This made me chuckle

seriously

Yeah, abby

why tho

YUP

Every fall there's an oil change place in my town that offers Pumpkin Spice Oil Change. They also have a Gluten Free Oil Change, priced at double the cost of a real one.

wow, really?! I didn't know that

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Soup

oh s*it

Oh my freaking god. Run

sheep obviously... I can't believe you guys didn't know this :) ;)

*Creepy music intensifies*

0.0 I mean, he got a point tho

they eat Humans, DUH..... I'm safe

Now that's just plain wrong

I just wanted McDonalds, I ain’t ask for all that.

*Hannibal noise*

Hey my people are famous noww

LOL!

Wendy's workers.

And where does baby oil come from if vegetable oil is from vegetables and olive oil is from olives?

Ask TV Tropes.

Hummies

Dictionaries.

Omg wait 😨

Hey wait a minute

they is cannibals 0-0

Thought provoking.

They're called "Hugh" and they eat manatees.

It is called CANNIBALISM

"Pass the lung" "okay here you go"

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T KILL A KITTY HOW DARE YOU I'LL BY 10000000000 OF THEM JUST DON'T KILL THE KITTY

WE DON'T WANT YOU GUYS BACK

I want cake too

I've seen this one before... at least we know they are still beef tho

BuCkEt

good. no one wants hate

what about today

they need a job

dang 3 pounds? that's kinda risky to hire food

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn

Probably don't have to pee in a cup to work here, ya?

true pumpkin is tasty

Such sign!

... is that supposed to be faces???

I have a prediction that 1 person every day will want to try it

I'M IN HIRE ME PLEASE

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gotcha

good. as you should.

why it costs so much

no clue