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You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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#1
Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
Katinka Min 3 years ago
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
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#2
Vegan Coworker
#3
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
#4
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
#5
Do You Even Lift?
#6
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
#7
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
#8
Give Me A Sign
#9
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
#10
“That’s Cool”
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
#11
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
#12
9 Years Mother F**ker
#13
“Yes I’m 27”
Call Me Mars 3 years ago
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
He is a predator for sure. There can be no good reason for a guy his age to be interested in girls that young. Grooming them for prey or worse are the first things that come to mind.
PixxelDust 3 years ago
agreed. though I would like to be appreciating her whole face and not just her torso and waist
Roxanne D'souza 3 years ago
16 is legal when the age gap is 1-2 years. Anything beyond and it's disgusting. Why would an adult want to date a kid? It's all kinds of wrong. A 11 yr age gap is fine when you're settled well in your mid 20s.
Al Cook 3 years ago
I'm getting burned for this comment! People, I'm not defending the guy!!! Sorry Devils advocate, I'm stealing your name for this one (thought you might comment), I'm simply pointing out that as reprehensible as most of us might think he is, depending on where he lives he could be acting completely within the law.
Devil's Advocate 3 years ago (edited)
Legal doesn't make it right... Nobody has said it's illegal, it's just wrong. Same with in certain places where 50 something guys have 8 year old "wives".
Anna Banana 3 years ago
The comment to which you originally replied didn't say it was illegal, it said the guy was a creep. That's why you're getting downvoted, I think - because you seem to be arguing against that point. Otherwise you're just in the wrong thread and I don't see the connection.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
In Germany it would be illegal though - as Roxanne said, 2 years age gap maximum if you are still underage...
Al Cook 3 years ago
There's a difference between what's morally correct and what's legally correct though. I'm not suggesting he's at all morally correct. But as an example, in the UK a 60 year old could sleep with a 16 year old who consented (as long as they're not in a position of responsibility, e.g. a teacher) and that would be legally acceptable, but to most people not morally acceptable.
Shane S 3 years ago (edited)
It’s ok Al. I knew what you meant. Isn’t it ironically funny that the world doesn’t agree on what the age of consent is? Just like you, I’m not advocating for that. These are only facts. Heck it’s even different in US states. At 17, you can literally go to jail in one state and hop the border into another and be fine.
Adira Bennett 3 years ago
Dude, not everything is "devil's advocate" material. Like... the Holocaust did in fact happen, racism is bac, Earth revolves around the sun. And grown-ups should not be trying to have sex with kids. Do yourself a favor and save your hot takes for things like pizza toppings. Interpreting song lyrics. Perhaps the minutiae of written laws or the best way to eat Oreos. Nobody is waiting for a devil's advocate to defend the sexual abuse of children.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Adults should not be dating schoolkids a decade younger than they are. That's just creepy.
classbag 3 years ago (edited)
Your need to date someone way younger than you who is "fun" and "without baggage" makes you sound like you've hit your midlife crisis early. People like this always have the worst baggage of all because they can't deal with it, so it keeps piling up. So you don't want a woman your own age with "baggage," i.e. life experience who has aged normally; you just want a girl to put up with *your* mounds of baggage. And what will you do when they get older and gain experience? Discard them for a younger model? That is, if they don't dump you first.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
The older you get the more irrelevant the age gap. As a teenager or young adult you still change and develop very rapidly, some years difference can feel like worlds apart. A 16 year old girl (even one "mature" for her age) and a 27 year old man can never have a relationship as two equal partners. 25 and 36? Yes, no problem at all. Both adults, earning money, driving cars and legally allowed to make their own decisions.
Big Blue Cat 3 years ago
Exactly. Also first part of his handle (sairas) means sick in my language so there's another flag.
Vicky Z 3 years ago
He wants underage because he is an insecure piece of s**t that likes to control women
Daria B 3 years ago
Meanwhile, underage girls are smarter than that and they keep running away.
Load More Replies... Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)
I'm not so sure about that! It's not an intelligence thing really! Being young and inexperienced makes you more vulnerable without meaning that you are stupid if you fall for these guys
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
Yup, he's looking for girls not mature enough to realise he hasn't picked them because they're 'special' and 'so much more mature than other girls your age'. he's picked them because they don't have the experience to see through his bullshit.
Tassenküchlein168 3 years ago
When you blurr out the name of the account but not in the "replying to". 🤦🏼♀️
Valley Girl 3 years ago
I feel like he's the must busted 27 year old I've even seen! Just your standard 40 something perv!
Printerman 3 years ago
So dude here just flat admitted to being a pedophile. Right out in the open.
Rachael Sampson 3 years ago
So he admits to being a pedo. And its funny since she's still younger than him. But she's still "too old" for him. Yuck
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago (edited)
Yes, I'm sure he would prefer that to the zero he gets, the weirdo. He's the guy, that the mom in me sees coming to pick up my daughter, and I just show all the crazy in one go, in order to scare him away. The occasion that usually leaves everyone going, " what the heck was that about?" He actually looks like a guy that tried to date my 14 year old when he was 19. He even had my husband fooled until I told the guy to scat. I was right, too.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Look, a pedophile outed himself for the world to see he's a sexual pervert.
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
That’s because they’d have to be less experienced and very vulnerable to be in a place where they’d date him.
||your_demon_grunkle|| 3 years ago
Urggh. I was forced into a relationship by a dude who was literally FOUR YEARS older than me (got held back three times), and this gives me the same vibes my ex did.
Monkey Love 3 years ago
Plot twist: That was posted by his local Police Department. Ha! That'd be awesome. What a dirtbag.
thebossanovabird 3 years ago
i hope this guy realized right after he commented this that he exposed himself as a pedo
Mari Bryant 3 years ago
Ooh, an admitted pedophile. 16yo F versus 27yo M equals prison and being added to the sex offenders registry.
Alethia Nyx 3 years ago
Ignoring the perv, what a great smile. That is a beautiful set of teeth!
Maddie Star ⭐ 3 years ago
16... ewwww....16 Money is he likes them younger just knows its against the law
Devil's Advocate 3 years ago
Tell me you're a future paedo without telling me you're a future paedo... She looks amazing :)
#14
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
#15
Ummm.... Well Done?
#16
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
#17
In The Comments Of A Comic
#18
Tell Me More
#19
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
#20
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
#21
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
#22
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
#23
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
#24
He Was Born In August
#25
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
#26
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
#27
Someone Please Go Get Him
#28
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
#29
On A Post About Dogs
#30
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
#31
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
#32
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
#33
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
#34
Ok, Genie
#35
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
#37
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
Olivier Caissy 3 years ago
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
#38
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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Natalia A 3 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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ejfs 3 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 3 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 3 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 3 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 3 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... Natalia A 3 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... ejfs 3 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 3 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 3 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 3 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 3 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
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