Sadly, the Penguin is dead. But he died peacefully of old age, surrounded by his loved ones. And donated his body to science, to which his whole family agreed. So it's all good :)

Dead. I think this maybe a museum piece, hence the tags.

Teaching some blind dude that he ate his friend. (This is from a brain teaser puzzle I heard in my childhood that my brain won't forget. The Puzzle: A blind man sits down in an exotic restaurant, orders the penguin, and after the first bite exclaims "I've eaten my best friend!". The Answer: A plane crash stranded the man in an arctic survival situation where food was very scarce. A fellow survivor fed him meat that he was told was penguin, but now that he's tasting actual penguin in the restaurant he's realizing that's not what he ate and his fellow survivor lied to him about what they were eating, leaving only one real possibility as the source of the meat.)

Orca-strated attack.

If it helps, the tags on it look they’re decades old, so that penguin would be dead by now regardless of what happened.

On a farm...upstate somewhere

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Penguin Heaven

I didn't need to see it. :(

Gone skinny dipping

Yes dammit....where is he😠😠😠

A seal meal.

Seeing all the little catalog tags this is probably a museum sample somewhere. Poor penguin was gone a long time ago.

I don't even want to think about it.

::Fingers in ears:: *la-la-la-la-la-la*

I suspect the penguin is not in the dressing room hiding his modesty. Sadly.

It got hot at the party so he took his suit jacket off

Hopefully it passed away naturally and not just for its feathers.

Me, who's favorite animal is a penguin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

not looking good, I'm afraid.

Don't ask and don't think about it.

..came here to find you beat me to the exact same question!!! :-))

RIPP.(rest in peace penguin)

Ten o'clock and it's time for the penguin on your television set to explode...

Shhhh... He got arrested for indecent exposure

XDDDD

Deceased by the looks of it.

Gone a long time ago by the looks of the tags.

Probably dead

He was a donor

Wherever they got the skin from..

That's what I thought when I saw this. Then I read this and I laughed. Glad to hear he died of old age.

my exact thoughts

🤣🤣🤣🤣