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This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To The Weirdest And Funniest Texts From Family And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones
With smartphones becoming a thing within the last 10-15 years, we can safely assure you that a whole new realm of humiliation has emerged with the advancement of technology and communication, especially with the rise of social media platforms. As much as we try to avoid it, sometimes when typing a text, we tend to misspell something or even misunderstand the message we received from the person on the other end.
However, sometimes small mistakes, misunderstandings, and a sprinkle of some family drama make up for some of the most entertaining conversations. An Instagram account by the name of "yourshi*tyfamily" collects funny texts between family members and is a perfect example of that.
From dad jokes to moms sending their children some outdated memes, this page is a gold mine for cringe and hilarious content.
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Headless Roach 1 year ago (edited)
Neeeeear, faaaaar, whereeeeever you areeeee 🎶 And the chicken sinks like the Titanic
The Instagram page has a whopping 923K followers seeking to get their daily dose of family drama and misunderstandings. The account posts the best encounters with parents (usually) and other family members demonstrating they are the world's greatest comedians, taking typically ordinary chats between family members and making them absolutely spectacular.
From a mom acknowledging her sense of fashion might not be the best (to the point of thinking that if something looks cool in her eyes, then it probably needs to be burned on a stake) to children forgetting to thaw the chicken and trying to make their way out of it, this page has you covered for every life situation you might find yourself in. It's taking relatable to a whole new level.
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Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 1 year ago
The mom’s got a squid by her name lol. Someone call Zara!
OnAFreakingRollercoaster 1 year ago
Yeah but it Would be effective at covering up period-butt 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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ScrapieChick 1 year ago
Just laughed hot coffee through my nose laughing at this......worth it
funkybluegirl 1 year ago
Yes. This is not a memory that goes away easily, though I don't miss it. lol
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funkybluegirl 1 year ago
I know I'll be in the minority, but I really like the dress (despite the accurate imagery of the meme). It's not a dress for your average person, but for a celebrity to wear to the Met Gala? It's perfect. It's totally okay to be a bit over the top and/or quirky at these events; think Kim Kardashian's shadow dress, Bjork's swan dress, Lady Gaga's meat dress, you get the picture. Also, I don't think just any celebrity could pull it off and look so fabulous. I love Cardi B.
pp horrendous 1 year ago
am a girl, have never sneezed on my period in a way that has any meaning, is this true,
funkybluegirl 1 year ago
It sure can happen, especially with a heavy flow.
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Mary Smith 1 year ago
That must've been the inspiration for this dress, that's the only thing that makes sense
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And the best thing about this page? Well, they accept submissions from real-life people just like you and I, so the texts that do get posted are things that actually happened and just got re-shared by the Instagram page. So if you think you have some hilarious texts between your... mom/dad/siblings/step-siblings/uncles/aunts/grandparents and even cousins you visit once a year during a family gathering, well, you better make that submission right now!
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Headless Roach 1 year ago
"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"
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Melanie Schmidt 1 year ago
I also wear two different shoes, way too hard to fit into one anymore
With that being said, the 'unspirational' page "yourshi*tyfamily" has over 1,468 posts on Instagram. So all of us can find joy in our mundane lives knowing that our family might not be the craziest one out there (or is it?).
Tell us, Pandas, what strange, bizarre or even awkwardly hilarious texts have you received from your family? We'd love for you to share your stories in the comments as well!
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Richard Coy 1 year ago
When I got my first tattoo my mum didn't speak to me for 8 weeks... it was very peaceful
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KittyGotClaws 1 year ago (edited)
Proud kid of a great parent who is sometimes an a*s hole... And works overtime at it.
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KittyGotClaws 1 year ago (edited)
Wow.... I just realized that I have never paid this compliment to any of my children... They raised annoying me to an art level.. But not to worry - I annoyed them right back!
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Sherri Martel 1 year ago
So many #momgoals moments here. My poor 5 year old has no idea what kind of sassy karma is in store for him!
D20 Games 1 year ago
I think I entered full mom mode a couple weeks ago. I was picking up my kids from after school program, my 7yr old daughter told me to stop "goofing around, I was embarrassing her". I was hugging her, kissing her on the cheek and just being a goof. While my son(6m) was trying to climbing on my back, trying to kiss my cheek. I have great balance, no danger.
Sherri Martel 1 year ago
So many #momgoals moments here. My poor 5 year old has no idea what kind of sassy karma is in store for him!
D20 Games 1 year ago
I think I entered full mom mode a couple weeks ago. I was picking up my kids from after school program, my 7yr old daughter told me to stop "goofing around, I was embarrassing her". I was hugging her, kissing her on the cheek and just being a goof. While my son(6m) was trying to climbing on my back, trying to kiss my cheek. I have great balance, no danger.
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