This made me chuckle

seriously

Yeah, abby

why tho

YUP

Every fall there's an oil change place in my town that offers Pumpkin Spice Oil Change. They also have a Gluten Free Oil Change, priced at double the cost of a real one.

wow, really?! I didn't know that

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Soup

oh s*it

"Pass the lung" "okay here you go"

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T KILL A KITTY HOW DARE YOU I'LL BY 10000000000 OF THEM JUST DON'T KILL THE KITTY

WE DON'T WANT YOU GUYS BACK

I want cake too

I've seen this one before... at least we know they are still beef tho

BuCkEt

good. no one wants hate

what about today

they need a job

dang 3 pounds? that's kinda risky to hire food

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn

Probably don't have to pee in a cup to work here, ya?

true pumpkin is tasty

Such sign!

... is that supposed to be faces???

I have a prediction that 1 person every day will want to try it

I'M IN HIRE ME PLEASE

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gotcha

why is there a mcdonalds gas station

I made it through the list before this (even the pee donut) but this made me lose my composure in front of my family. Now they're looking at me weird.

293 for the ultimate poop.

That's all there good for.

Don't mind if I do

Oki

I always at least buy a drink if I have to stop and use their facilities.

FIRED

wa

AHAHHA IM TRYING TO STEM MY NOSE BLEED

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come and poop... we need more chocolate icecream!!

good. as you should.

why it costs so much

no clue

valid.

dang

okay then

oh good I was scared for a second there

I think I'll pass, thank you

NOOOO!!!!! IT CAN'T BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!

O~0

BUFF NUGGET EATERS

well it's not $1 for sloppy stuff

YAS THE BREADDDDDDDDDDDDD

yup they need a job, don't they?

smort

close it please, would you?

The what?