Hahhahahahahhahaha.

Hah

And lava!

I worked hard and my employer told me there's a line of people begging for my position, should I quit... 7 years later, my position is not filled yet :D

The real question is why you wanted your crust to be cut in the first place

I remember being about 4 and finding baker's chocolate in a kitchen cabinet. What a cruel trick.

No, but it's good advice to get kids to leave them alone.

Hahahahahaha

Pickle seeds? That’s really cute though!

Depends on your daddy in some cases 😒

And, in a similar vein, spiders can't climb higher than the third floor

You do need germs for that, but I think your body wasting extra energy to keep you warm doesn't exactly help your immune system fight them off. And hypothermia and frostbite can still mess you up without giving you a "cold".

I was today years old...

Funny to see german beermugs together with a Note about an Egypt market

And it would twist around your insides and you would die.

The rib thing is the result of bad translation. Eve was actually made from Adam's "side". It can be read to mean that the original human was genderless, and was split into two parts to make male and female.

I thought men had one less rib, and the Adam's rub story was made up to explain it DOY!!!

Well Adam had one less but that wouldn't make other people have less. Like if you lose a leg then have a baby, your child still has two legs.

You'd be surprised how many people still believe that trope. Also how many people think Jesus spoke English.

that is bull, just bull

That would be 2 more tho. Adam -1 Eve +1 difference is 2....am I missing something???

in my version the woman was first. You know.

And Luther, they’ve been trying to get back together ever since.(it’s called sex).

Someone missed Lamarck and genetic inheritance. If I lose my thumb in an accident, it doesn't mean all my future kids will be without a thumb. Genetics doesn't work like that. Now if I was born without a thumb, there is a good possibility that my kids will be born without thumbs as well since my lack of thumb may be from a mutation in the gene's that causes thumbs to grow.

People can actually have an extra rib, it's a heridatary condition and affects more women than men. It's called Thoracic Outlet Syndrome.

Actually It Was His Baculum (Google It ) LOL

This is fact. I don't know who told you otherwise...

They don't fill up like jugs, but I'm pretty sure the extra moisture stored in all that tissue might have something to do with them being able to go extended lengths of time without water.

I thought the paper was the same material cos it kinda looked similar as a kid 😂 smoking my first joint was an experience and a half 😂

I learned this wasn't true when I jumped off the roof of the shed, around 5yo.

The picture is perfect.

ahh i've got 50 watermelons growing in my stomach

Without the fruit and veg you may have been only 4'0 tall.

That's the great wall of Australia you're thinking of, hahaha

Yet all the kids in the neighborhood were running towards it and then purchasing ice cream?

Just thinking of the artichoke heart has me salivating. (That is probably the oddest thing I have ever posted, but fresh artichoke hearts are so incredibly delicious)

This is sweet in a way but I can imagine you felt a bit pissed off and upset that the same didn't happen on your special day

They hate always getting carded when buying beer

Actually, they are quite amazing creatures! More related to spiders and scorpions, the horseshoe crab is valued for its blood, but why? Because it is a key part to vaccines by providing it's bright blue blood to help test them for contamination, in a test called "Limulus Amebocyte." If you want to know more, you should read this fascinating article: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html#:~:text=What%20is%20horseshoe%20crab%20blood,horseshoe%20crab's%20body%20from%20toxins.