The first the best!

This is one happy water can!

Duck :3

He went that-a way, sir.

the face you pull when you get a crappy present "ohhhhh thankss auntieee!"

turn me on behbe

OOOOHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Just ate something sour

Me seeing a good grade on an exam i tough i failed.

That thing terrifies me for some reason....and not even creepy pasta does that...

" I was born to burn , take me home with you baby and light my fire"

Oh, I was about to say "Ikea has clothes?" But they're probably advertising the hanger...

I eat garbage for a living, of course I'm dead inside.

" Where are You, I'm ready".

"I'm down here , let it rip. "

**Gasp** you're going to sit on me?

He wants to be given a home and that's his face when someone walks by

HIYA FWEND