Darn water. I WANT A REFUND!

True true

*cringe*

My boyfriend said he was traumatized by the birth of our daughter because I was in such pain. Even a year later he still doesn't want to talk about it.

Well, I’m glad I’m male

Might?

Yay children are fun and grateful

If you forget to eat you’re a madman

A great reason to have an extroverted kid around :D

When I was a kid I would stay up all night if you let me nap. My parents wouldn't let me nap so I would sleep at night.

Yes, yes that is important

I would also panic, if someone tried to drive a shirt through my head. What technique are you using? Do you Push the shirt through one ear using a knitting needle, and then pull it out of the other as soon as the tip pops through?

And they just *have to* show you the dead squirrel

Aw crap. Teacher:what color is that? child: rojo. Teacher:damn it you’re in fifth grade

lol, my mom said similar things when i was younger (not that last bit tho) XD

After my wife gave birth, I used to sleep with a stab vest and on a different continent, for good measure ;o)

AGREED~!! ^^^^

True

Well, Bill and Melinda ARE getting divorced; just saying~! ;)

Ahh, *now* that movie makes sense ;D

I like M Night Shamalan

When I had my daughter and I went to breastfeed the first time. The nurse (we'll call her Ratchet) kept shoving my daughters head into my boob saying "she needs to latch on" and I'm pretty sure I could tell that she *was* latched on...