Nicotine styled kitchen. You nailed it.

Whatever did we do before we had signs on every wall... LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! GATHER!!!! FAMILY!!!!!... how did we live without the instructions?

Painting genuine antiques is a shame. This could be restored, at great expense.

hahaha i need this

Especially beautiful mid-century or antique pieces. Get reproductions if you want to paint them, you heathens.

This is the kind of sign that would send me RUNNING from the house. Cult religion? Instructional sign to be submissive. No thanks.

THE 'ED' ON THE END OF EACH WORD THO 😂😂😂

Painting over wood should be a crime

Instagram Pantry. Completely useless.

Sharp, pointy objects on the ceiling and cactus print on the pillow . . . what message are they sending?

holy mother of crackers.

thought it was a real door at first. man, am I stupid.

At least get some EAT EAT EAT signs.

Amen! I heard about people stealing other people's empty barns, because they can sell the wood to city folks to make fake farmhouse stuff with.

Some of the engineered flooring is really great these days, but just as much is totally hideous. This would make me want to sand the floor every time I saw it.

ok but really is this even a sink?

I see "got the trots" brown has come back in style

And someone is so very proud of this. Fake wear on paint always looks cheap to me.

This belongs on the witch from Hansel and Gretel's house "eat...eat...I'm always watching..."

This actually makes me mad. Where's the bathroom storage?! How are short people supposed to use that mirror?!

Idk, it’s kinda clever

It bears more than a passing resemblance to Florida's "Old Sparky". All it needs is some wrist and ankle restraints.

What is the point of this other than creating a tripping hazard?

how do you even 'weather' muffin tins???

I bet this is an Instagram tub... just around for photos. I'll bet no one ever uses it because it's about as uncomfortable as a tub can be, is hard to get in and out of, and takes forever to fill.

Those are cool xmas decorations *>*

Not a fan of barn doors as used lately, but at least make the trim on them symmetrical. These are pocket door wannabes 😂😂😂

Also, today is a day.

I can smell the fresh cut wood.

Were they going for "worn paint" as a look? Because they missed and landed on "Sloppy undercoat"

They outta their f*****g minds asking this price for this nightmare

Seductively unzipped for the bedroom, of course.

I think I would almost rather be buried in this TV stand than the farmhouse coffin in the previous post.

"Deconstructed" is such a fancy way of saying, "I didn't finish."

On one hand, I am very happy they kept stuff out of the landfill... I am all about the reduce-reuse-recycle thing, but it looks like they butchered a usable table to make this... chimera.

It's for a haunted Halloween house!

I could see extending those rails and mounting some inset shelves behind them to give them some functionality.

If that's an actual old clock instead of a reproduction I would go with that thing being fixed and used. It reminds of the old clocks that you used to find in the train stations. I like it.

Huh. At my farm, I'd like the one that says, You should turn back now.

Someone hold my hair back while I puke.

I would hit my head on that clock. I'd also hit it with the closet/pantry door.

cool clock the windmill blades are not working. wait, as you leave you read welcome to. sigh.

The molded plastic doors bring back fond memories.

I collect clocks for fun.....I'd collect this one in a heartbeat.

I actually like the block and reclaimed windmill. That sign though…

I would bonk my face on that clock every freaking time I walked through

I can't go to that farm because I am a chicken. LOL

Wonder what their version of "home cooking" is? Microwave for 5 minutes, not 2?

Again . No

The family that drinks together gets drunk together.