40 Gems From Facebook Marketplace That Prove Just How Much Garbage People Try To Sell You (New Pics)
InterviewBuying second-hand is all the rage. It's sustainable, affordable and the best way to find unique pieces you can't get anywhere else. You never know what you're going to come across! And that sentiment seems to ring particularly true on Facebook Marketplace, where users are likely to encounter some very questionable listings.
From haunted mirrors to bags of mysterious "squishiness", below you'll find some of the most eyebrow-raising posts from the That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming online group, as well as interviews with Peighton Kannel, one of the group's administrators, and experienced Facebook Marketplace seller Olivia White. Enjoy taking a scroll through the world's most bizarre thrift store, and if you actually want to purchase any of these items, you're likely in luck! Because something tells me they're all still available...
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Well, say what you want, but the dude is right that is indeed an Apple watch.....
Facebook Marketplace was launched in 2016, and today, over one billion people access the platform each month. One single ad on Marketplace can reach up to 562 million people, and items can be purchased and sold from over 200 locations around the globe. So it’s understandable that not everything being sold on this platform can be a gem. For every gorgeous vintage dresser or velvet sofa you find, there’s a “Cheeto that looks like a dragon” or a toilet that looks like fireworks went off in it. For some reason, people will try to sell anything, and no one knows that better than the members of That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming.
This online group was created in November of 2020, and it has amassed an impressive 95.6k members since then. But to anyone who’s spent 10 minutes scrolling through Marketplace, that should come as no surprise. Because there is endless bizarre content available on the site. So to learn more about this hilarious group dedicated to roasting Facebook Marketplace, we reached out to Peighton Kannel, one of the group’s administrators who was kind enough to have a chat with us.
This might actually be OK with an electric fire in it. (It's Friday. I'm trying to be nice.)
To make fireproof wood, untreated kiln dried lumber or plywood is loaded into a cylinder called a retort. The retort is sealed and the air is removed. Next, a fire retardant solution is pumped in to completely fill the retort, and pressure is continuously applied to force the solution into the cells of the wood.
Load More Replies...It's lovely. You can only use it once though. It will make a really big fire that will burn for a very long time. Sweep up when done.
Yup, this seems a great idea.....just put it Next to the courtins in the bedroom Window.....
A small price to pay for a new anomaly... If I had the chance I'd just give it to Dr. [REDACTED]
No wonder he haunts them... Revenge for miserable life in small cage without any furniture or bedding deep enough to dig in.
We asked Peighton if she could share a bit about the community and what it has been like seeing the group’s population increase so rapidly over the course of only a few years. “It's been surreal seeing the group grow so large,” she told Bored Panda. “We're really close to 100k members!”
Peighton also referred to the community as awesome, noting that the members are very active and represent many different places from all over the world. Yet they can all connect and bond over one thing: bizarre Facebook Marketplace listings. As of now, there have been 463 new posts in the group during the last month, and over 300 new members have joined in the past week. It seems like they will be hitting 100k soon!
This is clearly fake. We all know kitties don't scratch up cat trees. They only scratch up couches, antique carpets, drapery, and our legs from under the bed.
Yes! And if it has been that well used it is a priceless magical artifact.
Load More Replies...Yeah, some listings really are satire. I once encountered one that offered 2 used laurel leaves for 3€.
Load More Replies...Don’t forget the bikini or bra she’s sporting on top of that.
Load More Replies..."Really? The table? MY table? My food isn't that expensive, you know! Wait until we evolve opposable thumbs, then you humans can get off this planet and leave the tin openers behind like you do when ever you go on a long trip!"
My thoughts exactly! Looks like it could be hiding chicks under there.
Load More Replies...Once Mr. Wiggles learned to use FB marketplace, the house disappeared piece by piece
BWAHAHAHAHAdjlnrsck.gshchstjgc Hello. I am Donut. I have stolen the dumb Hedgehog alien can-opener’s computer. I am taking over
Load More Replies...When it comes to why people post such strange listings on Marketplace, Peighton says, “I think many of the posts are satire, but many aren't. I think some people are just looking to get rid of their items and don't realize how bad of condition they are in.”
We were also curious about the craziest and most shocking posts Peighton has ever seen in the group. “We get a lot of broken or dirty furniture. My favorite is probably when we get sent in items that are broken, re-gifted, or flat out something that shouldn't be second hand,” she shared. “Mirror pictures are the best just for how people pose while taking pictures with the mirror.” Honestly, I’m guilty of that myself; I’ve sold a mirror on Marketplace before too…
Counteroffer: How do you personally feel about fire?
Load More Replies...Don't know. Besides, it is absolutely awful and ugly, at least it looks kind of clean and in a good state. Seen much worse.
Load More Replies...15000 grand is 15 million. So you'll be pleased to know this is actually a bargain at just 15 grand.
Load More Replies...I swear to god this is my neighbor’s car XD (seriously though I hate my neighborhood)
"Custom air vents in the doors" Those aren't blood stains on the seats - it's rust."
They were shooting from inside the car, through their own door? Look at the bottom right photo. The metal is not punched in as it would be if someone was shooting at the car. The angle of the metal shows they were in the car shooting through their own door
Exactly! Or they had the door open while shooting it. People are stupid
Load More Replies...Only a few scratches. The bullet holes are just for aesthetic purposes.....
This is disturbing, you call that guacamole? Where are the tomatoes? Cilantro? There's better be lime juice in there...
Not gonna lie I want one of these, for the sole purpose of traumatising my friends when I get over my social anxiety and invite them to lunch
$308 for a $5 doll? Are ppl really that stupid? Why yes, yes they are!
We also asked Peighton if she had any helpful tips for people who actually want to use Facebook Marketplace for buying or selling. “Really my only tip is to sell something in the condition you would want to purchase it in,” she told Bored Panda. “If it isn't in good condition, throw it out.”
Finally, Peighton added, “Please invite your friends and family! We are so close to 100k!” If you’re looking to join in on the Facebook Marketplace madness, you can find the group right here.
I couldn't figure out your remark until I went back and looked and saw they were baguettes!!
Load More Replies...There used to be that social media game "hot dogs or legs"... well, this is level 2
What gets me (beyond all the crazy) is she wants $10 more for selling both together than separately. Usually people offer a discount for buying in bulk or taking both items at once. Weird.
Load More Replies...$20 for each bag (2 bags total) yet $50 for both. Math is hard.
Depends on if the lint came from cotton clothes, or polyester.
Load More Replies...Pfhu~ thank the lord, that the cats are fixed. I just began to worry about being responsible for lint-kitties at some point
So many things... "about two"... $20, 2 for $50... "fixed so no worries there"?... no trades? But I was hoping to trade you my own bag of dryer lint!
Yeah! What does the cat being fixed have to do with selling dryer lint...which is already a wtf anyway!
Load More Replies...Yes, and there's also a category of crazy crafters that love using it for all sorts of different things, like stuffing blankets and dolls, making paper, things like that.
Load More Replies...The cats are fixed so no worries??? WTF does he think cats do to have kittens??
To gain more insight on Facebook Marketplace, we also reached out to Olivia White. Olivia is an Australian entrepreneur, mother, and speaker, and she just so happens to be an experienced Facebook Marketplace seller as well. In 2019, Olivia detailed on her blog how she was able to make $15,000 selling items on Marketplace, so we wanted to hear what Olivia’s experiences have been like using the platform.
“I’d say mostly positive! We’ve sold so much over the last few years, especially through growing children and moving/renovating houses!” she told Bored Panda. “It’s been a great tool for both selling and buying. We’ve sold cars, baby furniture, even our shed we were knocking down, we sold and had taken away!”
“Really, you just need to give it a go, as you never know what people see value in!” Olivia added.
The last chance I will ever have for a smoking’ hot body.
Load More Replies...This is a funeral home gold mine, it's SO multifunctional! Grandpa's funeral turns into a memorial bbq AND you can use the side you're not cooking on to cremate gramps and save some dinero. Just make sure you keep track of which side of the grill is dinner and which side has gramps.
Sorry, no need. A fiery afterlife is already lined up for me, I'm told.
My experiments have concluded that after 30 minutes of sitting on the same toilet continuously your circulation gets cut off, but I used my own toilet so that's all I have to go on
A large boulder the size of a small boulder, more like
That’s what I thought. If you look at the floor, it looks like it’s unfinished around the base of it. Weird!
Load More Replies...We were also curious if Olivia has ever encountered anything particularly shocking on Marketplace. “Of course, there are always going to be some dodgy dealings, like counterfeit products and scams, but I think the rule always needs to be, ‘If it seems too good to be true? It likely is!’” she shared.
And as far as why people attempt to sell ridiculous things on Facebook Marketplace, Olivia says, “I think sometimes people are obviously taking the piss and bit, but sometimes I truly believe that some people are looking to make a few bucks anyway they can. And you kind of can’t blame them for having a crack? I do find the ludicrous items pretty funny though!”
Unlike picking from a box of chocolates, you do know what you're going to get.
Well, Momma always said that a fool is someone who does foolish things, so....
Ssshhh! If they figure that out, they'll charge double.
Load More Replies...If they matketed it as Farm house or Cottage Core there would be suckers lining up for it.
We also asked Olivia if she had any tips for people interested in using the platform. “I think if you're serious, you need to communicate that to your audience and give as much information up front, and be quick to respond and help potential buyers and encourage confidence!” she told Bored Panda. “Take good photos, declare any defections or issues, and state your terms and conditions upfront.”
“Facebook Marketplace is a wonderful tool, easy to use and free, making it accessible to everyone!” she added.
If you’d like to learn more about Olivia or gain more insight from her about Facebook Marketplace, be sure to visit her website, House of White, right here!
I'm pretty sure some of these are satirical. At least I hope they are....
That's definitely a sure bet. I think the give away is when you see "I know what I have"
Load More Replies...You may know what you have. But the car seems to be a little uncertain yet.
If by dog you mean feral children, then no I'm sure some authority has them
Load More Replies...They're practically paying YOU to take the couch!!! Well, in Monopoly money, but still...
If you’ve never used Facebook Marketplace yourself, this article probably isn’t making you want to jump at the opportunity. But I have to admit, it’s an extremely efficient platform. I’ve sold furniture within a matter of hours when moving, and especially if you live in a big city, it’s easy to reach a wide audience almost instantly. Plus, it’s nice to be able to see someone’s Facebook profile before deciding to meet up with them, as it’s usually easy to tell if someone’s account is legitimate. And as you can see, you can sell (almost) anything and everything on the site.
The categories include: vehicles, clothing and accessories, electronics, hobbies, family, classifieds, home and garden, entertainment, housing, jobs, free stuff, sporting goods, toys and games, and pet supplies.
"Wow, you just getting rid of all the stuff you own?" "Stuff _I_ own? Hell no"
Yes, this has "my partner cheated" written alllll over it. 😁
Load More Replies...I heard of someone who's house got repossessed by the bank so they stripped it down to the drywall before moving out. There was NOTHING in that house, no flooring, no carpet, cabinets, trim...NOTHING.
I heard of someone that put sacrete cement in the toilets
Load More Replies...Ooh! Must put in a bid for the old lid and used plastic straw! Ooh, Ooh, and the used paper plate!
Ok ok, but the pink bucket on the table is mine! Lol
Load More Replies...I got my phone stolen awhile ago. iPhones have a feature where you can mark it as stolen and basically nuke it from orbit. In the words of the Verizon guy helping us, “it basically turns into a brick”
Just master reset every single locked phone can be wiped and reset. You can look online for any type and model phone.
Apple has a thing where you can mark your phone as lost, and you have to enter the Apple ID to open it, cannot be used until you enter your info
Load More Replies...Years ago my husband's phone was stolen. I had put my number on the back of it, under the cover, just in case it was lost and someone was looking to return it. As if! When it was stolen, when knew when and where, I went to FIND MY IPHONE and drove to the home of the thief. The person who answered the door "knew nothing". I really should've called the police as, in the end, it cost us over $1K! Months later someone called me (number on back of phone) asking for Info how to unlock phone... "they bought it for $300" ...I told them it was a stolen phone and they hung up, then a few months later someone called to tell me they bought it for $20 because "they knew it was stolen and they wanted to return it to me". Then started asking personal questions, our names, etc. And wanted our home address so he could drop it off! WTF?! Told him thanks, but no...and now I have his number for the (nonexistent) police report. He hung up then. In the first 10 minutes it went missing it was "nuked".
this is/was really a trend on the runways... the original price is around £800: Check for Loewe Pumps Ballon
…when you believe you’ve seen everything. Can you use them??! The balloons will not ‘poffffff💨’?! Edit; AND their filled with water? I’ve seen much crazy stuff but this has to be on top 5 most stupid and messy sh!t I’ve ever seen 😵💫
And although this article might make it seem like Facebook Marketplace is the Wild West, it’s not a completely lawless land. In fact, they have several rules in place to attempt some semblance of order on the platform. “You should never list prohibited items (such as vouchers, adult products, events, animals, digital media). Your listing must not infringe the intellectual property of a third party. Your product should be a product (not a meme, news, or service),” Adeel Qayum at Oberlo explains.
C'mon people of BP, this right here is a golden comment and you should upvote it as such.
Load More Replies...I am sure that, among the billions of humans on this planet, there is at least one other person who collects these
I do. I put them on a hanger (the straight wire part) and keep it hanging in the kitchen for easy access. But I toss the expired ones, I'm not a hoarder.
Load More Replies...Yes!! It'll also fix those Old Navy rubber flip flops if you have a blowout.
Load More Replies...I would buy them for $2 and make some decoration art kinda. Nice with the colours. Would never give them $40 though, lol!
List it as a unique puzzle only for smart people. They'll fight over it.
You can see in the reflection they didn't think this through and now really need the toilet.
Sitcoms, these days, are nothing but toilet humour!
"Dad are you almost done I need to go!" "Shut up I'm watching the last of us!"
Lmfao ahhh i laughed so hard I f**king snorted at this one!! Thx friend
Load More Replies...I'm dying at the feet holding hands...... Is that how I am supposed to say it?
Brand new? Ehheh? I’m curious what happens to the poor controller tbh. Was it set on fire during an argument? I wanna know! Edit eww!! Keep the feet of the picture guys wtf??! Disgusting🤢
These photos are inspiring me to take a look through my apartment and see if there’s anything worth selling on Facebook marketplace. Perhaps a half-eaten loaf of bread, some used tissues or the extremely ugly chairs my landlord left me would go for a pretty penny? We hope you’re enjoying these questionable listings, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones you would be shocked to find for sale on your local Marketplace, and feel free to let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen someone try to sell online was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming, you can find them right here and here!
That's it! I've found my new moniker - just replace the "b" with an "h" and I'm all set.
Someone received an Amish Friendship Bread starter dough and forgot about it. Those were common in our neighborhood in the '90s.
I was just trying to explain this to my kid. He looked at me like I had lead the most boring life in the 90's.
Load More Replies...Why is "pet-free" relevant? Would they, otherwise, store the potato in a litter tray?
"Can be shredded" ... But then it's no longer a heart-shaped potato! 😳
I used to have the whole phrase as my notification settings. Now it's "can I come into the out now?" from Home.
Load More Replies...Good thing it's pet free, you should see what mine do to any potato that comes near this house!
Can I return after boiling or cutting it then? As long as I don’t peeling it? No but for real what’s wrong with some of the people on this list? Why do so many try to sell garbage or fckd up things they made, for ridiculous prices?
Is this Howard from The Big Bang Theory? You made one of these once....
thunk thunk thunk, splat splat splat. calvin are you sure you're armwrestling in there?!
First thought was a time out chair for a naughty child, with optional spanking
Perfect for the guys at my school... (They like to arm wrestle so..)
My favorit kind of "wrestling". Waiting for it to become Olympic.
That melon has seen too much. It's been used like a common pie.
or a cream pie? (can you say that? am I going to get censored?)
Load More Replies...Omg. It's got a hole in the top of its head too. Edited to say waste not want not.
Me to bank: Oh, hello, I'd like to take out a loan for some out of date eggs
Bank: That sounds like a solid investment!
Load More Replies..."only 2 needed for a full set" like they're Pokémon cards or something.
Is the birth giver made of gold or something? I mean $100 for 4 eggs!?
Are you supposed to suck these? Have I been placing these in my stomach the incorrect way?
A dragon or a rabbit (if you get what I mean)? 😉
I have questions and then I read "Florida". That being said, the mixture of Naegleria fowleri and bath salts explains WHY they think the Cheeto is dragon shaped AND why 10 other idiots are watching the sale.
I can kinda see the luck dragon from The Neverending Story. If it were orange. And only had 1/3 of its body. No? Just me. Maybe it's my insomnia! Lol
I got a George foreman that looked just like this at my baby shower. Ugh
Nooo please tell me you're joking!! And how the hell is that supposed to be of use to a baby or new mother?? That's so gross just bring nothing
Load More Replies...By the looks of they must've fried it first before using it as a fryer
Just melt them down into new ones.. sorry that's candles I'm thinking of 🤔
I actually approve of this. 1) the filters contain microplastics that are harmful to the environment, so at least these aren't on the ground, and 2) some industrious smoker (hopefully with a pair of gloves) can extract the tobacco and roll new cigs. So, a win-win in my book.
But wait... after the new cigs are rolled, won't those unused filters end up in the trash anyway?
Load More Replies...Some desperate smokers get the last bit of tobacco from the remains and roll the tobacco up in cigarette papers. It's usually heavy smokers as the last bit of tobacco in these are packed full of nicotine
Load More Replies...I don't know what a docker is, but I like the emphasis on that word. Like some frat bro showing off his dockersss
3 cartons? A pack is like $10 here now, yikes. Glad I gave it up decades ago.
Load More Replies...Its a homeless bounty. In Portland the hobos used to steal the outdoor ashcans.
Please don't call people that are experiencing homelessness hobos, they are people too and you have no idea what happened to them to put them in that position. Empathy is free
Load More Replies...sad thing is there are so many people on the streets wanting this. addiction has taken over so many peoples lives and i feel for them. as i have lived it and now sober
€13,50 - why not. If it is not available any more... . I have some ancient (finnish) ittala and would buy even a slightly chipped one. Design is nice and better sell it like this to somebody who can fix it professionally. Not to be used for liquids any more, but fruit and such.
First of, 100 dkr is like 15 dollars. Second, the Bowl costs like a s**t ton ($700 or so)...
Sry but no it does not Cost 700. More like 700 dkr. ;)
Load More Replies...I lived in Denmark a while back. Miserable hole with c**p weather. Just about the most expensive place I have ever lived and everyone walks around with a face like a slapped a**e. No wonder when you see the price of a beer. Could tell a few stories about it.
No, this chicken screams. I have one and it definitely does not "squeek". If you hate your dog/cat/hamster/neighbors - I highly recommend.
we use one instead of a doorbell at my house
Load More Replies...Well, if you were in France, it would be. We use a comma for decimals.
Load More Replies...Yes, a half bath has a toilet and sink only with no shower or bathtub.
Load More Replies...Used makeup..... I've gotten a stye just thinking about using used makeup😳😳
Ugh! I can feel the skin and eye infections just looking at this picture.
Ah, my favorite type of chair: Message chair. Also eww
My dad made a food and water bowl holder for our dog. It has been destroyed by now, but it looked WAAYYYY better than that. Like what even is that?
Darn, I wanted his last breath of stale air before he retired
This is worse than the person trying to sell the sand that Tom Brady stood on while announcing his retirement 🙄🙄 Asking price?? It can be yours for the low LOW price of only $100,000!!!!!! For SAND!!!! I just can't.......😳😳🙄🤔😆😆😆
Ouch! Too many chilli flakes on that curry last night.
Is it a Brazilian butt plum? I don't think this plum was born with it.
Mmmmm That looks good. I'm always excited when I get a chip with extra cheese or seasoning on it. Sometimes you hit he chip lottery and there's a clump of nacho cheese in the bag that the QA people missed. Yum!
If your child is haunted by an evil clown, don't make him cower in the closet or under the bed! Use the clown storage unit!
I bet you could barter on this one... I'd ask for a GIANT bag of the oreos.
Jesus and his disciples must have had dessert wine at the last supper.
My dad legit wanted one of these for The garage so he didn't have to come into the house when he was working on his cars.
In my head it sounds like Robin: "Purple sweet watermelon, Batman. That's some garden fresh fruit!"
Given the fishing gear, it may have seen service as a boat.
Load More Replies..."Wishin', and hopin', and coffin, and sneezin' - Dusty Springfield https://youtu.be/dyZG1s7gbn8
Anybody remember the Nauga, the mascot for Naugahyde covered furniture?
No... But I remember "Pleather" being the thing in the early 90's.
Load More Replies...She has that nicely seasoned Dorito.
Load More Replies...I've always wanted to get sliced and diced walking thru my own living room! I'll take it! Said no one ever!!! 😆😆
Perhaps they need money for a dictionary so they can look up the word slightly
Yeah, throw on a random turbocharger. This thing will not even spool up far enough to generate ANY pressure with the joke of an engine a lawnmower usually has, revving at 1500 RPM or so, and some 400 cm³ small ... you know, there's a process called "matching" involved in the choice of the right turbochar ... it's not really about function anyway, is it?
They even cambered the front wheels! Gave me a good chuckle. And ya know what? after taking a second look, they really did put quite a bit of work into this thing, even if no one understands why; I can appreciate that. Lol
There is only 6 slices instead of 8! Little slice or not 🤔🤔🤔 oh...free you say?? 😆😆
Let me guess that poor fish in it died because you neglected the absolute f**k out of the poor thing🥺🥺😡 please don't get anymore pets.....
It may be from a smoke-free, pet-free home, but not from period-free.
Sorry but why would ppl be ok with period blood just being in underwear 😳😳 even if they are made for your period?!?! Maybe it's just me who doesn't understand?????
Crotchless jeans. Pair them with your favorite crotchless undies or go commando. Either way, if you leave the house you'll likely get arrested
I used to work with a woman who claimed to always went commando. Two reasons this was ill-advised: 1) she was a delivery driver for our company, 2) she liked to wear short dresses.
Hey, at least it comes with a full coolant reservoir. That’s a plus! You just gotta buy the parts that it flows through. Lol
Oh jeezus. I know air fryers are hard to clean without a dishwasher, but it CAN be done.
Notice that the CVS theft prevention devices have been peeled off the front??
No sucker is gonna fall for this. Get it? Sucker. I'll show myself out.
That's where I straw the line! (I'll come with you)
Load More Replies...It's a good deal if you have the tools and the know how to restore it.
I don't know why but I find it so much funnier when they say "no low balls I know when I got" and it's literally just like a carton of eggs.
A good list to demonstrate the difference between funny and original, and just jumping on a trend. The more you scroll, the more copycat and less funny they become. Okay that's the nature of the BP upvote system, but a copy of a copy of a copy degrades like an old VHS tape. Old VHS tape, $150 + shipping. I know what I have.
I am growing more concerned and confused with the human race. Why?? What is the point of all this? Do they think people would actually buy it?
I think it's supposed to be funny. But it got old fast.
Load More Replies...Why does every pic have the same "Hi, is this still available" comment? Is there no other communication?
Or joking, but still crossing their fingers that someone thinks they're serious 🤞
Load More Replies...I don't know why but I find it so much funnier when they say "no low balls I know when I got" and it's literally just like a carton of eggs.
A good list to demonstrate the difference between funny and original, and just jumping on a trend. The more you scroll, the more copycat and less funny they become. Okay that's the nature of the BP upvote system, but a copy of a copy of a copy degrades like an old VHS tape. Old VHS tape, $150 + shipping. I know what I have.
I am growing more concerned and confused with the human race. Why?? What is the point of all this? Do they think people would actually buy it?
I think it's supposed to be funny. But it got old fast.
Load More Replies...Why does every pic have the same "Hi, is this still available" comment? Is there no other communication?
Or joking, but still crossing their fingers that someone thinks they're serious 🤞
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