Why does it always take so long to stop ringing? Ughhhh.

I want to press like more.

Heaven after a long day

lol so true...I hate strapless bras because of this!

Me too!!!!

that´s me. I mean the short fingernails.

For once I’m the “others” side! I have nice nails!!

Exactly. And moreover, when my nails grow more than 1 mm, I can be very nervous until I cut them again.

I've been a nail biter since I can remember. When I do try to grow them, they are so paper thin that I can't get them very long. How I wish I had beautiful nails (Sigh).

Meh ... Beauty standards are not something I prescribe to myself. Each to their own though.

I'm a nurse. So I have an excuse if someone thinks he wants to share his opinion with me and now I hate myself for the feeling to justify myself.

lol i do bjj and piano i am pretty much required to have short nails

I have long nail beds, which make my nails look longer than they are, but I definitely have cute little pudgy baby hands, and usually stray patches of chipped funky colored glitter polish!

hahaha thats so me....

Short fingernails=me

I just grow my nails. Painting takes to long and also I'm lazy. :)

I never bite my nail, but i have short nail

For once I'm in the 'others' group, been identifying myself with aaalllll the depicted situations until this one 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

I can relate

The laptop logo :D

But those are my favorite kind of plans!!!

Yeah that's kind of true. Even though I'm skinny, a lot of the time after I eat I get a food baby and I almost look slightly pregnant from the side... and tiny boobs

It scares me how true this os

MY FAT IS ESCAPING!!!

Every. Time

Lol.. thts me

omg I just laughed SOOOOOO HARD at this XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Everything is made for flat chested women! Even though the average cup size is not small. Infuriating.

In every commercial I saw the legs are already smooth, and mine after winter look like my brothers' (thick black gorilla fur)

It's not that hard we just want clothing that makes sense, have universal sizes that actually mean something and pockets....it's not rocket surgery!!!!!

I have regular episodes of “I am too hungry to sleep, and too tired to cook“.

Yup, me every time :(

Yes. What's your reason for existing? What's your purpose in this world?

Oh so true

That's just how they are. It's best for cradling and feeding a baby, not fashion.

Very true - the day before your appointment for a cut - everyone says how nice your hair looks

Yeah the same here, just without the flat belly phase.

Yup that's why I started to use a tweazer on my toes 🤣🤣🤣

And that is why I only own black panties

One time I was on my period during a mission trip without realizing it and I had ALREADY SEEN WONDER WOMAN and I was in the back of the bus watching as everyone else watched the movie with tears streaming down my face and no one noticed. It was exciting.

Anyone want to comment on the fact, that its "normal" if a guy whips out his ***** and just urinates against the wall while a woman is bad mouthed because of her NORMAL clothes?

Comfort is much more important. Sexy ones are just for special occasions, and even then not necessary: If someone is going to see them, they're either going to get covered again or they won't stay on for very long anyway and if there is someone who is going to see you in them on regular basis, they're not going to care if they're comfortable or sexy panties.

Try long hair, chapstick and glasses. Ughhh from your lips, to your hair, to your glasses.

I think this is everyone's worst fear which is why nobody upvoted it

Monster eyes

Why are womens pockets (if jeans have them at all) always too small to put anything in there?

Yes, WHY????

Yup. Me. I absorb fat out of the air!

Hahaha I can relate to green. All the time!

My period pimples aren't done until they've also colonized my back and shoulders.