Well that escalated quickly

OMG lol

Neeeeear, faaaaar, whereeeeever you areeeee 🎶 And the chicken sinks like the Titanic

Savage

shame he must be at least 80 to not know it.

i like this mom.

it really do be like that tho

from what I can see of it, burn it at the stake

What I tell myself everyday lol. Good advice to live by I think

"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"

Bar is low with this Momma.

I also wear two different shoes, way too hard to fit into one anymore

I thought this was quite funny.

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We should meet. I might one up her...

ma'am have you ever met me

What does Gma stand for? My best guess is good morning asshol.e and I feel like that's wrong

When we visited our 96-yr old neighbor in the nursing home, she asked "Why am I still here?" She didn't mean in the home.

This is gonna be me. I'm telling ya, I'm in my mid 40s and I'm just kinda sick of the whole living thing. I've been on this earth for over four decades, that's a long f*****g time. I know people would say things like, she was too young to die. But nertz to that I'm not young I've experienced a ton of cool s**t in my life, I'm just kinda eh on whole continuing living thing. I mean let's face it I lived my best days already. It's nothing but downhill from here.

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Gma should get with kid from #1, he's itching to use his Glock.

Poster has never met me obviously.

My nanny has grandchildren and great grandchildren. I'm one of her youngest(my sister being the youngest

You have obviously never met an emo

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Ouch.

Maddie woke up and chose violence.

Might be a joke between them, i hope lol.

What does it mean?

Shamy-shamy.

**sizzle**

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in the right order, like they should be!

Why have you forsaken me?

Poor racoon 🥺

Well Jesus turned water into wine right? So clearly he's okay with the drinking thing!

oooo bad dad

boundaries. Set boundaries.

"Mothership"....I love contact names like that.

How could you joke about this matter?

When I got my first tattoo my mum didn't speak to me for 8 weeks... it was very peaceful

Too much effort for too little return.

^I quack myself up

I'd ask too but just because I need to see the menu before actually going there otherwise I take way too long to decide 😅