ADVERTISEMENT

If it were up to us, we’d only talk about our successes. After all, who likes telling the entire world how badly they failed?! But failure is inevitable, and if you never go wrong, you never learn. Or so they say…

So this time, we are diving deep into the world of cases where people who had only one, a single hackin’ job on their to-do list, managed to fail miserably. And thanks to the 508k followers-strong subreddit “One Job,” there’s a lot to uncover.

Think of changing light bulbs, putting masking tape on electrical plugs, serving donuts at Dunkin’ Donuts, or arranging a parking lot into spots—some of these jobs sound like no-brainers, others seem to require more effort. Blame it on weather, circumstances, luck turning its back, a black cat crossing your path, or whatever, but one thing is clear—the results were not worthy of promotion.

Scroll down to upvote your favorite “you had one job” examples, and be sure to check out our previous posts with people failing at their duties here and here.

#2

To Add More Security

To Add More Security

JGXJM Report

While we laugh at these funny instances of poorly executed performance, whether it’s recklessly laid pavement or blurring the face of an offender only to leave his crystal-clear reflection in the window, the truth is nobody wants to talk about failure. Especially the mistakes we make at work, the ones that require us to step up, take accountability, and face consequences.

So in order to find out more about navigating the complex and often very difficult world of professional failures, we spoke with a renowned expert in the field, Hans Schumann, who is an executive career and life coach to London's Square Mile. Hans is also the author of the career coaching book "Falling in Love With Your Job – How to create more excitement and fulfillment in your career."

#4

Anti Vaccine Protests, Today In Toronto. They Ain't Too Bright

Anti Vaccine Protests, Today In Toronto. They Ain't Too Bright

francesjames Report

Add photo comments
POST
River Webb
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt it, at least the 'scietists' know how to spell their occupation

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

Hans started by saying that he sees a lot of people who are obsessed with avoiding failure. “This can create a massive amount of stress and anxiety. My take on this is that failure at work, in business or in life generally is unavoidable. The sooner we let go of the insane expectation that it is possible to sail through life without any failure or rejections, the better for our emotional wellbeing,” he explained and added that “if we accept that failure is part of life, we can embrace it as a learning experience.”

#6

Ah !! The Starbucks Drive - Thru (9 3/4) For Hogwarts Students

Ah !! The Starbucks Drive - Thru (9 3/4) For Hogwarts Students

COOL_GEEK_010506 Report

Add photo comments
POST
AquaFox Gaming
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Daily Prophet: Platform 9 and 3/4 has been shut down due to muggle disturbance. New entryway in muggle café Starbucks.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#8

"World's Most Helpful Error Message" (Captured From A Ltt Video)

"World's Most Helpful Error Message" (Captured From A Ltt Video)

HeyImGabriel Report

ADVERTISEMENT

Meanwhile, Hans argues that if someone has indeed so far been able to avoid failures at work, then he would question whether they have been playing life too safe. “For example, if you win each and every sales pitch, it may well be that your prices are too low. If you can do your job with your eyes closed, maybe it’s time for a new challenge? When we play truly bold in life, our path will be full of both failures and successes.”

ADVERTISEMENT

If you do end up failing at whatever task you’re given, the key is to find a productive way to go about it. For Hans, it’s about applying curiosity to get the most out of the learning experience. “Don’t judge yourself for failing. Beating yourselves up does not serve any purpose. Quite to the contrary, it may affect your ability to turn the perceived failure into a positive outcome.”

#9

So Boss I Have Finished Labelling All Them Bottles

So Boss I Have Finished Labelling All Them Bottles

FranktheMug Report

What’s more, when facing failure, it’s crucial to recognize the fact that you intended well and look at the situation from different perspectives. “It’s quite likely that you did what you thought was required at the time. If things do not play out well for you in the end, acknowledge your good intentions. Then look at the issue with the eyes of a curious engineer, without emotional attachment: What exactly in your approach did not work? Which parts could be improved, which other avenues tried? In each failure there is valuable information that can help us grow,” Hans explained.

ADVERTISEMENT

According to Hans, failures are not only unavoidable, they are also essential for our personal and professional growth. “It is only through error and trial that we gather information and can learn,” he added.

#12

Money Wasted

Money Wasted

puchakpuchak Report

Moreover, Hans reminds us that sometimes, the only way to find out whether something works is to try it out. “For example, you can only really establish whether you enjoy a particular career if you are in it. When you then find out that it’s not a good fit for you after all, you have two main options: Do you resign to a life in misery by staying in the job? Or do you cut your losses and change career? I would regard staying in the job as the real 'failure' and changing your career as mastering life challenges with resourcefulness,” the executive coach concluded.

ADVERTISEMENT
#16

Online Engineer

Online Engineer

_AlexanderTheFake_ Report

Add photo comments
POST
Ali H M Salehuddin
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine, you standing right in front of the basin, and you turn on this faucet. The water goes straight to your crotch area. What an embarrassment! Worst if the water is hot!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Bored Panda also spoke with Christine Mitterbauer, a licensed and ICF-approved coach and serial entrepreneur. She said that when you mess up at work, instead of feeling ashamed or silly, remind yourself that the fact that you failed means you tried something new.

“If you only every do the easy or expected thing, you’ll probably fail less, but you’ll also be seen as a mediocre employee and colleague, and will be less likely to stand out when it comes to promotions and salary increases,” she explained.

The way you go about approaching failure is key in making it productive. “Tell yourself that the failure happened because you pushed yourself, and it’s only by pushing yourself that you grow and stand out. Never pushing yourself means stagnating in your job and career, and would leave you bored, unfulfilled and ultimately unhappy,” she said.

ADVERTISEMENT
#18

Turn Rliegfht

Turn Rliegfht

polite__redditor Report

Add photo comments
POST
Teodor Negru
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how the signs on the poles tell you traffic is flowing form right to left but the sign on the other side of the street tells you left turns are forbidden

SuperChicken
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that you mentioned it - no wonder the person, who put the street sign got confused. Which way is which?

Load More Replies...
Rebecca Trinkner
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, even the signs ahead are effed up. The two blue ones say left, and the one in the middle says no left. WTF?

Sanchi Shiva
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s two arrows pointing left and one sign with an / on a left turn. Very clear.

v
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, this is a RLUIEGFAHT turn lane which is considerably different from a Rliegfht turn lane, by at least two letters.

RandomX123
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F̷̢̡̛̦̈̒͋̀͒̇͊̈̈͐̏́̋̎͋̆̍̊̎͌͛̿͗̽͐̌̈́̓̈́͊̄̍̀̅̃͒͗͘Ŗ̸̱̰͍̫̱͓̻̟̯̄̽̎͗̐͂͑̑̆̎͊̇͗̎͐̿̃̔̎͊̇̉́̋̔͠͝͠͝͝Ļ̵̛̜̗̥̖̜͖͇̙̲̦̻͖͚̻̬͉̻͖͈͍̪̲̬̖̊̉̾͂̉̈́̓̓̒͌̂̔̀͂̽̉̇͑̿͊̽̆̐̿͌͊͒̈́͆̔̇̀͋̄̓͐̐͆̕͝͝I̵̡̧̛̪̠̩̖͕̋̅͛͋̋̂̆̿͌́͂́̉̽̽͛͊̆́͂͑́̈́̑̄̐̑̅̍̎͗͐̀͂̃̇͒͐̾̃̚̕͘͘͘͝͠͠E̶̙̬̙̮͕̦̘͈͈̎͊͊̎̀̔̈̈́́̏̌̇̅̃̇͂̄̈́̓̾̓́͂̄͊́̈́̚̚͠͝ͅĠ̶̢̢̨̬̝̠͙̙̝͙͇̲̮̘̗͉̞̤͈̣̣̞̟̭͉̠͇̮͇̗̞͈̮͙̙̰̬̺͆̑̀͜͝ͅͅF̴̧̨͔̗͎̦͇̱̱͇͇̱͍̬̖̼̤̝̖̥͎͔̥̤̅̈̌̎̌̾́̂͊̅͑̀̓̒̀̅͒̌̈́̎̀̈́́̎͌͋͛̈́̅̅̄̓͘͘̕̕͝I̴̧̧̡̡͉͕͍̙͓͙̝̺̠͙̗̣̯̫͚̥̯̟̤̱̗̠͕̜̔̾̆̄͛̇͆̇͌̏̒̐̋͜ͅŢ̷̼̘̮̟̠̥͎̫͉͖͎͔̤̭͎̻̮̟̬͐̌̈́͐̇̓͒̅̃̀̇̀͊̾͗̽͒̓͛̿̍̂̌̇̃͑͗̉͘͝͠

marnidarr
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did they write anything if you can go both ways? They could stop at TURN.

Gloria J Williams
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nyoes means no yes just like rliegfht means right left or left right. Take me to the funny farm.

MAKtheknife
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more you look at the picture, the worse it gets. Arrows point both ways, and street signs say turn left, and the sign across the street shows no left turn. Maybe it's your choice..

Loraine MacGinness
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again !! The workmanship of the day, tsk !! Eh ! just don't go straight on !!

Jane W.
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the arrow does point both ways, so this is a useful new word.

Bill Karp
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to every corner turn, turn, turn. there is an arrow turn, turn, turn.

Rustyn Birch
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If you keep going straight ahead, you're gonna have a bad time." :D

Marilyn Peters
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Multiple signs showing left turn, but white sign at the end shows NO left turn

Frank Bosch
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even the signs are confused. You have to go left but you are not allowed to turn left. Back it up than?

Riley Quinn
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The least these clowns could do is put up a larger sign across the street.

meow point1
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the letters seems to be having an identity crisis; it can't decide whether it wants to be an E or a G.

LiamTheBot
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TURN RUEAT notice the top also has sign that points in both directions LMAO

GlipGlop
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No idea what the paint is trying to say, but looks like turning left is a no-go anyways...

Chiuki
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting mixed signals... but whatever you do, don't go straight!

Florence
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(whatever the last word is) oh no! our table! its broken!

Giles McArdell
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then there are signs showing a one way heading left, but then a sign showing no left turn. Bet some sneaky traffic warden did that on purpose and is waiting nearby.

boredpandaki
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are not sure... If you know, take the chance... Imagine the insurance companies , conflicts, in case of accident!

John G
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two words, 'left' and 'right' have been painted over each other on a road. This leads to confusion over which direction one should turn.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Christine shared that there are some useful activities you may want to practice. Like, journaling—by writing down your thoughts and reflections on good and bad experiences at work, they become less personal and you’re able to see them more objectively. Putting words on your feelings down on paper means they get out of your head, where they often have a tendency to go around in circles (overthinking and overanalyzing). An added benefit is that you can look back at your learnings and reflections and see how you grow over time.”

Another very beneficial activity is engaging in meditation and mindfulness exercises. “By learning how to see your thoughts for what they are (just thoughts, not ‘the truth’), you combat overthinking about your failures at work. Devoting 10-15 min of your time to meditation each day means you get better and better at moving on when you fail and hit obstacles, rather than dwelling and ruminating on them.”

ADVERTISEMENT
#21

Its The Rock.. Right?

Its The Rock.. Right?

ChrOwonon Report

Add photo comments
POST
El muerto
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so he has being given a fake name all this years? shame on you fresh prince

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Christine also said that you may want to discuss your failures with a friend or your partner. “Share your failures with people you trust, this gets them off your chest, and your can share experiences and hear other people’s views and advice on them.” She added that often, our fails are worst in our own eyes, and discussing them with others can bring a lighthearted touch to them and make them have less power over us.

Most importantly, Christine assured that absolutely, there’s good coming out of our fails. “If we never fail, it means we never grow and learn, and that’s a no go if you want to get ahead and be successful in your career,” she said and added that “many senior leaders encourage failing, as failing often means trying things that no one has ever done before; key in business nowadays.”

ADVERTISEMENT

In fact, “people who have lived a full life and are close to death will also tell you the only things they regret are the things they DIDN’T do, not the things they did do,” Christine concluded.

#26

The New Way To Sit In A Wheelchair

The New Way To Sit In A Wheelchair

thesequelsuck Report

#27

I Checked Everyone’s Temperature!

I Checked Everyone’s Temperature!

Truji11o Report

Add photo comments
POST
Libstak
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much for no touching. Let's just spread from forehead to hand and then next forehead shall we? That 'll stop covid in its tracks.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

Is Anybody Familiar With This Particular Dog Breed?

Is Anybody Familiar With This Particular Dog Breed?

Cookie-Catto Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#31

I Would Love To See This In My Kitchen!

I Would Love To See This In My Kitchen!

caprisonny193 Report

#32

Imagine Someone Watching This While Wearing The Same Vest

Imagine Someone Watching This While Wearing The Same Vest

dopeking404 Report

#33

You Had One Jobs To Put A Masking Tape On The Electrical Plugs

You Had One Jobs To Put A Masking Tape On The Electrical Plugs

Asem1989 Report

#34

This Parking Lot At My Grandparents House

This Parking Lot At My Grandparents House

RefuseNo9121 Report

Add photo comments
POST
Maciej H.
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually looks quite reasonable. Maybe it 's not space-optimized, but parking should be much easier this way. At least it looks like that.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#35

I’ve Always Wanted To Be Sand

I’ve Always Wanted To Be Sand

Goblin088 Report

Add photo comments
POST
Rissie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the face coming out of the chest of an ominous looking kangaroo...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#36

Problem Fixed

Problem Fixed

lostproton Report

Add photo comments
POST
ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's that? Dropped your key under the building? Let me get that for ya

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#38

They Do It Just To Be In This Subreddit

They Do It Just To Be In This Subreddit

lostproton Report

Add photo comments
POST
AquaFox Gaming
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suicide? Or a prank? Imagine if its the sink drainer disguised as a powerpoint.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#39

Son, You Were Adorpted

Son, You Were Adorpted

bifoot Report

Add photo comments
POST
mulk
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the fact that "DP" can save a life.... I'm out, mouahahahah

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#40

My Rare Found... I Think I Know Who Is Buying This

My Rare Found... I Think I Know Who Is Buying This

BEAN_Demolisher Report

#42

This Is How It Came From The Factory

This Is How It Came From The Factory

Julis_texsture_team Report

#43

Must Be Fun To Ride There.

Must Be Fun To Ride There.

lostproton Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#46

Which One Do I Choose...

Which One Do I Choose...

Gucci_Lobster Report

#47

I'll Stay Away From This Barber Shop, Thanks

I'll Stay Away From This Barber Shop, Thanks

SpilledCobra872 Report

#48

Ah Yes, My Favorite Snacks To Buy At The Gas Station.

Ah Yes, My Favorite Snacks To Buy At The Gas Station.

Vidvidambusgamer Report

#49

I Cant Tell If Amazon Purposely Did It For The Package To Get Stolen. No Box. Didnt Even Hide It. What Do You Know. My Package Got Stolen

I Cant Tell If Amazon Purposely Did It For The Package To Get Stolen. No Box. Didnt Even Hide It. What Do You Know. My Package Got Stolen

Trickshotzzz Report

Add photo comments
POST
Kobus Loots
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In South Africa, they don't leave the package at your house they only deliver if you are there, if not then they come back later.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
Unlimited content
Ad-free browsing
Dark mode
#53

This Stopper, That Doesn't Touch The Floor

This Stopper, That Doesn't Touch The Floor

N_0_N_A_M_E Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#54

These "Nike" Pants

These "Nike" Pants

CaioMasLevanto Report

Add photo comments
POST
Beth Sito
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The question is....were these bought like this new or thrift? Because if thrift, there is a possibility someone has an embroidery machine and a good sense of humor. LOL

View more commentsArrow down menu
#55

I Let My Parents Hang My New Tapestry And...

I Let My Parents Hang My New Tapestry And...

Syk00 Report

#57

From A Construction Site... The Guy Who Made The Sign Didn't Think It Through Properly

From A Construction Site... The Guy Who Made The Sign Didn't Think It Through Properly

HarrisonAbbotsford Report

#58

I Collected All The Cones, Boss

I Collected All The Cones, Boss

Familiar_Big3322 Report

#60

I Am Out Of Words. Happened With Firefox, On A Banking Website

I Am Out Of Words. Happened With Firefox, On A Banking Website

NajeedStone Report

#61

Is It Me Or Is That The Same Helicopter?

Is It Me Or Is That The Same Helicopter?

TECHN0FARMER Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#64

Coming Soon In 2022 The Next Variant

Coming Soon In 2022 The Next Variant

FranktheMug Report

#65

Ah Yes, Large Fries And A Filet-O-Fish. Thanks, Mcdonald’s

Ah Yes, Large Fries And A Filet-O-Fish. Thanks, Mcdonald’s

gingerella19 Report

#66

This Bothers Me More Than It Should

This Bothers Me More Than It Should

Trippyfetus Report

#69

Why Did My Brain Decide To See This. I Walked That Way Many Times And Have Never Seen That Before. Why

Why Did My Brain Decide To See This. I Walked That Way Many Times And Have Never Seen That Before. Why

JUST-_VOID Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#70

Really Trying To Grasp The Story Behind This

Really Trying To Grasp The Story Behind This

user_namec_hecks_out Report

Add photo comments
POST
Mohsie Supposie
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The white lines were painted on a different day, and the cover was moved in between the two paintings.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#73

Dammit Disneyland, How Hard Is It To Properly Label A Toilet?

Dammit Disneyland, How Hard Is It To Properly Label A Toilet?

CorbinMar Report

#76

They’ve Told Me To Paint Straight Following The Curve

They’ve Told Me To Paint Straight Following The Curve

miguelopop Report

#77

The Australian Fanta Can

The Australian Fanta Can

GcubePlayer8w Report

Add photo comments
POST
Marija
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's because Fanta has the "Turn your world upside-down" campaign...

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#78

I Took The Stairs

I Took The Stairs

Report

#80

Put The Lid On The Almond Milk Boss

Put The Lid On The Almond Milk Boss

idectorm Report

#81

Do They Really Need A Sign To Make This Point?

Do They Really Need A Sign To Make This Point?

Logical-Resist4497 Report

#83

Why Is There A Wall There- Also Why The Heater

Why Is There A Wall There- Also Why The Heater

saltsourz Report

Add photo comments
POST
Dorothy Parker
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used to be steps all the way across. Then ADA type requirements went into effect.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#86

Ah Yes, Serbian (Latin)

Ah Yes, Serbian (Latin)

SeaBoss2 Report

Add photo comments
POST
The Scout
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another one that is still absolutely correct and not an error. Serbian can be written in latin or kyrillic characters, so this really is an important information.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu