hahaha

Um yes please?

I'd buy it and dress those little tootsies in a different pair of doll shoes every day, just to terrify people.

Who amputated Gollums feet?

I have a theory that he studied Lady Gaga and thought, "I could do more."

That has to be them trolling

Even though they look like a wild animal has ravaged them,or they were removed from a very poorly looking motorcyclist, they still have pockets, bet the ladies pair doesn't.

Ooh, Walking Dead costumes!

pairs perfectly with wooden pointy toed shoes.

Ah the rich folks playing at poverty

So you got your pants off of a roadkill zombie?

I can make you a pair for far less. Just take a pair of wranglers and run Them over with my lawnmower

Pay $2000 to look like you rolled around a cactus farm?

bro the price is insane when you could just destroy a normal pair of jeans for free

bro has been found in a ditch

You can literally just buy Walmart jeans and destroy them for $30

"When the lawn mower ran over my leg I sharted"

25 HUNDRED DOLLLARS

Balenciaga did it again.

$2,450 for something that looks awful?

The jeans aren't the only thing distressed

you have to be a real snob to buy it for this price

that is SO expensive

$2,450. Hm, must have taken lot of hours for the Indonesian workers to make a brand new jeans look like that. Still, $.50 per hour -- US equivalent -- for, say, 250 hours comes out to $125. The remaining $2,325 is pure profit to the corporation after some rich, spoiled, idiot buys the jean.

This is the found on a corpse jeans after they were ran over by a commercial lawn mower look

"Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique." Mugatu - Zoolander

Looks like someone with chronic diarrhea was wearing them when they were 'destroyed'.

Zombie fashion, nice

That was one hell of a fart

Just grab the rope hanging from my bumper, sit on the ground and hang on. I'll give you this same look for free.

Destroying is a costly affair.

Just give me a few decades and I can achieve the same look for far less cash.

We've moved from 'distressed' to 'destroyed' now. Soon they'll be selling 'naked'.

Can we also discuss the footwear here?

2450! What's the half that was taken off cost 550? Round to 3000 total

What the acutal unmitigated FUCKERY F**K.

Why in God's name do people buy these horrible jeans? I would rather destroy them myself.

$2450 for a piece of trash

My hubby has similar jeans for sale!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tear up some jeans then poop on 'em then try to sell for over 2k.

Or the boss chewed him out.

Goddammit Steve, did you drop some Jeans into the machine again? What are we supposed to do now with them? They are ruined!! Uhm, I got an idea, boss!

The most outrageous thing here is the price tag

Them: "Selling this is idiotic!" - Me: "No. Buying them is idiotic. Selling them is genius."

Shart jeans

I can't afford to look that poor.

please tell me this is a joke

Now you too can look like you got mauled by a lion for the low, low price of $2,450 USD!

That's not "destroyed", thats "nuclear wasteland"

Dirty tramp chic.

But hey, POCKETS!

How do you wash them if the shoes are attached??!?

Honestly? I love it!

Looks like the legs on a donkey piñata