Nicotine styled kitchen. You nailed it.

Whatever did we do before we had signs on every wall... LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! GATHER!!!! FAMILY!!!!!... how did we live without the instructions?

Painting genuine antiques is a shame. This could be restored, at great expense.

hahaha i need this

Especially beautiful mid-century or antique pieces. Get reproductions if you want to paint them, you heathens.

This is the kind of sign that would send me RUNNING from the house. Cult religion? Instructional sign to be submissive. No thanks.

THE 'ED' ON THE END OF EACH WORD THO 😂😂😂

Painting over wood should be a crime

Instagram Pantry. Completely useless.

Sharp, pointy objects on the ceiling and cactus print on the pillow . . . what message are they sending?

holy mother of crackers.

thought it was a real door at first. man, am I stupid.

At least get some EAT EAT EAT signs.

Amen! I heard about people stealing other people's empty barns, because they can sell the wood to city folks to make fake farmhouse stuff with.

Some of the engineered flooring is really great these days, but just as much is totally hideous. This would make me want to sand the floor every time I saw it.

ok but really is this even a sink?

I see "got the trots" brown has come back in style

And someone is so very proud of this. Fake wear on paint always looks cheap to me.

This belongs on the witch from Hansel and Gretel's house "eat...eat...I'm always watching..."

This actually makes me mad. Where's the bathroom storage?! How are short people supposed to use that mirror?!

Idk, it’s kinda clever

It bears more than a passing resemblance to Florida's "Old Sparky". All it needs is some wrist and ankle restraints.

What is the point of this other than creating a tripping hazard?

how do you even 'weather' muffin tins???

I bet this is an Instagram tub... just around for photos. I'll bet no one ever uses it because it's about as uncomfortable as a tub can be, is hard to get in and out of, and takes forever to fill.

Those are cool xmas decorations *>*

Not a fan of barn doors as used lately, but at least make the trim on them symmetrical. These are pocket door wannabes 😂😂😂

Also, today is a day.

I can smell the fresh cut wood.

Were they going for "worn paint" as a look? Because they missed and landed on "Sloppy undercoat"

When you leave your toddler alone for five minutes and he finds the tube of desitin cream!

Walking downstairs...at night. Set depth perception at zero.

why not just hire Mrs Smiths 3rd grade class to do this for cookies and juice?

Zero of my family members would walk in and offer praise on this endeavor

Is it me or do those stairs look like they could be on the side of a pyramid in Chichen Itza?? That is STEEP!

Okay. MAYBE it would look good on just the railing. But the whole dam staircase?!

Damn, I'd love to find a TWO STORY house for 350, you could paint the whole thing white....

I once saw a house on the realtor app of a house in the USA. Outside was a beautiful yellow, built in 1874. Walk through the front door and absolutely everything inside was grey. Floors, walls, woodwork, stairs, soft furnishings like sofas curtains, bed linen, towels. Basically their was no other colour in the whole house. 3 bedrooms + a small nursery off the master bedroom. Every room in different shades of grey. Even the nursery and the two children's bedrooms.

It looks like a bunch of preschool were given paint and let loose on the stairs.

looks like Milk of Magnesia threw up

Where are the fairies that sneak in and do good deeds when we need them?

Ugly

Noooo!

I bet under that hideous distressed look is some really nice wood, but as a potential home buyer I would take one look at that and nope right outta there. That's either an expensive fix or a labor intensive fix if you do it yourself. Cheapest fix would be to just paint over it, but it would drive me crazy wondering what the natural wood looked like.

makes me feel ashamed to live in Kitchener, ON

Looks like someone forgot to buy enough paint.

Better UP the homeowners insurance..thats trouble waiting

Nothing like tripping up the horribly painted stairs because you could not see the stairs....

Looks completely unfinished as in....where is the final coat of paint ?

That's completely terrible.

Stairs look awfully steep . . . and the treads are tiny.

It feels like they're trying to cover something up?

This just looks like they did a super bad job at painting