The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!

Busted!

You’re not “doing your own research” unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that, you’re just Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.

Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?

Hence why it is so easy to calculate.

Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true

Maybe Dad has problems identifying people of different ethnicities.

Oh sweet, sweet delusional woman...

So some kid fed a rare species of fish an actual cookie, it choked and the manager quit because they’d had enough of dealing with totally ignorant parents letting their kids run wild. Everyone clapped as said parent and child were escorted out.

I have a feeling that this was originally written in crayon all over the monitor screen.

And then the kid took the fish home and taught it to walk and then it went to school and everyone clapped!

Do aquariums have open tanks?

And they named the aquarium after the kid who then got free admission for life

If you have to make something up at least make it believable.

Yes, fish love to eat cookies and aquariums always give their exhibits away to small children.

The best part is when the fish spat water into the manager's mouth.

Stop mocking her. I was the fish.

And of course your son walked on the water to pick up his fish

Why would anyone think that people would believe this??

The fish clapped too.

Please tell me this is satirical

Well somebody's been watching too many disney shows...

Oy vay, what planet is this mother on?

i can't bel;ieve there are people THIS stupid and they have children, we're doomed

For sure.

Did you take drugs before you wrote this?

This sounds like a dream you had when you fell asleep on the train holding a cookie

It's worrying how delusional some people are.

Another literal "and then everyone clapped."

LSD?

What a loon to even post this piece of rubbish

Did people come up to him and say "Sir", they all called him sir, "Thank you so much for taking home that beloved fish". "His grandparents have been looking for him for years and are so happy you found him. Thank you, sir." By the time they were done everyone in the store was crying and clapping.

WOW. What is wrong with people that they feel the need to create/fabricate such obvious bullsh*t online for people they don't know & will never meet, who don't care about them in the least?

Sounds like a dream she had.

and we took the fish back to our castle where all the underfed blue whales and unicorns have taken refuge.

quite the imagination I see...

So, SO many ways this is wrong

I appreciate the balls it takes to lie that bad.

My husband and I knew a person like this. He was talking about when he went to some concert and was invited up on stage and they asked him to play guitar and yadaa, yadaa, yadaa. We just looked at each other and our other friends and thought, how sad.

This is a parody.

Did not happen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What... why... why would you even bother to make this up?! Whats the point of doing this?!

Im trying to figure out how exactly this kid gave a fish a cookie through a tank and how a fish spit through a tank.

This is the in the range of fake where it must've been on purpose.

"and then everyone started clapping"