I was on the wine and vegetables diet - I only ate vegetables and drank wine. so far...I've lost my job, my house, and my family!

Bets lots of people would love this 😁

I would totally buy the " Aborbs"!

That generated a lot of buzz at the office

Bat cavé

Sounds like a fun afternoon

Wait until the vegans here about this!

These exist! A friend of mine owns a share of a dairy cow and it works pretty much exactly like that...

This one doesn't seem so weird.

yes...

they had me at 'quiet'. hired

sure lemme just pick up my pia- wait a sec.

Actually, goat rentals for clearing brush are a thing.

Tribbles!

Man I straight-up detest that holiday.

what does he do with all the gravy

They lost me at cloth masks.

Zombie for beginners... slow yet persistent. Also, they could mix it up: a zombie loan representative.

Up vote for serving a pee colored beverage.

Why would i buy this

looks like it's too late

Hahahahaha. If my kids were sent home with that I’d send a bill to the teacher with a 30% convenience fee and a 20% processing fee

H.O.A?

So that's where the stolen one ended up.

Oh no OH NO

I don’t even know what I’m reading anymore

I mean… I’d shop there.

You can find further details on Karen.com lol

What the hell did I just read

Testimonial: Thank you Dr. Cork. Thanks to you and your methods, my spitting and hoarding ways have stopped! And when I stop biting the dog, I will know I am fully cured!

I don't have a square to spare.

Please no.

How much is shipping to Europe?

Thanks but I don't really want my sister's toenails on my wrist. Hard pass.

See, this is something I could see actually being done in school! (Not that I'd enjoy doing it as a parent or going to the display but...)

They failed to mention that it's low fat, low carb and and low protein, thus making it the superior diet.

Carnivorous plants are good, but bats are better.

You can just feel the stomach cramps with this one.