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Guy Tells One Innocent Lie, It Has Been Messing With His Life For 6 Whole Years
Guy Tells One Innocent Lie, It Has Been Messing With His Life For 6 Whole Years

Guy Tells One Innocent Lie, It Has Been Messing With His Life For 6 Whole Years

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Sometimes one says something on a whim that ends up getting back to them years later. Excuses, fake stories, or just pranks gone too far are all cases where fake stories end up being cemented into reality. The longer someone maintains a lie, the harder it is to break out of it, no matter how “small” the lie actually is.

A man wondered what to do about the peanut allergy he had been faking for years now that he was planning to move in with his girlfriend. We reached out to him via private message and will update the article when he gets back to us.

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    Man in plaid shirt looking stressed, contemplating about faking an allergy, outdoors with greenery in the background.

    Image credits: katemangostar/ freepik (not the actual photo)

    One man maintained that he had a peanut allergy for years until he realized he was in too deep

    Text about faking an allergy and the situation escalating, highlighting personal regret.

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    Text recounts a fake peanut butter allergy revelation on a date.

    Text about faking an allergy and the awkward situation it caused with a friend group.

    Text about a fake allergy involving friends warning restaurants and checking ingredients for safety.

    Text about faking an allergy, secret love for peanut butter, and hidden stash at work.

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    Text revealing a fake allergy situation involving a hidden peanut butter stash and fear of being discovered.

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    Peanuts and peanut butter displayed in bowls on a wooden surface.

    Image credits: freepik (not the actual photo)

    Text discussing dilemma of faking an allergy with questions about continuing the lie or fabricating a recovery.

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    Text confession about faking a peanut allergy and living a double life, unable to eat Reese’s in public.

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    Peanut allergies can sometimes be very dangerous

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    While this man was making up his allergy, it’s important to note that, like most allergies, a peanut allergy isn’t just a single set of symptoms. For some folks, exposure to peanuts can be deadly, for others the side effects are more mild. This is why, if you know someone is allergic but aren’t sure how badly, it’s best to not take chances. To be fair, most “confessions” tend to be a lot more dramatic, so it’s nice to see one where a person actually plans an exit strategy.

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    Peanut allergies are one of the most common food allergies and can be quite severe, even life-threatening. For those affected, the immune system mistakenly identifies proteins in peanuts as dangerous, triggering reactions that range from mild symptoms such as hives and itching to severe anaphylactic shock that requires immediate medical attention. Due to this risk, avoiding even trace amounts of peanuts and peanut-containing products is crucial. Importantly, this even means breathing in fragments of peanuts in an environment where they’ve been for a while.

    The prevalence of peanut allergies has increased over recent decades, prompting extensive research into possible causes, such as environmental factors, dietary patterns, and genetic predispositions. Some studies suggest that early exposure to peanuts might help reduce the likelihood of developing an allergy, though individual responses vary widely. This area remains a topic of ongoing research and debate among health professionals. So if you were planning a similar strategy of lying about this allergy, chances are it would become more and more believable.

    There are some ways a person can “treat” these allergies

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    For people living with peanut allergies, preparedness is essential. Carrying emergency medication like epinephrine auto-injectors (EpiPens) and having a clear action plan can be life-saving during accidental exposures. Increased awareness in schools, restaurants, and public spaces also plays an important role in creating safe environments for those with this condition.

    While there’s currently no immediate cure for peanut allergies, ongoing research and improved management strategies offer hope. With vigilant care and continued advancements in treatment, people with peanut allergies can lead safe and fulfilling lives despite the challenges posed by this condition. As it turns out, scientists have actually been approaching this issue.

    However, as some commenters noted, there might be ways to steadily “improve” one’s immune response to peanuts. Immunotherapy involves micro doses of the allergen, in this case peanuts, to help the person’s immune system possibly stop seeing it as a threat. These days, it’s even possible to get antibody injections specifically for peanut allergies. This is all to say that there are a handful of “plausible” ways a person might be cured of this sort of allergy.

    People were amused and gave some suggestions

    Reddit comment discussing fake allergy cure through micro dosing peanuts.

    Reddit comments discussing a fake allergy situation turning complicated with suggestions and reactions.

    Text reads, "I'm gonna be real with you, misdiagnosis is your best bet," relating to faking an allergy.

    Comment referencing George from Seinfeld and faking an allergy situation, posted 6 days ago with 2.2k points.

    Comment suggesting to get allergy testing after years of faking an allergy.

    Comment about faking a peanut allergy, with advice to stop eating peanut butter.

    Comment suggesting saying you outgrew an allergy to cover a fake allergy lie.

    Text screenshot of a humorous comment about faking an allergy and laughter.

    Text comment about faking an allergy going too far and risking exposure, urging honesty, and mentioning peanut butter.

    Text comment suggesting dramatic fake death plan to escape fake allergy situation.

    Reddit post discussing fake allergy, mentioning growing out of peanut allergies and the risks of casual lying.

    Text about faking an allergy to nuts and eventually resolving the situation.

    Text discussing outgrowing a shellfish allergy, mentioning allergy doctor's advice and personal experience with allergy tests.

    Comment discussing the impact of faking an allergy and possible reactions.

    Comment discussing faking an allergy and advice on visiting an allergist.

    Comment discussing fake allergy consequences and advice on handling honesty with friends.

    Reddit comment about faking an allergy, suggesting a plan to explain it away or avoid telling the truth.

    Text comment discussing faking an allergy leading to more lies and unexpected consequences.

    Comment discussing consequences of lying in relationships related to faking an allergy.

    Comment warning about pretending to have an allergy and consequences of lying.

    Text humorously describing a fake peanut allergy and regrets in a dramatic scenario.

    Comment on a post about faking an allergy, suggesting a reverse intervention for humor.

    Text from user Exciting-Advice512 discussing fake allergy advice.

    Comment about managing a fake allergy, suggesting finding new friends and starting over.

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    Justin Sandberg

    Justin Sandberg

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    I am a writer at Bored Panda. Despite being born in the US, I ended up spending most of my life in Europe, from Latvia, Austria, and Georgia to finally settling in Lithuania. At Bored Panda, you’ll find me covering topics ranging from the cat meme of the day to red flags in the workplace and really anything else. In my free time, I enjoy hiking, beating other people at board games, cooking, good books, and bad films.

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    Justin Sandberg

    Justin Sandberg

    Writer, BoredPanda staff

    I am a writer at Bored Panda. Despite being born in the US, I ended up spending most of my life in Europe, from Latvia, Austria, and Georgia to finally settling in Lithuania. At Bored Panda, you’ll find me covering topics ranging from the cat meme of the day to red flags in the workplace and really anything else. In my free time, I enjoy hiking, beating other people at board games, cooking, good books, and bad films.

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    Viktorija Ošikaitė

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    I'm a senior visual editor here at Bored Panda and I enjoy a good laugh. My work ranges from serious topics related to toxic work environments and relationship difficulties to humorous articles about online shopping fails and introvert memes. When I'm not at my work desk, checking if every single pixel is in the right place, I usually spend my free time playing board games, taking pictures, and watching documentaries

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    Viktorija Ošikaitė

    Viktorija Ošikaitė

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a senior visual editor here at Bored Panda and I enjoy a good laugh. My work ranges from serious topics related to toxic work environments and relationship difficulties to humorous articles about online shopping fails and introvert memes. When I'm not at my work desk, checking if every single pixel is in the right place, I usually spend my free time playing board games, taking pictures, and watching documentaries

    What do you think ?
    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like we all need an update

    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peanut butterless bed". There are people in this world I think I adore. 😄

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has nobody noticed he doesn't carry an epi-pen? This could've gone so much worse. Friend realizes they gave him something with peanuts in It, freaks out and yells for him to get out his epi-pen, op claims to have forgotten epi-pen. "Call 911 for op!" Ambulance comes and rushes op to the ER. Op now has to explain his peanut butter lie to ER doctor.

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about digging yourself into a hole.

    Zero Costa
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's totally normal to outgrow allergies. apparently I was super allergic to tons of things as a kid that I'm not allergic to now. walnuts used to be a big thing I was anaphylactic to as well but I eat them just fine now

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that if you told the truth about how this whole thing happened, most people would find it funny...

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were his girlfriend, I'd have found it funny within the first year or so. Now? Not so much. Wouldn't YOU wonder over what other casual lies he tells? And the lengths he was willing to go for 6 years just to save himself some mild embarrassment early on? This is not a person I would want to be in a relationship with.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as an innocent lie.

    jasper
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not going to do any good to come clean now. I'm not one to condone lying to an SO, but maybe just take the allergy test and have some normal results and carry on.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it'll do something - it'll be a great kindness to his girlfriend & give her full knowledge about whether she wants to continue this relationship. Maybe save her more years of wasted time with a man who never once thought in 6 years that maybe he should tell the truth. Even in this post when he is listing his options, he doesn't consider that. I wish I could un-know that 80% of people that read this story think he should keep lying, and I hope to god I never end up dating one of you.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the problem with lying - having to not only maintain the lie but remember what it was in the first place. What I want to ask USA is do spouses really have access to medical records? because UK has GDPR and from age 16, your medical records are yours alone and we will only share them with written permission from a patient. This pisses parents off no end, lol.

    justme
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to give your spouse permission in the US too. We have something called HIPPA laws and doctors can get in huge trouble for sharing anything with anyone other than the patient unless the patient put it into writing. I had to sign it when I turned 18 so my mom could call my doctor for me because I was a big w**s about making appointments on the phone lol.

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    Emilu
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves OP right, frankly. Even small lies will come back and bite you on the a*s. Learn from it, stop with the white lies and move on.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying you never told a white lie in your life? It is human nature and most times it’s actually to protect someone else’s feelings (such as telling them you like their meal when you don’t, just a random example). Yeah, they dug a hole but it’s actually quite funny and also very innocent.

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a latex allergy. Due to this, I couldn't eat bananas - hives, swelling, wheezing... even if there was a banana peel in the trash, I had breathing difficulties. I had been through allergy shots as a child and as an adult, but still had issues and carried an Epipen. I also avoided kiwis as a precaution. I had to leave a job once because we started carrying bananas. One day, I tasted something with banana in it and had no reaction. I tried it again a few days later and same result. I went to the allergist and he said allergies go away sometimes, to be cautious, start with small amounts, and go to the hospital if I had any reaction. I never did. I ate so many bananas and kiwis!

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    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like we all need an update

    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peanut butterless bed". There are people in this world I think I adore. 😄

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has nobody noticed he doesn't carry an epi-pen? This could've gone so much worse. Friend realizes they gave him something with peanuts in It, freaks out and yells for him to get out his epi-pen, op claims to have forgotten epi-pen. "Call 911 for op!" Ambulance comes and rushes op to the ER. Op now has to explain his peanut butter lie to ER doctor.

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about digging yourself into a hole.

    Zero Costa
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's totally normal to outgrow allergies. apparently I was super allergic to tons of things as a kid that I'm not allergic to now. walnuts used to be a big thing I was anaphylactic to as well but I eat them just fine now

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that if you told the truth about how this whole thing happened, most people would find it funny...

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were his girlfriend, I'd have found it funny within the first year or so. Now? Not so much. Wouldn't YOU wonder over what other casual lies he tells? And the lengths he was willing to go for 6 years just to save himself some mild embarrassment early on? This is not a person I would want to be in a relationship with.

    Load More Replies...
    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as an innocent lie.

    jasper
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not going to do any good to come clean now. I'm not one to condone lying to an SO, but maybe just take the allergy test and have some normal results and carry on.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it'll do something - it'll be a great kindness to his girlfriend & give her full knowledge about whether she wants to continue this relationship. Maybe save her more years of wasted time with a man who never once thought in 6 years that maybe he should tell the truth. Even in this post when he is listing his options, he doesn't consider that. I wish I could un-know that 80% of people that read this story think he should keep lying, and I hope to god I never end up dating one of you.

    Load More Replies...
    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the problem with lying - having to not only maintain the lie but remember what it was in the first place. What I want to ask USA is do spouses really have access to medical records? because UK has GDPR and from age 16, your medical records are yours alone and we will only share them with written permission from a patient. This pisses parents off no end, lol.

    justme
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to give your spouse permission in the US too. We have something called HIPPA laws and doctors can get in huge trouble for sharing anything with anyone other than the patient unless the patient put it into writing. I had to sign it when I turned 18 so my mom could call my doctor for me because I was a big w**s about making appointments on the phone lol.

    Load More Replies...
    Emilu
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves OP right, frankly. Even small lies will come back and bite you on the a*s. Learn from it, stop with the white lies and move on.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying you never told a white lie in your life? It is human nature and most times it’s actually to protect someone else’s feelings (such as telling them you like their meal when you don’t, just a random example). Yeah, they dug a hole but it’s actually quite funny and also very innocent.

    Load More Replies...
    R Dennis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a latex allergy. Due to this, I couldn't eat bananas - hives, swelling, wheezing... even if there was a banana peel in the trash, I had breathing difficulties. I had been through allergy shots as a child and as an adult, but still had issues and carried an Epipen. I also avoided kiwis as a precaution. I had to leave a job once because we started carrying bananas. One day, I tasted something with banana in it and had no reaction. I tried it again a few days later and same result. I went to the allergist and he said allergies go away sometimes, to be cautious, start with small amounts, and go to the hospital if I had any reaction. I never did. I ate so many bananas and kiwis!

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