Hahhahahahahhahaha.

Hah

And lava!

I worked hard and my employer told me there's a line of people begging for my position, should I quit... 7 years later, my position is not filled yet :D

The real question is why you wanted your crust to be cut in the first place

I remember being about 4 and finding baker's chocolate in a kitchen cabinet. What a cruel trick.

No, but it's good advice to get kids to leave them alone.

Hahahahahaha

Pickle seeds? That’s really cute though!

Depends on your daddy in some cases 😒

And, in a similar vein, spiders can't climb higher than the third floor

You do need germs for that, but I think your body wasting extra energy to keep you warm doesn't exactly help your immune system fight them off. And hypothermia and frostbite can still mess you up without giving you a "cold".

I was today years old...

Funny to see german beermugs together with a Note about an Egypt market

And it would twist around your insides and you would die.

This is right next to the watermelon seed that would sprout in your stomach . . .

I swallowed gum at an early age, hoping to blow bubbles from my ar*e when I farted. I was very disappointed

I was told 60 years

I was told seven years.

And swallowing a watermelon seed would have a watermelon grow in your tummy.

And swallowing watermelon seeds you could grow a watermelon.

When I was 5 my babysitter convinced me that swallowed bubblegum would stick itself to my ribs and electrocute me. She also put burn marks in the ceiling of my dad's camper. She was a bit of a b***h.

My dad use to tell me this and my grandma who was his mother. But after awhile I thought about that and was like okay well that don't make sense though if I have stomach acid in there learn that in middle school or high school. An than I knew it was a myth.

Or that if you swallowed watermelon seeds they would sprout in your stomach.

I was told it would stick your insides together and close everything up

My folks told us it would stay in your stomach and the bulge would get bigger and bigger. Imagine a poor pregnant lady being followed by two little three olds taunting her and singing "we know what you did."

The rib thing is the result of bad translation. Eve was actually made from Adam's "side". It can be read to mean that the original human was genderless, and was split into two parts to make male and female.

This is fact. I don't know who told you otherwise...

They don't fill up like jugs, but I'm pretty sure the extra moisture stored in all that tissue might have something to do with them being able to go extended lengths of time without water.

I thought the paper was the same material cos it kinda looked similar as a kid 😂 smoking my first joint was an experience and a half 😂

I learned this wasn't true when I jumped off the roof of the shed, around 5yo.

The picture is perfect.

ahh i've got 50 watermelons growing in my stomach

Without the fruit and veg you may have been only 4'0 tall.

That's the great wall of Australia you're thinking of, hahaha

Yet all the kids in the neighborhood were running towards it and then purchasing ice cream?

Just thinking of the artichoke heart has me salivating. (That is probably the oddest thing I have ever posted, but fresh artichoke hearts are so incredibly delicious)

This is sweet in a way but I can imagine you felt a bit pissed off and upset that the same didn't happen on your special day

They hate always getting carded when buying beer

Actually, they are quite amazing creatures! More related to spiders and scorpions, the horseshoe crab is valued for its blood, but why? Because it is a key part to vaccines by providing it's bright blue blood to help test them for contamination, in a test called "Limulus Amebocyte." If you want to know more, you should read this fascinating article: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html#:~:text=What%20is%20horseshoe%20crab%20blood,horseshoe%20crab's%20body%20from%20toxins.