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#2

Build an identical house next to your existing house with only one difference, the plates would be on the shelf. Then delete the old house.

Mark Rugman Report

Final score:

1.1Kpoints

POST

Salome Summer 8 years ago

😂

88points

#3

Open a bottle of wine > Have a drink > Wait for a husband to come home. Start a random argument out of nothing > Go to the kitchen . open the door and let it smash > blame it on the husband - he'll apologize and buy a whole new set of plates.

witch Report

Final score:

1Kpoints

Vaidas Saldziunas

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Irina Prisacariu 8 years ago

...a husband, any one of them...

234points

#4

Flood the house, then open the cupboard without any risk!

Final score:

975points

Valentina Lattante

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Hans 8 years ago

This is the most viable option!

84points

#5

Tilt the cupboard backwards, then open.

Liu Jianwei Report

Final score:

953points

POST

Betzy Joseph 8 years ago

This is the best (and most real-life) solution.

130points

#6

try switching it off then switching it back on again

Final score:

883points

Scharlarco Visagie

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Gloria Genova 8 years ago

:D

31points

#7

Just let yourself die and respawn back to your last check point when the plates were nicely stacked

Final score:

736points

Unwelcome guest

POST

Thorsten M. Weisner 8 years ago

One open the door very fast and the other catches the dish with a blanket spanned between two arms. Gravity wont let them fall too fast and if you know where they will fall you can catch them easily.

64points

#8

Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!

Final score:

702points

CiscoZulfikar

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Christian Hö 8 years ago

Doorplateuu, i've come to bergain!

125points

#9

Sell it to the museum and name it the "Frozen in Time" series.

Wang Penggui Report

Final score:

681points

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Yaman Yamaner 8 years ago

Maybe u can slide a piece of thin (but strong) layer of cardboard between the door and plates. That layer would help to keep the plates from falling (and breaking) when another person reaches in (from the sides) and collects them. Dunno. Just an idea, most probably not the best & working one tho. Good luck!

143points

#10

Open the door just a tiny bit and fill the whole thing with expanding foam

Final score:

507points

Mark Reele

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Quant 8 years ago

ooh I like this one, that sounds like something I would do :))

51points

#11

Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken

Final score:

446points

Bradley Lindsay

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Eyal Nevo 8 years ago

it woudve been a schrodinger's cupboard if you couldn't see through the door

57points

#12

Insert a deflated balloon to the bottom, gradually inflate as door open to hold the stack

Final score:

298points

Nga Nguyen

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Csilla Szabadi 8 years ago

This one needs way more upvotes :D

40points

#13

Take a picture of it and ask to people on internet

Final score:

294points

Muhammad Rasyad

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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago

Done and DONE!

33points

#14

Try ctrl + Z... this will work

Final score:

263points

Punkit Gupta

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Hans 8 years ago

Only if you did not do too many other things since it has happened.

54points

#15

Tape the cupboard with scallop tape, then leave it for your grandchildren to deal with; or save it as a future dowry for your daughter.

Chen Jiangjiang Report

Final score:

236points

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Hans 8 years ago

This sounds like the typical political solution proposed for pensions, environmental problems, and social issues.

121points

#16

gather your friends..make it a party! open the door and as the bowls crash to the floor.. yell OPA! and then you all have a drink together to toast the occasion.

Final score:

234points

Kelli Stone

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Matthew Mann 8 years ago

Alternatively: divorce, retain custody of the cupboard, marry someone Greek.

45points

#17

The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)

Final score:

179points

POST

J. Walter Swartz 8 years ago

Take the cabinet skydiving with you and while in free fall open the cabinet and place the dishes somewhere safe before deploying parachutes

29points

#18

The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.

Final score:

173points

POST

Sufian Ismail 8 years ago

I can suggest you the best glue for ceramics instead

15points

#19

The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!

Final score:

159points

POST

Trent Dirk 8 years ago

Remove the back of the cupboard ?

50points

#20

Put the cupboard down horizontally, the plate should fall back. The other way is to open it ever so slightly, then use a metal coat hanger to secure the plate at the bottom, at the same time keep sliding the door until the gap is large enough for your hand to fit in, then you can push up the plates with your hands.

Yi-shon Chang Report

Final score:

157points

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Stella Stenroos 8 years ago

Instead of a coat hanger, use a fish tank net - bend the handle, so that you can first slide the net part in through a tiny gap, then turn it and position to catch (or at least soften the fall of) any falling plates.. Obviously, the net should be as large as possible.

62points

#21

Photoshop the image as to how it was before this happened and print out the image and stick it in the glass

Final score:

137points

Windsor Jack

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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago

THIS is the procrastinators advice! I recognize it!

26points

#22

Give a name to every single plate and tell all Pokemon Player that they "Gotta catch 'em all!"

Final score:

121points

Muhammad Rasyad

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José Garcia 8 years ago

Nail blanket corners to the wall open the door and let the plates fall on to the blanket. Wear a fire fighter uniform

21points

#23

Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.

Final score:

120points

Nemalini Tsai

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Micah Luthi 8 years ago

Yah, you'll do it with chopsticks in no time.

6points

#24

Fly with the cupboard into the outer space. Open it safely. Then go back.

Final score:

112points

Samer Baydoun

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Charles Chen 8 years ago

No need to travel that far. The exosphere will do.

12points

#25

Go to the Cupboard Menue and click Restore

Final score:

93points

KiKz

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Karen Ungarino 8 years ago

It's definitely a job for King Fu Panda!

2points

#26

once an engineer told me a roll of duct tape would fix any problem

Final score:

89points

Roy Hsieh

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Kaylee Kua Ruo Zhen 8 years ago

Call spiderman... or wait long enough for spiders to build enough web inside so the plates would hold

23points

#27

break the wall from the back of the cupboard

Final score:

84points

Ani Gvatua

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Brandy Bushway Evitts 8 years ago

Consider it a loss and go eat ice cream

28points

#28

The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes will be broken. And they will be super clean afterwards, too!

Final score:

83points

POST

David Bechtel 8 years ago

YUSSS! How is this not the #1 suggestion!?

11points

#29

The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)

Final score:

80points

POST

Juel Herbranson 8 years ago

Dig an incredibly long shaft under the house. Then release the house, while in free fall, straighten up the mess. As you pass through the center of the earth, watch for an alien government compound. Use solid booster rocket fuel and rockets from the space shuttle to aid in your ascent and to help spin the house around, now you're on your way to china. ascend from the earth, eject solid booster rockets and land home firmly. learned local dialect and enjoy various soups in your safe bowl set.

41points

#30

Get a big plastic bowl,stuff it with towels.. Have someone hold the bowl very close to the door, open gently and let it all the plates drop in there.. Even if any breaks, it will save you the stress of cleaning up.

Ukaegbu Chidinma Report

Final score:

79points

POST

Anatolij Vynokurov 8 years ago

take a glass cutter. сut out a holes from glasses part of the door. one from bottom, one from top. one person holds the bottom plates. and another person collects them from above.

36points

#31

Sell the house

Final score:

74points

Sébastien Séguin

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Ahmed Salama 8 years ago

Blame it on immigrants, then vote for Trump or to leave the EU

32points

#32

I think the internet now is more interested in seeing the door actually being open. Be sure to video it and post it on line again, thanks!

Final score:

71points

George Liou

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Emily VanDusen 8 years ago

YES

5points

#33

Do not try to open the door. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: There are no dishes.

Final score:

69points

Juan Pablo

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Moritz Kosa 8 years ago

Pull cupboard away from the wall, tip it slowly to the back until it's lying on the backside, the cupboard door shot be facing the ceiling now. Open it and pile your dishes better that time...

10points

#34

Spin the house round n round n round until the centrifugal force pushes the plates back onto the shelf. Be careful to stop the spin slowly.

Final score:

58points

Stu Cox

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Ashley Britt 8 years ago

Mr. Wizard, is that you?

6points

#35

First, create an anti-gravity machine, or yet, try some hollywood slo mo so that you can catch them - or yet, I've got a better idea:hire a juggler!

Ricky Lee Barnes Report

Final score:

50points

POST

Arne- Martinsen 8 years ago

Ninjuggler

17points

#36

Write a sign saying Mannequin challenge accepted!

Final score:

47points

Deborah Coad

POST

Talia Regan 8 years ago

Sing Mannequin

1point

#37

Seal the cupboard tight with gaffa tape.
Pour enough liquid jelly (lime flavour)
Through a small hole in top of cupboard.
Turn the air con on until it sets.

Once jelly has set, slowly open door.
Hopefully it slows the bowls down enough for you to rescue them all.

Invite 25 people over to your house for a bowl of green jelly. Lol!

Final score:

46points

Narelle Craven

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Aliu Diliu 8 years ago

Why lime flavoured?

5points

#38

Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens.
Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving the problem with the dishes.

Final score:

38points

POST

Yvonne Hughes 8 years ago

Lmao!

3points

#39

Break a pane of glass of the cabinet door and take the bowls out that way - instead of trying to open the door.

Tom Murphy Report

Final score:

35points

POST

Jace 8 years ago

Again, glass cutting tools...

10points

#40

Ok, listen carefully:
you'll need a rocket, a big rope, oxygen tank, parachute

how you do it:
tie the rope around a hook on your cupboard and shoot it to outer space....while in vaccum, do your chore and pull back to earth (we have stringed it right). shoot your parachute...don't die!!

P.S do wear your oxygen masks(unless you are immortal)
Same can be achieved underwater as well, but lets go universal!!!

Final score:

35points

Medhansh Vashisht

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Tito Ponce 8 years ago

You forgot the Rubber Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle

6points

#41

Sell it as a mordern art display and get enough money to by new stuff + you have a great story to tell everyone else!! 😉👍🏻

Final score:

34points

Line Gramhart

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Nicole Reber 8 years ago

Get a big tub and fill it with water. Make sure it's deep and that it's not too full. Open the cabinet, try to catch as many as you can and let the rest fall in the tub of water. This is definitely and 3 person job minimum.

6points

#42

Use a rolling pin to flatten your arm. Once flat simply slide it up and push the plates back into their place.

Final score:

33points

Ollie Johnson

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Jemima Rose 8 years ago

Unscrew the hinges of the door and slowly tip it from the top down to allow the dishes to only move slightly then have someone on a ladder reach in from the top to grab the dishes

6points

#43

Hans' solution: ignore the actual task, write so many comments on Bored Panda that at the end of the day you either have 1000 upvotes or 1000 downvotes...or both.

Final score:

32points

POST

Alexandra Lee 8 years ago

Hans!

4points

#44

Disguise yourself as Jigsaw from the Saw movies, kidnap some people, ask them to figure out how to solve the puzzle or you will kill them.

Final score:

31points

Maurice Wong

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Jim Yeandle 8 years ago

Perhaps you could take a piece of sheet metal about half the width of the door or about even with the vertical molding on the door. Carefully open the door just enough to slide the sheet metal up and against the dishes. This will likely require two people. Once the metal is in place open the door and while one holds the metal tightly against the shelves the other person can pull the dishes back up on the shelf.

6points

#45

Less dishes to wash, so definitely open it.

Final score:

30points

Valentin Vizuroiu

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John Waters 8 years ago

Simply acknowledge that there is no way to know the direction of time, other than referring to the idea that entropy increases in the direction of time as we think of it. Then ignore the reference and assume time is running backwards. Yay, the plates are fixing themselves!

1point

#46

Pour some chemicals on youself in a stormy night. Get struck by lightning. When you get speed force you know what to do.

Final score:

27points

Girish Yadav

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Katalin Molnar 8 years ago

open the water tap and let the water fill the room AND the cupboard. Then open carefully the cupboard: the porcelains will fall anyway but slowly enough to catch them! :)

2points

#47

Call your mom 🐺

Final score:

26points

Mohamed Amine Sg

POST

Melanie Dressed 8 years ago

Whatever you do, please tell us what happens!

5points

#48

Ok... Do you have an anti-mater partical displacement ray?

Final score:

24points

Calan Wilson

POST

Cassie 8 years ago

Anti-Mater? What's wrong with Mater? He's the most amusing tow-truck ever!

6points

#49

My husband mentioned trying to use a yardstick or something of that nature, partially opening the door and pushing them back. He also suggested getting your significant other drunk then having them open it, that way you can bring it up later and they will buy you a new set out of guilt.

Final score:

24points

Ebony Davis

POST

Mary Bittle 8 years ago

Why doesn't this one have more upvotes?!? C'mon, people!

0points

#50

Buy an octopus and sign it up to circus. It will learn tricks there and will be able to catch all the plates.

Final score:

24points

Radovan Adamov

POST

darubyprincess 5 years ago

yeah, seems legit

0points

#51

Riht click on the window, restore to an earlier time.
If is not Ok, install windows 10, should

Final score:

18points

Catalin Rârâitu

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Joshua Jeal 8 years ago

You'll need paper plates, bubble wrap, gaffa tape, the Internet and a towel. Tape up the cupboard and wrap in bubble wrap. Sell cupboard and contents on the Internet. Use paper plates instead. (Why the towel? Always carry a towel as it is the most useful thing an interstella hitchhiker can have.)

6points

#52

Try unplugging it.

Final score:

17points

Fairsher

POST

Ľubomír Krestián 8 years ago

Finally appropriate solution on #65

1point

#53

Wait for the next eartquake to shake them back in position, or fill the cupboard with water, put it in the fridge and when it's frozen open the cupboard, put the ice block in your bed and let it melt, your china is saved and your will have wet dreams that night....

Final score:

17points

Mathias Jansson

POST

Alejandra Jover 8 years ago

Hahahahhaaaaa!!!!

4points

#54

Create zero gravity.
Open without worrying .

Final score:

15points

Soumyak Dutta

POST

darubyprincess 5 years ago

Ok then. *opens user manual*

0points

#55

Put some thick blankets on the floor before opening the door; or ask someone to hold a blanket with them tightly to catch the falling plates.

Wenli Wang Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Brandy Bushway Evitts 8 years ago

You're gonna need a blowtorch, peanut butter and a plastic spoon...

10points

#56

Break the glass on the top panel and re-stack the plates before opening the door. That was easy.

Dân Nguyễn Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Savant 6 years ago

*staples button*

1point

#57

Get a big garbage bag and slide it up in there. Then just blow it up until it pushes everything back onto the shelf.

Final score:

13points

Joshua Rager

POST

Jerico Marte 8 years ago

i think this will work if done properly..

1point

#58

Have you tried resetting your router?

Final score:

13points

Can Cheng

POST

darubyprincess 5 years ago

Idk, maybe

0points

#59

Variation of a solution mentioned. Don't smash the glass pane next to the plates, get a glass cutter and cut the pane out while someone is pressing the other door tightly, so the bowls won't slip. Then reach in and remove the bowls.

Final score:

12points

Kathy Gerhardt

POST

#60

Host a Greek Wedding, let the plates smash, then add their replacement cost to the wedding invoice.

Final score:

12points

David Hood

POST

#61

Slide open the damn door and scream anti-materialism anthems.

Final score:

11points

Ynara Pinheiro

POST

#62

The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking sounds.

Final score:

10points

POST

Jarrod Owens 8 years ago

pretty simple really, if you unhinge the door to the cabinet, you can open the cabinet from the top (like a draw bridge) and the cabinet door itself will catch/ support the dishes while you grab them from the top

8points

#63

Get the magic wand and say : Wingardium Leviosa!!! If you haven't mastered it, try Hogwarts!

Final score:

10points

Wisnu Widiarta

POST

Brittanica Stra 8 years ago

Hermione's Timeturner would also work, you could go back and take dishes out of cupboard before they would have fallen, then give them as a gift to Sirius Black to take on his trip on Buckbeak. They would be great to use in human or dog form.

3points

#64

Break the glass on the right side of the cupboard, and squeeze in a lot of pillows, or an entire cotton mattress. Then open the door, and the mattress will fall out and catch the plates.. hopefully.. :)

Final score:

9points

Rahul Rajan

POST

#65

I'm afraid the Internet cannot help you open the cupboard. You have to do it yourself.

Final score:

9points

Anthony Lee

POST

Jerico Marte 8 years ago

She's asking for solutions. Not trying to make the internet DO it for her. She will do it herself, once she gets the answer she thinks is most useful. Sheesh.

1point

#66

The Logopolis Solution: what you have is a problem of entropy. Your nice, ordered plates, suspended in the cupboard are tending dangeroysly to disorder. To solve this, simply create a Charged Vacuum Embointment into E-Space inside the cupboard so that the entropy can safely drain away. Just don't let some maniac get his hands on an Earth radio telescope circa 1970s or 80s, or else he could close the CVE which would shatter your plates instantly

Final score:

9points

Stephen Fogarty

POST

Jason Wright 8 years ago

You get a jellybaby for that one.

5points

#67

If my observation is correct, the door has a sliding mechanism, instead of being suspended by hinges. So you can slide it very carefully, until you're able to put your arm in and grab the plates.
But hey where's the fun in that ?
I suggest you steal the newly confiscated timeturner from hermiones office, turn back time and put the plates more carefully in the cupboard. Just to realize that by rearranging the plates, you changed everything and helped Voldemort win the battle at Hogwarts! fck...

Final score:

9points

Marco Andreas

POST

Angelle WEBB 8 years ago

Thank you! Finally someone with common sense!

0points

#68

Press the door while you slide it slowly until you can fit your hand in.

Wang Xiaoxin Report

Final score:

8points

POST

#69

Get a huge shopping bag, fill the bottom with bubble wrap. Lift the bag as close as possible to the draw opening. Get another person to hold the bag, open the draw and quickly grab as many of the plates as possible. Let the rest drop into the bag without harm.

Final score:

8points

Isaac Joe (Joe)

POST

amir ridhwan 8 years ago

Bring the cupboard approaching the speed of light. Time dilation will allow you to catch the falling bowls easily.

2points

#70

Reminiscent of Windows 95/XP....Try upgrading cupboard software.

Final score:

8points

Anthony Lawrence

POST

#71

Build a wall. Works every time.

Final score:

7points

Pedro Calado

POST

#72

Hire a group of programmers. Make them recreate the entire situation in a virtual reality scenario. Train your reflexes to learn how the plates will fall every time, and when you're consistently able to save them all from breaking, try it in real life.

Final score:

7points

Erik Salomão

POST

#73

you have to use the antigravity

Final score:

6points

enne N

POST

#74

A - A - B - X - Y - A - B - up - down - left - left- right - A - B - B - Y - X - select

Final score:

6points

Hootch Hummer

POST

#75

Wait until the next earthquake solves the problem.

Final score:

6points

Bianca Winkler

POST

#76

Bang on it with a wrench. I don't know how, but it works every time.

Final score:

6points

Leyla Goudie

POST

#77

If the plate is leaning against the glass, the claw track won’t allow the claw to get close enough to nab it. Use the claw to drag the one close to the drop zone. instead. Practice more!

Final score:

6points

C.J.

POST

#78

Open the left side and drill a hole in the dividing wood, big enough for your hand to fit through. Adjust plates. Patch and paint hole.

Final score:

5points

Michalene Baines

POST

#79

Gently remove the window glass above the plates and stick your hand in it. Eventually remove the glass on the underside to catch any falling plates. Good luck from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 😄

Final score:

4points

Bert Leijdekkers

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Elizabeth Schmitt 8 years ago

Did you try turning it off and on again?

0points

#80

1- Pray until Jesus apears
2- open the cupboard
3- ask Jesus for help you cleaning the mess

Final score:

4points

Caio Putz!

POST

#81

Enlist two strong people to help.Have the two people slowly tip the china cupboard backwards about 45 degrees until the bowls settle slowly, then simply open the door a hand's width, slide you hand in and turn the first bowl sideways and remove. Repeat.

Final score:

3points

Deborah Morrison

POST

#82

Ask people on Boredpanda, let them answer and wait until you guess you have 1 or 2 best answers are possible to do.

Final score:

3points

Bogie Satriyonegoro

POST

#83

A couple of things indicate that it is a sliding door that slides to the right. I feel one can safely slide the door by 4-5 inches to the right and insert ones left hand. You can take help from a left handed / ambidextrous friend to be safe.

Final score:

3points

Pallav Agrawal

POST

Pallav Agrawal (Submission author) 8 years ago

See the hardware on the bottom left, it is only found on sliding doors. It is at a place where there would typically be a hinge in a casement door. Also it seems to be a very large door pane, approx 4'X8', that size door is very uncommon in a crockery cabinet and would also require the mullions and transoms to be stronger (thicker)

0points

#84

Post a picture of your predicament on the Internet to seek advice!

Final score:

3points

Jonathan Mansell

POST

Melanie Gorman 8 years ago

And entertainment value to reduce the stress while figuring it out!

0points

#85

Hit the back button a couple of times.

Final score:

3points

Ula Baldwin

POST

#86

Remove the board from the back of the cabinet or the one on the top if it is a top shelf. You will have a better aproach and you won't destroy anything this way.

Final score:

3points

Dinita Nicole

POST

#87

Get a large stack of old newspapers, and a helper. Slip the paper in through a crack in the cupboard door. Continue until the empty space is filled with paper. Slowly and carefully open cupboard while friend is poised to catch, dishes. Maybe have 3rd person to take the dishes from the first so they can continue trying to stablize plates.

Final score:

3points

Amy Rahne

POST

#88

Look at the cupboard and rack your brain for a possible solution. When you don't find one; which you won't, just take one last look and start crying. Continue crying till your husband and kids come home and make them get you a new set or refuse to fulfill any motherly-Wifey duties.

Final score:

3points

Emmy Udoka

POST

Paul Hajdu 8 years ago

Invite over family and friends, cook a turkey or ham - big dinner. Ask nephew or niece to set the table. When dishes break parents of nephew or niece will buy replacements. Works best if there is already a rift between in-laws

1point

#89

Sit down. Relax. Find you inner center. Realize that we all - the whole cosmos - is linked. We're all one. We're all a tiny piece of something so big, we'd never understand. Take a deep breath. Open the cupboard. You shouldn't worry about the broken dishes and your bleeding face now.

Final score:

3points

Raphaelle Roux

POST

#90

Put up a sign "Cupboard Out Of Order"

Final score:

3points

Brian McDonald

POST

#91

Waiting for the best possible advice how to open the cupboard make sure you secure the door so it won't open with the pressure of the plates :-) or to much movement around the cupboard:-)and good luck! Don't smash the door glass, gently and carefully cut the glass (tools needed)big enough to take the plates out !They are beautuful :-) and don't replace the broken glass,leave it as something to remember by...

Final score:

2points

Caro Lka

POST

#92

Just break the plates, life is to short!!

Final score:

2points

Ally Cotterill

POST

Anna Catalano 8 years ago

Use the force...

2points

#93

Get a glass cutter cut hole in glass paine above or below to stick hand in - replace glass

Final score:

2points

David Calbert

POST

#94

Glass cutter to cut off the glass at the bottom. Put a cushion for the bowls to fall on. From the same hole you can slowly take the rest of the bowls off the cupboard.

Final score:

2points

Jennifer Low

POST

#95

the good plates are in the other cupboard

Final score:

2points

Roxa Linda

POST

#96

Open the top of the cabinet and get the plates. ask for a carpenter to do it for yah.

Final score:

2points

Jay Lozada

POST

#97

Paint the glass a dark color and ask some jerk neighbor to come for tea, cups are in the cupboard help your self 😉

Final score:

2points

Lisa Bidder

POST

#98

Buy a new cupboard and a new set of plates that look exactly the same as the current one. Place the new cupboard right in front of the existing, arrange the plates to your delight. Problem solved! Out of sight, out of mind!

Final score:

2points

Tommy Tham

POST

#99

Open and close the door quickly over and over again until they shift into a more stable position.

Final score:

2points

Stefaun Holland

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#100

Switch off thw lights..invite ur friends for a party.. ask one of em to open thw cupboard n grab some plates.. once they open n smash the plates..Ask em to pay for it..

Final score:

2points

Saravanan Anbazhagan

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#101

Get a pillow or something that is soft and have another person who is fast and precise to help you catch the bowls as you open it. They will start low and quickly go up as you open that thing. You will save some, you might smash some, but better then having it all hit the floor. Next time don't overload it.

Final score:

2points

Alan H

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#102

Take a tremendous poop on the floor where the plates will fall and then leave the room without wiping your bum.

Final score:

2points

Paul Stewart

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Paul Stewart (Submission author) 8 years ago

up vote it

1point

#103

She should blame the immigrants and vote for a right wing party.

Final score:

2points

Matthias Quent

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#104

Get two people to hold a blanket underneath and slowly open the door but keep the blanket close as u can to the cupboard

Final score:

2points

Lauren Stephens-Spence

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#105

Try putting the cupboard in rice.

Final score:

2points

Ridaa Hussain

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#106

Smash the plates and put a sticker on them saying "Made in China".

Problem solved.

Final score:

2points

Denis Parfenov Lobanok

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#107

things you need:
1.duck tape
2.scissors

four easy steps:
1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard.
2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell"
3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit.
4. buy new dishes and cupboard.

(if this happens again, repeat)

Final score:

2points

KenKen Nang

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#108

Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *gentelmen*, who'll go to work on the plates with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', dishes? I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Final score:

2points

Diego Etcheto

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#109

Or..... You could just open the door, wave your hand and yell "Arresto Momentum"

Final score:

2points

Viola Black

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#110

have a pint at the winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over...

Final score:

2points

Brendan Raymond

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#111

Create a vacuum chamber,get an old Spacesuit from NASA.You got it babe.

Final score:

2points

Akash Thomas

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#112

Have Barry Allen aka the Flash go back in time to save his mom from being killed, creating a new time-line, a Flashpoint paradox in which the dishes are perfectly stacked and a monkey is in the White House

Final score:

2points

Adam Snow

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#113

Don't worry Ma'am, I have escalated the issue to our technical support team. If I were in your position, I would be frustrated too. Have you tried resetting your phone? Turn it off then turn it back on after a few minutes. That should work.

Final score:

2points

Patrick Boa

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#114

Place orange portal next to the cabinet then place the blue portal inside the cabinet, reach in and stack them neatly back inside then open the door. Problem Solved.

Final score:

2points

Caitlin Holcomb

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Scoth McBeast 8 years ago

How does one put the blue portal through the glass? I'm convinced the cube is needed.

0points

#115

Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.

P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"

Final score:

2points

Penny Lane

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#116

Smash the bottom glass, Squeeze yourself into the cupboard. Make a selfie in the cupboard and rearrange the plates.

Final score:

2points

Miquel Kustner

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#117

Build a pillow fort in front of it and open the cabinet door and let it fall out with out breaking some of them.

Final score:

2points

Veeta Sharma

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#118

go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Final score:

2points

Oliver Runciman

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#119

A pane of glass cost much less then the china. break a pane above the dishes, reach in and arrange them then you can open the door!

Final score:

2points

John Young

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#120

Just open the door, let them break and then use the reparo charm on them. Merlin's beard, muggles are so dumb.

Final score:

2points

Sam Sykes

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#121

Pray they weren't expensive

Final score:

2points

Skunk Drunk

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#122

You must have done something by now. Tell us the outcome!!

Final score:

2points

Tongo Guns

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#123

Use Flipendo💥
or Alohomora-> Immobulus-> gather your dishes and put them in place
Or Alohomora-> booom -> repairo-> wingardium laviosa-> back in place.
Still fail? Use Avada Kedavra or yourself.

Final score:

2points

Shaheris Suhel

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#124

Have sex in next room. Bang against wall so hard cabinet falls down and breaks bowls. Blame husband. Go shopping
;)

Final score:

1point

Jasmine Greenshields

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#125

Open the back panel. It's normally made with thin wood.

Final score:

1point

Nicola Robinson

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#126

Build a wall and let the plates pay for it

Final score:

1point

Tobias Pfister

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#127

Maybe you should sell ur house at the very expensive price and add a few words about ur antique bowls.or just open a life insurance for ur bowl..

Final score:

1point

Deryza Lly

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#128

Put on a horror movie on Netflix and face it towards the cupboard. The crockery will move back in horror. Job done !!

Final score:

1point

Rachna

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#129

Whatever you do, make sure you record it and post it :)

Final score:

1point

Marek Novak

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#130

Call it art and sell it for money to buy new plates

Final score:

1point

nkjawrbfe

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#131

These plates are fragile millenials. That cupboard is an Ivy league campus. Never open into reality - they need their SAFE SPACE

Final score:

1point

John Spagnuolo

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#132

Wait for an earthquake and blame the earthquake.

Final score:

1point

Zakaria Boualaid

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#133

rewind!!!!!

Final score:

1point

Irene King

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Dan Musso 8 years ago

Jack up one side of the house til they fall back in place...tadaa

0points

#134

https://www.marathonhousewares.com/product-category/storage-cases/

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1point

Vishesh Chhabria

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#135

Call Donald Trump to grab them.

Final score:

1point

Jan Konečný

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#136

Remove the pane of glass on the right, should give you enough access.. .

Final score:

1point

Antony Rbe Bermuda

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#137

Remove the pane of glass on the right.

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1point

Antony Rbe Bermuda

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#138

Wingardium Leviosa

Final score:

1point

Kieran Stratton

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#139

Take the NON violence stand. Sit down on a comfy chair and meditate , meditate as long as your wishes come true . The plate will come to they own place by it self. Time does not exist in the Transcendent , so go and dive deep inside the transcendental state of consciousness. Bye the way many other problems will be solved till the plates come back to its own place! Enjoy

Final score:

1point

Jozef Kujundzic

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#140

Solution needs two persons: the first puts his(her) hand on the glass front of the plates. The second cuts the glass around that hand with a glass cutter. (s)he then opens the door slowly and grabs the plates as the other stays still.

Final score:

1point

Tozze Fik

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#141

Put a loose (baggy) and elastic fabric as a safenet underneath te door, full of small balls of styrofoam and open it maybe you'll safe some plates

Final score:

1point

Carolina Pinheiro

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#142

Destroy Earth. Problem solved.

Final score:

1point

Drago Zen

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#143

Try Clearing the cache memory!!!

Final score:

1point

Aditya Ranjan

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#144

Book a trip on a commercial space flight and simply slip the cupboard through as hand luggage. Once out of the atmosphere and the pull of earth's gravity is sufficiently reduced, open the door and rearrange the plates. Maybe think about putting them on the lower shelf next time so if it happens again they won't have as far to fall.

Final score:

1point

TheSecret CodeMachine

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#145

Get a camera > Videotape it > Get internet famous

Final score:

1point

Tomas Fridström

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#146

Simply cut the window on the right with a glass cutter and use the most trusted hand of yours and put the plates back.

Invite all Bored Panda users to dinner.

Final score:

1point

Catalin Scarlat

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#147

Let me come over and ask the dishes out on a date, they will all back away from me into their rightful places telling me they have a boyfriend.

Final score:

1point

Leao Nascimento Brown

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#148

look at the door, slide to right, and grab the dishes

Final score:

1point

Ricardo Lavado

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#149

Run back to the past using your speed force, where the dishes were still stacked and stop whoever created that chaos. But in doing so you'll be altering the timeline, but a few bowls are worth the risk. So run, Mother, RUN!

Final score:

1point

Rayvie Anthony Pecajas

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#150

Unscrew the cupboard door and slide it up til your hand fits under

Final score:

1point

Kyle McMonster

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Jacob Tanner 8 years ago

Probably can't unscrew it because the screws are normally on the inside of the hinges. But depending on the type of hinge you might be able to remove the hinge pins and do like you're suggesting.

0points

#151

Go to ninja training to master speed and accuracy until able to open and catch falling plates.

Kind%20of%20from%20The%20Matrix Report

Final score:

1point

Rin Rin

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#152

Do not try and save the bowls. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE ARE NO BOWLS. Then you will see that it is not the bowls that gets saved, it is yourself.

Final score:

1point

Sean Olivares

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#153

Pry off top of cabninet and grab all bowls, or get circular drill bill large enough for arm to move bowls back then glue the cut out hole back in place and paint over the cut lines

Final score:

1point

Cooper Johnson

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#154

Offer to babysit a friend's hyperactive children. "Accidentally" feed them too much sugar and let them loose near cupboard.

Final score:

1point

Mhairi Torrance

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#155

Get a long strip of duct tape, open the door just enough to slide it in front of danger zone dishes with the sticky side toward the cupboard body. When in place, secure tape to cupboard. Repeat as necessary. Open door, rearrange dishes as needed, remove tape.

Final score:

1point

Stephanie Valenta

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#156

Open the left cupboard and empty it.then open a hole through the wood or remove it.reach the plates through there.open.replace wood.jobs done

Final score:

1point

Τζων Φυστίκης

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#157

If u can slide the door open a smidge pass a long balloon and blow it up, repeat til full, then open.

Final score:

1point

John Mah

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#158

lay the cupboars horicontal down of its back on the ground or take a mattress under de door

Final score:

1point

Ruii Grich

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#159

Go to CERN and get a PhD in particle physics. Discover the graviton and anti-gravity. Create an anti gravity gun. Have earth invaded by aliens. Save the day using said gun. Remember this all started due to the damn plates. Come home and find the house a wreck but cupboard still intact. Use the gravity gun to get the plates out. Lose your shit when the battery runs out mid way smashing them to pieces. At least you saves earth.

Final score:

1point

Jon

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#160

Detach the entire cabinet, lay it on its back and open the fucking thing

Final score:

1point

Eliad Weizman

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#161

#mannequinchallenge: falling plates version

Final score:

1point

Jamie Smiley

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#162

Do not try and open the cupboard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There are no dishes.
Then you'll see, that it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.

Final score:

1point

Raphaelle Roux

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#163

You know how your socks go missing? Those are sock goblins. Summon one and pay them in socks to magically teleport the dishes out of the cupboard. Make sure the socks are nice.

Final score:

1point

D Rolls

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#164

Create a spider-web of duct tape across the glass, from frame to frame; ensure it is pretty heavily built up near to the first-instant fall point. Open glass and adjust bowls within spidey holes.

Final score:

1point

Steph Lamkin

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#165

Just wait awhile quantum theory states that any arrangement of particles is possible and will occur given sufficient time, hopefully this rearrangement will occur before the imminent heat death of the universe

Final score:

1point

Alex Howard

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#166

Ask Mr Trump. He will make the cupboard with plates great again.

Final score:

1point

Pierre Lombaard

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#167

CARDBOARD. Open the door slightly and slide a piece of cardboard between the door and the plates. Now, holding the cardboard, you can open the door freely. Once the door is open, you can use your free hand to reach around the cardboard and arrange the plates.

Final score:

1point

Kevin Drew

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#168

What do you value more...the dishes or that top pane of glass that you could break and reach in to pull the dishes back?

Final score:

1point

Jessica Kersey

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#169

If you have a gap at the top of the cabinet door between it and the ceiling, take a long piece of paper, slide it through the door while slightly open. Hold paper above and below the door. Tension the paper to hold the bowls while you carefully open the door and quickly grab the bowls. Might buy you enough time. Suggest something strong, like parchment paper.

Final score:

1point

Tommy Zalabak

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#170

cut one of glass panels above the dishes and get dishes out . Then simply replace the glass panel, cheaper then letting dishes get broken and saves the dishes which may not be replaceable!

Final score:

1point

Louise Lawson

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#171

Send this picture to the cupboard producer and ask them to send you a set of nice porcelain before you sue them!

Final score:

1point

Susana Cabrera

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#172

Drill a circular hole in the top of the cupboard to fit your hand/arm. Grab them one at a time from the top and stack them back on the shelf. Take arm out of the hole. Buy a 6"x2" piece of wood and nails. Nail the circle cutout to the wood. Place cutout in the hole, and nail back to the cupboard. Now there is no hole, and you saved the plates.

Final score:

1point

Crystal Lirette

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#173

Seriously? I would open the cupboard about 1/8 to 1/4 inch, and slide in a thin but sturdy piece of plexiglass parallel to the cupboard door. (As big as the door).

Press it firmly against the shelf, keep holding it tightly against the shelf, and open the door. Now you have a door that you can slowly and incrementally slide down, rather than opening all at once.

Slowly slide it down, pulling out the dishes as you go. If I am picturing this correctly, you should be able to save every dish

Final score:

1point

Sarah Tomes

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#174

They won't fall if you open the glass slowly and just enough to insert your arm which is doable because there is still space from both sides of the glass. slide the door to the right while the pressure of the objects on the glass will stop from making them fall, then you would substitute that pressure with your palm.

Third law of motion: When one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts on the first a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.

Final score:

1point

S.R.

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Sahar Shr (Submission author) 8 years ago

"Edited" They won't fall. if you open the glass slowly and just enough to insert your arm which is doable because there is still space from both sides of the glass. slide the door to the right while the opposite pressure of the objects on the glass will stop it from making them fall, then you would substitute that pressure with your palm. Third law of motion: When one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts on the first a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.

1point

#175

The answer to this is simple.
1. ) Submit this to the mannequin challenge
2.) ???
3.) Profit

Final score:

1point

Paul Renton

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#176

Open the cupboard to the left & use a jigsaw to cut a hole between the two. Reach in and carefully pull out the plates. The cupboard can easily be replaced, but those dishes might not be able to be! :)

Final score:

1point

Leslie Beisel

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#177

1. Open door.
2. Invite all Kings horses.
Important addendum: do not invite (or immediately uninvite) all Kings men. They have a terrible track record with matters of this sort.

Final score:

1point

Kelly Smith

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#178

Take comfort in the fact that in the parallel universe your dinner service is not screwed!

Final score:

1point

Emma Thorp

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#179

Put one of those egg crate mattress toppers on the floor before you try any of the above ideas 😉

Final score:

1point

Tiffany Robertson

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#180

Call the fire department and tell them someone is about to jump when they arrive show them the situation, I'm sure they'll understand

Final score:

1point

Max van der Schoor

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#181

Easy! Use the good old Day of the Tentacle Trick:
1) Place Laverne in front of cupboard, ready to catch plates.
2) Switch player from Laverne to Hoagie
3) Save
4) Encourage George Washington to cut some - not all - of the tree down. Just enough wood to make the shelves, but not the door.
5) When you switch back to Laverne, she should be holding the plates safely. If not, load and try a different approach on (4).

Final score:

1point

Jesper Hansen

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#182

Don't you have an Indian in your cupboard? Ask him politely to assist you.

Final score:

1point

Robert Flores

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#183

Say "Wingardium Leviosa!" Don't forget to swish and flick.

Final score:

1point

Leah Chapman

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#184

Try thinking positively! You know, in a cupboard-half-full kinda way!

Final score:

1point

Samm James

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#185

Create a kickstarter or indigogo account to fund the broken plates, you might be lucky it might be overly funded.. Tip: make your video super interesting so many will fund it. Good luck.. I believe in you.. 1 week left..

Final score:

1point

Christopher Laguitan

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#186

Unhinge cabinet door, push door up against plates and carefully slide door up until edge of door reaches bottom of messy shelf. Tilt edge of door in until parallel to messy shelf (hence letting cabinet door act as extension of shelf.) Voila. Let the dishes slide onto door, hopefully unscathed

Final score:

1point

Tiffany Chin

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#187

CTRL + ALT + DELETE

Final score:

1point

Florberto Silva

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#188

By the looks of it its a sliding door, that'd make things harder. Anyways, either tip the whole thing on it's back or break a pane or try a slim tool, put pieces of (duc)tape in and secure the plates to the shelves. Open door and peel tape from plates one by one

Final score:

1point

Maaike Keevel

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#189

Open the door very slightly and stick a spatula in, hold the plates with said spatula and open door enough to get other hand in to grip remaining section of plates.

Final score:

1point

John Polen

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#190

This would only work with a sliding door. Get a small curtain dowel with curtain attachment. Slightly slide door open just enough to slide dowel into cupboard. Bottom of the curtain then is tacked to the back of the cupboard with a second dowel. Bowls slide the curtain to a safe location at the back of the cupboard.

Final score:

1point

Nick Manzoni

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#191

Hire Quicksilver from X-men to retrieve the plates for you.

Final score:

1point

rai mei

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#192

Break the window on top, nobody will notice it's missing.

Final score:

1point

Peter Wilstermann

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#193

Meditate for few years in Himalayan moutains. Find your inner peace kind of kung fu panda... practice on catching flying arrows and bullets... when you're fast enough and have meditated enough, you will realize that life is bigger and more important.. you will open the door, slowly, not quickly, plates will fall and break, and you will give them to the poor

Final score:

1point

Panda 3

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#194

Wait for Trump to build a wall around it...

Final score:

1point

E

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#195

Carefully disconnect the house from its foundation. Make sure not to lose any washers. While holding everything inside in place, gently but firmly tip the building over to one side, so that the wall with the problematic cupboard is now on the floor. Open the cupboard, and restack the dishes. Tip the house back on its bottom (again remembering to hold everything inside in place) and reattach building to foundation. You should have no extra washers when you are done.

Final score:

1point

David Atlas

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#196

with the looks of things it's a sliding door that slides open to the right sliding the door should hopefully slide the dishes across with the door open it (slowly!) enough to fit your arm in take the top few dishes and place them on the lower shelf if they fit repeat until you can take the ones on the glass, DO NOT take the ones on the glass first as it will cause a chain reaction and make the top ones fall, once all dishes are on the the lower shelf safely open the door and put the dishes back

Final score:

1point

Jak Henderson

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#197

Remove window pane to the right, reach in and pulp plates out, refit window

Final score:

1point

Orlando Luminere

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#198

Try setting it to "Wumbo"

Final score:

1point

Denis Parfenov Lobanok

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#199

It's actually very simple. Go to Canadian tire or hardware store of your choice.. Buy a glass cutter. Use the glass cutter to cut the edges of the pane of glass above the pane the bowls are against. Reach in and settle the bowls. Problem solved. Now replace the glass pane using gorilla glue or alternate. Your welcome

Final score:

1point

Shaun Wilson

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#200

Rub some bacon on it.

Final score:

1point

Rachel Carlson

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#201

Use a piece of cardboard slideit and as you crack the door open, you may want to tape a small piece of wood on the cardboard to stiffen it up & slide in. you will be successful if you listen to me

Final score:

1point

Rodney Cuthbertson

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Asha Daryanani 8 years ago

that's what I was thinking!

0points

#202

YOU MUST HAVE 33 MAGIC
1. Go buy any type of air staff preferably Law Staff
2. Go buy about 50 Law and Air runes
3. Open the cupboard and try to tele-grab as many as you can some may break but this is the best answer

Final score:

1point

Logan Valentine

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Logan Valentine (Submission author) 8 years ago

LMAO

0points

#203

The real question we should ponder is: how did this even happen?!

Final score:

1point

Kristen Snyder

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#204

Tilt the house

Final score:

1point

Akosiorvielle Beatingo

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#205

Ask Eleven (Stranger Things) for some help!

Final score:

1point

Alfredo Garcia

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#206

Open cupboard next to it. Drill a strategic hole. Insert rod through hole, push dishes back. Open door, arrange dishes correctly. Remove paint flake, bring to paint Store to match. Fill hole, sand, paint.

Final score:

1point

Akiva Jamesse

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#207

You are in the Matrix, slide open the door and with your mind imagine every plate being caught. If you catch them, then you are the one, Neo. If they smash then you a mearly another useless mortal!

Final score:

1point

Richard Carruthers

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#208

Wait for the next earthquake, let them break, (or open the cabinet if they don't), claim it as damages, let insurance pay for it. Bada-boom.

Final score:

1point

JT Lawson

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#209

Try to reboot and press F5 and select last known good configuration

Final score:

1point

Dhenn Espiritu

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#210

Well since you seem to be in US with pretty large space below it which i can guess from the reflection you can keep a big deep tub filled with water until top or maybe your children outdoor swim and open the window prepare to slow move a few and few will fall in water saving the entire damage. It needs a few hands one should sit next to the water to protect the next one falling on top ..............cant think of any by looking at so many solutions already

Final score:

1point

Scintillating Kaur

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#211

1.Break them all.
2. Painstakingly put them back together with lacquer and gold dust in the Kintsukuroi style.
3. Sell them as personal pieces of art through an art gallery or even an Etsy page.
4. Buy new plates and pocket the profits.

Final score:

1point

Jaden Kale

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#212

Put an ad out for a bank robber. If they can break into a impenetrable vault they must have the solution yoi seek!
(suggestion: Oceans triology screenwriter might help)

Final score:

1point

Deidre Kalauni

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#213

Get an air mattress and fill it up with air then place a heavy blanket over it to ensure less bounce and cautiously open the door

Final score:

1point

Brandon Newcomb

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#214

Drill a hole from the outside!

Final score:

1point

Dan Carlson

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Dan Carlson (Submission author) 8 years ago

Question....Are you a Jedi?

0points

#215

Don't try to fix this problem. This isn't a problem. This is a gift of art to the world. Sell the cupboard along with a print-out of all these comments to your local museum. Request that they name the art installation "happy constipation", because this is only worth something as long as there is no "bowl movement". Get it?

Final score:

1point

Sara El-Yafi

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#216

Open Gangnam Style

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1point

Rajiv Dhillon

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#217

Depending on the brand of cupboard... either hold down the Shift key, or the F8 key, then open.

Final score:

1point

Pete Schwinge

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#218

Open the cupboard really quickly with one hand and swiftly put your other hand below the dishes before they fall. Might wanna put something that will decrease the damage incase one slips. Like a rug or something

Final score:

1point

Yousef Barakeh

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#219

-Have Chekov turn off artificial gravity.
-Send Spock back in time to oversee the plates' origional stacking.
-Or just comm. Scotty and have him beam them out.

Final score:

1point

Micah Luthi

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#220

Did you try rebooting it?

Final score:

1point

Anthony Brennan Sr.

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#221

hey 2227, i'll vote for you if you vote for me. See you at the top m8.

Final score:

1point

Micah Luthi

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#222

Wait for the next earthquake, then call your insurer

Final score:

1point

Natalia Gremlin

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#223

"Use 'the Force', Mom" (Hey, if Luke can get a lightsaber buried in the snow to jump into his hands, as he is hanging upside down, you can keep good china from falling on the floor and breaking)

Final score:

1point

John Finn

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#224

Put another dollar in and press A3, and you win them all! :)

Final score:

1point

Donald Wang

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#225

Open Photoshop and load the image. Go to Free Transform>Skew and adjust the image until the back of the cupboard is lying flat. Now open the door, rearrange the bowls properly and once again skew the image back to its initial position before saving. Do not overwrite the original file in case something goes wrong!

You may also Rotate 90° CW but this might cause the bowls to fall back too fast and end up getting smashed anyway. Good luck!

Final score:

1point

Sythen Garces

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#226

Slide garbage bag under cupboard door, inflate with hairdryer, slowly open and watch them bounce but not break

Final score:

1point

Trevor Crum

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#227

Duct tape all the panels of glass except the one to the right of the dishes, with a crisscross pattern. Score a groove into the surface of the glass to the right of the dishes contact. You can do this with anything harder than glass. (look into Moh Scale for clarity). Take a hammer once you've got a nice size groove, preferably a circle, and gently tap the center of the glass. Wear safety goggles, gloves, and shoes. Keep your arms covered and move the dishes to safety through shattered glass.

Final score:

1point

Khodi Jacks

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#228

Get into a starship, head towards the sun so that the sun's gravity will slingshot you around it so fast that you will go back in time and then wait for Yesterday" (When you put your china in there) to finally return. Of course, if your calculations are wrong, you can fly into the sun and burn up, or you can end up in the year 1716, trying to convince a ten year old Ben Franklin to invent a time machine.

Final score:

1point

John Finn

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#229

sie ,müsste die scheibe gegenüber aufschneiden .. dann köbnnte es klappen , wenn überhaupt .. ohne viel Bruch !!

Final score:

1point

Gabriela Puck

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#230

Bargain with Dormammu

Final score:

1point

Douglas Kihoro

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#231

That's not a Problem at all! :)

It's an Opportunity to dispose of the extra unused plates...
Or to gather some greek friends & throw a party

Final score:

1point

Samer Hajjar

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#232

Leave them. You don't need them. Paper plates are better.

Final score:

1point

Nick Nelly

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#233

It looks like a sliding door. Slide the door to the right very few centimeters at a time until you have the edge of the first plate on the inner edge of the door's panel, then stop. At this point you should be able to stick your hand inside and push up all the plates back up from the bottom to restack them.

Final score:

1point

Jennyffer Ruíz

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#234

Get a letter from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Learn magic. Pull a Dumbledore.

Final score:

1point

Cali Shay

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#235

Place a mattress under the cupboard and very slowly open the door.

Final score:

1point

Amy Kross

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#236

Take up making mosaics as a hobby; save much time and money shopping for your first lot of supplies.

Final score:

1point

Ryan Rhys

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#237

Flood the floor with styrofoam peanuts & then just let it fall!

Final score:

1point

Frhnksm

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#238

Lay a big panda teddy in front of the cupboard and open the door. The plates will land softly on the panda and you can hug the panda for being so useful and your only real friend to help in such bad situations.

Final score:

1point

Dominik Riedel

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#239

Just don't, from here on out you eat off the bench.

Final score:

1point

Kloe Rule

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#240

If the china is irreplaceable (as is often the case):
1.Break top left window
2.Situate the dishes through said broken window
3. Spend a little bit of money on the totally replaceable window :)

-or-

Open the door, let the china/your memories come crashing to the floor, and take solace in the idea that in an alternate timeline, it is all still in tact

Final score:

1point

Brandon Greene

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#241

Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.

P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"

Final score:

1point

Penny Lane

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#242

Format C disk and make smashed potatoes

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1point

Salo Kaladze

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#243

Fuck it. Take the loss

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1point

Mattchew Marinaro

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#244

Option A
1. Tape/hold on to the cupboard door;
2. Slowly rest the cupboard on its back;
3. Control the speed of tilting the cupboard to avoid the plates and the bowls from smashing against one another;
4. Open the cupboard door and empty the cupboard;
5. Tilt the cupboard back to its original position.

Option B
1. Smash the right glass penal;
2. Clear any remaining glass;
3. Empty the cupboard;
4. Replace the glass penal.

Option C
1. Open the cupboard and sacrifice a few plates

Final score:

1point

Wen Bin Poh

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#245

Load the cupboard in to a rocket ship .... Fly to space . Open in zero gravity . Problem solved , and you get a nice family vacation out of it .

Final score:

1point

Jaka Judnič

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#246

goto to AMAZON.COM and buy new ones, forget these for now

Final score:

1point

Karthik Bellare

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#247

Enter witness protection. Move to a safe house. Start a new life and forget about the plates. Its all in the past they can't get to you now.

Final score:

1point

Lee Drogemuller

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#248

The son/daughter in law challenge: Make your daughter or son in law do it, and if it's done with out the plates breaking, they can have your son/daughter.

Final score:

1point

Adrian Scythe

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#249

Add a foreign key constraint to the plates. When they try to drop, the drop will fail.

Final score:

1point

Geoffrey Smith

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#250

Avec un diamand coupe-vitre et une vantouse ,couper et enlever la vitre a droite et celle au dessus,placer une oreillé sur la tablette en dessous et commencer a retirer les assiettes en entrant un bras par carreau de vitre enlevé

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1point

Jean Paul Goyette

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#251

Vote for the plates not to break upon opening the cabinet.

Final score:

1point

Daniel Pike

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#252

it is a sliding door. so slide the door a bit and you'll be able to put your hand in and hold them

Final score:

1point

Smart Issmart

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#253

Choose me, no regrets.
1. Shut the cabinet with duct tape (make suke the door won't move).
2. Drill two small holes at the glass on the right (be careful about vibration).
Hole height no. 1: the lowest bowl, hole height no. 2: middle bowl (slightly lower than the horizontal wood).
3. Fill in hole 1 with sand until sand height reach hole 1, then shut hole 1. Fill hole 2 until you feel secured enough.
4. Break/ cut the glass on top of the plates. Take them out carefully from above.
Voila

Final score:

1point

Nick Wong

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#254

Unhinge the cabinet on the right hand side. Once dismantled, slide the door upward. Use a friend to help guide the plates from below, back into a stack and on the shelf.

Final score:

1point

Michael Clark

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#255

Fill up a big enough pool in front of the cupboard. Cut glass below the plates. Find something that works as a "slide" for the plates, slide it right under the plates, slowly open the door and watch the plates have a nice day at the water park.

Final score:

1point

Fernanda Rangel

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#256

Right click on the plates material assignment and change it to plastic.

Final score:

1point

Bogdan Nae

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#257

Quicksilver!

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1point

Arumugam Suppiah

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#258

Join Fantastic 4 and claim supernatural powers. Then you can even create a new set of plates

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1point

Myrtw Zeneli

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#259

Remove the top of the cupboard. Send in your grab claw to fish out the plates and hope they don't break by slipping from the grab claw!! Or better, get on a ladder and throw them at husband for creating the problem!! @sanjaymaz

Final score:

1point

Sanjay Mazumder

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#260

Remove the glass right under the glass holding the plates and stuff pillows (a lot including your neighbors ) into the cupboard till they touch the plates and graduaaaaally open the cupboard... Or just call the flash😁

Final score:

1point

Ahmad Adekunle

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#261

Advertise space for a Greek wedding.

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1point

Melissa Day

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#262

use a glass cutter and remove top shelf glass, fill the cupboard with jelly until the china floats up so you can pick them out safely

Final score:

1point

Javier Milla

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#263

Perform electroshock therapy on the cabinet until the dishes become straight again

Final score:

1point

George Bojangles

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#264

what cupboard? denial is the first step..

Final score:

1point

Eleni Mareska

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#265

My 8 year old says ants can carry thousands of times their own weight. That said, get millions of ants. Drill a small hole into the class. Put ants into a cake piping/icing bag. Slowly (so as not to kill the ants) ice them through the drilled hole. Ask them gently (so as not to kill their spirits) to push the dishes to a level of their choosing. Once they are done, turn the heat up really high to cook them so you don't have to pay for their labor. Vacuum up the bodies.
Throw away vacuum.

Final score:

1point

Diane Randolph

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#266

Get two helpers to hold a sheet taut under the cupboard. The third person opens the cupboard. Plates fall into the sheet.

Final score:

1point

Merrill Cook

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#267

Log on to your computer as an administrator, go to Home (your actual home) then from your Control Panel, Click System Restore, choose a restore point when the plates were nicely stacked. Click Next, and then click Finish to confirm your restore point.

Final score:

1point

Gabriel Bloncourt

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#268

Do not try and save the plates—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there are no plates.

Final score:

1point

Zor Batron

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#269

Use tape and foam to water tight the cupboard from below. Open the glass panel at the top,and flood the cupboard with water and let everything float to safety.

Bonus: 1) add some detergent to the water to wash the plates while you are at it
2) add in bubble bath solution to make your success picture you post to us more dramatic

DL

Final score:

1point

Dilong Goh

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#270

Start an auction where people can bid on each individual plate. For each plate that breaks the winning bidder needs to pay that amount to charity.

Final score:

1point

Bram Vanoirbeek

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#271

Place a medium sized jet engine with the exhaust just under the shelf. Find the ideal thrust and open the hatch. The plates should now float around like flying saucers.

Problem solved!👍

Final score:

1point

Bengt Gimberg Fd Högman

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#272

Label the plates "millennials" and then say something mean to them. They will be triggered and need to go to a safe place. Done.

Final score:

1point

Jason Blackford

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#273

A magical wand now on sale on Amazon for 19.99.

Final score:

1point

Scott Angle

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#274

Use the SLIDING DOOR very gently to open it a few inches, reach in, restack.

Final score:

1point

Jason Beauvais

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#275

Use The Force!

Final score:

1point

Catalin Nicanov

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#276

Cover the glass with pictures of neatly stacked bowls inside your cupboard...

Final score:

1point

Giovanni Farina

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#277

Let them fall make a video upload it to youtube since this is trending you will get millions of views from the video then make by that video use that money to buy new plates . Problem= Solved.

Final score:

1point

Ankit Juyal

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#278

See if you can find Hiro Nakamura from heroes speak to him nicely he will stop time and you can simply restack the plates. Come on this is so easy to sort. Some people eh. They ask the most obvious questions

Final score:

1point

Iain Callaghan

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#279

Rub some bacon on it

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1point

Ethan Duys

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#280

Put a foam/pillow on the foot of the cupboard then open it.

Final score:

1point

SadPusseh

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#281

Decide to build a time machine, wait for future self to come back in time and hand you the time machine (be care not to touch future self, thus avoiding any paradoxes), go back to before wedding day, and change registry from "white/blue china" to "white/blue melmac".

Final score:

1point

Chris Martin

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#282

Use your mission impossible style circular glass cutter and cut the glass large enough to fit a small hand through and then simply push the bowls back on the shelf. Replace the one pane.

Final score:

1point

Erik Killmon

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#283

Wait till your jewish friend wedding day >>>invite everyone...open the cabinet>> break the glass>>> Mazel tov>>>everyone's happy ...PS invite bob the builder he might fix it ...

Final score:

1point

Falah

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#284

Lay the cupboard carefully on the ground so that the door is on top. Then just open the door. Greetings, masrlinu

Final score:

1point

Martino Philippino

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#285

Carefuly put down the back of the cupboard to the floor and then open the door, probably with any broken dish.

Final score:

1point

Marc Navarro

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#286

Put some balloons on top of your house then go to the moon. And voila!! Zero gravity!!

Final score:

1point

Kev Samaniego

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#287

You find Dom Cobb and together you get in the dream state. There you can practice saving the dishes. When the dream starts collapsing you don't wake up and stay in the limbo forever. You can fix everything there easily.

Final score:

1point

Hristo Petev

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#288

Take a glass cutter, cut out the top right pane of glass above the dishes and start pulling them out. Be sure to have some kind of suction cup on the cut glass before you start tapping to break the glass out. 👍Good luck

Final score:

1point

Tyler Collins

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#289

Easy. Find a piece if thin plywood and slowly crack open the door. Slide the plywood in to hold on to the bowls. Once plywood took over the glass door position, u are safe!

Final score:

1point

Winnie Set

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#290

Do not try and open the cupboard, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no cupboard. Then you will see it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.

Final score:

1point

Jeffrey Schreuders

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#291

Borrow some of that amber stuff from Fringe

Final score:

1point

Shazza

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#292

Send cupboard into space. No gravitation there. Open the cupboard and safely gather the plates that float around you.

Final score:

1point

Mucence Teodora

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#293

Rotate it outwards from the wall. If you can do this without disturbing the dishes, then check if you can access the cabinet from the back in any way. If not, take the front right door off of it's hinges and then carefully remove the plates, placing some sort of makeshit safety net underneath them, in case they fall.

Final score:

1point

Anthony Piotrowski

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#294

cry

Final score:

1point

Tom Welch

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#295

Sirtaki!

Final score:

1point

Ufuk Bircan Özkan

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#296

Use one of those foams that expands and hardens inject it with a straw that should go with it. Make sure to pick the one that's easy to remove

Final score:

1point

Vladimir Pejcic

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#297

Get a hammer. Smash the glass and plates at the same time, laughing and yelling "I am always the master! ALWAYS!"

Final score:

1point

Ronnie Cassinello

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#298

Why so many bowls? Looks like you can afford to lose a few! Then learn to put stuff away properly!

Final score:

1point

Vicky Page

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#299

Hire someone who works with glass to cut a circle or square just below the first bowl. Tape the hole or use a glove to avoid cutting yourself. Try pushing the bowls back on the shelf. If necessary cut out the upper left piece of glass and rescue your china.

Final score:

1point

John Grundy

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#300

Use The Force. They're plates, for crying out loud, not an X-Wing stuck in the swamps of Dagobah!

Final score:

1point

Ovaltine Jenkins

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#301

Pull cupboard out from wall and remove back panel to access dishes without risking opening the door.

Final score:

1point

Steve Goodfellow

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#302

Get a piece of cardboard. Slide it in such that the plates are secured. Open the door while holding cardboard firm so plates don't move. Reach in from above cardboard and fix the plates.

Final score:

1point

Oo

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#303

Set the house on fire, then when the hot firefighter comes forget about the plates.

Final score:

1point

Sarah Chilcote

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#304

No. do or do not there is no try - Yoda

Final score:

1point

Pat Duffy

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#305

Hold a bucket with a blanket inside under the cupboard theb slowly open it

Final score:

1point

Michelle Crosby

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#306

Cast a Swarm Skin spell, turn all your soft tissue into a swarm of ants and have them go into the cabin and rearrange the dishes.
If you're a level 9 wizard/witch or Druid (holla😉) cast Shapechange. Also a Transmutation spell you can turn yourself into a Vine. Grow into the cabinet and use your leaves to carefully place each item back into its order without disruption.

Final score:

1point

Christina LaPoint

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#307

Use a long knife to slowly feed in tea towels or clothing through a small crack to build up under and around the dishes. Once secure try to get hand inside to stabilize the dishes.

Final score:

1point

Fred Teng

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#308

LET IT GO, LET IT GO, DON'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!

Final score:

1point

Jen Pek

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#309

Put bed on the floor?

Final score:

1point

Nurinix

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#310

Open the door and quickly hold the bowls in their place. You need an assistance to help you bring the plates down one by one.

Final score:

1point

Nurinix

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#311

Take the back off

Final score:

1point

Tony Maloni

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#312

Leave it alone, tell all guests its the "Matrix" plate display

Final score:

1point

Joe Ma Ma

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#313

Use the Force!

Final score:

1point

Gianni Brisson

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#314

Unscrew the back panels and pull them out

Final score:

1point

Leah Scharfenberg

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#315

Build a giant wall in front of your cupboard and make Mexico pay for it. Your life will be great again.

Final score:

1point

Roland Benjamins

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#316

You'll have to invent some sentient robotic humanoid assassins with the capability of time travel. Make sure to build the model in the image of Arnold Schwarzenegger. After doing so, tell them the world will be destroyed if they don't go back in time and kill the person who invented the cupboard. Once they've completed the task, you'll have the same problem with an entertainment center. Repeat process until every furniture piece that contains bowls doesn't exist or until the world is in discord.

Final score:

1point

Coffee with Milk

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#317

Sometimes it's not best to tackle a problem head on. What is the side of the cupboard made of? Remove the side while applying pressure to the door, problem solved.

Final score:

1point

David Garrity

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#318

Easy, the back site of the closet is carton. Open the back site and you can fix it.

Final score:

1point

Germàn Fernández

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#319

Learn Kung Fu !

Final score:

1point

Azarya Gardyanta

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#320

Strip sheets off bed, pull mattress off and place under door, open door, watch plates bounce off mattress and crash onto floor, curse a lot

Final score:

1point

Matt Dinerstein

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#321

Git revert

Final score:

1point

Golan Shay

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#322

Recruit Quicksilver from X-Men.

Final score:

1point

William Hsu

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#323

#ThanksObama

Final score:

1point

Scott Howard

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#324

Hire a ninja. They're good at this sort of thing.

Final score:

1point

Michael Lotze

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#325

having telekinesis is the only sure way to save your bowls

Final score:

1point

Lily Harrison

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#326

First remove the big bowls to the upper right. At least you can get your hands on them.
As for the ones against the window? Get a towel and hold it under the bowls. Get one or more people to slide the shelves backwards and catch the falling bowls in the towel.
Might need 2 people holding 2 towels actually.
And wear a helmet just in case.

Final score:

1point

Eamonn McLoughlin

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#327

Reverse gravity.... boom problem solved!

Final score:

1point

Catherine Morgner

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#328

Step 1: Open cupboard door and sadly watch dishes crash onto kitchen floor. Step2: Masturbate in the sink.
Step 3: Smoke a cigarette.
Step 4: Watch Downtown Abbey.

Final score:

1point

Jonny Eucalyptus

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#329

Take out the glass from the door next to it, reach in and gently remove plates, open door, take out rest of the plates, replace glass from first door.

Final score:

1point

Keith Mayes

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#330

Gently move the cupboard away from the wall, unscrew the back panel then place a cardboard box padded with blankets on the shelf underneath. Use the box to push the door open from the inside so that the dishes fall into it.

Final score:

1point

zach cullen

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#331

This is zen and feng shui forces speaking to you. You have too many things. Discard the broken dishes and use this as ground zero. Go through every closet, shelf, and cupboard and cut your possessions by half. Take them to the nearest second hand store to make their day. Then do not bring anything new into your house without removing something old (this works well for boyfriends too).

Final score:

1point

Bonnie MacEvoy

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#332

Take the back panel off and your good

Final score:

1point

Mikhayla Rader

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#333

Remove the top of the cupboard, then reach in and remove plates verrrrrrrry carefully.

Final score:

1point

Sam Stapleton

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#334

Ctl+Z

Final score:

1point

YashRaj

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#335

My husband says to open the door enough to get your hand in then push the bills back onto shelf. He's a very logical and serious man I'm afraid.

Final score:

1point

Melody Fidecaro

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#336

Ask Donald Trump. I'm sure he has a secret plan. If he suggests building a wall over it, you may want to ask if the dishes will be deported before the wall goes up.

Final score:

1point

Marty Hinrichs

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Marty Hinrichs (Submission author) 8 years ago

Tell the dishes they are part of a Mannequin challenge and not to move. Open the door and take them out. Easy peasy.

0points

#337

Tell the dishes they are part of a Mannequin challenge and not to move. Open the door and take them out.

Final score:

1point

Marty Hinrichs

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#338

Butterfly net! Slide it in sideways and turn it to catch the bowls.

Final score:

1point

Mike Runge

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#339

What I would do: Buy a can of spray foam insulation, connect a rubber tube to the can that would fit in between the edge of the door and the frame, spray the foam around the dishes, let it set up and then open the door, cross your fingers and close your eyes.....

Final score:

1point

Robert Houghton

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#340

Call David Blaine!!!!

Final score:

1point

Lisa Meixner

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#341

Anime method: Declare the cupboard your enemy, make sure everyone knows. Push glasses up nose intensely, spin around dramatically and point at the cupboard because it is your enemy. Spend the next 5 to 6 hours alternatively powering up and yelling. After this point, your house and everything within 500 meters will have turned into a crater, except the cupboard, because it is your enemy. Comense epic battle with cupboard, defeat it after becoming enraged after it breaks a single dish.Buy new home

Final score:

1point

Edward Barchard

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#342

The back panel or top of cabinet may have screws. If on top, easy...Climb on ladder and unscrew. If on back panel, gently rotate till you can access screws and unscrew panel.

Final score:

1point

Matthew Reynolds

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#343

Get sturdy cardboard, slide up through door between plates and cupboard glass. Hold cardboard firmly. Open door slowly. It might help to have someone to grab plates, so you can open the door and hold the cardboard. Good luck.

Final score:

1point

Angela Clayton

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#344

Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!

Final score:

0points

CiscoZulfikar

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#345

Don't dish up!

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Simo

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#346

Call Doctor Strange.

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Lily Weerawon

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#347

Put heeps of pillows on the floor or let someone hold a thick blanket under it while you open. Better if two of you hold the blanket while one person opens the door

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Sophia Castaneda

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#348

You need to slowly tilt the cabinet backwards so that the plates will be against the back of the shelf. Then you can open the door.

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0points

Mimmu Pekkanen

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#349

Slowly turn the cupboard, so that it lays on the back, and nothing falls in the process but instead everything just slides into some caotic pile. Then open it.

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0points

Caroline

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#350

Let them break and sell it as an expert's puzzle

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Thomas Lamprou

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#351

Move the shelf slowly and pull it down on its back slowly, take someone's help. When the shelf is laid on the floor with the doors facing the ceiling, you can save most of your cupboards.

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Wingy Flame

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#352

Gently take the cupboard and put its back on the floor. If you are careful enough, nothing should break. Open the cupboard, remove everything, put the cupboard back in place and replace the stuff into it.

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0points

Cécile Chambolle

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#353

Dont think about it...!

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Yusry Ghazali

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#354

Yaman Yamaner 2 hours ago

"Maybe u can slide a piece of thin (but strong) layer of cardboard between the door and plates. That layer would help to keep the plates from falling (and breaking) when another person reaches in (from the sides) and collects them. Dunno. Just an idea, most probably not the best & working one tho. Good luck!" This was the best answer.

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Eliana Ferreira

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#355

Find a thin, long and wide cloth and put it under the stacks by holding it from both sides of the sliding door. Pull it upwards slowly just to move the stacks into its original position. Once it is done, open the sliding door quickly and ready to catch the bowls with a huge and thick folded comforter. Good luck and all the best!

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Nurezzah Liyana

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#356

Buy some balloons, stick them in the gap and inflate.

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Dave Dosanjh

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#357

Trump solution: Have an interview with 60 minutes and say 'it is so big, it it is so enormous I realised that this is a whole different life for me now'

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Blanc D

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#358

I think the opening of the door needs more information, is it hinged or sliding, it looks like a sliding door, therefore quite easily resolved done delicately.

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Darren Sturgess

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#359

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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Jasmine Greenshields

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#360

Glue the cupboard door shut and leave them there as a relic bc that's just friggin cool! Then buy new dishes.

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0points

Stephanie Molnar

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#361

The shroedinger solution. Paint the glass black and claim that the plates inside are broken and not broken at the same time.

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Roman Materac

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#362

Cut a piece of window under the plates with a special tool for cutting windows or mirrors, which is not very expensive.
Then gently place your hand or a tray inside as close as possible to the plates, right before you open the door, to catch at least some of them.

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0points

Silvia

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#363

Can you remove the back of the cupboard?

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Nicky Roobaert

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#364

Add suction cups to the lower cupboard pane glass. (to hold it for the next step)
Using a glass cutter, cut out the lower pane glass, be careful not to shake the cupboard to much
Use some sandpaper and gently smooth the cut glass so you will not cut yourself, although you should have enough room to access the lower half.
Stuff the lower part with soft material like a small bed sheet or something up to the point, but not at where the lower plate/bowl is levitating.
Open the cupboard door.

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Dave Robertson

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#365

Freeze it, may be the technology in the future helps you to teletransport the plates in a safety way

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Héctor Garaycochea

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#366

Break the glass of other side of window...and slowly hold the plates

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Sana Nushair

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#367

Take the Red Pill. Learn how to mentally manipulate the Matrix. Make the dishes flow back up into a stack.

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Michael King

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#368

Is that possible to slowing pull the cupboard down backward?

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Alan Fung

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#369

one person holds a cushion below the door, ready to catch plates. hardly open the door and have a small handed person (donald trump ?) squeeze his hands in there and attempt to prop the plates up or at least control the landslide of plates on to the cushion below.

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Sherri Kalick

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#370

Open the upper part of the cupboard and since it's the last shelf fix them and tadaaaaaa!

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Christelle Awwad

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#371

Get a large blanket or sheet, hold it open just below the door. You might want to add some pillows for extra cushioning.

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David De Ryckere

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#372

Open door just a tiny bit. Shove an empty garbage bag in there and spread it as much as you can on the bottom with a rod or a coathanger. Make sure the bag sticks out the door a little bit. Fill the bag with expanding foam untill the bag inflates all the way up to the plates. Open door, remove plates savely, remove garbage bag with foam

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Antoine Wolbes

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#373

Use a glass cutter. Replacing panes are less expensive then the china

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Barbara Bostwick

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#374

Break the glass square above the spilled bowls and pull them out from the now broken opening.

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Anna Grief

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#375

You're going to need a ladder, blow torch, duct tape, wood glue, a cardboard box, 3 ink pens (blue, black, red), a yo-yo, some bubblegum, a clown wig, and somebody to hold my beer.

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Daniel roberts

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#376

Get a really large bucket or tub and enough gelatin to fill it.

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David De Ryckere

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#377

You gonna need 2 persons.first Cut the glass of the Cupboard into a big circle shape and insert pillows or something soft and hold the pillow from the bottom.and Open the door slowly and hand the over pillow to the second person and problem solved.

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Ye Yint Ba Mhan

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#378

Use a diamond tipped drill and drill a small hole in a glass panel. Buy some expanding foam in a can and put nozzle through the hole you drilled and press the button. The foam will expand and hold all your plates together. Wait for foam to cure then open cupboard

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Bird

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#379

Just place the pillows under the cupboard. And if plates will fall they will not break.

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Agnė Agnytė

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#380

Take a vacation to China and buy new stuff to replace!

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Sanjana Dasgupta

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#381

If the door is hinged, remove hinges while someone pushes on door, never losing contact, turn the door slowly 180 degrees and have someone pulling the BOWLS (not plates) out. Minor scratches on glass but nothing broken.

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Jenny Mairet

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#382

Try opening the cupboard outside the atmosfere. The lack of gravity and air pressure may keep the plates intact

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Caio Putz!

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#383

Take the entire cupboard, and tilt it backwards. If they don't fall into place, just give it a few gentle shakes.

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Amber Dayton

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#384

Did you try pressing control G?

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Logan Arndt

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#385

Shout 3 times: Beetlejuice

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Simon Zoltán

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#386

Build a time machine , go back in time.
And tell your self that I have come from future.
Tell her to Don't panic, keep the dishes somewhere else. Simple.

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kirtikumar sonawane

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#387

Lay the shelf....?

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Adri Scariot

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#388

Wrap the whole cupboard with strong black carton. Then push it off the wall. After this attach it again on the wall. Never unwrap it. You will have a Schrodinger's cupboard where all the plates will be be broken and whole at the same time.

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Stamo Stamoff

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#389

Put a couple of mattresses at the base and open the cupboard. 😜

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Aravind Kalinathabotla

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#390

Make a big hole with a glass cutter at the left upper glass,fix the dishes and open the door...only one glass to restore and no damage ;)

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Alexandros Evangelidis

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#391

Place the pillows or thick blankets down to the cupboard .. And open it ...few you can catch .and other falls on blankets.

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Yogeshwari R

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#392

Make a whole from the backside (if necessary lay the cupboard on the ground) and remove the plates carefully :)

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Daniela Jakab

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#393

Foam below the opening of the cupboard just in case some fall. Slowly open the cupboard, plates will shift, have someone put their hands in and hold the plates or push them back up.

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Katrina Gutierrez

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#394

Make sure u put a nice big water bed beneath it and get some help from another person who can open the cupboard slowly and u can one by one put them down on the bed

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Biprojit Chakraborty

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#395

call Chuck Norris

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Bassam Khattar

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#396

Put a big sqishy blanket or quilt with pillows below on the floor and on the counter and hope for the best.

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Sabrina Henneman

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#397

Make a very good insurance on the plates first and then enjoy opening... ;)

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Daniela Jakab

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#398

lay the self on the floor, then open the thing= everyone is happy

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Billy Lambriniadis

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#399

Let it go.

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Mela Reuter

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#400

Take the blue pilule

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Andrij Rac

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#401

If she can break the glass top .. and take them one by one ..

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Nehad Abo Elelaa

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#402

Slide in a thin piece of acrylic under the door so the plates rest on the panel instead. Then, open the door and rearrange the dishes.
Or, open the other side of the cupboard.

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Phil Schebergaren

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#403

Just leave it like that, it makes an interesting talking point

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Mike Agnew

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#404

Find some bowls that's are just like these, stack them how you wish, highlight them, and then use Format Painter on the ones in the shelf.

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Jeff Brown

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#405

Reinstall windows nad then try again!

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Andreas Einzmann

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#406

Have Donald Trump come by. Open cupboard a tiny tiny bit. Have Donald slide his tiny hands in. Voila, you have a jerk in your kitchen.

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Matt Lawrence

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#407

Break open the right or top panel, remove the bowls and replace panel.

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Raj N Sheila

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#408

Go yolo and open it, hope for the best

Or

Ask your husband to held tilt it back or lay it down empty it and restack it when its upright

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Alexander Gerling

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#409

Slot a piece of sturdy plywood or ruler through the bottom or side of cupboars door to hold back the 2nd plate, make sure you have a large laundry basket to catch the falling first one. Best of luck to you.

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Oscar Ng

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#410

Just keep on staring at them because it might be the last time you will going to see them hehe atleast no matter what happens on your next steps they will remain intact in your mind 😂😂😂

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Dhee Peñaflor

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#411

Iddkfa or iddqd

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Márton Vizi

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#412

Use a glass cutter, make a small hole, insert stick and carefully stack dished. Call Speedy Glass to repair hole in glass.

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Terry Dillon

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#413

Fly with house to the moon!

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IBrahim Younis

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#414

Lay a mattress on the floor

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Praisie Huang

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#415

Cut a round hole in the glass and extract the dishes one by one.

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Razvan Coloja

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#416

The force you must use!

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Hannes Rothschild

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#417

Use The Secret. Believe that it will not break.

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Joanna Anderson LE

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#418

Lock the door first, it will keep the door frame stay in place when you smash the glass..
Smash the glass at the top, left and right..
Put the porcelain which 'hang on the glass' first meanwhile dont forget to keep the porcelain at the right at it's place.
I think it will be a domino effect if you only focus on one side and forget the other side.

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Putri Utami

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#419

1. Open door quickly.
2. Jump back.
3. Clean up mess.
4. Go shopping.

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Chuck Fenton

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#420

Put cushion or pillow below and have another person with you to catch some of the bowls as you open it!:)

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Charlene Lim

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#421

Get a stick, then swish and flick and say "Windgardium Leviosa" make sure you say LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!

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Darl Anthony Veloso

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#422

Take the red pill and you'll be able to catch them all before they hit the floor

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Bill Kingston

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#423

Do ctrl+z

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Abhishek Verma

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#424

Create proper hashtag #prayfortheplace, wait.

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Pavel Nekoranec

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#425

Be thankful you have glass cabinets. If not, you would open the door, unaware that you are about to be attacked by your own beautiful bowls. Consider yourself prepared for the impending disaster and open the door with confidence.

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Tabetha Quina

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#426

Unhinge the door and slowly slide it to the right, keeping pressure against the bowls, and when the crack is just big enough, reach in with left hand just beneath the bowls, slowly continue to slide the door until you have control of the dishes.

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John Heers

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#427

Don't fix this. Take out your camera and do a mannequin challenge.

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Iqbal Nasron

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#428

Lower the cupboard onto the floor

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Chee Hoew Cheng

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#429

Wait for an earthquake and pray it will be the one that will put the plates back again. If not, repeat.

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Ιωάννα Κων

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#430

Open the cupboard with atleast 10people with you. Assign them to catch 1pc each! There will be a big chance to save your plates!!! 👍🏻

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Jason Aquino

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#431

Lean the cupboard backwards and open it

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Edd Rogers

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#432

Burn the Cupboard Down! Then you don't have to worry about dishes no more!

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Daniel Rita

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#433

If u have 2 sliding doors or just 2 doors, open the other side and put your hands in the dishes and push it up back to self and reorganize your dishes. I think u put too much dishes stacking up!

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Lisa Uskov

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#434

Break or cut the pane of glass on the upper right, above the bowls on their sides. (Break only of these are separate panes of glass). Remove dishes above those bowls, any that are putting weight on them. Remove bowls on right on edge. You will probably lose 2-4 of the ones between the shelf and the same on the left no matter what. If you can keep them in place, the idea someone else suggested for a bowl or basket that is padded with towels and opening the door might save a couple more.

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Kate Pollin

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#435

Cut a hole or square at the back wall, remove the plates carefully through this hole/square then reattach and seal the wall.🙈 Easy-peasy! 😜

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Alodia Abad

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#436

Get your partner to open it, if they break ..... It's his fault!

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Eamon Walsh

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#437

Put some pillows on the platform than open it slowly and carefully

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Nisha Davera

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#438

Put some foamy substance on the floor that wouldn't let the plates break.

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Vishali Shyam

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#439

Open a new command line, access the programme "Cupboard" and apply the patch "Stacked v2.6", reboot the furniture and check to see if items are now restacked. If not, check which version of furniture you are running as the patch has only been tested on the following:

Ikea_onlasts1yr.v2.3
FurnitureWearhouseiscrap.v1
OldLastCenturyShit.v1950.s

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Benjamin Shirley

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#440

Make a slide with sheets and catch them with pillows

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Soraya Fav

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#441

Get a blowup mattress and put it next to the cupboard. Put soft blankets on ledge if necessary. Have people standing ready to catch the bowls when they bounce. This should save most of them.

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Maria Hutchins

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#442

If you can move/disengage the cupboard: move/disengage the cupboard and remove the back so you can save the plates without falling.

Not funny but hopefully helpfull.

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Saluwa Alaaeldin

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#443

I would break the window to the right and get the bowls out that way, the glass would be cheap and easy enough to repair, good luck.

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Maggie Gallimore

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#444

Jist put a tissue or a big pillow uder it as soon as u open the door, so that the cups can fall on it , u ll lose from one to 6 of them but u ll save the rest, make sure u wear thick gloves a face mask and something on ur head.

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Soumeya Mayara

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#445

You're going to need more than two persons to help you hold some of the plates, no gloves but bare hands. Carefully and slowly break the glass, use ladders and with the help for your people, some will have to hold plates and some will have to remove them. Your problem is solved. Glass is cheaper to replace.

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Danny Vargas

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#446

Place a giant container filled with water (baby tub made from plastic would do) right under the cabinet. Tilt the cabinet backwards a little - only as much so you could open the door. If any of the plates fly out they might sink right away in the water container and not break themselves on one another. Good luck :)

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Sonia Danisova

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#447

Break the glass at the side panel and push the bowls back .

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Chan Mun

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#448

Open camera on phone. Press record. Open door. Cry.

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Chad Glines

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#449

Break the glass and use the sealing foam so the plates will stick together:)

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Daniel Budín

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#450

Just open it from the back and stick your hand through it and lift the platest. Can't go wrong

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Ashad Toerab

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#451

Stack a few mattresses on the floor in front of the cabinet door, throw a bunch of big fluffy bath towels on the mattresses to minimize bounce. Then, while standing on the mattresses open the door slowly to capture the falling dishes. Whichever dishes you miss will land on the mattresses and fluffy towels. Some dishes may be saved as long as they don't land on top of each other. It would be helpful if you had a second person removing the saved dishes from the mattresses as they land.

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Susy Garner

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#452

Realize you lost "Jenga" and buy new plates.

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Jennifer Power

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#453

Just move. The dishes aren't even that nice, and neither is the cabinet

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Melissa Moskowitz

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#454

Take the plates out of the cupboard next to it saw a hole
and remove the plates.

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deborah ryan

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#455

Just stop time. Then casually open the cupboard door, re-stack dishes and close the door. Start time.
Then have a word with yourself for the state of your dishes!

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Roo Adhi

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#456

Lay the cupboard flat on the floor then open it

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Jim Johnson

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#457

Call Barry Allen for a little help.

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Luiz Noviski

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#458

Open the door.

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Nina Lukkonen

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#459

open the door, it's time for new plates anyway!

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Mary

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#460

Pray.

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Wahyu Mahardika

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#461

Cut the glass above. Remove the dishes without opening the door and then replace the cutted glass with a new one. Cut, don't break it.

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João Silva

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#462

Drag the cupboard from its place, gently tilt it on its back, then open the door.

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Adina Lucskai

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#463

If you manage to put a liquid hydrogen fuel rocket on each corner of the house and launch the house into outer space the diches will be in 0 gravity and you can open the closet and no harm will be done, voila

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Shady Hajj

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#464

There is no glass on the upper part of the door.So can take from upside using ladder or stool

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valmiki ssr

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#465

There is no spoon.
#WhatIsTheMatrix

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Israel Melendez Jr

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#466

Did you try calling tech support?

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Laura Booth

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#467

1. Visit ikea with the intention of buying nothing at all.
2. Come back home.
3. Realize how fortunate you have so much free space to put what you just bought at IKEA, now that the bowls are broken...

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David Collin

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#468

Place a mattress below as you open the door.

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Ankita Manuja

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#469

Take as many cushions you have than keep them on floor and than slide the door!!🙄 all your plates will be saved😆😆 Saved the Earth!😥

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Aviral Agarwal

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#470

Put a piece of masking tape on the glass. Drill a pencil sized hole in it. Slide a pencil sized stick into the hole and push the bowls backs, Open the door about 4 inches and slide your hand behind it.

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Paul Schwartzmeyer

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#471

Put some coconut oil on it.

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Mia Bean

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#472

buy a big empty balloon. try to push it into the shelf just below the plates . keep the open side of the balloon outside the shelf. Now blow the balloon till it fits such that if you even open the shelf the plates fall on the balloon . all the best!!! hope this idea helps you

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Faiz Ahamed

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#473

It is cheaper to brake one glass above and get access and pay for replacement of the window

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Kyoko Toschi

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#474

Buy paper plates.

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Brandy Bushway Evitts

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#475

First place a cushion on floor or countertop in front of the door. Spread a large towel over the cushion. Stand with your forehead against the center of the door. Grab the side of the door with one hand. Continue to place pressure against door with your forehead. Gradually open and slide your other hand into the opening from the bottom of the cabinet. You should be able to gently push the dishes far enough back onto the shelf to gain control of the JINGA inside.

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Michalene Wohrer

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#476

Older closets have the top panel added last in construction. It can be removed without destroying or moving other parts.
Probably need help of 2 people supporting the side and back panels... just in case.

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Karl Leenknegt

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#477

Get a glass cutter and cut the pane below the one the cups are against then reach in and push them back on the shelf. Replace the cut pane.

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Artie Helmey

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#478

Invent a tractor beam that will pull the moon close enough to the cupboard to make the dishes float. Pull the dishes out. Quickly invent a retractor beam to put the moon back in its place.

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Michael Williams

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#479

Go outside and kill some random creatures to level up until you have enough skillpoint to learn telekinesis.

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Andrew Yong

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#480

Break the right glass window take it from there, than replace the window glass.

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Yashar Faraj

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#481

Just kill yourself.

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jack Winterburn

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#482

Assemble the Avengers !

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Rob Wijnja

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#483

Why don't you just fly the whole thing to space?
No gravity, no problem!

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Babak Azmoudeh

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#484

Open the door, let the plates fall and break, buy a new set, re-stock. Simple as that....

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Ryan Pollock

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#485

Since it's the top shelf, remove the top of the cupboard, there should be only a few screws holding it, and you can put it back later.

Tilting the cupboard may make more plates fall, letting them fall on a cushion only saves the first for sure (the second one will fall on the first etc).

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Péter Lehoczki

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#486

It happend for me but less stuff with, find someone fast in reaction then you open the door then , that guy gonna take them too fast like in secends , really and also put sth on the floor also to make sure is not gonna make u injury , loco

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Norma Jooza

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#487

Break the glass on the plates.

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Karolina Wójcik

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#488

There's is no spoon hence there are no plates!

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Ned Dervenkov

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#489

Use the Force. Restore the order. Open closet. Only then will the circuit be complete

Gonçalo Antunes de Oliveira

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#490

Film yourself opening the cupboard, let them fall down on you, add a cute kitten or a puppy in the background.
Go viral, buy a new set.
You're welcome.

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Philippe Yacoub

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#491

One word, awesome mannequin challenge. Just stay still the rest of your life.

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Sweetnsour

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#492

Wait for a earthquake that put the plates right

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Bruno Dantas

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#493

Collect all your sofa's cushion, place them in a group right on bottom of your cupboard door. Open your cupboard door in a fast motion and all plates will landing safely on your cushions.

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Zuhair Sabtu

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#494

Go to the museum and let the spider bites you, then you'll feel some fever...it's ok...practise for few days how to control your webs then buld on over the floor, to catsh the plates when They fall....you're welcome!

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Malik Khmaiyes

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#495

Put a big bowl of water under the shelf then open it. The plates will fall into the bowl of water and will not break😊

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Adam Al-haj

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#496

Insert a small balloon under the bowls. With a small tube attached blow the bowls back up into place.

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Scott Mallon

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#497

Tape all panes in case they are all part of 1 large piece of glass. Using a suction cup and glass cutter, carefully cut a hole in the pane above and to the right of the situation. Remove the cut glass and wearing a long sleeve shirt, thin, reach through and move the dishes back into the cupboard and safety. Open the door once safe, remove glass and replace it, then stack dishes in shorter stacks closer to the back of the cupboard. Good luck! You can do it!

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Brent Hartsfield

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#498

Put some cushion all
Around it...like the inflatable bouncey castles at kids parties

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Blaha Blahas

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#499

go to supermarket-->locate beyond section -->get a universal remote control-->come back-->Press pause-->open the cabinet and get the plates-->press play--> u can keep the URC

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Gurpreet Bal

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#500

3 Person job, have someone ready with a large pillow to catch the plates, someone slowing open cabinet, third person start grabbing plates as you open

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Charlotte Cook

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#501

Always wear safety glasses, I would recommend sliding a large square garbage can in front of the cabinet, then with some one filming this, opening the cabinet, posting the video on YouTube and waiting for the royalty check to buy more dishes... repeat as desired

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Greg Foster

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#502

Drill a small hole in the wood and fill full of polystyrene balls then as the door opens things should just slide slowly down until you can get a hand in.

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Katie Fletcher

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#503

Lean the cabinet horizontally and open it

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Daniel Bonadiman

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#504

Open the door on left side of dishes and very carefully reach for all the dishes at once

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Peggy Raymond

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#505

Be CERTAIN plates won't break when you open door (polls said so). Open door. If plates break, rant! protest! demonstrate! break more things! yell NOT MY PLATES!

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Horace Tjakra

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#506

Turn the kitchen light off and pretend you didn't see it, then blame it on the Grandchildren when somebody else says something.

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Jeff Howards

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#507

No way of not falling. Try to cushion the fall!

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Atiqah Sidek

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#508

Put some Greek music and broke the plates!

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Alekos Frag

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#509

Move the shelf on its back, so the plates fall back on the shelf and then open the door away from the ground.

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Eben Halcyin

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#510

Somebody already said lean it back,soooo,your gonna have to walk outside push the wait button,move the slider to the 24 hr option,if F4 then you must use chair/bed,and go back to a freshly spawned cabinet with plates arranged normally,unless the dev team just did this to mess with you

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Will Blizard

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#511

This is looks like an imposible mission, time to contact agent hunt ( ethan hunt )from the imf, he probably taking vacation in a malaysian prison under the name of sergey. Good luck

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Hardian Reza

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#512

We must embrace the futility of our existence. Read some Nietzsche, open the door, watch them break. Keep on waiting for your death.

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Oana Drăguşin

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#513

Either way you're gonna have to open it. So slowly open it and try balance the plate as you push open. I really don't know how you have them the way they are lol

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Kanokwan Thaveetham

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#514

Put cushions underneath the cupboard and open the cupboard. Get multiple hands ready to catch them to prevent breaking!

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Celest Ter Ying Ying

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#515

Just be yourself and follow your heart...

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Milap Doshi

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#516

slightly slide the door to create a small opening. insert hand and try to support the hanging plates. then slowly slide the door to open it.

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christopher castillo

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#517

Active the slowmo mode

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Rizma Eko Julianto

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#518

Hodor!

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Viktor Szontagh

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#519

Go to wallmart and buy as many mattresses as you can. The go home and place them all over the house. The you can open that door.

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Alejandro Bastidas

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#520

Open the cupboard and claim for accidental damage on your house insurance policy. If your policy does not cover you for accidental damage, take out a new for old policy with accidental insurance cover, wait a month, open the door and claim. If you have anything lying around that is already broken, add that to the cost of the claim to recover any excess lost.

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Roy Nelson

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#521

If It's not stuck to the wall. Put down the cabinet with its back against the floor gently. you can then open it.

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Maria Schrewelius

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#522

Cover your hand with some thick cloth and smash through the glass with just enough force so that your fist rests inside the dish and keeps it from falling

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Shrish Mokadam

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#523

Ask Rick Sanchez for help, you may get cronembergh but the plates will be ok.

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Juan Idiazabal

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#524

open from hinges side only !- and push oneder side to the time when pullback da dishes !

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アントンシメオノフ

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#525

Put some pillows down and try to catch as many as you can ,if you won't catch them you at least will test your focus and agility

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Lacakrbit

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#526

Photoshop it :)

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Winnie Omukoro

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#527

Use your telekinetic powers.

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Gigi Manalo

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#528

Dim the lights. Ask a "friend" to go grab some plates in the cupboard. Blame friend for the mess. Sue.

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Samuel Roy-Bois

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#529

Go to construction mode, delete the cupboard and buy a new one. Don't forget "rosebud" if you're out of money.

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Vitor Marx

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#530

Open the door and let yhe plates break.

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Hoodh Shiyaam

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#531

If it's not broken don't fix it.

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Calugaru Alexandru

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#532

Ctrl+Alt+Del like hell

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Louison de Guzman

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#533

Go threw back can re nail easily

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Celestina Roybal

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#534

Easy. Break glass on top then arrange them or put them out.

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Anton Pramuditha Atmodjo

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#535

Use a glass cutter to cut a hole in glass, reach in, restack bowls, open door. Your welcome.

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Marina Hardy

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#536

Open the cupboard a little just enough to insert your hands below to catch the bowls.

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Bill Gerard

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#537

Put a mattress on the floor . And let the bowls falls to it.

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Andy Teo

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#538

Make a small hole in the upper glass, put the hose inside, and fill the cupboard with water until they float. Add some soap if you want to get them clean.

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Rajy Salim

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#539

Call Batman, tell him if the plates brake, the Joker has promised to kill a housewife for each plate.

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Juan Idiazabal

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#540

Is it possible to dribble a latex glue from above, to hold the bowls together for a short time, but still wash away the glue

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Timothy Dennison

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#541

Cut the glass at the bottom por the side, so you can Pick them. Put some safety bubble thing some other fall

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Itzel Vega

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#542

Burn the closet

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Ksenija Mikor

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#543

Ask help from the Flash

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Jl Cogito

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#544

Ask two of your family members to hold a quilt blanket / large piece of cloth tightly over and slightly below that shelf then open the cabinet. Gently lower blanket till it reaches the floor..

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Zhi Ting Chia

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#545

Get a Portal gun. When you open the door shoot a portal to the floor and another at the wall. Catch the plates as they pass through the portal.

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Juan Idiazabal

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#546

Get a couple of friends with a blanket to stand underneath to catch any that fall as you slowly open cupboard door

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Alison Chesterton

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#547

If the first suggestion didn't work,just fast travel across the map a few times,this will almost always reset the containers

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Will Blizard

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#548

The Schrodinger's plate solution. Open the door but don't watch yourself do it. Never look at the plates again and they will forever remain in a state of being smashed but also not smashed

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Vincent Chapman

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#549

Fill the entire house with ping pong balls, then open the door!

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James Creedon

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#550

Go to the nearest hardware and ask for the tool you can use to break the right side by drawing a circle on it,.then go catch the plates

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Kristine Canoza

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#551

Slide the cabinet, tilt it backwards on the wall, the dishes will not fall when the door is opened

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China Mix

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#552

When in trouble, When in doubt, Run in circles yell and shout. Then cut the chinking out of the glass next to it.
Fix plates, re-chink the glass back in. TO DA

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Eric Fuller

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#553

Very simple, slide open the door just enough for one hand to reach in and put a stick to block majority of the plates from falling except for the first one that you can't slide in front of.

Cannot save everyone from a bail out, at least can safe the rest of us

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Simon Tay

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#554

Get hit by lightening as a particle accelerator blows up, learn about powers to run fast, run to a different timeline/multiverse and live life knowing that the bowls are no longer in danger. Alternatively, open the cupboard and catch them all with your new found powers.

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Abby Pidgen

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#555

Drill a hole from the one cupboard to the other and fetch plates. Then slot the circular piece you drilled out back in place

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Aidan Kirkwood

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#556

Catch everything with a huge towel or table cloth, needs 3 persons, 2 to hold and 3rd person to catch them as they fall

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Amanda Teo

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#557

Think positive: your dishes will be worth a whole lot more in japan after you open the cupboard

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Oh Marie

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#558

Have you tried restarting your cupboard?

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Andrew Hui

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#559

Break the top windows and grab from above

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Tiffany Schoning

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#560

Get a glass cutter and cut out window on right side. Replace glass. Easy n cheap.

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Sheryl Mobleybrown

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#561

Go back in time, watch parents get killed, grow up full of angst, swear to avenge your parents death, become millionaire vigilante, open the cupboard and let Alfred deal with the mess.

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Abby Pidgen

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#562

42!

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Vivek D

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#563

To remove with the glass-cutter door glasses below and sideways from a heap of plates. Through the bottom opening to fill and to block space with a pillow or a small blanket. Carefully to get plates from the top opening))

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Anna Klim

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#564

Take a vacation in Boracay, then bring lots of sand and fill in there! Mabuhay.

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Tristan Duran

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#565

Get a glass cutter and some tape. Diagonally tape the glass pain beside the falling plates. Cut the ang remove the glass. Put hands through and restack the plates. A pain if glass that size wiuld be very cheap to replace. Problem solved.

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Les Sloane

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#566

Smash the glassnon the top left and slowly rescue your plates.

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Pamie Clavejo

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#567

Cut the glass next to it; fill the gap inside the cabinet with fluffy blanket; tilt backwards the cabinet; open the door;take out the DAMN plates and then go buy another glass to fix the cabinet; AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PUT THEM BACK THE SAME WAY!!!

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Speranta Regasire

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#568

Rent a huge excavator ond tilt the house 90 degrees, problem solved.

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Tommy Sandberg

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#569

Melt the thin glass in the right sife of the cupboard using heatgun to make a hole then carefully arranges the plates, dont smash the glass! The plates will collapse!!

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Gerrymie Soriano

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#570

The glass panes can be removed without breaking them or slide the cuboard out gently and remove the back of the cuboard and bobs your uncle

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Jimmy Pham

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#571

I guess it all depends on how the cupboard opens. That would change the theory on how to resolve the issue.

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Curtis Nagy

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#572

If possible, lean the cupboard on its back and you can probably open it without letting it fall.

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Maureen Kim

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#573

Go to an insurance company, buy the coverage for any broken dishes in your house. Now you are safe to open the door 👍🏾

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Sveta Shtrom

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#574

Just face reality and let them all break then buy some
new ones..

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Rohan Joshua

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#575

Ask Hank Pym to make you a suit.

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Alvin Goh

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#576

Join friends, put some music, smoke some weed, open the door and Laugh A LOT seing all that!

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Henrique Barros

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#577

Get a long flat stick, slim jim or ruler, crack the door on the right side and slide the stick through to push the dishes on the right back into place. then open the right side so you can use your hands to move the stuff on the left back.

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David Long

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#578

You have to open the door and then be faster then the gravity and hold the last plate. It could break one or two but not all of them :D

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Henrique Barros

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#579

Hold a Greek wedding at your house- sorted

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Red Walker

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#580

There's some opening space so a strong and dexterous arm that understand Asian/Chinese/Japanese bowls like a cook, supermarket stacker, housewife might be able to push up or remove and salvage the first four bowls after slipping thru door openning.

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Suze Shon Ng

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#581

Slide the cupboard slowly (mind.. v..e..r..y slowly😉) almost in a glacier like stealthy speed.... Don't let the plates realise yours cunning ways.... And slowly slowly... Oh damn!! Ok fine.... Just smash lower glass pane and catch it from below.... Happy??!!😒

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Gargi Ghosh

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#582

Fill the cupboard with extensive foam by a hole. So it will secure the plates.

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Camille Dumas

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#583

Take a picture and photoshop the dishes neatly stacked, and for some reason, add the leaning tower of Pisa in the background.

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Kirsten Ragen

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#584

Scream and then call for your husband!

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Rachel Harrison

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#585

Take the cupboard down slowly with few peoples help and then open the shelf

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Rishabh

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#586

Accurately unhinge the door, remaining pressure from left then thrust through narrow (choose what works for you):
1. Inflatable mattress pump it and put door off,
2. Inflatable pool (then you need extra hose to fill it by water) pump it and put door off
3. Soft pads
NB! Don't forget to put outside something soft also
Good Luck! :)

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Alexey Nesterovich

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#587

Cut the glass from top with a diamond ring or vidia

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Ion Coța

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#588

Open the door and make Mexico pay for the damage

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André Phan

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#589

git bisect start
then git bisect bad until the plates are in a safe position
get your plates out safely

should you want to know who made this disaster up, you can use
git bisect good -> if plates are ok
git bisect bad -> if plates are not

Once finished the reference refs/bisect/bad will be pointing to the moment in which those plates assumed an incorrect position. Look at the committer.

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Danilo Pianini

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#590

First place as many pillows as possible below the cupboard and let the first few fall... act quickly and hold the remaining back...

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Vignesh Nallamad

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#591

le your children open The door... The get Angry with Them. The dishes Will be broken, But It won't be Your fault!

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Max Pagotto

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#592

Buy new plates and keep these as a conversation piece. People will come from far and wide and you'll become famous in polite society as the charming plate lady.

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Eoghan Nolan

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#593

Ctrl + Z

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Ricardo Wasserman

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#594

Have one person hold the door still while another takes the hinges off. Person one slides the door up and person 2 grabs the bowls as they are exposed.

Or take the red pill and reload the matrix.

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Dan Goodwin

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#595

Open the door, let them break then make a beautiful mosaic out of the peices to hand on the wall... Or develop really fast reflexes and catch them like on Tom and Jerry. Good luck.

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Maz Jones

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#596

Hodor!

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Eddy Abdallah

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#597

Cmd + Z

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Ivan

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#598

Break the glass window ever so gently that dont have plates leaning on, then you can reach in to get the plates to safety

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Maira Tolentino

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#599

Break the glass panel on the right and retrieve the plates. The glass would likely be cheaper to replace than the plates.

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David Blaise

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#600

Put thick layers of foam or secure a huge badminton net beneath the cupboard before opening the doors carefully.

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Vivene Lua

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#601

Open the cupboard door really fast with a basket of laundry underneath!

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Holly Harrison

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#602

Keep a mattress or similar thing right next to the cupboard!

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Daisy Mirza

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#603

Get a few billion of your closest friends to all walk opposite the rotation of the earth (see Coriolis effect), and when gravity has sufficiently been reversed, easily reach into cabinet and restack the dishes. Or just never have soup or cereal for the rest of your life. Your choice.

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Carolyn Pack

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#604

think i would find a springy mattress and place it right at the door and open the door just a little..and quickly slide the mattress as near as i can to the insides of the cupboard...and open it even more again, and slide the mattress closer within again. until i managed to get the whole mattress aligned with the insides of the cupboard. hopefully the plates land safely on it , in the meantime too.

Practicality: 7/10
Risks: 6/10
Side-Damages: 1/10

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drizzle.toffee

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#605

Build a wall. And have the plates pay for it.

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Lizanne Schweren

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#606

Book a private plane. Bring along your cupboard. Ask the pilot for a free fall. The gravity will now be temporarily disabled. Open the door slowly. Collect your plates. Can't go wrong.

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Dennis Zijlstra

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#607

Pull the cupboard away from the wall, then slowly lay it down, and then it should be more safe to open!

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Emre Mutlu

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#608

ask marty mc fly and doc brown if they drive with you back to the future

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Vladimir Mošet

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#609

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

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Carolyn Pack

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#610

1. Take out the top glass of the cupboard. Handle with care. Either one. Probably can glue it back later.
2. Take out the porcelain one by one. Done

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Tan Ai Ting

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#611

Laser the glass and hold the plate before open it.

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Ridge Guroh Albert

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#612

First: go to a store and buy new cups.
Second: open the cupboard.

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Spyratou Maria

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#613

Yell at it really really hard. Thats what my mom does to me and it puts me right back in my place. 😄

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Eli Maldonado

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#614

Shater the top glass and then take them out.

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Nashaly Perez

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#615

Just open it and save the ones you can.

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Katie Baker

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#616

Bust the cupboard open and have an army standing to protect the plates

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Sara Bihery

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#617

Call The Doctor, he has the Tardis....

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Michael de Vreugd

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#618

Invite your blind friend over and tell your friend to get some plates from the cupboard.

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Elden Med Mig

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#619

Put down a mattress or something that plates can land on when you open the door do they don't break

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Cara Kohler

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#620

Ask Zach King to help you out

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Yuri Wong

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#621

Open the cupboard, and watch the chaos ensue. Then, develop an OCD(or play tetris) and learn how to stack efficiently without risk if breakages.

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Arthur Hardiman

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#622

Is the cupboard on the International Space Station, by chance? If so, you should be able to open without issue. I hope that helps.

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Scott Wilkonson

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#623

Just let them smash as everything on Earth is destined to destruction. Sit in the middle of mess and meditate. Namaste.

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Milan Stefan

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#624

Open the door a little bit, insert a thin flat piece of iron or a spatula to hold the dishes.

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Thi Nguyen

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#625

Throw a dish party. While everyone is asking to eat, tell em you forgot to get out the plates and ask someone (the one you like the least) to get them. Its their problem now on how to do it :D. Mission accomplished

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Amir El Kady

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#626

With 24 hours in a day, one must simply wait 12 hours until such time that your house will be kinda sorta upside downish. Then due to the earth's gravitational forces, the items of concern will naturally return to their original state, nestled neatly together, as they will have reversed the trajectory that has resulted in this conundrum.
This is science, and you cannot argue with science. Please post results. You are welcome.

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Chuck Kobdish

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#627

Smash the top left glass, remove the shelf above those plates, then stand on the counter and reach your arm through and lift each plate out one by one from above.

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Jade Waller

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#628

I could do it. All I need is a small aubergine

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Rui Lopes

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#629

Did you try turning off and turning it back on?

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Joseph Midgardi

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#630

Take the mannequin challenge and pose next to it with arms outstretched and a startled expression on your face.

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Melissa McClure

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#631

Use the force

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Ziad Touma

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#632

Complain about how it's all the immigrants fault, write offensive and irrelevant comments on Facebook and then blame it on brexit

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Lewis Stacey

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#633

You know what to do: Break glass in case of emergency. But to break display glass or just break the damn bowls, that is the question.

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Amie Stan

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#634

Tilt the house over so the plates can fall into place. Then you can open the cupboard without having them all fall out.

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José Picazo

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#635

Smash the glass the purpose perspex in its place instead of glass

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Pam Jennion

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#636

pretend you didn't notice and leave it for the next guy to figure out. then they will do the same. it will be a like neverending loop. contemplate how much you really need that bowl or soup at the moment. hint: its not worth it. or hang a large painting over the cupboard. out of sight out of mind.

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Holleigh Bennett

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#637

Cut the glass from the right windows, very sloooooow....any move could crash tehm , and then pick some plates with the hands :) . The glass is more cheap to replace it ;) also , the wounds because of the glass :))
Just SAVE the dishes! :)))
Or,you could cut the bottom glass and then catch the dishes :)))

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Alexandru Stoian

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#638

Doraemon will do the trick~

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Kent Chong

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#639

break the top glass and pick the plates safely 1 by 1

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Victoria Harjadi

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#640

Smash the glass sort the bowls out then put perspex in instead of glass

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Pam Jennion

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#641

#mannequinchallengegoals

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Amanda Lester

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#642

I'll get a magician to fix this mess

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Jennyvee Saldaña

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#643

Remove the glass panel on the right. Reach through and secure the bowls. Unless you're in a bull in a China shop...then you're f*cked

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Jill Brazil

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#644

Call Donald Trump and ask for help, his really good at giving no sense solutions 😂

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Paco Ndiaye

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#645

Put a mattress on the ground near the cupboard and open the door everything will safely land on mattress.

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Afshan Mughal

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#646

use smth soft to catch, blanket for example

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Irina Yurievna

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#647

It's a sliding door. Sliding doors are made in pairs (at least). Just open the other sliding door that does not appear in the photo (in the right).

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Sergio Bueno

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#648

Insert a straw, suck all the air in the cupboard. Wait until plates start to levitate. Then open.

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Gil Silva

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#649

Wiggle your nose side to side ... or raise both arms up to chest height, bend your left arm across your chest place the right arm on top and quickly nod your head forward.

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Dianne Peterson

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#650

Have hubby open it. Then it's his fault lol

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Angelz Navaeh

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#651

Well, you missed the super moon when gravity is the lowest. But no worries another one is coming in about 36 years

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Mitch McMillen

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#652

Sell the house and start all over..

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tony moreno

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#653

Start a kickstarter page and raise enough money to replace them all. The person who donates the most can tell you which suggestion to try out.

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Jeremy Loyola

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#654

From 9 year old Macie Cooper: Place a mattress on the floor in front of the cabinet. Put safety goggles on yourself. Proceed to open the door.

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Nicole Seaman

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#655

First empty the cupboard in the others section
Then move it forward and try to move it for back in a horizontally position

Now u can Open the glass carefully

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Ahmed Moez

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#656

Climb stairs, Break right upside glass, take plate. Even better both side break and hold from up plates with one person.

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B Arslan

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#657

Climb stairs, Break right upside glass, take plate. Even better both side break and hold from up plates with one person.

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B Arslan

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#658

Ask a teenager...they know everything after all.

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Melissa Miner

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#659

We should take gravity and push it somewhere else.

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Thiti Iamwiwat

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#660

Try removing the glass on the upper part of the door then grab a chair then carefully pickup the plates and lay them somewhere else

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Gio Padilla

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#661

Put a mattress on the floor, open door. Pray for a miracle

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Linds Hernandez

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#662

build a wall

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Kaeden Tan

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#663

Buy a wand, go to Hogwarts then learn "wingardium leviosa".

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Firdaus Oppa

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#664

Put mattress in front of the cupboard.

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Delaine Culey

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#665

Go to options>settings>disable cosmetic damage. Done

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Busioc Claudiu

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#666

Connect your time capsule and load a backup with the plates still in place.

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Chris Kolbeck

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#667

Why do u need to open it? Just get another bowl for god sake. We've had enough broken bowls in the world. #savethebowls

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Jimin Halim

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#668

Why do u need to open it? Just get another bowl for god sake. We've had enough broken bowls in the world. #savethebowls

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Jimin Halim

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#669

Prepre a long metal ruler or a spatula. Open the door slightly, place the metal ruler under the first plate, push it up as much as possible and ask someone else to prepare pillows at the bottom of the cabinet. Slowly open the door and hold the rest. That would do the trick.

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Wayne Lau

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#670

Just open it and then ask Donald Trump if he can make it great again

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Ma Mo

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#671

Sell the house to some greek people, they love breaking things like dishes...or their economy.

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Madalin Sintion

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#672

Fill the room with pillows and open the closet.

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Dave Peeters

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#673

Bring to to Greek wedding

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Liga Pukite

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#674

Gather all fluffly blankets. Lay blankets down flat infront of the cupboard. Make sure the blankets are spred out nicely and that it is properly cushioned. Open door and let the bowls be free.

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Eileen D'Cruz

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#675

There just too many answers to look. How about, fill a big pail of water. A REALLY BIG PAIL! Put it below the cupboard, open the cupboard door and let them land into the pail of water?

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Rosanne Poh

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#676

Have you tried turning it on and off? #TheITCrowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

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Nick Gorbikoff

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#677

Open the cupboard, but register and upload here the short movie from 'event'. With the money you will by another porcelain pieces:))

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Erdelyi Kezmives Céh

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#678

Pray...

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Luca Geronimi

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#679

Get hit by lightning from a particle accelerator explosion and become The Flash and open it up and save your plates!

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Melissa Placencia

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#680

Reboot cupboard, this usually fixes most problems...

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Frank Faf

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#681

Put them up on ebay...buyer must collect...easy money!

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Mark McDermott

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#682

Is this a sliding door? Just slide it open and support with your left hand. Push all the falling plates back to the ledge and then push everything to the right side. Proceed to slide the door until you could fit both hands and remove the plates.

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Ryan Yen Huan

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#683

Take out the piece of glass on the right, and send a midget to get the job done.

Faethe Torvalson-MacMullin

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#684

Cut a hole in the glass with the circle just a bit smaller than the circumference of the plate. Then reach inside and push the stack inside and open the door slowly.

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Manab Kharkatary

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#685

Take a video of it from various angles and post it on YouTube with the title: "plates doing the mannequin challange" and then post it on social media saying "you won't believe what happens next" and become an internet sensation twice in one month!

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Ido Gonen

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#686

Open the back of the cupboard.

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Annita Mau

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#687

Give up on life and go drown your sorrows in ice cream and Netflix

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Eamonn Shults

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#688

Get dr. Who's timemachine, Go to yesterday and stag them in another way ?

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Rene van Doren

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#689

You should open the door, the bowls that don't smash you need to break, that would teach all the other bowls and plates in the house that it's not ok to behave like that.

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Ellinore Ericsson

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#690

If you have thin hands, you can catch the plates through a small opening. Fat hands and the cupboard is externally shut!

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Meghana Hegde

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#691

You need to cool down the whole room to -328°F. At this temperature, the cups will fall down slower, because the electrons are lazier. You can easily get all the cups without any broken porcellain.

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René Werner

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#692

Throw a party, switch off all the lights, order someone to take a plate from the shelf, wait and see the result, finally you can blame all on him and ask him to pay.

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Lee Young

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#693

Call Doctor Strange i think he can handle this.

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João Andrade

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#694

Perhaps one person can slide the door open very gently and slowly (that shouldn't disturb the current placement of the bowls),
The other person gently slide her hands in and support the first bowl with a slight inwards push.
That might prevent other bowls from falling? ~ a 8 year old suggestion which makes some sense to me.

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Sheila Wee

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#695

1. Sign an Insurance contract for each plate and define some humgous nominal Value. Don't worry about the fees you will definitely not paying for too long.
2. Wait for the Insurance to be valid.
3. Open the cupboard while laughing more evil than Goldfinger.
4. Profit.

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Christoph Spörk

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#696

Take a dime cut a hole in the glass, push bowls back up. be the least expensive route. if that fails Office Space that biznatch!

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Aaron Smith

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#697

Put the cabinet on its back slowly they will slide to the back.

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Angela Burkes

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#698

https://media.giphy.com/media/igR5863TALcSk/giphy.gif

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Mickael Viens

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#699

Put an inflated air mattress the crash zone. Good to go!

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Kayla Franklin

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Kayla Franklin (Submission author) 8 years ago

At least it'll save some of them as long as they don't crash together haha

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#700

Try to slip a large cloth through into the cupboard carefully. The cloth need to be more larger than the cupboard door, maybe a curtain. Then, ask your child help you to pull the cloth from four direction(up,down,left,right) and should be form like a wall. Then slowly open the cupboard, the plates will fall,but the cloth will catch it and prevent it fall to the land. I hope this can help you. Goodluck and sorry for my poor English. I'm from Malaysia. :)

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Kar Mei

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#701

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Mickael Viens

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#702

Alohomora + wingardium leviosa!

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Karolina Bartoševič

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#703

Place a big tub filled with water under the door.
Open the door gently and the plates will fall into the water without breaking :D

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Syed Hashim

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#704

Ctrl Z.

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Thomson Tsui

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#705

Bring the cupboard to outer space, then open the door. Bring back to the Earth

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Justin Khor

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#706

Break a glass from the top ;) it's more worth fixing a glass then buying a new set of those plates :)

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Andre DeCarlo

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#707

Drill a small hole on top and pour in iron sand. Remove your jewellery or any other metallic objects.Place magnets (not too strong to ever remove) on top.

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Fionnuala Jagose

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#708

Have a pillow ready. Open the door in lightning speed and place the pillow in the ground so that the plates will fall on the pillow. But for that u need lightning speed. Try spiderman, superman or M.S.Dhoni

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T Bone

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#709

Relax, and let The Force guide you. Remember, a Jedi can feel The Force flowing through him. Or her.

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Per Nierhaus

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#710

You can insert a deflated balloon from a suitable hole. And then inflate it before opening. This will help you push the plates back.

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Cüneyt Oktay

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#711

Leave them and call it kitchen art.

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Robin Shane

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#712

If possible, use big string and carefully stretch it from top to bottom of the door, slide it from inside like a vertical bar between the glass door and cups. If necessary, do it with more strings, so they hold the cups. Then open the door. Cheers!

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Mladen Djukic

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#713

Put some towels on the floor, open de doors & try to catch as many as you can.

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Capitán Armando Escandón

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#714

fill up the whole cupboard with liquid foam,wait till dried ,remove all item gently

Marosvölgyi Esztebán László

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#715

Assuming you're a muggle...
Write a letter to Harry Potter or Hermione or Ron or any other wizard or witch (wouldn't count on Lord Voldemorts help though...) explaining your problem asking for help. Catch an owl. Bind the letter to it's paw and send the owl to the wizard or witch you've asked for help. Open the cupboard and watch everything break. Wait for help to come... nothing that a simple reparo spell can't fix right?

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Ivanka van der Reest

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#716

Pee on it to show dominance

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Saad Shaikh

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#717

If you get a tiny Indian and put him in the cupboard, I'm sure he will fix that for you.

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Angie Crowe

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#718

Find a magic lamp, rub it and a genie will appear.
He will grant you 3 wishes.
Use one of them to wish the plates stacked normally again. Use the other two for world domination.

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Sarah Begley

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#719

Break the glass above glass easly to be replaced the dishes may not able to be replaced

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Trevor Charbonneau

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#720

Put pillows on the floor (lots of pillows!!)and then open the cupboard. It should work

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Claudia Krogh

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#721

Put tons of pillows and blankets on the countertops and floor, then open and let the cushioning hopefully save a few of the dishes :)

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Rebekah Grace

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#722

Be ready with pillows or a mattress topper directly under the cabinet door. Open very slowly, reach in as the door is opening to push back what plates you can, let others land on the pillows. (Hopefully minimal damage from those plates hitting each other while landing)

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Marisa Sweeney

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#723

Either break the glass in the other door as someone else says or open the door and have a basket lined with a soft towel on hand to quickly catch the plates you may break one but save the rest

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Gaynor Mossop

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#724

Try to pop the top glass pane out and grab the bowls and then open it. It's easier to re glue the glass than to re buy the dishes.

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Daniel Laparra

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#725

Over the cupboard a little and play Justin Bieber, they will all shatter to dust and the dangerous situation is averted.

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Chee Sam

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#726

Host a Greek wedding at your home. Ask for a similar set as a thank you from the bride and groom

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Omar Kandil

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#727

Call Barry Allen

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Alva Rhesa

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#728

My advice to the lady ;
Keep calm; and call 📞 911
Another option ; keep calm ; and watch Mission Impossible movie series of Tom Cruise ; definitely in some shots you will see a similar situation resolved by Tom.
If the a.m. Didn't sound good ; keep calm and 🔥 burn the house 🏡.

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Mahmoud Gaballa

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#729

Sit on the toilet and really think about if they are worth breaking or not. Come to a conclusion and do it. Don't forget to wipe and wash hands first though.

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Mack Hundley

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#730

Get a meeseeks box.

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Jonathan Caron-Brassard

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#731

Call Quicksilver from XMen.

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Barb Kearns Awbrey

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#732

Ctrl + Z to undo

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Alexandra Craig

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Alexandra Craig (Submission author) 8 years ago

Ctrl + Z to undo.

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#733

Thought about putting the shelf on its back but in order to do that you would have to move it away from the wall which is probably a bad idea. I say make a couple of holes on the roof of the shelf and fill it with expanding foam.

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Carolina Ortega

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#734

Use a glass cutter to gain access to the center bowl, stabilize/reposition China. In the end China saved and 1 glass cabinet to replace

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Salina Flores

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#735

Is this a kitchen cupboard( not sure why it is inset further than the other. If it is a standup, tip it back and open. Otherwise, Use a glass cutter to remove the pane above the shelf and carefully lift the bowls back into place. Hopefully the cost of the replacement pane + labour is less than the cost of the bowls. Alternately, is there enough room to slip a hooked wire coat hanger where the opening is and use the hook to brace the bowls while someone else quickly opens the door to cradle them.

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John Murnaghan

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#736

Break or cut the glass out of the panel above and rescue the plate then replace the glass it will be cheaper .

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Jonathan Crane

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#737

Make a hole above the plates (front or back), put the plates back, replace fragment with a hole.

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Łukasz Nowak

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#738

Do the mannequin thing!

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Frederic Smith

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#739

Lean the cupboard back or very slowly lay it back down. Maybe plates will align somehow

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Zibi Cybulski

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#740

Leave it like that like an Art Display already, since you've gone all viral - and wish for the best!

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Lala Zuhaila

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#741

Put it in rice.

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Addie Mae Roach

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#742

Purchase earthquake insurance. Wait.

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Shannon Morales

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#743

Put something very soft & bouncy . Open the door and try too minimize the crash with your hands. At the end they will fall over the soft area.

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Evian Luku

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#744

I would carefully break the glass above the plates, and then carefully reach in from above and pull them out!!!

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Sydney Wheeler

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#745

slide a pice of thick cardbord up between the bowls and door. open door and reach over top of your cradbord to fix them.

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Douglas Otto

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#746

The cabinet door appears to be sliding door. If so, then if the other side door can be slided so much that you could reach over to the bowls, you could carefully clear the stack out. Alternately, you could try to carefully slide this door just enough to reach in and take out the plates, topmost first.

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Rajesh Baran

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#747

Press F5.

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Kams Fortuno

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#748

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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Tony Mcvicker

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#749

Have you checked for any software updates? If so please proceed with a soft reset. If problem still occurs all hope is lost and perform a hard reset.is there anything else I can assist you with? Thank you a have a great day.

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Clint Myshrall

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#750

Ctrl+Z

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Cindy Montaña

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#751

Don't be an idiot and over-stuff the cupboard in the first place!

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Simon Gencher

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#752

Knock hole out of the back of the cabinet..problem solved

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Kayla Segraves

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#753

Place sponge foam on counter to open the door when you're done catch as many as you can

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Vaughn Bresheare

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#754

Puts lots of towels on the floor to create a cushion. Or just forget about it.

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Samm Welpman

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#755

Ugh open the other side and try to fix and or pull what u can from there then open the other side ? Or ugh just leave it like that idk

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Skylar Otter

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#756

Slowly lie the cupboard down on its back

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Joseph Orlando

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#757

I'll upgrade to solution #1 adding less chance of breaking the plates. Buy a diamond glass cutter, cut a hole in the glass above the plates, that will not create a breaking vibe. With help, take all plates out. Buy new glass. Cheers!

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Darein Summerstorm

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#758

Smash the glass pane on the left above the trapped plates....

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Debbie Appleton

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#759

Add your signature along with a date.
Sell it to the art collectors.
You're genius.

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Anujit Roy

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#760

Go to Tibet and train for 1 year everyday with monks, perfect your reflexes. Once back in the house you will have a clam spirit, very low reaction time and muscle speed that will allow you to open the cupboard and catch all the plates before they reach the floor.

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Guglielmo Cangiano

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#761

Go get insurance with included acts of nature clause, wait for an earthquake

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John Bueno

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#762

Open slightly, slide in a piece of cardboard and open glass while bracing cardboard against dishes

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Minna Moo

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#763

All cupboards have a panel on the back, lose it and you can access the plates from the back, this is the only option.

Fernando G

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Gu Mty

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#764

Live stream it on Facebook. Become internet famous. Someone will sponsor you a new set of plates.

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Rm

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#765

It's easy.. Create an artificial environment to become Flash and get strucked by lightening. After becoming Flash just match ur Hands frequency with that of glass and Bam.. Ur dishes are arranged in a Flash.
So simple, So easy.. Hav funn.

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Rishabh Bansal

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#766

Call The Doctor. He will go back in time to when the plates fell, and prevent it from happening. Only problem, he can never return to that point again, so dont muck it up again.

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Tawney-Elliot Jenkins

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#767

I want know what she did

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Suzy Emara

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#768

Open the cupboard, let dishes fall down and break. Use broken pieces to create mosaic art. Sell art, buy new plates.

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Birgit Þórðardóttir

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#769

Is this a trick question? Sliding-door cupboards always have two sliding doors. Open the other one until you can reach the dishes. As far as I see, you should be able to open it at least halfway.

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Hanni

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#770

Put mattress under then open the cupboard

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ついこ夏美

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#771

put a couple of mattresses on the floor, let the plate fall on the mattresses.

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Nur Aizat

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#772

Okay. Seriously:

cut a hole into the right glassplate and try to carefully balance the plates on the left, which should already be sufficient in order to push the stack into a more stable state. Then some other person might open the door, taking part of the stack.

if you use a good glasscutter, you can then decorate the hole in the glass or just let it as it is. funny thing to remember :)

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Jasper Reichardt

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#773

Get earthquake insurance next time lol

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Stacey Wilson

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#774

Restart the cupboard

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Shani Arshad

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#775

Use ducktape to keep the doors in position. Then find a friend and hook the cabinet of the wall, and tilt it on it's back. Take the tape off and the plates out.

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Elin Johansen

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#776

Push cupboard from wall, than open from behind.
Not funny, I know....greetz from Germany ;)

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Ralf Timp

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#777

Have you tried using cheat codes?

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Joseph Fitzpatrick

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#778

Call Donald Trump over and tell him each plate is a p*ssy, simply open the cupboard and he'll grab all the 'plates' as they fall, Hope this helps xx

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Gabi Cheesecontainer

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#779

Move whole cabinet to the space ( Zero Gravity) then open...

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Dragan Slijepcevic

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#780

Remove the lower glass of slider. Balance the plates on your hand or put some cloth below and slighlty slide the door

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Gaurav Singh

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#781

remove the wooden slats that hold the pane of glass pull the glass out grab your plates then put back together pretty easy solution.

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Chris Shady

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#782

or CRY . . JUST CRY :'( .... XD

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Riza Inopia

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#783

I give up. Who wants a drink?

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Joanne Lau

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#784

Open the door, catch ad many as you can, let the others fall where they fall then with the broken pieces you can create a mosaic piece that will match the remaining set...

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Lucilla Schlageter

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#785

Gently slide a large trash bag through a small crack in the door, into the cupboard leaving the open end of the trash bag outside the cupboard. Then fill it with air, or expanding foam. This would then fill the space below and around the dishes, allowing you to open the door and recover the precious porcelain plates.

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Daryl Guilliams

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#786

if you get a glass cutter you can cut the glass on the right of the door and put your hand through to hold the dishes up. As you hold the dishes up you can have a second person assist you to open the door and put all the dishes back into place with as minimum of loss as possible.

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Damion Nash

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#787

Let your husband open the door and make him responsible...

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Alexander Geyer

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#788

Cut a hole in the right gkass pane and press the plates with ur hand. Then remove them one by one

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Tarek Wakim

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#789

Thy to put the furniture on the back and open safe

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Sorin Moise

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#790

Put the cupboard in horizontal postition with the back on the ground, open the door and take the plates out!!

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Duarte Martins

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#791

Adjust the cupboard according to the earth's rotation. Then simply stop the rotation. The kinetic energy will do the rest.

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Христо Добриянов

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#792

Use a strip and Circle Glass Cutter and then slowly take take the glass and plates out!

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Golnaz Sarram

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#793

So so easy.. break the glass on the right and then take the bowls.. but not just break in.. use a laser or something.. call cyclops!

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Ai Farin

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#794

They are broken already, aren't they?

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Jesse Nicholson

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#795

Wipe the glass with a wet towel, hold a sharp pencil vertically in front of the glass, pointing at the middle of the lower plate - then open the door, let the plates crash and buy new ones.

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Ariel Cohen

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#796

1) Make soup for dinner.
2) Tell husband to set table.
3) Reread War & Peace while waiting.

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William Quinn

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#797

Cover the inside of a box with towels and blankets then open the cupboard into the box. Be sure to hold it close to the cupboard so that the plates can't fall quickly enough to break in each other. And of they do break the towels and blankets will keep it contained.

Or... You make the person who put the plates away open it.

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Colin Reinagel

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#798

Slowly slip ur hand in and hold them in place as another person carefully takes one bowl out at a time

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Shantelle Milliman

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#799

Oh dear some of the replies here are funny but there's also good replies. I would def do the easiest & safest thing. Someone suggested tilting the cupboard back & then get them out. Also, you can purchase a glass cutter pretty cheap these days, you can cut a round circle just big enough for your arm to fit through. This way you don't need to smash anything. Got a diamond ring? Ha if you don't wish to damage or cut the front, go from behind but be wary you don't knock the plates off the shelf.

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Vanessa Summerfield

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#800

Put something soft under it/where plates would fall. Open. Let the plates hit that.

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Natalie Elizabeth

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#801

You won the #mannequin challenge

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Russell Wee

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#802

You can try going from underneath as well if that works

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Vanessa Summerfield

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#803

As the budhists say all life is suffering just open the cupboard allow the bowls and plates to come tumbling crashing down and enjoy the moment of destruction for all things end

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Jason Feather

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#804

Try getting a big blanket and have the plate kind of conveyor from the blanket, to a lower point (that is padded) and have someone pick them up quickly so the plates don't smash each other

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Kody Crawford

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#805

Go down in the basement and open the breaker box. Find the breaker labeled gravity and flip it to the off position. This solution works best with 2 people.You kinda have to be quick because everything else in the house will float around then look out when you flip it back on. Good luck

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Paul Neff

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#806

Patiently, steadily, and slowly open the door while making sure the bowls don't break. Practice, practice, practice. Listen closely to your heart, trust your gut, and most importantly, believe in yourself. Have faith in that you were born to overcome challenges. Rise and go on to inspire others. If I can do it, you can do it. Cure cancer.

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Meng Lung Liu

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#807

Open ( if you can ) or smash the upside of the cabinet 👌🏼

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Susan de Zoete

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#808

lay the cupboard on the ground and give gravity the finger

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João Tavares

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#809

Dont use plates anymore.

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Okan Kandil

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#810

Get a blindfold, earplugs, and a laundry basket and line the basket with blankets on the bottom and sides. Put on your sight and sound gear. Hold the basket under the cupboard as you open the door moving it closer to the plates as they fall out. Some plates will break but at least you didn't see who did it.

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Kimber-Lynn Ward

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#811

Ctrl+Z :)

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Srdjan Ilic

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#812

Get two people to stretch a thick duvet immediately underneath the cabinet to make a safety net and let those bowls drop on it. Hope this helps.

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j c

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#813

Open the door slowly and maybe try taking them a few at a time.

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Jeremy Thomas

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#814

Ctrl+z

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Mufizal Mokhtar

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#815

Put cushions around area so when it falls, its safe

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Quan Nagasaki

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#816

Use a glass cutter to cut the glass above the bowls.
Then life the bowls out.

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John Nobile

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#817

Ask a portuguese guy, he will tell you

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Dario Silva

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#818

break the window on right lower (gently).. it will cost much much lower...

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Sedat Mermer

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#819

Pretend your Greek. They live smashing plates. It's part of there culture

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Simon Travis

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#820

http://i.giftrunk.com/ff4n8p.gif

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Jennifer Foster

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#821

Add Mission Impossible soundtrack and open it... dishes will break, but you'll fill amazing!

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Mihai Puiu

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#822

The plates will be simultaneously broken and intact until the opened cupboard is observed. Don't observe. #schrödingerscupboard

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Pearl G

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#823

This cupboard appears to SLIDE open to the right...I would start by finding a very skinny long-limbed left-handed and coordinated (maybe who loves beading or stitching) 12-yr-old girl, slide the door 1 cm at a time, and as soon as her skinny wrist can fit in have her carefully find a stability pressure point to allow you to advance the door all the way. Or...CRASH and be done with it.

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Emily Muller

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#824

Remove (or cut) the pain of glass just below or to the right and remove the plates slowly. Then go after your prankster kid with a wooden spoon.

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Mario Bica

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#825

Trace and Score the glass to the right and then carefully remove and then you can grab the plates. Otherwise carefully put your hand from the bottom of the door or have someone do it and open the door carefully. As you open the door little by little maneuver your hand up the space until you've been able to grab the first plate and then the others. Otherwise have a large cushion at the bottom after opening the door and hope to not have little to non broken when they fall and hit the blanket

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Richard Santos

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#826

Send your cupboard in space, where there is low gravity and then you open tge door to arrange dishes

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Joresski LA

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#827

Coconut oil.
It fixes everything 😝

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Lynley Marlowe

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#828

Do this on one of the adjacent windows: http://i.giftrunk.com/ff4n8p.gif

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Jennifer Foster

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#829

Ask Jackie Chan, I'm sure he can catch those

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Mykell Vann

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#830

Easy. Ctrl+z (undo) !

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Manuel Gonçalves

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#831

Contact the maker of the dishes. Let them know of your dilemma (sending them a link to this article so they can see all of the attention this is getting). I'll bet that they would be glad to replace them, should you break any of them during your rescue attempt because of the positive publicity they would receive for their good deed. Win-Win!

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Donna Harrison

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#832

1. Buy a lot of glue.
2. Open the door

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Franck Hoedemaker

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#833

Can't do it without sacrifice. Spare 2 or 3 plates, and catch the rest while opening it slowly.

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Martynas Valevičius

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#834

Take out your tape recorder and rewind time.
*Twilight Zone intro starts playing in the backround*

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Ненад Беговић

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#835

Smash the top panel of glass, then remove the wood panel, then you may rearrange the china

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Law Szeqiuan

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#836

put it in rice

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Jamie Hemler

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#837

If possible, unhinge. Without removing door, slide door up (with assistance) until the bottom of the door is aligned with the lowest plate. Tip the top of the door towards you and allow plates to slide on to inside surface of the door.

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Sam

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#838

Burn the house to the ground. There may be a spider hiding in one.

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Kaitlyn Eckert

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#839

Rope yourself up and enter the cupboard from above. Do not forget to humm the Mission impossible theme song.

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arie ribbens

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#840

They are only plates....

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Hayley Willett Johnson

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#841

Whatever you plan to do, create a VM first a make a carbon copy of your house and kitchen and cupboard and plate situation in it. Create backup. Then start exploring options. If any option brakes the plates, simple delete VM and restart from the backup with another option until suitable solution is found. Then actually do exactly whatever worked in this testing environment. This is standard practice in IT... What do you mean I'm forgetting something?

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Raul Saavedra

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#842

Throw a Greek wedding, open the door at the reception and yell "Opa", then charge the newlyweds for the broken plates.

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Veida Dima

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#843

Take a picture of the cupboard with a straight front-perspective, photoshop the plates together, send it to posterXXL. Once u get the poster fix it on the front and the problem should be solved...

In the case u need the plates u can take another step and print them on thick white cardboard, and cut them out, because u already have the photoshop file ;)

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Christoph Tripp

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#844

break the glass above.

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Juli Juliano

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#845

Cut the glass just above the dishes, arrange the dishes and open the door. If you try to break the glass they might fall even more.

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David Snow

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#846

In my opinion have several people to brace the glass and slowing open the door. Good luck !

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Linda Padron-Silva

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#847

Cover any surrounding area with anything soft...pillows and duvets will work. Cover at least 1/2 meter to either side. Then open the door really quickly. Once door open grab slanted stack to stablise the ones that fell out the cupboard should not be broken. Fingers crossed. Good luck!

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Amber Slevin

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#848

take a glass cutter. cut out a circle of glass so you have a hole big enough to gently remove the bowls with your hand. reattach the glass circle plate to the hole and fix it with duct tape. take a flamethrower. burn the cupboard so the glass can merge together. voila.

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Vedran Lukic

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#849

Call Chuck Norris......they can do with one Hand

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Rolf Ahrendt

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#850

Burn house down ,then claim insurance for plates

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Brad Stone

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#851

Ask 2-3 more people to help you with it.

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Yukime Toh

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#852

Grab it, Put that in spaceship, go outside planet, open it LIKE A BOSS !

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Faisal Siddiqui

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#853

Photoshop the plates out of he pic, open the door. Photoshop dishes into pic, holding tightly to each piece, and stack them.

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Karen Ray

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#854

1.Put a mattress below
2.Open the cupboard
3.???
4.Profit

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Muhammad Syafie

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#855

ask the doctor!

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Clodi Korzin

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#856

Sell them on ebay. Pick up only.

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Mark Camilleri

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#857

If you break the glass on the right the vibration on the left would trigger a crash. Instead break the glass on the left with a blanket.

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Selcuk Akyuz

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#858

I need to ask if this is a sliding or a swinging door. If it's sliding, just open slowly. If it's swinging, is there anything below this cupboard? Is there space to put cushions below for when I open it?

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Hui Justin

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#859

Pencher le vaisselier en arrière

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Sarah Geand

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#860

Use a diamond drill bit to cut a hole in center of the glass. Push bowls back into place with a stick. Then, either replace the pane of glass or drill a hole in all other panes of glass to give the appearance of an intended design.

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Alan Dee

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#861

Push a large sheet of stiff card into the cupboard. Inch the door open while putting pressure onto the card. The plates will slip, but allow them to slide down the card and onto the bottom shelf, still putting pressure on the top bit of the card and holding thebottom so they don't slip onto the floor. You might lose a couple, but hopefully not all. Maybe?

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Jo Murphy

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#862

Your fucked !!! Bute the bullet Buy new plates open the door and enjoy the smash film it in slow motion aswell 👍 Every cloud

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Ivor Anthony

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#863

Nice #MannequinChallenge

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Ezequiel Peña

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#864

Step 1: Make a video of you opening the door.
Step 2: Post it on Youtube.
Setp 3: Activate the Youtube Partner Program to monetize the video.
Step 4: Profit.

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Edouard Reinach

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#865

Leave them alone. They aren't bothering you. You obviously have other dishes which I see stacked to the left

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BevZach Harris

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#866

Glass cutter to empty panes then flood cabinet with packing popcorn!

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Fred Reed

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#867

Apparently if you can run faster than the speed of light, you can break the time barrier and go back to when the plates were behaving as they should!

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Danielle Haydon

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#868

Place a camera in front of it, open the door, record the whole scene and upload it on YouTube. Boom! It's going viral.

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JP Tran

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#869

Take the cupboard to the Moon, open the door. You'll have all the time you need to catch the plates. Then wait for return flight.

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Peter Parker

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#870

Attach a balloon to a thin steel pipe, open the door the smallest amount and slide the end of the pipe in, blow into the pipe, as the balloon inflates, open the door just enough to get your hand in, hold plates in place. Open door. Boom.

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Ren Thackham

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#871

Invite Queen Elsa to dinner, ask her to get a bowl for you.

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Snow Lee

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#872

If you like puzzles: 1.buy some porcelain glue, 2.open the cabinet, 3.have fun.

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Rob

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#873

If you like puzzles: 1.buy some porcelain glue, 2.open the cabinet, 3.have fun.

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Rob

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#874

cut the top pane out and remove dishes that way.

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Gary Ironside

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#875

Take bets on how many plates will break when you open the door. Take your cut and buy new plates.

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Don Vaillancourt

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#876

Did you try putting it in rice?

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lostwarren

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#877

Fall asleep and dream a dream in a dream in a dream. Once you've been slowed down dramatically it's all very easy.

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Alessandro Grandcastello

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#878

Dead easy. Very carefully. 😆😆

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Stan Hanlon

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#879

Ants can carry 50 times their own body weight. Train an ant farm, and send them in to do the job of putting everything back in place.

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Tyler Ragan

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#880

You're going to need that guy's leg...

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Devin Shallow

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#881

Open a tiny bit. Slide a sheet of cardboard up the opening to hold the bowls in place. Open door all the way wnd remove the bowls.

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Ryan Hensley

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#882

How about a really large bean bag to catch'em all?

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Lim Peak Deng

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#883

Put layers of blanket and cushions at the base of the cupboard before opening the cupboard

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Evie Wong

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#884

Using a time machine, transport yourself to the time just before you stored the plates. Then store them properly. Be careful that you don't meet yourself when you go back because you will destroy the events of the current timeline.

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Mario Bica

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#885

Create a back-door to the cupboard and use it +++

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Markus Hegi-Nagavkar

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#886

Record the plates falling as a "secret sound" that some radio stations do, hahah.

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Ben Koopmeiners

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#887

Put a matress under the cupboard then open it and let the plates fall.

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omar shahin

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omar shahin (Submission author) 8 years ago

And watch all your plates break on top of the matress

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#888

First contain any cats you may have, next get a box and put a pillow at the bottom, put the box right where the dishes will fall. then open the cabinet slowly so the the dishes won't fall too hard or far.

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Cameron Cobb

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#889

Quickly open the door a tiny bit (just enough to fit your handbin) with some good workman gloves on and catch them, push n pin them against the back then use the other hand (or shout for help) to open the door and rescue n restack the littke bastards.

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Raife Preston

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#890

Open the other side door and drill a hole from one side to the other.. about 1/2 inch in size and use spray foam to expand below the plates.. You can view the progress threw the window... and once time has elapsed open the door slowly -- then clean and you only have a 1/2 hole between the two areas to fill or just touch up paint on the cabinet

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Mark Letzkus

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#891

Send it on a spaceship and wait until they start floating.

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Filip Kołodziejczak

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#892

Try using the spell Wingardium Leviosa. Muggles I swear 😒

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Tina Feaster

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#893

Its Nothing Photoshop can't fix...

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Peter de Wiel

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Peter de Wiel (Submission author) 8 years ago

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#894

Drink liters and liters of coffee and red-bull! This will make you so hyperactive it will create the illusion that time has slown down. You are now surrounded by a world in slow-motion. You can open the cupboard, go to the kitchen to do the dishes, vacuum the living room, take a shower, get dressed, make a sandwich and eat it, and then go back to the cupboard to collect the plates as they are ever-so-slowly fallong to the floor.

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Michaël Vermeulen

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#895

Take a soft towel, either duct tape one end to the bottom of that cabinet. Hold it at a 45(ish) degree angle and have something like a pool of pillows at the end (could rest on your table). The angle should keep the fall controlled and the pillows at the end should keep most from breaking

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Doug McGuire

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#896

-Get struck by lightning.
-Be the Flash
-Go back time
-Fix plates
-???
-Ruin the timestream

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Alvin Regucera

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#897

Call the Flash and have him do it... Problem solved

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A.j. Wright

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#898

Let them like that!! They will stop when they feel tired!!

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Arnold Manansang

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#899

Your bowls are simply doing the mannequin challenge, once done, they will resolve back to their stacked and upright position.

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Izrah Tan-Sprague

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#900

Drink tea ☕️ Like kermit the from meme, wait for someone to open it, make them pay. Boom new set of plates. - finish your tea.

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Tedd Kyap

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#901

Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start will do the trick

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Low Yee Chuang

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#902

Break the below mirror then you can put your hand in cupboard with destroy the plates.

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Panha Panha

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Panha Panha (Submission author) 8 years ago

*without

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#903

Have a folded blanket at the ready. Slowly open the door and the bowls should fall softly onto the blankie! Or not.

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Karen Gatlin McGirr

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#904

Marry a teppanyaki chef. Have him simultaneously open the cupboard and throw the bowls to you one at a time while you walk backwards across the kitchen. Catch each bowl in the increasing stack of bowls in your hands. The final bowl will be full of delicious food.

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Kurt Tuthill

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#905

#MannequinChallenge winner

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Katherine Boyce

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#906

Take someone's advice on here, and show us what happened!

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Veronica Anahi

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#907

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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Amy Jones

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#908

This is the Kobayashi Maru, isn't it?

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Mal Morrow

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#909

While applying light pressure to the door, to keep the plates in place, remove the top cover of the cupboard, reach inside and rescue priceless porcelain.

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Michael Smulik

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#910

Can't you just put something like a matras or a big pillow under it maybe 2 ?

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Tess van der Valk

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#911

Find a glassware make a hole just at the mid point of the plate as big as your hand can get in and push back the plates

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Hasan Hamamcıoğlu

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#912

The cupboard has sliding doors... just bite the bullet and slide it open fast and big enough for ur hands to go in and prevent further damage, shouldn't have more than 2 or 3 broken dishes

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Terrance Ho

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#913

Give her the number of mr bean. I guess it should be easy for him

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Georges Mechleb

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#914

Turn the volume to 11, it's 1 better than 10

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Michael Leder

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#915

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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Dakota Poore

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#916

Put a little trampoline on the counter for the plates to bounce off of when they fall and then put a big bean bag for the plates to land on when they bounce off the trampoline.

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Maryann Aita

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#917

It appears the other cupboard door is able to open? HAVE someone hold the other closed. Reach in. Careful you extract the critical one first. GOOD LUCK

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Pam Lindsay Bonham

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#918

Wingardium leviosa!

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Ja Ford

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#919

Every dish is close to each other holds each other, so if you slightly open the door and use a kind of long stick to push the plates back while opening it you will be fine... you can always call Dacind Blaine!

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Nikos Tzagarakis

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#920

Open the door very slightly and squeeze through a whole can of expanding shaving foam!

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Jane Goldsmith

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#921

Line the floor in front of the cabinet with pillows lots and lots pillows or open the door slowly just enough to get your hand in there and grab the bowls to hold them in place might need a helper with this one

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Kayleigh Brown

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#922

Leave it. Call it Art!

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Hugh Wyatt

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#923

Open the other cupboard cut a hole in the wood in-between the cupboards. Then reach through the hole and grab the plates. This is less likely to break the plates (than breaking the cupboard glass) and easier to patch up to look normal again.

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Jay

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#924

Just place pillows everywhere or make a slide using a sheet.

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Ska D Swami

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#925

Open it slightly and reach in to hold the plates with one hand then remove each one, starting from the back to the front. Grab pillows to stuff inside bottom for support and protection from falling or shifting.

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Stephanie Seidner

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#926

Claim to have clocked the mannequin objects challenge!

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Bobby Sahota

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#927

Fly into outer space. Find the nearest blackhole and fall into the event horizon. Enter the time dimensional tesseract and warn your past self before committing the series of events leading up to this point. Realize that it was meant to happen all along.

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Henter Cao

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#928

Place a big barrel filled with water and let them fall

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Тӓяҿҡ Щӑзӟӓп

POST

#929

Go and get pissed down the pub.

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Billy Gallacher

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#930

Shake the cupboard until they shake into a stacked position.

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Scott Walker

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#931

Open the door and embrace the start of your new hobby - kintsugi

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Niall Hamilton

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#932

Don't open it, keep it that way as a piece of deconstructvism art 😈

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Yasmine Essmat

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#933

By just, DON'T. Ever. Again.

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Kira Thompson

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#934

Sell it to a museum as a contemporary art piece, then use the hundred's of thousands of dollars to buy new china. Then you should have some left over to buy a GTR.

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Brad Conidaris

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#935

Call Geico. Your plateware may be broken, but at least you'll have saved 15% on your car insurance!!

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Grant Stoneking

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#936

Put the cupboard on the floor and then open it

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Masoud Matinfar

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#937

Get a container and put a couple of folded towels in it. Open the cupboard quickly and catch the plates with the container that has folded towels in it.

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Susan Xiong

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#938

Replace the batteries

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Michelle Burke

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#939

seek out David Blaine, maybe you could stab him in the stomach to make them bowls appear out of his butthole

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Jacob Paulsrud

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#940

Put a few pillows under the cupboard and then open slowly. might be a 2 person job

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Yelena Skorik

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#941

Call Chuck Norris

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Zuzana Rejmanová

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#942

Use the Omega 13 device.

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Jeremy Conescu

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#943

go get trump on the phone, he'll know what to do

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Ahmed Hashem

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#944

Break or Cut a square in one of the glasses at the top (as in Mission Impossible), then reach for the plates to grab/rearrange them. While holding them from above, ask a person to gently open the door and grab those who may fall.

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Laura Valentina Magori

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#945

No

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Nelson Lim

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#946

Hire a physicist

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Adina DuPre

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#947

Arrange family and friends around the kitchen in a pithy holiday tableau and submit it as mannequin challenge video.

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Jeremy Conescu

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#948

Buy bubble wrap and place it on the floor? Bubble wrap always works. Rmb not to pop them before laying it out

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Savien Law

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#949

Be quick

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Greg Wedlake

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#950

This is a sliding door. Maybe the plate will slide over the glass when you open the door. As soon as you can reach in grab the plates.

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Jeroen Toutenhoofd

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#951

Take a ladder and a glass cutter, cut the glass on the top-right, grab the plates one by one and hand them to your husband who will be in a good mood because you didn't even have to start an argument with him.

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Max Keilbach

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#952

Open the other door and reach through to the other side.

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Roberta Drake

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#953

Get big balloons. Push them them in leaving the blowing part out. Blow them up one by one. Fill the space below the plates with inflated balloons. Gently open the door and move them to the table. Cook pasta, open a bottle of wine and enjoy.

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Julian Popov

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#954

Netflix and chill

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Jeremy Conescu

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#955

Take the pane of glass out above the plates and take them out before opening the door!

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Susan Batty

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#956

Take the two top glass panels out of the top. Then take out the plates that will fall. Then when your done put the glass. Hope that helps

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Corinne Riley

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#957

Get a gigantic bucket of water. Open the door slowly. And let the plates fall in and take them out of the bucket instantly so that they don't smash each other?

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Salsa

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#958

Have you tried Rebooting it?

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Jason Nagy

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#959

Cover floor in front of cupboard with pillows, blankets and other soft things. Slowly open door.

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Christine Nicholls

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#960

Fully fill the cupboard with steam, then pour in some liquid nitrogen(slowly). The water droplets between the plates will freeze and the ice will hold all plates in position. Open the door and take the plates out carefully, and place them on a safe place while waiting the ice to melt.

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Lith Fung

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#961

Looks like a sliding door. Open 2cm and insert construction/filling foam to bed. the plates. Otherwise they to open the backboard. Good Luck!

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Gisela Köster

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#962

Tape the doors, where the plates are, so they won't fall out. Then if you can, take the cupboard down. Lay it on the back, so the plates will fall backwards. put the cupboard back, open the door, and put the plates on the right place.... easy

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Simone Broni Kallehauge

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#963

Smash wisly the upper right glass, while you are holding tight with your knee,
Then start picking one by one from above.

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Hesham Emara

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#964

Get an astronaut suit, build a strong dome over the house, create a vacuum in it and open the cupboard to nicely arrange everything and you are done.

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Tom Maas

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#965

Open from behind

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Steven Sim

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#966

Cut hole in pane to the right and fill inside with cotton wool/packing foam

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Bartley Doyle

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#967

Break the higher glass and Take plate by plate

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Yiana HeRo

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#968

Put pllows or a beanbag under the Cupboard. Open it fast and slide the pillow underneath. Might need 2 people.

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Cayce Garrison Mihills

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#969

Fill full of cotton inside the Cupboard,then open in slow motion

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Chuenwai Lau

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#970

CALL HER!
http://www.risingstars.com.ua/other-acts/special-circus-acts/solo/incredible-acrobat-plate-spinning-act-1179/

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ｱﾙﾊﾞﾚｽアルバレス

POST

#971

Try cmd+z until they go back to original position. If that was too many steps behind, cmd+x the plates and cmd+v them on to a new shelf. Dot forget to cmd+t to transform the position to the correct one or you might end up in the same mess.

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João Brazão

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#972

Get Mary Poppins to click her fingers

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Darren Wick

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#973

Apply the Theory of Everything and hope it works out...

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Misty Morse

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#974

just remove the glass from upper window

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Yaman Yaman

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#975

I need to see the whole picture. Until then get a very professional glass guy, make open a round openings in the middle of the bowl leaning on the glass.push them back with a stick,then open the door.

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Ahmad Ramzy

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#976

Open the door with a pillow on your hands, then try to quickly hold them before they fall.

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Sabine Holler

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#977

Brush up on your telekinesis. Throw a party. Then use the power to remove cabinet from wall, preferably with a crowbar. Continue to hold the cabinet steady and float it to the living room where everyone is partying. If all works to plan, people will be some impressed with your party that they will put money in a hat. With that money you can buy ceramic glue. You're gonna need a lot of it. Good luck!

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Ulyses Ramirez

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#978

Burn down the house and put enerything on the insurance company.

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Elvin Torok

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#979

Revive any physicist to help you solve the problem.

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Susie'anne Lee

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#980

Spread a thick blanket on the floor right in front of the cupboard. Open the cupboard slowly and try to catch as many dishes you can. Let the rest fall down on the thick blanket. They will not break if the blanket is thick enough.

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Rahul Kedia

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#981

Let the Architect know that you've discovered a new glitch in the Matrix and hope that Neo shows up in time to save those dishes from the machines.

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Adam Love

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#982

Smash the glass at the bottom, hold the plates/bowls and move them in a little and carefully open the door. If you smash the glass to the right there's a chance the bowls above the blue ones could fall over. The glass at the bottom is your best bet. Unless you break the one above it and just elevate yourself, arrange and fix the bowls in and slowly open the door. Good luck!!

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Florence Elsley

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#983

Ho-da-dooooor

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Al Berrocino

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#984

Slide in a big piece of cardboard. Then have one person reach behind it while the other one keeps pressure on the bowls. You could even tape the card board to the cabinet and cut a hole in it to reach in.

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Jeff Knowlton

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#985

Use a high pressure air blower, test it with something identical in weight and shape (i.e. another plate), set it below and while opening, be ready with 4 other people to help, decide your plates and open up. Catch the plates.

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Rajesh Pareek

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#986

Become Ant women, climb through the key hole and restack the bowls.

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Helen Hurlock

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#987

If there is no shelf above, Break the cupboard glass above the shelf/dishes, as it looks like a fairly inexpensive flat sheet of glass to replace. Just reach in and grab dishes at that point, being careful not to open the door from inside.

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Aisha Geaither Simmons

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#988

If its a running door ( it seems running door)then you can open it slowly and grab those plates. If its a pulling door then you can try this one place a bed matress bellow the door and open it, if there is no space bellow the cupboard then pick it little higher with help of couple of man , then give something beneth it to keep higher then follow the steps

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Mustafizur Opu Munshi

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#989

ALT+F4 will resolve it for everyone!!

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Greg Ledford

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#990

Find professor Xavier. Discuss to him the ethical reasons why he should telepathically move the plates with his mind

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Ben Plores

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#991

Tape any opening of the cupboard. Create a small opening on the top shelf, big enough to pour in a concoction of gelatin and water. And you can basically figure out the rest.

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Tirmuzi Kasman

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#992

Conflicted, as a ceramic artist (aka potter) I say try and save the dishes by breaking the winow pain next to them. However, if they all break you can always buy new dishes from me.....

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Kit Davis

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#993

Put pillows and couch fusions and mattresses everywhere and ta da

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Emma Richardson

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#994

Call the cat in the hat.

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MJ Crimi

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#995

There is a very logical way to solve it. 1. Train to become an astronaut. 2. Travel to space. 3. Travel faster than Light around earth for a well calculated amount of time (you do the math here since you are educated) 4. Land on earth 5. Quickly make sure they dont fall.

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Viktor Rosqvist

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#996

Find Dr. StrangeLove... I am sure he will bargain something up with Dr. Who

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LeBug

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#997

Sacrify (broke) one glass of the door, to access the plates.
It will be cheaper to change the glass than the plates.

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Giuseppe Scaricamazza

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#998

Simply drop the house from space. Its acceleration due to gravity will act to cancel that of the plates - the cupboard door will open but the plates will not fall. On your way down remove plates from cupboard and stack SENSIBLY on the side. Eject from house