The Scottish know what they're doing! :)

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa shark, do-do-do-do-do-do.

There's a moose loose aboot this lake. Doesn't have the same ring to it.

That shrimp looks like a Christmas ornament. A deadly one but so festive

I can still picture a bunch of archaeologists and scientists daring one another to eat some ancient honey they've discovered during one of their finds.

*uncontaminated honey never spoils. Honey can however can grow mold, and it is NASTY

It will dry up and crystalize, though. Yet, it's still technically edible that way.

probably perfectly is an oxymoron.

works on wounds, too.

I thought everyone knew this little tidbit.

Wasn't there something about honey found in Egyptian pyramids that was still fine?

I CAN SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONLY ON HONEY!!! MWAHAHAHA

Then why do they tell you not to give honey to infants because of the threat of botulism?

They actually found some in some Egyptian tombs and it’s still edible! Of course, they won’t actually be TESTING that theory but...

Call your wife honey she never gets spoiled !

It still dries.... Loosen with au bain marie

Not true actually, there is one kind of yeast that can spoil honey.

I've still got some 1978 on the shelf, because I like the jar.....

wow. gross also.

And here he is seen with the man currently holding the record of looking the most like Hugh Beaver.

Not for long tho

Only because Pluto was "banned".

This is wheely unbelievable.

Ferrets are great little pets and really do live up to their latin namesake: robber. They will steal almost anything they can get their little paws on.

Yes, Cheetahs can meow--and they sound like they are reading off of cue cards.

the dentist did that for me once, it hurt like a mother trucker

And the fruit and nut are also is covered in a poison similar to poison ivy.

I wouldn't call that popularity, I would call that spam mail.

I did know this one!

Of course - after all, the lighter is just an automated version of bit of flint striking steel, which as THE preferred method for lighting fires for thousands of years. The first automated lighter was derived from the wheel-lock musket when the latter appeared around 1500 and was simply a toothed wheel driven by clockwork rotates against bit of flint to create sparks. You could also add a bit of gunpowder as an accelerator. Unfortunately, they were very expensive, so only nobles got to have them until 1823, when Döbereiner "Feuerzeug" tabletop lighter was invented, a hilariously complicated and unsafe mechanism containing zinc and sulphuric acid to make hydrogen which then reacts with a platinum metal sponge to create a flame... Frankly, I'm not sure that one was an improvement...

I guess we don't really knee-d them. I'm here all week. Tip your wait staff.

MInd blown

and 93% of these finishe in the garbage once in the house

Well... its water..

And from what I've been told, a single Panini is a panino.

It makes me wonder just how big the population would be today, if things like the black plague and the Holocaust had never happened.....

Something to do with it being a harder material, thus retaining more of its kinetic energy when impacting the ground, while the rubber ball will cushion itself, losing just a little more energy, and not bouncing higher. This is probably b******t, but I don't care.

They also fix nitrogen into their root systems, that is a unique feature of legumes

bringing this up in history. teacher loves star wars

You hear that traditional chinese people? Just chew your own goddamn nails to get your d**k up..

... and soaked in water

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My head hurts now...

As a Mexican this just makes me so disappointed. Taco bell is a very cheap imitation of Mexican food.