Join the Fun!

#2

Vegan Coworker

Final score:

435points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

So you don't carrot all?

294points

#3

I Figured It Belonged Here

Final score:

434points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

I lost more braincells reading his text

293points

You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?

Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.

#4

Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done

Final score:

374points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.

194points

#5

Do You Even Lift?

Final score:

369points

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Something 3 years ago

Part of normal, healthy eating is to eat based on what suits your brain, but I guess he doesn't have to if he doesn't have one.

115points

#6

About Your Boomer Story

Final score:

317points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

Cause he’s loud?

51points

Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.

On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.

#7

What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?

Final score:

262points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

I see an "unfriend" button in your future.....

258points

#8

Give Me A Sign

Final score:

257points

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 3 years ago

Oh… sorry… just a frosty then

109points

#9

I Mean Yeah But Kettles

Final score:

245points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...

176points

#10

“That’s Cool”

Final score:

229points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...

62points

#11

On A Video Of A Fat Cat

Final score:

227points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Well, I guess that Oxford student doesn't read BoredPanda...

252points

#12

9 Years Mother F**ker

Final score:

226points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago (edited)

What a d**k. Congrats to the guy who quit smoking!

311points

#13

“Yes I’m 27”

Final score:

218points

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Call Me Mars 3 years ago

Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!

260points

#14

They Just Wanted A Guitarist

Final score:

216points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Wow... He sounds really stupid saying all of that crap

178points

#15

Ummm.... Well Done?

Final score:

200points

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kristina law 3 years ago

Well Congratufuckinglations!

230points

#16

Someone Give This Guy A Medal

Final score:

196points

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Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago

Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)

154points

#17

In The Comments Of A Comic

Final score:

195points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

No one asked bro...

169points

#18

Tell Me More

Final score:

188points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Yes, tell me more im facinated

141points

#19

No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy

Final score:

178points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆

77points

#20

Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group

Final score:

178points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Why??

70points

#21

My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One

Final score:

171points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

YES!!!

254points

#22

Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!

Final score:

166points

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Pryjmaty 3 years ago

Kill joy much?

115points

#23

Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You

Final score:

165points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

*Claps slowly*

118points

#24

He Was Born In August

Final score:

160points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

So...he has a serious dislike for himself?

160points

#25

Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon

Final score:

155points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

*Ignores everything bad happening around him* MOOOOOON

137points

#26

Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section

Final score:

153points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Nothing about this exchange makes any sense.

227points

#27

Someone Please Go Get Him

Final score:

150points

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iBlank 3 years ago

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a while... that toy looks like the last surviving relic from an era when a race of keyboard-people ruled the world. That baby is almost 9 keys old.

16points

kjorn 3 years ago

a branch from a tree fell in my backyard. Come and watch it!

6points

Clarin 3 years ago

This sounds more like a threat than a statement!

5points

Zet 3 years ago

BUT will the poodle haunt my son for ever?

5points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 3 years ago

I laughed ridiculously hard at this.

4points

Crystal Anderson 3 years ago

Same lol!

0points

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Maddie Star ⭐ 3 years ago

This reads as he's trying to pimp out dogs?!?

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Some of these comments simply reinforce my low opinion on humans. RE toys: kids were tougher back in the day, so creepy toys were fine (LOL).

0points

L hill 3 years ago

Poodles are kind of frightening.

0points

Mona 3 years ago

What ?

0points

Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago

...perhaps referring to the baby?

0points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

You tel me wear.

0points

Philler Space 3 years ago

Dog is filthy, plastic yet still sticky, and has button on tummy that recite the alphabet in 3 languages depending on setting.

0points

Lyn Moffett 3 years ago

WHY would anyone want to deliberately traumatise their child??? I know it's supposed to be a joke but it seems cruel

-2points

Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

It IS a joke. The toy came first then somebody thought of that line, probably someone with no kids.

1point

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#28

Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?

Final score:

150points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

So you don’t know?

69points

#29

On A Post About Dogs

Final score:

135points

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CatGirl 3 years ago

The only thing whimpering is his spellcheck

183points

#30

Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview

Final score:

132points

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JuJu 3 years ago

This is weird... btw I identify as way too hungry to wait for lunch so I'm eating chips under the table

122points

#31

“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted

Final score:

129points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote

123points

#32

I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements

Final score:

127points

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Skara Brae 3 years ago

No thanks, I'd prefer to purchase a clean one in a sealed box.

83points

#33

My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma

Final score:

119points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

You didn't say it was good karma...

59points

#34

Ok, Genie

Final score:

119points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Genie's more of a briefs person...

66points

#35

I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say

Final score:

113points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Narcissistic much?

136points

#36

What A Catch

Final score:

107points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Run.

123points

#37

Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page

Final score:

101points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.

71points

#38

We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video

Final score:

101points

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Persp Gold 3 years ago

the likes piss me off

72points

#39

Take Notes

Final score:

91points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

ok.

50points

#40

I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball

Final score:

88points

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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago

And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.

91points

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#41

That Moment When He Doesn't Compliment You Back

Final score:

27points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Oh my god....

14points

#42

The Ladies Never Asked, Nor Did The Men Tbf

Final score:

26points

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Not Proud British 3 years ago

That ain't England pal.

6points

#43

Ok Neil

Final score:

26points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

He’s not wrong.

15points

#44

Not Even Sure What That Had To Do With The Image Tbh

Final score:

26points

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Theoretical Empiricist 3 years ago

Everyone sing! "...M O U S EEEEE!"

21points

#45

Does A “Smarter Than You” Fact That Was Totally Useless To The Conversation, And Not Even A Correction Count?

Final score:

23points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

And they say fish are the ones with no brains!

36points

#46

I Have A Civic

Final score:

23points

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Claire 3 years ago

Wow, that comment was all over the place.

16points

#47

I Mean, “I Can Help” Would Have Worked Too

Final score:

23points

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Persp Gold 3 years ago

kind of want a timestamps version with a delay between his

11points

#48

Dude In The Red Was Literally Talking About A Mac And Cheese Recipe

Final score:

22points

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S. 3 years ago

I feel like some people here should see a therapist, or get into journalling.

24points

#49

Why Laura

Final score:

22points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

I’m with the answer on this one, this is stupid and perpetuating stereotypes.

22points

#50

I Bet His Parents Are Proud

Final score:

22points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Aww, you poor wealthy person you...

21points

#51

Good For You?

Final score:

21points

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Something 3 years ago

Good to hear their man already has a PS5.

37points

#52

Commented Under A Meme About Blunts

Final score:

21points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Just grow up kid, one of these days you'll be smart enough to laugh at this comment! Good luck. 😄

27points

#53

Yikes, Lady

Final score:

20points

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Not Proud British 3 years ago

I think someone was looking for charity.

10points

#54

Garidleed Aw Man I Messed Up

Final score:

18points

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PurpleDoople 3 years ago

Gargantuan is oy

9points

#55

Maybe Go Somewhere Other Than A Meme Account For Your Relationship Problems

Final score:

17points

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Persp Gold 3 years ago

I was confused for too long on this polydactyly

20points

#56

It's Just A Funny Meme Sharon...

Final score:

17points

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Kari Panda 3 years ago

The original post was so sweet :(

15points

#57

How Inconsiderate

Final score:

15points

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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago

This is just funny.

12points

#58

This Is A Girl With Almost 8 Million Subs On Youtube Btw

Final score:

15points

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Fat Harry 3 years ago

Ugh. "On accident".

11points

#59

This Was Posted In My Small Town’s Fb Group

Final score:

14points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

I second that, WTF?

7points

#60

As Seen On My Twitter Feed This Morning

Final score:

14points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Well, stop f*cking the shower then! It stains the shower head

24points

#61

Fecking Grapes

Final score:

14points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

That grapevine escalated quickly...

7points

#62

I Just Wanted To Learn About Leeches

Final score:

14points

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Glowdaddy 3 years ago

This one is funny

25points

#63

Well Here's A Fun Fact I Never Needed To Know

Final score:

14points

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kjorn 3 years ago

back in 88 we both reach for the same box of lucky charm in the grocery but i let him have it. that's one box less i hadn't in my life

5points

#64

When

Final score:

14points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

This makes me wanna commit throes of self out of a window.

6points

#65

The Irony Lol

Final score:

13points

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#66

Someone Attention Seeking On A Tumblr Pov Meme Post

Final score:

13points

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Yort 3 years ago

I didn’t realize you had to either be depressed or at a hotel when you’re 12. I guess you can’t be both.

4points

#67

R/Murderedbywords

Final score:

13points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

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#68

She's Sooooo Different

Final score:

13points

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#69

Stultus Es

Final score:

12points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

WOOSH.

14points

#70

This Was After People Called Him Out For Saying Females Like It Rapey And He Was Banging Two Chicks At The Same Time

Final score:

12points

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#71

Haha Didn’t Steal

Final score:

11points

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

Is this like a Reddit scam or something?

-2points

#72

I Mean, You're Not Wrong... Just... Absolutely Nobody Asked For This

Final score:

11points

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Caroline Nagel 3 years ago

If you crash the car she'll bite your d**k off lol.

21points

#73

This Dude Sounds Wounded

Final score:

11points

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

Dude, you've never seen your ex's vagina! You've never seen any vagina! If you had, you'd have some idea about how they work.

3points

#74

Very Specific Rebuttal To Dropping Coffee Nihilism

Final score:

10points

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

'Dead flesh'... 'still breathing'... I'm getting mixed messages here.

14points

#75

Can't Let A Man Celebrate!

Final score:

10points

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My O My 3 years ago

I like the new interpretation of the pic

8points

#76

Thanks Jimmy, We Definitely Needed To Know That

Final score:

10points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

The definition of TMI...

5points

#77

Fair Enough Mate

Final score:

10points

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kjorn 3 years ago

i'm in computer support

5points

#78

Found In The Reviews For A Phone Case. Last Night I Hook Up With A Girl

Final score:

10points

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#79

Thanks For Ruining It

Final score:

10points

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Jihana 3 years ago

Seriously, that's one cute bat!

6points

#80

Hey, I Am A Speed Cuber! Guys! Anyone!?

Final score:

9points

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Candia Lee 3 years ago

Three sets of siblings?

-1point

#81

When You Have Juicy Gossip But Nobody Asked

Final score:

8points

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My O My 3 years ago

Oopsies

1point

#82

I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem

Final score:

8points

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kjorn 3 years ago (edited)

i felt bad for the guy. how could you slap someone who just told you he loves you? i took courage to do that. but if she reacted like that she dodge a bullet

7points

#83

Science Student Cringes At The Legitimate Use Of The Word Chemistry (In The Context Of Romantic Chemistry)

Final score:

8points

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S. 3 years ago

As a fellow “(student) scientist”, I can assure you the rest of us can understand context, colloquialism, and comedy.

5points

#84

A Review For Multivitamins

Final score:

8points

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#85

Fr Tho

Final score:

7points

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MoodyBlue 3 years ago

How to tell you are a virgin without saying you are a virgin.

6points

#86

Typical Cardi

Final score:

7points

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Yort 3 years ago

This is he same Cardi B who drugged and robbed someone, right?

0points

#87

Stay Classy

Final score:

7points

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DC 3 years ago

Guildford! Home of the famous Guildford Stranglers, Hugh haven't hung a single person in public since 1990.

0points

#88

Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In

Final score:

7points

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#89

On A Sales Post For Pokemon Cards

Final score:

7points

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Hugo Raible 3 years ago

The four Fs (basic and most primal drives): fighting, fleeing, feeding and matering.

4points

#90

This Is Art

Final score:

7points

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kjorn 3 years ago

that's a lot blurred screen

5points

#91

Dude Posted This In A Facebook Group About "What People Are Wearing"

Final score:

6points

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Joanna 3 years ago

Who keeps count!?

5points

#92

Alright Thank You Billy!

Final score:

6points

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kjorn 3 years ago

feel sorry for that kid. parent raise an asshole

10points

#93

We Get It, You Have Sex

Final score:

6points

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Alison Marchand 3 years ago

"many of times"

1point

#94

Don’t Know Where That Came From

Final score:

6points

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kjorn 3 years ago

waiting for the next one announcing she's a vegan

7points

#95

Dad?

Final score:

6points

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My O My 3 years ago

Too munch information

1point

#96

Found On A Super Mario 3D World Challenge Video

Final score:

6points

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#97

Sober? Great! Now Become Vegan!

Final score:

6points

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kjorn 3 years ago

don't give him reason to start heroine again for god sake!

16points

#98

Classic Response

Final score:

5points

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Joanna 3 years ago

His parents raised him right

7points

#99

Thats One Of The Funniest Facts I’ve Ever Heard

Final score:

5points

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kjorn 3 years ago

you're sucking some d!ck and you NEED to tell the planet about it... that's sad

6points

#100

Stumbled Into This Gem

Final score:

5points

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Random Anon 3 years ago (edited)

Sometimes I cannot differentiate these "woke" people from fundamentalist extremists by their views on things.

6points

#101

Debated Posting Here Or R/Ihavesex

Final score:

5points

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Random Anon 3 years ago (edited)

It's pretty depressing to see that despite all the information at our fingertips these days, people still think socialism equals communism. But then again, ditching school and shagging, good times. Uhh I mean kids stay in school, and do not do this.

4points

#102

Ah, Facebook. A Breeding Ground For Creeps (The Comment)

Final score:

5points

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kjorn 3 years ago

is he talking to Carole Baskin?

5points

#103

.....what The F**k

Final score:

5points

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Skara Brae 3 years ago

Still are.

12points

#104

Want To Die Right Now

Final score:

5points

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DC 3 years ago

What is wrong with these people?

2points

#105

Scrooge

Final score:

5points

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#106

Fml

Final score:

5points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

This guy's on one of 3 of the Rich Person Bankrupters.

1point

#107

Unconditional Love

Final score:

5points

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kjorn 3 years ago

i want to read those 72 comments!!

5points

#108

Bruh! Why?

Final score:

5points

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Ciel Pike 3 years ago

Wtf kids play that game

5points

#109

February 29th

Final score:

5points

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Hugo Raible 3 years ago

What's wrong with Feb 29? Happening every 4 years

0points

#110

50 Big Macs

Final score:

5points

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kjorn 3 years ago

TIL you can eat 50 big macs a day and still be alive

3points

#111

Found On A "Day In A Life" Video Of A Japanese Youtuber

Final score:

5points

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kjorn 3 years ago

i guess he's talking about his sex doll

19points

#112

This Was Posted Under An Article About Disney Animation

Final score:

4points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

And if I watch your life in fast-forward, the people on social media will help you learn your place too!

20points

#113

They Had Me In The First Half, Ngl

Final score:

4points

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Skara Brae 3 years ago

Amateur. You'll never forget your first jalapeno. ;)

14points

#114

Thanks For The Update!

Final score:

4points

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kjorn 3 years ago

it's for the cops in case she's been arrested

7points

#115

I Wish You Were Joking Too, Buddy

Final score:

4points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

You could just... not?

2points

#116

Thank You Casanova, Very Cool

Final score:

4points

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#117

Wow, That's Neat

Final score:

4points

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Alfie Love 3 years ago

I thought that was hilarious.

2points

#118

Ma'am

Final score:

3points

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Skara Brae 3 years ago

To all those people who asked how to behave more like a guy? Don't do it this way.

5points

#119

Ma’am Please There’s Children On Board

Final score:

3points

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Skara Brae 3 years ago

Thanks for the warning. I''ll fly coach.

5points

#120

Bro Huuuuuhh??

Final score:

3points

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DC 3 years ago (edited)

Nice. And, never forget that you need two pairs of socks, right? I mean, keeping such an immense ... Maximus Apparatus Dickus - Enlarged - Ulitimate Penetraitor ... a so-called "MADE UP", warm is kinda important, as we're like kinda about to enter winter, ... said horse-sized most significant part of you shall not be compromised by cold shrinking - who bears 10 inches in his pants can never afford losing even 1/128" of it.

0points