No I'm pretty sure we are getting dumber

Yes!

This is very sad but true.

Yes, finally something I fully agree with.

In the Netherlands you go to court if you get a certain amount of tickets in a certain amount of time. And in Germany, you get called to get evaluated by a psychiatrist.

Not one, millions

Women do that, too. As soon as I was taken, a LOT more women found me attractive.

YES! but only if these shoes make sound "woo woo woo woo woo woo"

Served cold and stinging.

Snort-laugh!

So would power-walking be underlined walking?

Than, not then

Ooh, haven't heard this one before

Or give away a third of their apples.

My dad's part of this massive international bloke's book club, they have two rules. Don't be a (idiot, they use coarser language), and no work talk. Nothing about their jobs, for the above reason and they're so much more than their work anyways.

being good looking can be too, for both genders. constantly harrassed and getting unwanted attention.

how tf I yawned? by just reading the word??

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰 crrr aw dang it crrr aw dang it crrr aw dang it crrr aw dang it (IYKYK)

Also someone could be born after you but technically be older because of time zones (ie, if someone was born in eastern Australia at like one am on January 1st, then like an hour later someone's born in Hawaii where it's still December 31)

Reverse image search??

Diaphragm actually causes hiccups iirc. Just some random knowledge lol not putting him down

Hamsters are pretty good at it too

well then hello to u too

*makes strange noises with the loading of a shotgun*

Spiders don't have to pay a mortgage.

No kidding?

Nope. You just keep saying the same one until they realise what you're doing, and then keep saying that

Hopefully the police will catch up with you soon

Theoretically yes, but you might want to factor in things like disease, accidents, crime, general health and genetics.

I guess it depends how old you are and where you are. If you live in a country that doesn't have that many public blocks or watches or all that like a third world country.