Ooo, I'll use this whenever I see someone doing precisely that from now on.

That'll do it.

"No I in Team"; "No, but there is a ME"

lol

My family members who are past 18 years old, have grown scales that deflect the rain drops that fall.

What does your credit card look like daddy?

No fail here, both people are joking and it's funny

wait WHAT NO WAY 😱

Two for the price of one.

This is the result of a cutting-edge scientific experiment called freezing. Very difficult to reproduce outside of a specialized laboratory. Don't try this at home!

He's just treating everyone equally, no favourites.

Oh

Don't forget the Mc'Donalds cashier too!

Of course, they live to together, most identical octuplets do. LOL

This is something I find incredibly confusing and, I believe, shows completely that race is a social construct. If you have olive skin and black hair, speak Spanish, have a surname like Rodriquez or Hernandez, like to cook tortillas, and live in Europe you are considered white. If you have olive skin and black hair, speak Spanish, have a surname like Rodriquez or Hernandez, like to cook tortillas, and live in the Americas, you are considered a person of colour. I was astonished when Amy, in Superstore, referred to herself as 'a brown person'. Race has very little to do with DNA and is mostly how the rest of society views you.

This one is kind of cute. At least he's not freaked out at the thought of buying tampons.

BURNNNNN!

In fact if you followed this rule you would be a very bad pirate.

Come on, we've all been here at some point. Maybe not this exact intersection but one that looked a whole helluva lot like it.

don't do drugs kids

That's just horrific if it's true why aren't the shelters doing the basic checks that would happen in the UK? Why the fk can't he provide safety and shelter for them? And if he only wants cats for outside, stop getting them!! I've worked with feral colony cats for cats, and this guy makes me feel so angry 😢

"Get out of my way! I got nipples of steel!"

Is it because it got froggy? 😂

For when there is a full moon?

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte, attributed

Merde !

To be fair, if it was a Bag of Holding it's not supposed to do that and you'd be entitled to get your gold back

Aren't lions scrictly speaking panthers? Originally, panthers are the collective name for big cats. The scientific name of lions is panthera leo.

They probably had subscribed it to Twitter.

I dont get this one. Are they the same pereon?

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Punctuation error. It's "No, more plastic."

Its australian. I just gonna go back in my corner..

Watched probably way to many times the shawshank redemption

dumbáss. There BP, I corrected that weird grey splotch you have in the pic.

LOL

Not to make this dark or anything (joke, I am about to make this dark) but if someone threw a bag into the train I'm in I'd be worried at least.

"Wether Station"

obviously it is! it was gifted from Van Gogh himself

Sort of off topic but I wish I could get my braces off :/ (edit: spelling)

hold up... BLIND PEOPLE CAN HEAR?!

And humanity's collective IQ went up by several points.

What kind of plans does the hardware store have in place for your significant other? 🤨

Slightly used? Bollocks.

People call UC Berkeley, right across the bridge from San Francisco, Cal, or California... She could be switching from a golden bear to a gator ~ 25 miles away

Not the whole story. “Correction: The original version of this article falsely stated that Tanya McDowell was sentenced to five years in prison solely after larceny conviction for falsifying her son's address to get him into a neighboring school district. The sentence, which came after a plea agreement, actually encompassed three crimes to which McDowell pleaded guilty: Larceny and two counts of sale of narcotics.” https://people.com/crime/mom-sentenced-to-5-years-in-prison-for-using-friends-address-to-enroll-son-in-school/

Sure is

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it was in outer space before it landed on earth... *sigh*

Here's one. Components of meteorites have been found that are older than the solar system. How did that happen?

Why humans are still stuck on Earth...

No, hold on... the question is legit. A meteor could be older than Earth, but a meteorite is the remains of a meteorite AFTER IT STRIKES EARTH. So it wasn't a meteorite until some point after the Earth was formed.

It was already old when it landed, moron!

Well they found it in Australia sooo