"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!

So you don't carrot all?

I lost more braincells reading his text

Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.

Part of normal, healthy eating is to eat based on what suits your brain, but I guess he doesn't have to if he doesn't have one.

Cause he’s loud?

I see an "unfriend" button in your future.....

Oh… sorry… just a frosty then

They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...

No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...

Well, I guess that Oxford student doesn't read BoredPanda...

What a d**k. Congrats to the guy who quit smoking!

Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!

Wow... He sounds really stupid saying all of that crap

Well Congratufuckinglations!

Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)

No one asked bro...

Yes, tell me more im facinated

I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆

Why??

YES!!!

With cake background, no less.

I sure hope no one else smells his toilet paper.

Are you hoping to learn something other senses can't tell you? Is it simply for your own enjoyment? Just curious.

I sure hope so!!!

Yes! Ewww! Yes you are!

Dear god

Grown ass woman sniffing her used teepee. Good job humanity.

Yes.

YEAH, TMI!!!

wtf

I think so.

why are there birthday cakes in the background

Okay, the only reason why this might be a thing is cause the OP is female, therefore wipes more than just her butt and sometimes certain smells emitting from certain types of discharge can alert a female to an infection (like yeast infection) AND THEN would smell a frontal wipe to confirm suspicions. That's the only logical reason I could think of why one would smell after wiping.

I hope so. Who else you got in there sniffing that ?!

Ummm... yea?

yep. def.

what the ???? NO!!! never!!! yuck

Maybe. I look, but I sure do not smell. Why smell? Lordy.

Ok wut the actual f

Literally the only person ever on the planet that has ever been the ‘only one” when somebody posts ‘am I the only one…?’

Okay. Just - why???

gah…. help this is disgusting in so many levels

What the actual eff did I just read?

I hope so.

God, I hope so!

What?????

Um why

ew, yes you are.

Good lord!

Yes, dear.