"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!

So you don't carrot all?

I lost more braincells reading his text

Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.

I wish guys understood how always on the alert women have to be that a man might be interested in them. One wrong step and it could lead to anything from verbal abuse to ending up in dustbin bags along the motorway. I've seen the above screen shot being shared as if the woman was really up herself thinking everyone fancied her. If he'd just stated in his first text it was about their project he'd have saved her that anxiety. I just realise that in his world this wouldn't have occurred to him.

in my most recent group project, my partners did nothing. i was out sick for a week, and beforehand they designated me as the art person for the poster. the entire time i was out they did nothing. they didnt even do so much as write anything down. i was left with a couple of hours to draw everything. i had a breakdown from stress. that accumulated with the piles of missing work i had was horrible.

Buuurn..... he's not interested in you he just wants it be done

I'd continue Group w/out this nitwit since he thinks setting up a meeting is a date request.

How sad is it that so many first responses are "I have a boyfriend", I'm married" "I'm gay/lesbian". I hate seeing those as first responses, like, not everyone is out to f*ck you, we can say hi as a classmate on a group project. But I mostly hate seeing them because the women using those responses right away were obviously harrassed one too many times

fake. nobody now beforehand how much slides there will be in the end =D

Part of normal, healthy eating is to eat based on what suits your brain, but I guess he doesn't have to if he doesn't have one.

Cause he’s loud?

I see an "unfriend" button in your future.....

Oh… sorry… just a frosty then

They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...

No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...

Well, I guess that Oxford student doesn't read BoredPanda...

What a d**k. Congrats to the guy who quit smoking!

Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!

Wow... He sounds really stupid saying all of that crap

Well Congratufuckinglations!

Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)

No one asked bro...

Yes, tell me more im facinated

I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆

Why??

YES!!!

Kill joy much?

*Claps slowly*

So...he has a serious dislike for himself?

*Ignores everything bad happening around him* MOOOOOON

Nothing about this exchange makes any sense.

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a while... that toy looks like the last surviving relic from an era when a race of keyboard-people ruled the world. That baby is almost 9 keys old.

So you don’t know?

The only thing whimpering is his spellcheck

This is weird... btw I identify as way too hungry to wait for lunch so I'm eating chips under the table

Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote

No thanks, I'd prefer to purchase a clean one in a sealed box.

You didn't say it was good karma...

Genie's more of a briefs person...

Narcissistic much?

Run.

“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.

the likes piss me off

ok.