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Space Station Commander Finally Answers Whether A Fart Can Propel Astronauts In Zero Gravity
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Space Station Commander Finally Answers Whether A Fart Can Propel Astronauts In Zero Gravity

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One of the main reasons the internet has become as popular as it is today, and why it continues to exist, is information. It is virtually the main and oftentimes the sole source of information for many of us.

And, if you’ve been on the internet long enough, you know that people online ask all of the most important questions that nobody ever needed to ask, but once somebody has asked them, we understand that we actually needed an answer.

An Imgur user by the nickname of TheGameMaker recently posted a thread of screenshots of two alleged aerospace engineers debating whether a fart would propel a person forward in zero gravity. The post, of course, piqued everyone’s interest and it went viral immediately.

It all started off with an Imgur user asking his aeronautics engineering friends a simple question

Image credits: TheGameMaker

Image credits: TheGameMaker

The simple question of “Can a fart propel you in zero-G?” quickly turned into a full-blown scientific journey

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Image credits: TheGameMaker

A number of variables were considered, like the person’s weight, fart expulsion speed, among many other factors

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Image credits: TheGameMaker

It didn’t take long for this mini science project to reach the internet where it went viral

Image credits: TheGameMaker

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Based on their assumptions (and actual calculation), it turns out a person would travel 1 meter in 13.3 minutes

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The comprehensive conversation assumed a number of variables—given the situation that a person is stuck in zero-G and needs to reach some graspable object, whereas said person weighs 90 kilograms, needs to travel 1 meter to reach the handlebar with the average fart expulsion speed and fart mass and whether drag comes into play, among many other things.

The duo did some calculating—not kidding, they took out sheets of paper explaining their calculations and everything—and came up with an approximate estimation of 800 seconds, or 13 minutes and 20 seconds, to cross a single meter in zero gravity conditions.

Here is a closeup of the calculations the two used to determine the distance covered using the force of the fart

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Image credits: TheGameMaker

Image credits: TheGameMaker

Believe it or not, this question has been asked before. In an AMA post, former astronaut Chris Hadfield was asked about this and he said that he has tried it, but it was too muffled and joked about how it wasn’t the right type of propulsion nozzle.

The question also popped up in another subreddit, AskScience, where user VeryLittle, a nuclear physicist and moderator of the Physics subreddit, tackled it with an extensive answer. Given his assumptions, it led to the following results:

“The astronaut will now be traveling 7.7×10-6 m/s forward, which is only about 1,000× faster than hair grows. If an astronaut in space farted every day, it would take 10,000 years for him to get up to a normal highway speed.”

Astronauts also joke about this as, in theory, a fart does give out a minuscule amount of propulsion

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VeryLittle’s answer amounts to a significantly slower speed than that of the calculations provided by the two friends above, but the assumptions were different. Moreover, it doesn’t negate the fact that it is theoretically possible to gain speed through our internal natural propulsion system.

Now, if you loved this article, you’ll probably also want to read about a thread of facts on peeing and pooping in space. If not, why not give us your questions that the internet should answer next in the comments section below.

The science continued beyond this conversation in the form of comments…

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Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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Candice Ravel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the scientists we need. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Ray Heap
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooookkkaaay! So at the moment we are talking about simple fart ejection force to propel an astronaut, what about if you light it up? BOOM! Not a good thing in a space station I´ll agree but would there be an.... ...wait for it... ...Afterburner effect?

N G
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without doing the maths, I'm sure pee power would work better in zero gravity.

AlphaPuck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im on the food poisoning vomit team... I think this would provide the highest and most constant form of thrust.

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Kenny Kulbiski
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you Panda! Wondering about this has been keeping me awake at night.

Gary Goodwin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At what speed would his cabin mates travel to toss him out of the space station into the shuttle? Asking for a friend.

Night Owl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something everyone has been wondering about. Thanks for clearing that up. I laughed and groaned at the "cheeky" part and the rest was funny too (especially thanks to my imagination)

Magpie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am stuck with the image of a fart valve in a space suit. um do they have those?

PeachPossum
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The capital N stands for Newtons, a unit of force. A single Newton is equal to the force that would give a mass of one kilogram an acceleration of one meter per second per second, or in equation form N = 1kg (m/(s^2)).

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Candice Ravel
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the scientists we need. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Ray Heap
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooookkkaaay! So at the moment we are talking about simple fart ejection force to propel an astronaut, what about if you light it up? BOOM! Not a good thing in a space station I´ll agree but would there be an.... ...wait for it... ...Afterburner effect?

N G
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without doing the maths, I'm sure pee power would work better in zero gravity.

AlphaPuck
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im on the food poisoning vomit team... I think this would provide the highest and most constant form of thrust.

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you Panda! Wondering about this has been keeping me awake at night.

Gary Goodwin
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At what speed would his cabin mates travel to toss him out of the space station into the shuttle? Asking for a friend.

Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something everyone has been wondering about. Thanks for clearing that up. I laughed and groaned at the "cheeky" part and the rest was funny too (especially thanks to my imagination)

Magpie
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am stuck with the image of a fart valve in a space suit. um do they have those?

PeachPossum
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The capital N stands for Newtons, a unit of force. A single Newton is equal to the force that would give a mass of one kilogram an acceleration of one meter per second per second, or in equation form N = 1kg (m/(s^2)).

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