

And do not forget, he was the first man to walk on the moon.

I am imagining one of them "dogs" from Ghostbusters.

You should hang a goose at the bottom.

At least there's a head 🤭

Dam i was reading the posters on the shop when y’all were staring at the names

"Get your selfie taking a*s out of my face you mother f****r! I've got some snakes to deal with."

while it does look cool its not at all accurate

when you have a office full of dopplegangers

Genius

Poor lil guy, hope he is okay! They cannot turn back over without help.

I ordered decaf, not defecate.

“I see things now, Sharon. I see the heat-death of the universe. I see the quantum foam that writhes at the base of all existence. I see… are those Greenies?!”

Now that's a snow angel!

i feel so sad for that beaver

I think I saw that sign.

"Okay let's take this down no-" -neighbor hears scream-

if I floats, I sits. Or something

u h h h h h

FAXING GIVES YOU AUTISM

when everythings going wrong around you but you dont care

watch out for the fartsdumper

Saw this one elsewhere; it's a good one.

Wait wait I need those but my car doesn't have any dents

once my dog was stand on my brother because his window was open. my brother didnt like it because it hurt. so he thought that if he shut the window my dog will go. he shut the window but my dog then pressed on the button that opens the window and got back to standing on him

I know what I'm gonna do to the milk now

I really want one of his Very Hot, Hot Tacos.

Wait, isn’t our anniversary next year?

r/malicious compliance contest time

Previous owners were a nice, quiet, religious family.

aww theres a heart on the i

Oof, hope ur ok!

And this, is exactly why i don't want to have kids....

Thats hilarious, i'v done worst lmao, i once got in an elevator and the man on front of me had a similar type shirt, but its One of those that says c**p " study says, the lack of sex makes you vision blury " and the lettering gets blury as you read along, só i ended up with my face almost burried on the man's chest and didn't even notice... We had a few laughs, and got to the conclusion i needed a girlfriend....

the baseball just wanted a ring 😞

Well...it isnt that currently. Had to check as it is winter here and most impressive had people bathed. Flooding was in july 2018, but the did indeed enjoy it!

He is a leg-end.

now imagine if read receives are on.

It almost looks like a horse's head facing east

irony at its finest

It was true. Dad went out for cigarettes immediately after the photo and never came back.

I want to injure an elderly child, is that okay?

Lol reminds me a movie..... Oh yes " Jack the Giant Slayer " lol

we should learn a thing or too from that goose

Pretty sure thats just what one of my friends faces looks like

nnyeeeeoooommmmmmmm 🎿

Modern problems require modern solutions!

did this at work, a month passed before I gave up and changed it back. then someone asked if someone was moving the pictuers about