Why does it always take so long to stop ringing? Ughhhh.

I want to press like more.

Heaven after a long day

lol so true...I hate strapless bras because of this!

Me too!!!!

that´s me. I mean the short fingernails.

I can relate

The laptop logo :D

But those are my favorite kind of plans!!!

Yeah that's kind of true. Even though I'm skinny, a lot of the time after I eat I get a food baby and I almost look slightly pregnant from the side... and tiny boobs

It scares me how true this os

MY FAT IS ESCAPING!!!

Every. Time

Lol.. thts me

omg I just laughed SOOOOOO HARD at this XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Everything is made for flat chested women! Even though the average cup size is not small. Infuriating.

In every commercial I saw the legs are already smooth, and mine after winter look like my brothers' (thick black gorilla fur)

It's not that hard we just want clothing that makes sense, have universal sizes that actually mean something and pockets....it's not rocket surgery!!!!!

I have regular episodes of “I am too hungry to sleep, and too tired to cook“.

Yup, me every time :(

Yes. What's your reason for existing? What's your purpose in this world?

Oh so true

That's just how they are. It's best for cradling and feeding a baby, not fashion.

Very true - the day before your appointment for a cut - everyone says how nice your hair looks

Yeah the same here, just without the flat belly phase.

Yup that's why I started to use a tweazer on my toes 🤣🤣🤣

And that is why I only own black panties

One time I was on my period during a mission trip without realizing it and I had ALREADY SEEN WONDER WOMAN and I was in the back of the bus watching as everyone else watched the movie with tears streaming down my face and no one noticed. It was exciting.

Anyone want to comment on the fact, that its "normal" if a guy whips out his ***** and just urinates against the wall while a woman is bad mouthed because of her NORMAL clothes?

Comfort is much more important. Sexy ones are just for special occasions, and even then not necessary: If someone is going to see them, they're either going to get covered again or they won't stay on for very long anyway and if there is someone who is going to see you in them on regular basis, they're not going to care if they're comfortable or sexy panties.

Try long hair, chapstick and glasses. Ughhh from your lips, to your hair, to your glasses.

I think this is everyone's worst fear which is why nobody upvoted it

Monster eyes

Why are womens pockets (if jeans have them at all) always too small to put anything in there?

Search guys jeans selections. Deep pockets.

If I'm wearing tight skinny jeans, why would I want to cram stuff in my pockets?

That is why I always buy my pants from the men's section.

I always end carrying all my GF stuff in my pockets because -understandably- she does not like to carry a bag when we go out partying, and she wears tight pants with fake pockets. I look like I wear saddlebags burdened with 2 smartphones, a wallet, a pack of kleenex and a full set of keys. :P

What is this evil sorcery?

Dunno, I can stick my 5.5" phone in my jeans' pockets just fine. Admittedly they aren't the most fashionable ones or anything but they are female.

Then you buy the wrong pants...

Yes, WHY????

Yup. Me. I absorb fat out of the air!

Hahaha I can relate to green. All the time!

My period pimples aren't done until they've also colonized my back and shoulders.

Never understood why bra designers never think of what it looks like underneath your clothes. After all: 99% of the time we wear clothes over our bra

Yes, everywhere, even in food. One time I suddenly started coughing in the middle of the night. I couldn't stop because something was scratching my airways. It took me very long and it was a torture but I finally managed to cough it out and it turned out I had breathed in a cat hair in my sleep.

She has the cutest butt everrrrr!

I just put it on after putting the shirt on....