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Bored Panda has collected some of the worst mistakes, so you can learn from them and not make a fool of yourself like these guys did.

From a smoking pregnant woman accusing the sound of jackhammers of harming her unborn child to a lady who sends the insurance company photos of her own body's front, rear, and side views rather than her car's - these folks will go down in history because of their ignorance or a temporary brain eclipse. Scroll down to witness some of the most facepalm-worthy fails and vote for your favorite ones.

#1

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

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#2

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uneducation combined with the urge to express your opinion leads to the world as we have it today.

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#3

Busted

Busted

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That awkward moment when you get busted on your browsing history. Pointing it out by yourself. Publicly.

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#4

Turdnado

Turdnado

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one makes me angry. If you are blatantly stupid, do at least NOT invent things to justify your crooked political opinions.

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#5

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

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#6

It's A Mystery

It's A Mystery

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#7

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

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#13

Think Of The Kids!

Think Of The Kids!

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Lara B.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FFS. If this person reacts to epilepsy like that, what will this person say to depression? "Just put a smile on your face and you'll be finde!"

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#14

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

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#15

This Dumb

This Dumb

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadias probably also think Germany has a women as chancelor, instead of the Führer. Unbelievable! (Oh well, oh well, oh well...I read a report that truly millions believe just that.)

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#19

For That Price It Better Be

For That Price It Better Be

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#20

Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

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Lara B.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this a few months ago. Dear Lord!!! How can anyone not know Sir Paul McCartney?

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#22

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. The poster of: "I have never seen a well mannered man on a plane - enjoy!" is the even more sexist than the original poster.

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#24

The Future Is Awesome

The Future Is Awesome

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#26

It's Beautiful

It's Beautiful

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#27

Penta - 5 Points

Penta - 5 Points

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also always wonder what these chinese sign tattoos are supposed to me. If I was a tattoo artist, I would probably ink "I am stupid" and proclaim this means "Wisdom | Strength | Prosperity".

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#28

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

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#29

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

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Paul K. Johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's why I love the posters here at Bored Panda - especially Paul K. Johnson. His posts are the most awesomest!

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#30

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

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#31

Just Stop Talking

Just Stop Talking

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#34

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

farorie Report

#35

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

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#36

Classic Alyssa

Classic Alyssa

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#37

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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Zenozenobee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well "my father is stronger than your's!"... it is just good enough for kindergarden anyway....

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#38

Before Google Maps

Before Google Maps

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have these paper things with drawn roads on them it's like Google Maps but manual it's called.... wait for it..... a map

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#39

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid and I first discovered that was a place on the globe I was trying to figure out why there was a country named after such a horrible horrible word

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#40

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

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Daniel Losinger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of Reverend Noah Hutchings of Southwest Radio Ministries. He married a woman from Cambodia and he says people from other countries should not be allowed to come to the United States.

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#42

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard this happens to most people whop die...shocking! It must be THEM!

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#43

"It's Spelled Australia*"

"It's Spelled Australia*"

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#45

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

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rai mei
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

worries about the sound of jackhammers but apparently does not about smoking

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#46

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you use this font, you haver other problems than lost photos from a service that deletes photos automatically.

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#49

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

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#50

No More Homosex

No More Homosex

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how Cambells ForHelp stays so beautifully calm throughout this train wreck

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#51

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

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#52

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't care let them die I need to make it to work." Some people are so very inconsiderate and stupid.

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#53

An Election Every Year

An Election Every Year

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#54

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

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#55

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

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#57

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

AlexanderPortnoy Report

#58

Yet Another Facebook Fail

Yet Another Facebook Fail

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#63

Iss Vs Isis

Iss Vs Isis

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Noel Benavente
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some TV news presenter in my country said TWICE (in two different days) that NASA was spying people...

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#64

This Teen

This Teen

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bad parenting. my kids are 9,6 and 3. we go to a Library, we read book. they know how this simple place work!!!

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#65

The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything

The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything

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#66

First Things First

First Things First

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#67

Guy Takes A Pic Of His Hands To Show The Length And Width Of Phone He Is Selling

Guy Takes A Pic Of His Hands To Show The Length And Width Of Phone He Is Selling

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Marzipanda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you take a picture in the mirror with your phone so you can see how silly you look, genius.

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#70

Simple Math: The Fall Of Man

Simple Math: The Fall Of Man

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Steve Bowman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is she selling the computers? She's the only one who really needs them...

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#71

When Polio Is Better Than Peanut Allergy

When Polio Is Better Than Peanut Allergy

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All freedom notwithstanding, sometimes I wonder if some parents would need to be educated by force before procreating. Their poor children.

Anna Thouvenin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we have mandatory vaccination with no possible excuse of religion. Only allergies can put you out of vaccination and if the danger from the allergies is lower than the danger from vaccination (for example peanut allergy), then they will still give the vaccine. Should be the same in any country that wants to be tagged as developed.

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Amanda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cough cough* *stands on desk* *deep breath* "EXCUSE ME MA'AM/SIR, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT POLIO IS?!"

Purple and Gold Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except the vaccine prevents it so we don't have to cure it in the first place. Polio, even when cured, leaves LASTING DAMAGE. Even if it's out of their system, the damage is already done. Most who got polio couldn't walk afterwards as it left them paralyzed. The vaccine is far safer as it never gives polio the chance to inflict its damage.

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Ceamm
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Take are chances"? Yeah looks like a typical antivaxxer to me.

Debbie Pugsley
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it would be better for the world if their whole family got polio.

Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PEANUT OIL ISN'T USED IN VACCINES! And why would it be? As far as I know, peanut oil has no particular benefits that other oils don't have.

V Michael Lazar
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some medicinal compounds don't suspend well in water, so oils are used. For instance, certain hormones are suspended in cottonseed or sesame oil. It is possible that some vaccines might need an oil base instead of water. And if a known allergy exists, often a different company will have the same compound suspended in a different oil.

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#72

All You Americans Could Be Rich

All You Americans Could Be Rich

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#73

Girl On My Facebook Delivers Again

Girl On My Facebook Delivers Again

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Vlad Horobet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

shh don't tell them, let them get sorted out by natural selection. Let them eat more almonds.

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#74

Someone Got Mad About The NBC News Affiliate In My City "Changing Their Logo"

Someone Got Mad About The NBC News Affiliate In My City "Changing Their Logo"

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Lisanne de Jong
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this person never looks outside when the Sun shines while it's raining...

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#75

How The Fuck Do Cereal Bars Work?

How The Fuck Do Cereal Bars Work?

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Lara B.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys... come on. Some of these are made up, right? RIGHT??? Please let them be made up!!!

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#76

$1400 Walmart Mistake. What A Blockhead

$1400 Walmart Mistake. What A Blockhead

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#77

Oh, Right

Oh, Right

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Iapetos
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but this fascism. Abortion can never be a legitimate way of controlling the population.

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#78

Some People Are So Stupid

Some People Are So Stupid

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#80

Medium Rare

Medium Rare

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#81

Killing Evil Foreigners Is Ok, But Killing Evil Americans Is Wrong

Killing Evil Foreigners Is Ok, But Killing Evil Americans Is Wrong

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#82

Government Conspiracies

Government Conspiracies

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then all the ascorbic acid! It is even in fruits! We are all going to die!

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#83

"Tears Got Me A Citation Only"

"Tears Got Me A Citation Only"

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#84

I Had To Unfriend Her After This

I Had To Unfriend Her After This

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#85

F*ck The U.S.

F*ck The U.S.

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#86

Should've Doubled Checked

Should've Doubled Checked

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#89

Now That's A Headline You Don't See Everyday

Now That's A Headline You Don't See Everyday

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#90

You Do Know That You're Not A Veteran.. Right?

You Do Know That You're Not A Veteran.. Right?

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Danny Root
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Even though I got out early I am still considered a vet" he convinced himself quietly.

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#91

Facepalmed On Facebook

Facepalmed On Facebook

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#92

"Almost 2 Months. 1 Month And 6 Weeks"

"Almost 2 Months. 1 Month And 6 Weeks"

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#94

Oh No

Oh No

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Meowton Mewsk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She can take the class without majoring in it, Stephen. He must not have attended college.

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#97

What's That Hovering Above The ATM?

What's That Hovering Above The ATM?

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For a moment I thought this was taken outside, but took me some time to realize that the windows were just very clean. Nontheless, that's a UFO, trust me. Approach with caution.

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#98

Bet It’s An Accurate Quiz, Too

Bet It’s An Accurate Quiz, Too

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Lara B.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess i just learned something. Apparently Anne Frank was American :)

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#99

I'm Not A Math Major, But I'm 100% Certain This Is Incorrect

I'm Not A Math Major, But I'm 100% Certain This Is Incorrect

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#100

What? TIL Vaccines Contain Fetal Tissue

What? TIL Vaccines Contain Fetal Tissue

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not forget to wear the aluminium hat whiule baking. You know, THEY are influencing you all the time.

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#101

Hands Free? Wow She Also Found The Timer!

Hands Free? Wow She Also Found The Timer!

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#102

Is There A Way For Me To Look More Korean?

Is There A Way For Me To Look More Korean?

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Hamlets twin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every non-racist statement begins with "I'm not racist". I'm not racist, but dogs are mammals.

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#103

"Hitler Had Millions Of Friends"

"Hitler Had Millions Of Friends"

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#105

Plaintiff Seeking 17 Dollars And A Bag Of Popcorn

Plaintiff Seeking 17 Dollars And A Bag Of Popcorn

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Usernameofgag
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will do it too... Lol... The screen brightness is a big distractor.

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#107

Back Up, We Got A High Roller Genius Over Here

Back Up, We Got A High Roller Genius Over Here

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Danny Root
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of idiot would have that kind of money and waste it on a rental? That makes no sense. He probably just jumped on the back of someone's car and snapped a picture.

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