Ooo, I'll use this whenever I see someone doing precisely that from now on.

That'll do it.

"No I in Team"; "No, but there is a ME"

lol

My family members who are past 18 years old, have grown scales that deflect the rain drops that fall.

What does your credit card look like daddy?

No fail here, both people are joking and it's funny

wait WHAT NO WAY 😱

Two for the price of one.

This is the result of a cutting-edge scientific experiment called freezing. Very difficult to reproduce outside of a specialized laboratory. Don't try this at home!

He's just treating everyone equally, no favourites.

Oh

Don't forget the Mc'Donalds cashier too!

Of course, they live to together, most identical octuplets do. LOL

This is something I find incredibly confusing and, I believe, shows completely that race is a social construct. If you have olive skin and black hair, speak Spanish, have a surname like Rodriquez or Hernandez, like to cook tortillas, and live in Europe you are considered white. If you have olive skin and black hair, speak Spanish, have a surname like Rodriquez or Hernandez, like to cook tortillas, and live in the Americas, you are considered a person of colour. I was astonished when Amy, in Superstore, referred to herself as 'a brown person'. Race has very little to do with DNA and is mostly how the rest of society views you.

This one is kind of cute. At least he's not freaked out at the thought of buying tampons.

BURNNNNN!

In fact if you followed this rule you would be a very bad pirate.

Come on, we've all been here at some point. Maybe not this exact intersection but one that looked a whole helluva lot like it.

don't do drugs kids

That's just horrific if it's true why aren't the shelters doing the basic checks that would happen in the UK? Why the fk can't he provide safety and shelter for them? And if he only wants cats for outside, stop getting them!! I've worked with feral colony cats for cats, and this guy makes me feel so angry 😢

"Get out of my way! I got nipples of steel!"

Is it because it got froggy? 😂

For when there is a full moon?

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte, attributed

Merde !

To be fair, if it was a Bag of Holding it's not supposed to do that and you'd be entitled to get your gold back

Aren't lions scrictly speaking panthers? Originally, panthers are the collective name for big cats. The scientific name of lions is panthera leo.

They probably had subscribed it to Twitter.

I dont get this one. Are they the same pereon?

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Punctuation error. It's "No, more plastic."

Its australian. I just gonna go back in my corner..

A) She can't read Roman Numerals B) She can't tell time unless it it is a digital clock C) All of the above

Rich people just don't have normal lives.

She'll never be able to tell what time the nanny gets there. Nevermind. Full time probably.

wormhole

To be fair, even not upside down the design of this clock is terrible from 4 to 8... 1721943350...cd416d.jpg

I like it when the clock has a Roman 4 like this: IIII. Saw two like that in train stations.

I wasn't looking at the clock!

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The plant under the clock is also backward. The leaves and flowers are facing the wall.

Right side up when she assumes the position

She’s asking the true questions

Watched probably way to many times the shawshank redemption

dumbáss. There BP, I corrected that weird grey splotch you have in the pic.

LOL

Not to make this dark or anything (joke, I am about to make this dark) but if someone threw a bag into the train I'm in I'd be worried at least.

"Wether Station"

obviously it is! it was gifted from Van Gogh himself