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Buying second-hand is all the rage. It's sustainable, affordable and the best way to find unique pieces you can't get anywhere else. You never know what you're going to come across! And that sentiment seems to ring particularly true on Facebook Marketplace, where users are likely to encounter some very questionable listings.

From haunted mirrors to bags of mysterious "squishiness", below you'll find some of the most eyebrow-raising posts from the That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming online group, as well as interviews with Peighton Kannel, one of the group's administrators, and experienced Facebook Marketplace seller Olivia White. Enjoy taking a scroll through the world's most bizarre thrift store, and if you actually want to purchase any of these items, you're likely in luck! Because something tells me they're all still available...

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Elora Wright Report

Paulo Freitas
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, say what you want, but the dude is right that is indeed an Apple watch.....

Carlos
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it powered by Apple core i5 ?

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Facebook Marketplace was launched in 2016, and today, over one billion people access the platform each month. One single ad on Marketplace can reach up to 562 million people, and items can be purchased and sold from over 200 locations around the globe. So it’s understandable that not everything being sold on this platform can be a gem. For every gorgeous vintage dresser or velvet sofa you find, there’s a “Cheeto that looks like a dragon” or a toilet that looks like fireworks went off in it. For some reason, people will try to sell anything, and no one knows that better than the members of That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming

This online group was created in November of 2020, and it has amassed an impressive 95.6k members since then. But to anyone who’s spent 10 minutes scrolling through Marketplace, that should come as no surprise. Because there is endless bizarre content available on the site. So to learn more about this hilarious group dedicated to roasting Facebook Marketplace, we reached out to Peighton Kannel, one of the group’s administrators who was kind enough to have a chat with us.    

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    #2

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    Amy Jones Report

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will make your livingroom lit for sure

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might actually be OK with an electric fire in it. (It's Friday. I'm trying to be nice.)

    Pythonidae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make fireproof wood, untreated kiln dried lumber or plywood is loaded into a cylinder called a retort. The retort is sealed and the air is removed. Next, a fire retardant solution is pumped in to completely fill the retort, and pressure is continuously applied to force the solution into the cells of the wood.

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    Lolly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. With one of those electric wood burning fires inside it would look lovely

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you don't have and that's a brain.

    Pythonidae
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    To make fireproof wood, untreated kiln dried lumber or plywood is loaded into a cylinder called a retort. The retort is sealed and the air is removed. Next, a fire retardant solution is pumped in to completely fill the retort, and pressure is continuously applied to force the solution into the cells of the wood.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Himalayan salt coffee mugs would go well with that.

    Emy Loves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's lovely. You can only use it once though. It will make a really big fire that will burn for a very long time. Sweep up when done.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, this seems a great idea.....just put it Next to the courtins in the bedroom Window.....

    Pythonidae
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    2 years ago

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    To make fireproof wood, untreated kiln dried lumber or plywood is loaded into a cylinder called a retort. The retort is sealed and the air is removed. Next, a fire retardant solution is pumped in to completely fill the retort, and pressure is continuously applied to force the solution into the cells of the wood.

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    Janet Campbell Report

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how dangerous hamster ghost?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take it to add to my collection of haunted stuff

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hamster is still trying to reach the destination

    SCP Panda [REDACTED]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small price to pay for a new anomaly... If I had the chance I'd just give it to Dr. [REDACTED]

    Elliebean13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, thats a tiny cage.

    Ula Grzesiuk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder he haunts them... Revenge for miserable life in small cage without any furniture or bedding deep enough to dig in.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Parry Grip's song "Ghost Hamster."

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    We asked Peighton if she could share a bit about the community and what it has been like seeing the group’s population increase so rapidly over the course of only a few years. “It's been surreal seeing the group grow so large,” she told Bored Panda. “We're really close to 100k members!”

    Peighton also referred to the community as awesome, noting that the members are very active and represent many different places from all over the world. Yet they can all connect and bond over one thing: bizarre Facebook Marketplace listings. As of now, there have been 463 new posts in the group during the last month, and over 300 new members have joined in the past week. It seems like they will be hitting 100k soon! 

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    #4

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    Addie Leach Report

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are like "See??? It's still good!"

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some odd reason, this gives me "Pirates Of the Caribbean" vibes.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They loved it to bits. :)

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly fake. We all know kitties don't scratch up cat trees. They only scratch up couches, antique carpets, drapery, and our legs from under the bed.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And if it has been that well used it is a priceless magical artifact.

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    Brazen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me really sad for some reason.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this is a joke. Also - cute kitties!

    Dynein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, some listings really are satire. I once encountered one that offered 2 used laurel leaves for 3€.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope these little guys got a better cat tree.

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    #5

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    Makayla Hooper Report

    Smiler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weird name for a cat but ill take it eitherway

    Brazen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks like it's trying to pull it's pants up. lol

    CHRISTY SMITH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget the bikini or bra she’s sporting on top of that.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Really? The table? MY table? My food isn't that expensive, you know! Wait until we evolve opposable thumbs, then you humans can get off this planet and leave the tin openers behind like you do when ever you go on a long trip!"

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly! Looks like it could be hiding chicks under there.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prove it's solid. Put the cat on it!

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That belly needs a good rubbing

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    Kryztal Wilson Report

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once Mr. Wiggles learned to use FB marketplace, the house disappeared piece by piece

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHAHAdjlnrsck.gshchstjgc Hello. I am Donut. I have stolen the dumb Hedgehog alien can-opener’s computer. I am taking over

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    nkn.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah i promise you're gonna get that treat, just hold it up straight"

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way cuter than the usual banana for scale.

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the Vanna White attitude from the model.

    SCP Panda [REDACTED]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the cat come with it? Or is the cat selling it?

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    When it comes to why people post such strange listings on Marketplace, Peighton says, “I think many of the posts are satire, but many aren't. I think some people are just looking to get rid of their items and don't realize how bad of condition they are in.”

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    We were also curious about the craziest and most shocking posts Peighton has ever seen in the group. “We get a lot of broken or dirty furniture. My favorite is probably when we get sent in items that are broken, re-gifted, or flat out something that shouldn't be second hand,” she shared. “Mirror pictures are the best just for how people pose while taking pictures with the mirror.” Honestly, I’m guilty of that myself; I’ve sold a mirror on Marketplace before too…

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    #7

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    Gabrielle Morton Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make offer. How's about you keep it?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counteroffer: How do you personally feel about fire?

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see tiny shrimp carcasses pinned everywhere. Help.

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know. Besides, it is absolutely awful and ugly, at least it looks kind of clean and in a good state. Seen much worse.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Pinheads lounge suite

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New phobia unlocked..

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it looks ugly, but I wanna touch it so bad!

    Redheaded1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought someone was playing bacon tic tac toe.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one very curious if it ever sold.

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    #8

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    Louise Williams Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15000 grand!!! Pass an inspection, my foot. This guy is mental

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15000 grand is 15 million. So you'll be pleased to know this is actually a bargain at just 15 grand.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear to god this is my neighbor’s car XD (seriously though I hate my neighborhood)

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Custom air vents in the doors" Those aren't blood stains on the seats - it's rust."

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Those are speedholes ... they make the car go faster" IYKYK

    hesse böös
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Slipstream
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were shooting from inside the car, through their own door? Look at the bottom right photo. The metal is not punched in as it would be if someone was shooting at the car. The angle of the metal shows they were in the car shooting through their own door

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Or they had the door open while shooting it. People are stupid

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    hesse böös
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gang made those custom air vents and how many years they got?

    River Denton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't mind the variaty of odd smells trust me its nothing

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Custom air vents in the doors! 🤣

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a few scratches. The bullet holes are just for aesthetic purposes.....

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    #9

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    Abby Glidden Report

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disturbing, you call that guacamole? Where are the tomatoes? Cilantro? There's better be lime juice in there...

    rxndomhumxn01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie I want one of these, for the sole purpose of traumatising my friends when I get over my social anxiety and invite them to lunch

    CHRISTY SMITH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $308 for a $5 doll? Are ppl really that stupid? Why yes, yes they are!

    Ione Alva-wies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is more haunted than the hamster cage

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it's eyes should be closed

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    We also asked Peighton if she had any helpful tips for people who actually want to use Facebook Marketplace for buying or selling. “Really my only tip is to sell something in the condition you would want to purchase it in,” she told Bored Panda. “If it isn't in good condition, throw it out.”

    Finally, Peighton added, “Please invite your friends and family! We are so close to 100k!” If you’re looking to join in on the Facebook Marketplace madness, you can find the group right here.

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    Kaitlynn Marie Wright Report

    Salty Sasquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't figure out your remark until I went back and looked and saw they were baguettes!!

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    ThatG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those loafers?

    TheDag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baguette a move on and snap these up, that price is no loafing matter

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinocchio has fallen on hard times and needs to sell some shoes.

    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be that social media game "hot dogs or legs"... well, this is level 2

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh lala how fancy, are they from France ?

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, that's a creative way to display shoes.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, something to use that month old bread for.

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    #11

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    Aaron Miller Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that will be a hard NO from me.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me (beyond all the crazy) is she wants $10 more for selling both together than separately. Usually people offer a discount for buying in bulk or taking both items at once. Weird.

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    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my cats are fixed... so no worries there!"

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20 for each bag (2 bags total) yet $50 for both. Math is hard.

    OMGhonestly
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understanding satire so much harder

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    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a great fire starter. Good for campfires or fireplaces.

    Winter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on if the lint came from cotton clothes, or polyester.

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    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfhu~ thank the lord, that the cats are fixed. I just began to worry about being responsible for lint-kitties at some point

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things... "about two"... $20, 2 for $50... "fixed so no worries there"?... no trades? But I was hoping to trade you my own bag of dryer lint!

    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! What does the cat being fixed have to do with selling dryer lint...which is already a wtf anyway!

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dryer lint - AKA Throwing your clothes away very slowly.

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your family camps a lot, you could use it to start campfires?

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and there's also a category of crazy crafters that love using it for all sorts of different things, like stuffing blankets and dolls, making paper, things like that.

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    Jennlyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose the believe that this was a joke

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cats are fixed so no worries??? WTF does he think cats do to have kittens??

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    #12

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    Bailey Cellars Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got the 'oddity' bit right

    OurLadyOfLunch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another instance of just because you can doesn't mean you should.

    araT Backwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id like to see her eyes…i think i want her!

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY 💰💰💰

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've heard of Bridezella, but have you heard of...

    Maxwell Kranicz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your- OH JESUS CHRIST

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    To gain more insight on Facebook Marketplace, we also reached out to Olivia White. Olivia is an Australian entrepreneur, mother, and speaker, and she just so happens to be an experienced Facebook Marketplace seller as well. In 2019, Olivia detailed on her blog how she was able to make $15,000 selling items on Marketplace, so we wanted to hear what Olivia’s experiences have been like using the platform. 

    “I’d say mostly positive! We’ve sold so much over the last few years, especially through growing children and moving/renovating houses!” she told Bored Panda. “It’s been a great tool for both selling and buying. We’ve sold cars, baby furniture, even our shed we were knocking down, we sold and had taken away!”

    “Really, you just need to give it a go, as you never know what people see value in!” Olivia added.

    #13

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    Mads Grace Report

    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last chance I will ever have for a smoking’ hot body.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a funeral home gold mine, it's SO multifunctional! Grandpa's funeral turns into a memorial bbq AND you can use the side you're not cooking on to cremate gramps and save some dinero. Just make sure you keep track of which side of the grill is dinner and which side has gramps.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is oddly appealing.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, no need. A fiery afterlife is already lined up for me, I'm told.

    William zeringue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make you so ashy no amount of lotion could save you

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this was an actual torture in medieval times so....

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two thoughts upon seeing this: 1.”do you want to be buried or cremated?””yes” 2. Turn it on and say “we cook with hellfire” or tell someone “this prepares you for where you are going”

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    #14

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    Gali būti ‎tekstas „‎6:11 43% Gaming chair high quality $75 $87 Public meetup م Get local delivery. See estimate Send seller a message Hi Carlos, is this still available? Send Alert Save Share Send Offer Seller information Seller details‎“‎ vaizdas Nicole Bowen Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you need to go but you don't wanna go

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My experiments have concluded that after 30 minutes of sitting on the same toilet continuously your circulation gets cut off, but I used my own toilet so that's all I have to go on

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your sacrifice in the name of science

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    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says high quality, but I have one and honestly its crappy at best

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess better than all them yellow water bottles on floor

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is a sink and a mini fridge and voilà

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, my butt would be numb after 20 minutes...

    Henrita Manuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you don't have to be afk and get hate from your party anymore😌

    Lou’s Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a lifetime supply of Preparation H?

    Happy Blue Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to go but don't want to leave

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future of office chairs

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    #15

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    Emma Mette Report

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? You bought the ROCK then built the house?

    Kensi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell they got it inside?

    OurLadyOfLunch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to need a banana for scale.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More curious as to how they got it in doors

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a prop rock out of Styrofoam?

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large boulder the size of a small boulder, more like

    Sloew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to me for rock bottom pricing.

    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just build around it?

    Illustrious G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I thought. If you look at the floor, it looks like it’s unfinished around the base of it. Weird!

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    We were also curious if Olivia has ever encountered anything particularly shocking on Marketplace. “Of course, there are always going to be some dodgy dealings, like counterfeit products and scams, but I think the rule always needs to be, ‘If it seems too good to be true? It likely is!’” she shared.

    And as far as why people attempt to sell ridiculous things on Facebook Marketplace, Olivia says, “I think sometimes people are obviously taking the piss and bit, but sometimes I truly believe that some people are looking to make a few bucks anyway they can. And you kind of can’t blame them for having a crack? I do find the ludicrous items pretty funny though!”

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    #16

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    Sheryl Jean Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike picking from a box of chocolates, you do know what you're going to get.

    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a huge movie collection at home"... The collection at home:

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf collects identical copies of one movie?

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it was an actor with a small part?

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    Anastacia Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey guys, i dont think they like Forrest Gump

    Paul Werner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he's watched them all

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have toilet rolls and hand sanitizer also?

    Lucy Hildring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I just felt like… buying a bunch of Forrest Gump DVDs”

    Eddie Maurer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it and sell them for a buck a piece

    Irish woman abroad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Momma always said that a fool is someone who does foolish things, so....

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 101 copies of Forrest Gump being sold

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    #17

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    Victoria Valencia Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see Jesus or the Virgin Mary. Must not be authentic.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A deformed peachi-"O" is not a Sailer Moon crescent

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we get a fork in the picture? So we know it's real?

    #18

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    Caitlin Ash Report

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ssshhh! If they figure that out, they'll charge double.

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    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where I drawer the line!

    Backup Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potayto potahto, side table drawer, tomayto tomahto 

    Kristen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda took the handle off first

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they matketed it as Farm house or Cottage Core there would be suckers lining up for it.

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally "side table drawer" iykyk

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, that's certainly less than the cost of the materials before labor.

    Estelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the diy vibes lose enthusiasm

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here we have actual junk. With a handle.

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    We also asked Olivia if she had any tips for people interested in using the platform. “I think if you're serious, you need to communicate that to your audience and give as much information up front, and be quick to respond and help potential buyers and encourage confidence!” she told Bored Panda. “Take good photos, declare any defections or issues, and state your terms and conditions upfront.”

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    “Facebook Marketplace is a wonderful tool, easy to use and free, making it accessible to everyone!” she added.

    If you’d like to learn more about Olivia or gain more insight from her about Facebook Marketplace, be sure to visit her website, House of White, right here!

    #19

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    Meghan McGinty Report

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure some of these are satirical. At least I hope they are....

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely a sure bet. I think the give away is when you see "I know what I have"

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the auto pilot caught fire

    sophie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the question is, are you towing it to my door or the scrapyard

    Kensi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's a real difference between what you think you have and what you have.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, what you have is a pile of worthless scrap, you numpty

    Awkward Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delusion. That's what you have...

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may know what you have. But the car seems to be a little uncertain yet.

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    #20

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    Brandy Sheppard Report

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they didn't specify the color because it'll be a dingey greenish white by the time it gets anywhere

    #21

    Facebook-Marketplace-Shaming-Pics

    Aimee Starr Report

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seller is in prison and needs $200 to get out.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by dog you mean feral children, then no I'm sure some authority has them

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    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess someone is not taking losing well lol

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're practically paying YOU to take the couch!!! Well, in Monopoly money, but still...

    Swinger Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why wouldn't they straighten it up before taking the picture?

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reupholsterer could tidy that right up. The bones are probably in fine shape.

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    If you’ve never used Facebook Marketplace yourself, this article probably isn’t making you want to jump at the opportunity. But I have to admit, it’s an extremely efficient platform. I’ve sold furniture within a matter of hours when moving, and especially if you live in a big city, it’s easy to reach a wide audience almost instantly. Plus, it’s nice to be able to see someone’s Facebook profile before deciding to meet up with them, as it’s usually easy to tell if someone’s account is legitimate. And as you can see, you can sell (almost) anything and everything on the site.

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    The categories include: vehicles, clothing and accessories, electronics, hobbies, family, classifieds, home and garden, entertainment, housing, jobs, free stuff, sporting goods, toys and games, and pet supplies. 

    #22

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    Cas'carrinthein Jackson Report

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wow, you just getting rid of all the stuff you own?" "Stuff _I_ own? Hell no"

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this has "my partner cheated" written alllll over it. 😁

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come clean my attic for free". Fixed it for you.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the attic space where they kept their feral child. 😬

    OurLadyOfLunch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard of someone who's house got repossessed by the bank so they stripped it down to the drywall before moving out. There was NOTHING in that house, no flooring, no carpet, cabinets, trim...NOTHING.

    Vermontah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard of someone that put sacrete cement in the toilets

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh! Must put in a bid for the old lid and used plastic straw! Ooh, Ooh, and the used paper plate!

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ok, but the pink bucket on the table is mine! Lol

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fav is the random arm holding a hand drawn fox pic

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screams "I bought a house from a hoarder!!"

    River Denton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want the child in the pajama's

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    #23

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    Sabrina Rodgers Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my phone stolen awhile ago. iPhones have a feature where you can mark it as stolen and basically nuke it from orbit. In the words of the Verizon guy helping us, “it basically turns into a brick”

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon does that for their devices, too.

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just master reset every single locked phone can be wiped and reset. You can look online for any type and model phone.

    ဗSailor Moonဗ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple has a thing where you can mark your phone as lost, and you have to enter the Apple ID to open it, cannot be used until you enter your info

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    MitchyG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago my husband's phone was stolen. I had put my number on the back of it, under the cover, just in case it was lost and someone was looking to return it. As if! When it was stolen, when knew when and where, I went to FIND MY IPHONE and drove to the home of the thief. The person who answered the door "knew nothing". I really should've called the police as, in the end, it cost us over $1K! Months later someone called me (number on back of phone) asking for Info how to unlock phone... "they bought it for $300" ...I told them it was a stolen phone and they hung up, then a few months later someone called to tell me they bought it for $20 because "they knew it was stolen and they wanted to return it to me". Then started asking personal questions, our names, etc. And wanted our home address so he could drop it off! WTF?! Told him thanks, but no...and now I have his number for the (nonexistent) police report. He hung up then. In the first 10 minutes it went missing it was "nuked".

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone call the police?

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    #24

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    Lucy Pybus Report

    The Dark Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is/was really a trend on the runways... the original price is around £800: Check for Loewe Pumps Ballon

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they fart when you walk?

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were whoopie cushions.

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USAF will shoot 'em for you ...

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …when you believe you’ve seen everything. Can you use them??! The balloons will not ‘poffffff💨’?! Edit; AND their filled with water? I’ve seen much crazy stuff but this has to be on top 5 most stupid and messy sh!t I’ve ever seen 😵‍💫

    Nancy Doughty
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if they were Whoopee Cushions :D

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    And although this article might make it seem like Facebook Marketplace is the Wild West, it’s not a completely lawless land. In fact, they have several rules in place to attempt some semblance of order on the platform. “You should never list prohibited items (such as vouchers, adult products, events, animals, digital media). Your listing must not infringe the intellectual property of a third party. Your product should be a product (not a meme, news, or service),” Adeel Qayum at Oberlo explains. 

    #25

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    Jessie Rae McDougall Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a ripoff. A lot of these are already expired.👎👎👎

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon people of BP, this right here is a golden comment and you should upvote it as such.

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure that, among the billions of humans on this planet, there is at least one other person who collects these

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do. I put them on a hanger (the straight wire part) and keep it hanging in the kitchen for easy access. But I toss the expired ones, I'm not a hoarder.

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    Flisey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough, my daughter collects these and in our country bread now uses cardboard versions of these

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! It'll also fix those Old Navy rubber flip flops if you have a blowout.

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    Elchinero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always keep one in your wallet .... I read that ...

    BRUSSEL SPROUT PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worth it cuz I lose these all the time

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy them for $2 and make some decoration art kinda. Nice with the colours. Would never give them $40 though, lol!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    List it as a unique puzzle only for smart people. They'll fight over it.

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    #26

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    Zoë Clark Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the only room in your house that is clutter-free enough for a pic.

    Jacqueline Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see in the reflection they didn't think this through and now really need the toilet.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on the wrong side of THAT room, for sure.

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice how high the tank is in relation to the seat?

    Maxwell Kranicz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dad are you almost done I need to go!" "Shut up I'm watching the last of us!"

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    #27

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    Myka Moultrie Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrrrr far too many feet

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfao ahhh i laughed so hard I f**king snorted at this one!! Thx friend

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    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. Probably covered in toe jam and Earl.

    BRUSSEL SPROUT PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those other 155 shoppers have a thing for feet

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought I'd seen enough for one day. Humans say nope not yet...

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I think this is less about the controller, and more a covert advert for foot fetish swingers?

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘It will inspire you to go toe to toe with your opponent!’

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brand new? Ehheh? I’m curious what happens to the poor controller tbh. Was it set on fire during an argument? I wanna know! Edit eww!! Keep the feet of the picture guys wtf??! Disgusting🤢

    Liv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they holding uhhhhh…..feet?

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    These photos are inspiring me to take a look through my apartment and see if there’s anything worth selling on Facebook marketplace. Perhaps a half-eaten loaf of bread, some used tissues or the extremely ugly chairs my landlord left me would go for a pretty penny? We hope you’re enjoying these questionable listings, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones you would be shocked to find for sale on your local Marketplace, and feel free to let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen someone try to sell online was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming, you can find them right here and here!

    #28

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    Sarah Uland Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm worried about the fact that 29 people have saved this item

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it! I've found my new moniker - just replace the "b" with an "h" and I'm all set.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay fresh cheese bags.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rare for me, but I have no words.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but what keeps it warm?

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to know. Just accept.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a squishy used baby diaper for free

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it warm and squishy because it's composting?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone received an Amish Friendship Bread starter dough and forgot about it. Those were common in our neighborhood in the '90s.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just trying to explain this to my kid. He looked at me like I had lead the most boring life in the 90's.

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    #29

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    Katie Franceschine Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the Sam hill is that? An atrocity has been committed.

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shapeshifter between the states of turtle and horse?

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great googly moogly, burn it with fire!

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a cross between a horse a pineapple and a turtle

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    #30

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    Bethany Jane Miller Report

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is "pet-free" relevant? Would they, otherwise, store the potato in a litter tray?

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can be shredded" ... But then it's no longer a heart-shaped potato! 😳

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiled in a stew! 🥔

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have the whole phrase as my notification settings. Now it's "can I come into the out now?" from Home.

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it's pet free, you should see what mine do to any potato that comes near this house!

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I return after boiling or cutting it then? As long as I don’t peeling it? No but for real what’s wrong with some of the people on this list? Why do so many try to sell garbage or fckd up things they made, for ridiculous prices?

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    #31

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    Miranda Wood Report

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be in a package deal with the melon.

    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Howard from The Big Bang Theory? You made one of these once....

    Korean Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thunk thunk thunk, splat splat splat. calvin are you sure you're armwrestling in there?!

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thought was a time out chair for a naughty child, with optional spanking

    Loonie Toonie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for the guys at my school... (They like to arm wrestle so..)

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorit kind of "wrestling". Waiting for it to become Olympic.

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    AnxiousEmby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Preloved” 😳

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, and the arm wrestling simulator - you've got yourself a party.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That melon has seen too much. It's been used like a common pie.

    Francine Govan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a cream pie? (can you say that? am I going to get censored?)

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    No Name
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Did anyone else notice the second hole in the top? 😱 Edit: yes, 1 other person

    BLONDTROBL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cantaloupe, I'm already married.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to bank: Oh, hello, I'd like to take out a loan for some out of date eggs

    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bank: That sounds like a solid investment!

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    Vinchenski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "only 2 needed for a full set" like they're Pokémon cards or something.

    Kitten Dog Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can get fresh ones at rhe grocery store for the same price...

    Oliver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an egg-cellent deal

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inflation is up, but it’s not at this point yet

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a fair price with the cost of eggs lately

    pat hayes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, i admit it...i am old & dense....please tell me that ALL these listings are a joke..!!? ,RIGHT??? if not, i weep for our soon to be extinct species..😭

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the birth giver made of gold or something? I mean $100 for 4 eggs!?

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming soon to a global climate crisis near you.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Elaine, didn't Poland Springs merge with Morgan and was renamed Moland?

    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got loads of these in my car I could make a fortune!

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word 'gently' makes this sooo appealing

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you supposed to suck these? Have I been placing these in my stomach the incorrect way?

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how much is a whole fresh one not sucked on at all?

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a psychopath's trophy wall???

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if that rock-collage comes with it

    Amy T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't approve of Playboy being that close to one of the greatest movies of all time.

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gently sucked on before he got the cantaloupe out, methinks

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    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions and then I read "Florida". That being said, the mixture of Naegleria fowleri and bath salts explains WHY they think the Cheeto is dragon shaped AND why 10 other idiots are watching the sale.

    Loris Adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can kinda see the luck dragon from The Neverending Story. If it were orange. And only had 1/3 of its body. No? Just me. Maybe it's my insomnia! Lol

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like that Naruto runner guy that was in the news a while back at Area 51

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Looks like a dragon”? The seller must have used another powder besides just Cheetos dust!

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I put my fat in it?

    Jacqueline Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a George foreman that looked just like this at my baby shower. Ugh

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo please tell me you're joking!! And how the hell is that supposed to be of use to a baby or new mother?? That's so gross just bring nothing

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    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever wondered what doctors have nightmares about?

    Caitlyn Lowe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of they must've fried it first before using it as a fryer

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just melt them down into new ones.. sorry that's candles I'm thinking of 🤔

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually approve of this. 1) the filters contain microplastics that are harmful to the environment, so at least these aren't on the ground, and 2) some industrious smoker (hopefully with a pair of gloves) can extract the tobacco and roll new cigs. So, a win-win in my book.

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wait... after the new cigs are rolled, won't those unused filters end up in the trash anyway?

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some desperate smokers get the last bit of tobacco from the remains and roll the tobacco up in cigarette papers. It's usually heavy smokers as the last bit of tobacco in these are packed full of nicotine

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    Vinchenski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what a docker is, but I like the emphasis on that word. Like some frat bro showing off his dockersss

    Jacqueline Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I'll just go and buy 3 cartons instead

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 cartons? A pack is like $10 here now, yikes. Glad I gave it up decades ago.

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    Vermontah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a homeless bounty. In Portland the hobos used to steal the outdoor ashcans.

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't call people that are experiencing homelessness hobos, they are people too and you have no idea what happened to them to put them in that position. Empathy is free

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    Killing_Time_At_Work
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad thing is there are so many people on the streets wanting this. addiction has taken over so many peoples lives and i feel for them. as i have lived it and now sober

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    Verena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    €13,50 - why not. If it is not available any more... . I have some ancient (finnish) ittala and would buy even a slightly chipped one. Design is nice and better sell it like this to somebody who can fix it professionally. Not to be used for liquids any more, but fruit and such.

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be beautiful if someone repaired it using the kintsugi technique.

    Danish Dynomummy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of, 100 dkr is like 15 dollars. Second, the Bowl costs like a s**t ton ($700 or so)...

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it is good they left it unrepaired and show the damage. A skilled crafter can repair that.

    Alan Williams
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Denmark a while back. Miserable hole with c**p weather. Just about the most expensive place I have ever lived and everyone walks around with a face like a slapped a**e. No wonder when you see the price of a beer. Could tell a few stories about it.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this chicken screams. I have one and it definitely does not "squeek". If you hate your dog/cat/hamster/neighbors - I highly recommend.

    gas station cola
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we use one instead of a doorbell at my house

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    BLONDTROBL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering where he went. He's heading for only fans.

    Vinchenski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, sir. Why is there a dent in this chicken's a*se?

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rubber chicken died long ago regardless of lack of squeaks. It looks infected and just overall grossly overused (how in the hell is that even possible!?)

    Maxwell Kranicz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken looks like its been through some sh*t

    Galaxy panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A rubber chicken that doesnt squeak... Is that legal?

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Hale and Pace vibes from this

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit like some strange message from a fortune cookie.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistook the comma for a decimal point

    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you were in France, it would be. We use a comma for decimals.

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or free if you just steal the 2200 USD from a gás station.....

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is funny and sadly this is what some apts look like.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks about right for Vancouver, BC

    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a half bath has a toilet and sink only with no shower or bathtub.

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    Nesha Lerum Report

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacterial infection and face rash free of charge!

    Amy Taylor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pro makeup artist, this gives me hives, lol

    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used makeup..... I've gotten a stye just thinking about using used makeup😳😳

    Caitlyn Lowe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I can feel the skin and eye infections just looking at this picture.

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    Leeah Leonard Report

    Little L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with a massage chair

    Your Local Battleship
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, my favorite type of chair: Message chair. Also eww

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Looks Ugly"... The understatement of the year.

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    i_like_boats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s giving moldy cheesy toast vibes

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heywood, that isn't soapstone … It's a horse apple."

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist’s name is “Erosion”

    Caitlyn Lowe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving me bad, B movie, half assed silicon mummy vibes.

    Jessica Hobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First glance, thought it was banana bread.

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    Ashley Dennis Hardin Report

    Sleepy children love Moon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad made a food and water bowl holder for our dog. It has been destroyed by now, but it looked WAAYYYY better than that. Like what even is that?

    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen two-seater outhouses look better than that.

    sophie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which poor dog had to use this

    Li’l E.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t try to bargain me down I know what I have.”

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    Makenna Heller Report

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he breathed it, it wouldn't be fresh, would it?

    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn, I wanted his last breath of stale air before he retired

    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse than the person trying to sell the sand that Tom Brady stood on while announcing his retirement 🙄🙄 Asking price?? It can be yours for the low LOW price of only $100,000!!!!!! For SAND!!!! I just can't.......😳😳🙄🤔😆😆😆

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that the OP took Tom Brady's breath away?

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    Stefan Tatertot Report

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse on the right looks embarrassed!

    T5n
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the one of the left looks quite “excited”

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing this, I'll have to start saying 'it's such a plummy butt' rather than 'peachy' the plum is clearly superior in the butt department.

    No Name
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I've got W!lly Bum Bum stuck in my head.

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a Brazilian butt plum? I don't think this plum was born with it.

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    Phyllis Rae Vandenberg Olivarez Report

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL What to do with old refrigerator shelves.

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    Tan Ya Report

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    Kensi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's right, it is nicely seasoned.

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm That looks good. I'm always excited when I get a chip with extra cheese or seasoning on it. Sometimes you hit he chip lottery and there's a clump of nacho cheese in the bag that the QA people missed. Yum!

    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1! NGL that looks mighty tasty!! 😆

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be perfect for storing all your regrets.

    Richard Graham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this is a unit to store a clown? A clown storage unit.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bart rocking back and forth...can't sleep, clown will eat me.

    Marek Čtrnáct
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your child is haunted by an evil clown, don't make him cower in the closet or under the bed! Use the clown storage unit!

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect companion to Frankenturtle's monster.

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just because you're unique doesn't mean you're useful"

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    Stephanie Victoria Shatto Report

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you could barter on this one... I'd ask for a GIANT bag of the oreos.

    MandaLee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blocked the face but not the missionary name tag?

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus and his disciples must have had dessert wine at the last supper.

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    Nikkie Nothing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad legit wanted one of these for The garage so he didn't have to come into the house when he was working on his cars.

    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a mancave ... why not?

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    Vinchenski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs 3 for a full set - back to the other seller!

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inflation is a biitch, ain't it?

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    Erika
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw rainbow seeds on wish.com once.. totally legit 🙄

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my head it sounds like Robin: "Purple sweet watermelon, Batman. That's some garden fresh fruit!"

    i_like_boats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you first learn how to use photoshop

    Mike Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple watermelon does exist but I'm guessing it'd cost more than this.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the fishing gear, it may have seen service as a boat.

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    Serial pacifist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has been having a fun vampire life

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubles as a fishing boat?

    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wishin', and hopin', and coffin, and sneezin' - Dusty Springfield https://youtu.be/dyZG1s7gbn8

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I have to do is sell just one

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    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wha??... no, don't tell me. I don't want to know

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that.....😳😳😳😳it is isn't it?! 😱😱😱

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody remember the Nauga, the mascot for Naugahyde covered furniture?

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No... But I remember "Pleather" being the thing in the early 90's.

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    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much you wanna bet there's a body in there surrounded by packing peanuts?

    rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't touch! Is forbidden!

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    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to get sliced and diced walking thru my own living room! I'll take it! Said no one ever!!! 😆😆

    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cottage Core Farmhouse Chic mom's are gonna fight over that one.

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    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they need money for a dictionary so they can look up the word slightly

    Ur_mother
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lit some tape on it it’s chill

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    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home Wall-e, you're drunk!

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, throw on a random turbocharger. This thing will not even spool up far enough to generate ANY pressure with the joke of an engine a lawnmower usually has, revving at 1500 RPM or so, and some 400 cm³ small ... you know, there's a process called "matching" involved in the choice of the right turbochar ... it's not really about function anyway, is it?

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even cambered the front wheels! Gave me a good chuckle. And ya know what? after taking a second look, they really did put quite a bit of work into this thing, even if no one understands why; I can appreciate that. Lol

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo. I like the undercarriage lighting. Very early 2000's.

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    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is only 6 slices instead of 8! Little slice or not 🤔🤔🤔 oh...free you say?? 😆😆

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free with the trapped souls of all the fish that once lived here....

    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess that poor fish in it died because you neglected the absolute f**k out of the poor thing🥺🥺😡 please don't get anymore pets.....

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    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be from a smoke-free, pet-free home, but not from period-free.

    Audra Sisler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but why would ppl be ok with period blood just being in underwear 😳😳 even if they are made for your period?!?! Maybe it's just me who doesn't understand?????

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five gallons of kerosene and a match included at no extra charge.

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    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crotchless jeans. Pair them with your favorite crotchless undies or go commando. Either way, if you leave the house you'll likely get arrested

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you can get the “apartment” above rent free!

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with a woman who claimed to always went commando. Two reasons this was ill-advised: 1) she was a delivery driver for our company, 2) she liked to wear short dresses.

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    Your Local Battleship
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s a little out of sorts, but she’s totally fine!

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least it comes with a full coolant reservoir. That’s a plus! You just gotta buy the parts that it flows through. Lol

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    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone ate the last fries made with this disgusting thing.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh jeezus. I know air fryers are hard to clean without a dishwasher, but it CAN be done.

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    TheDag
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook marketplace contraception, guaranteed it will work because Bob fae the broch already tried one on and found that as long as you wrap it with two it "shouldn't" break, also Maureen liked this XD

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that the CVS theft prevention devices have been peeled off the front??

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a try before you buy option?

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    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the dogs and lighten the load for you!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What could possibly go wrong, right?

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just claim it's from Golgotha and some nut will pay $1,000

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that you can chant " I got a jar or diiirtt, I got a jar of diiiiirt!

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it one or two hands in the pic? I’m confused.

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    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sucker is gonna fall for this. Get it? Sucker. I'll show myself out.

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where I straw the line! (I'll come with you)

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    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I thought for a second it was a dead cow head!

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    Bethan Coleman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will probably be worth much more if it is refurbished.

    Louise Clarke
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good deal if you have the tools and the know how to restore it.

    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it's old doesn't mean it's vintage.

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