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You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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#1
Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
Katinka Min 3 years ago
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
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#2
Vegan Coworker
#3
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
#4
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
#5
Do You Even Lift?
#6
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
#7
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
#8
Give Me A Sign
#9
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
#10
“That’s Cool”
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
#11
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
#12
9 Years Mother F**ker
#13
“Yes I’m 27”
Call Me Mars 3 years ago
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
#14
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
#15
Ummm.... Well Done?
#16
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
#17
In The Comments Of A Comic
#18
Tell Me More
#19
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
#20
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
#21
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
#22
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
Marcellus II 3 years ago
It's the only normal thing to do on the day a loved one dies; you go online and find posts about the day and type away.
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
My coworker is always so happy that I remember her sister's birthday - no, I am not especially attentive to detail, it just so happens that it is also the date my mother died. I will never EVER tell her that!
Chris Wade 3 years ago
"and hope my dad made it to heaven ok" said that so casually like "yeah, sure, send me a text when you get there" - some people are so tone deaf, I swear lol
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
Strange, even rather cruel. But I'm gonna cut the guy some slack because his Dad just died yesterday?
Asriel Dreemurr 3 years ago
I can kinda see the bitterness there, and the sour feeling from seeing others happy on the worst day of your life. But you shouldn’t post about it. If you don’t want to see posts like that, stay off social media for a while. It’s probably healthier in the long run anyway.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Damn. Was she grieving so intently that she was unable to find a more appropriate site to post this on? Grief stricken or not, this is wrong.
SciencePandaTheSecond 3 years ago
imagine being such an attention-seeker, the last part was hardly necessary
Brent Kaufman 3 years ago
How insensitive can a person be? Why would someone even think of mentioning their bday when someone somewhere may have recently died?
thebossanovabird 3 years ago
like, im sorry that happened to your dad but you could just make a separate post about it
Lyn Moffett 3 years ago
I wonder,,, do they even know each other??? I'll never understand why people feel the need to comment on other people's posts. ESP when they don't even know the person. It should be that only your friends on your profile can see what you put up. That way there won't be remarks from complete saddoes
Timothy Kirschman 3 years ago
What are you doing on social media on the day of your dad's death? Idiot.
Kathleen Suileabháin 3 years ago
The proper response: “There’s no need to worry about your dad making it to heaven ok, because heaven doesn't exist- unlike this delicious birthday cake I'm eating! Happy Birthday to me!”
your socially awkward cousin 3 years ago
damn leave poki alone, she just tryna have a good time
Robert Martens 3 years ago
I hope he made it to heaven as well, but apparently with the way he drives that will be questionable.
#23
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
#24
He Was Born In August
#25
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
#26
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
#27
Someone Please Go Get Him
#28
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
#29
On A Post About Dogs
#30
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
#31
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
#32
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
#33
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
#34
Ok, Genie
#35
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
#37
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
Olivier Caissy 3 years ago
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
#38
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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Natalia A 3 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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ejfs 3 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 3 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 3 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 2 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 3 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... Natalia A 3 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... ejfs 3 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 3 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 3 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 2 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 3 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
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