Hahhahahahahhahaha.

Hah

And lava!

I worked hard and my employer told me there's a line of people begging for my position, should I quit... 7 years later, my position is not filled yet :D

The real question is why you wanted your crust to be cut in the first place

I remember being about 4 and finding baker's chocolate in a kitchen cabinet. What a cruel trick.

I would love to see his face after it was explained to him! I think we have all had these moments. One of those moments where your blind faith is so obviously flawed, but at least you can have a good laugh and a story.

Okay this is kinda funny. Them parents of that toddler what probably flipping out like wtf man what your problem. An him telling them and they all laugh or he don't laugh and there trying to tell him all about it. Poor guy

Dark chocolate is gross in the first place

It actually is. But they'd probably have several pounds in one sitting.

My friend did the same to his kid who was exploring a mushroom. Dad saw kid, not more than two feet from me and the mushroom, came bolting out of the house to yell DONT TOUCH THAT!! Then Dad went back inside. UGH. So I spoke to the kid about just not putting it in his mouth, but that he could touch it, no problem..then his Dad and I discussed a better way to communicate to kids without traumatizing them.

Just as well...why start an on caffeine so young.dark chocolate has caffeine

Because children are.... Dogs? Lol

keep feeding it to them, just to be sure....obesity will get them soon if its not poisonous

No, but it's good advice to get kids to leave them alone.

Hahahahahaha

Pickle seeds? That’s really cute though!

Depends on your daddy in some cases 😒

And, in a similar vein, spiders can't climb higher than the third floor

You do need germs for that, but I think your body wasting extra energy to keep you warm doesn't exactly help your immune system fight them off. And hypothermia and frostbite can still mess you up without giving you a "cold".

I was today years old...

Funny to see german beermugs together with a Note about an Egypt market

And it would twist around your insides and you would die.

The rib thing is the result of bad translation. Eve was actually made from Adam's "side". It can be read to mean that the original human was genderless, and was split into two parts to make male and female.

This is fact. I don't know who told you otherwise...

They don't fill up like jugs, but I'm pretty sure the extra moisture stored in all that tissue might have something to do with them being able to go extended lengths of time without water.

I thought the paper was the same material cos it kinda looked similar as a kid 😂 smoking my first joint was an experience and a half 😂

I learned this wasn't true when I jumped off the roof of the shed, around 5yo.

The picture is perfect.

ahh i've got 50 watermelons growing in my stomach

Without the fruit and veg you may have been only 4'0 tall.

That's the great wall of Australia you're thinking of, hahaha

Yet all the kids in the neighborhood were running towards it and then purchasing ice cream?

Just thinking of the artichoke heart has me salivating. (That is probably the oddest thing I have ever posted, but fresh artichoke hearts are so incredibly delicious)

This is sweet in a way but I can imagine you felt a bit pissed off and upset that the same didn't happen on your special day

They hate always getting carded when buying beer

Actually, they are quite amazing creatures! More related to spiders and scorpions, the horseshoe crab is valued for its blood, but why? Because it is a key part to vaccines by providing it's bright blue blood to help test them for contamination, in a test called "Limulus Amebocyte." If you want to know more, you should read this fascinating article: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html#:~:text=What%20is%20horseshoe%20crab%20blood,horseshoe%20crab's%20body%20from%20toxins.