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There's a Twitter account called 'Farmhouse Shaming' and it's pretty much what you'd expect it to be. Hilarious. According to its description, the account is directed at the current middle-class suburban interpretation of low-income rural housing aesthetics. More specifically, the seriously bonkers aesthetic dissonance that it creates.

It has all the cliches you can think of; from overused pseudo-motivating signs to outdoor picnic tables indoors and SO. MANY. BARN. DOORS. (Seriously, can someone tell me why people are putting them everywhere they can?)

But, to paraphrase a popular saying, your farmhouse is your colonial mansion. Nobody can stop you from decorating it however the heck you want it to look.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever did we do before we had signs on every wall... LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! GATHER!!!! FAMILY!!!!!... how did we live without the instructions?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Painting genuine antiques is a shame. This could be restored, at great expense.

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Interestingly, though, we're probably going to see a lot more interiors like these. According to a 2020 survey conducted by Homes.com of more than 5,000 adults across the U.S., "modern farmhouse" was the favorite house style in 42 out of 50 states.

Particularly in the Northwest, East, and Southeast, respondents opted for the classic, comfortable home style. According to those surveyed, a modern farmhouse looks "simple, cozy, and not too busy" and like "a nice big home for a family." Since time at home has recently gained new importance, it's no surprise that people are trying to balance what they consider to be beauty with comfort.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially beautiful mid-century or antique pieces. Get reproductions if you want to paint them, you heathens.

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Octavia Hansen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the kind of sign that would send me RUNNING from the house. Cult religion? Instructional sign to be submissive. No thanks.

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The runner-up most popular style was the "Mid-century Modern Ranch," which is preferred by residents of Midwestern states such as Wisconsin and Minnesota, as well as Southwest states such as Colorado and Arizona. The Mid-century Modern Ranch is known for its "clean lines and big windows," and for being more "minimal and natural-looking," according to the respondents.

According to the survey, homebuyers pay roughly equal attention to many exterior features of a potential home. The size of the windows is most important to them, but they'll also keep an eye out for the number of windows, the presence of a porch or patio, and the shape of the roof.

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Octavia Hansen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sharp, pointy objects on the ceiling and cactus print on the pillow . . . what message are they sending?

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'Live, Laugh, Love' (which has become an online synonym for basicness) dominates 'Farmhouse Shaming.'

Online retailers like Not on the High Street, Etsy, and Wayfair all stock hundreds of items urging us to Live, Laugh and Love in our homes with everything from wall stickers to coasters and pillows.

While it has often been misattributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson, the words were first linked together in a poem called 'Success' by Iowan writer Bessie Anderson Stanley in 1904.

The opening line of the poem reads: "He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen! I heard about people stealing other people's empty barns, because they can sell the wood to city folks to make fake farmhouse stuff with.

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The poem was originally written as an entry for an essay contest run by Brown Book Magazine, and Bessie actually won a cash prize of $250 for it, which paid off the mortgage on her house, among other things. When she died in 1952, aged 73, the verse was inscribed on her gravestone in Lincoln Cemetery, Kansas.

Fast-forward 70 years and as one tweet by 'Farmhouse Shaming' shows, now you can even be buried in 'Live, Laugh, Love.' There are actual casket companies that offer shabby chic-styled coffins with the words written on the inside.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the engineered flooring is really great these days, but just as much is totally hideous. This would make me want to sand the floor every time I saw it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And someone is so very proud of this. Fake wear on paint always looks cheap to me.

Bunzilla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it just me, or does it look more genuinely authentically 'farmhouse' in the 'before'? The 'after' just looks like they forgot to paint it after messily slapping a primer coat on.

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Paul Ellis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor, innocent corner cabinet dies and went to furniture heaven. Then returned as a ghost to haunt the owner.

Agfox
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was growing up we called that 'all Mum & Dad could afford'

Helderder
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I do like wooden furniture getting old, but not paint it like it's old.. This is not how wooden furniture ages.

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Jan Bowyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did horrid trend become popular? Does no one appreciate wood anymore?

Joe Average
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is like "rat rods" in the custom car hobby. It might be done by people who don't want to learn to do proper refinishing so they do a junkyard look and call it "cool".

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Susanne B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No I don't like to see this, expect the left picture is rather nice

New Everywhere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A simple change of the hardware and the original is perfect. That to the right looks like a bad 80s copy machine spit it out

Mimi M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd stain it a deep mahogany or cherry. But let the grain fully come through.

Rhon Young
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks so much more like farmhouse furniture BEFORE it was painted!

Jaguarundi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me it looks like it was painted outside, in the rain, at night.

B.Nelson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For heaven's sake, just use a gray stain. They LITERALLY have stains called weathered wood.

Amy Pilk
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like you don’t know how to take care of your furniture, just awful.

Mary Mosher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone painted my rock maple corner hutch, I'd pitch such a fit ...

Ryan Badgley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why god why a poor tree died to be made into really nice furniture only to be painted into something hideous as that. i feel anyone who paints furniture like that played too much resident evil or apocalypse game

Alexandra Hughes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They took a perfectly good hutch and made it look like it belongs in the Take On Me video. Ugh.

Janet Graham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nooooooooooooooo. That was a nice piece. It would have been ok to just paint it. Why did they remove the glass and leave the door frames?

Cathy Hinz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pine furniture is not my favorite, but please stop doing things half-assed. Either paint it or refinish it, but not half of both.

Benita Valdez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was such a lovely hutch. This is why we need to get the drug epidemic under control.

Shane S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a limit on how much “wear” you should do. Karen got carried away

Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only good thing about this is that it won't matter if your kids bang up the furniture - no one will be able to tell the difference!

Rick Krivoniak
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is paint-grade cabinetry. I would look 10x better just painted.

chrnh@metrocast.net
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never liked painted furniture or the distressed look. Original hutch is beautiful.

Elizabeth Butler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when people don't have confidence in their own eyes and try to do what is "popular" to impress others.

SF Angel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once she was Blond and Beautiful. Now she's a weathered, washed out, shell of her former self. Ahhh, the good old days.

Nikole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The re-done one looks like it's from the Aha video "Take on Me".

pat hayes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually....i hate both versions.....ugly pine to even uglier whatever!

Ingrid Nog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When natural wood isn't enough for something to have a farmhouse vibe, something is very, very wrong.

SarahFenola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like it's been smoke damaged from a house fire... no thanks.

Deb Dedon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always believe that painted furniture is hiding something.

Florence
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

used to be so pretty now it looks like someone creamed on it

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Chris Boots, an owner of one of these companies, told Refinery29 that in the three years after they came up with the idea for the coffin's design, it has become one of their most popular products.

"We've found that our customers really like the option of this casket, it's more of a whitewashed look which is a popular style; but the quote is extremely popular too," Boots said, adding that they sell for around $1,500-$2,500.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs on the witch from Hansel and Gretel's house "eat...eat...I'm always watching..."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually makes me mad. Where's the bathroom storage?! How are short people supposed to use that mirror?!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It bears more than a passing resemblance to Florida's "Old Sparky". All it needs is some wrist and ankle restraints.

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If you pull it off, however, the modern farmhouse can really be a welcoming design. Experts think that many people have gravitated to it because it can easily work with other styles. In recent years, there have been many spinoffs with coastal, Scandinavian, and industrial versions.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet this is an Instagram tub... just around for photos. I'll bet no one ever uses it because it's about as uncomfortable as a tub can be, is hard to get in and out of, and takes forever to fill.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a fan of barn doors as used lately, but at least make the trim on them symmetrical. These are pocket door wannabes 😂😂😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were they going for "worn paint" as a look? Because they missed and landed on "Sloppy undercoat"

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would almost rather be buried in this TV stand than the farmhouse coffin in the previous post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On one hand, I am very happy they kept stuff out of the landfill... I am all about the reduce-reuse-recycle thing, but it looks like they butchered a usable table to make this... chimera.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see extending those rails and mounting some inset shelves behind them to give them some functionality.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's an actual old clock instead of a reproduction I would go with that thing being fixed and used. It reminds of the old clocks that you used to find in the train stations. I like it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer to be only able to put one small thing per shelf, so this is perfect.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buy this clock and you will be grateful at 11, thankful at 2, and blessed at 6.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tim Burton would get nightmares (not only before Christmas) from this thing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone needs an intervention. I tremble to imagine what the bathrooms look like.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just hope it doesn't fry due to trapping in heat or any vents being covered up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As the the Guess Who would say, “I got, got, got, got no time.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On this sign, "Eat" looks more like a command than a suggestion.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the US Federal Trade Commission, an antique is "Any item over one hundred years of age". Ruining the paint on junky furniture does not make it an antique.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Open concept and subway tile Mid-Century Modern style Barn doors and white cabinetry Watching too much HGTV

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone with cats that break blinds and tear curtains, I don't hate this in theory. But the execution leaves me...with a lot of questions.

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