This puppy is adorable!

Yeah - that face isn't just for Tuesday! Looks so wonderfully grumpy.

Me when I'm at a store and ready to check out, but there's a long line and the person at front is telling a long story to the cash register.

"Was that a bomb?"

"Don't leave me! I'm gonna starve and die of loneliness!"

Aw, he DOES love his cake!

"Ups. Sorry."

Oh, yeah - I hate doing that. Left it that way the other day and gave myself a truly horrible shock.

Can't be done.

A Star is born!

"We're staying in."

Bacon says NO - wasn't him!

Quick, take a selfie!

Looks like a lil' puppy again.

Whoa - not Jingle Bells again!

Cute. Definitely cute.

Ugh I hate time change. The European Commission recently asked us to vote (it's closed now), I voted to get rid of it.

Of course you didn't ... ;)

WHY is that other dog always so happy?

The canine version of Bill the Cat.

...and cold, dirty water splashes up and hits your bum

Go'way...

Thanks, mate. Best thing anyones said to me all week. Maybe all year.

The person underneath isn't going anywhere!

ARGH!!! Not Halloween!

Pouty lower lip is *kisses fingers* mua!!

That's me after thanksgiving dinner

Chocolate hangover. Is there a chocoholics aynonymous meeting in the neighborhood anytime soon?

Wot? Still night, need more sleep.

You won't make the same mistake twice...

For Bacon it's a great idea!

Sleep over with a puppy gets me like that too!!

Mark Hammill? Is that you?

Yoda, is that you?!

Nope, no barking - no bird.

Should be on a motorbike, wearing leather and a spiked helmet.

He looks like Falkor the luck dragon here!

And thinking about what you want to eat for dinner instead.

I have now.

Never lie to yourself - you'll always keep hitting snooze.

Sage Baco Nator will give his advice to you now.

And those feet! We didn't get to see them before - they're magical!

Alarm clocks are the devil's own creation.

Yeah - once a year would be more than enough.