"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!

So you don't carrot all?

I lost more braincells reading his text

Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.

Part of normal, healthy eating is to eat based on what suits your brain, but I guess he doesn't have to if he doesn't have one.

Cause he’s loud?

I see an "unfriend" button in your future.....

Oh… sorry… just a frosty then

They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...

They have kettles, but they lost their memories of them due to all the depression and anxiety.

Why doesn't the UK acknowledge that microwaves exist? Boiled water tastes the same whether it's out of an electronic kettle, a stove top kettle or a microwave. You can not tell the difference. Boiled water is boiled water. If there was an art to it, the Food Network would have made 10 competitive cooking shows about it by now.

I HAVE KETTLES

I have a kettle

My mom has a tea kettle

Jimin ❤️

That's a whole different kettle of . . . something or other.

Um, you can buy "kettles" practically anywhere in the US. I mean ANYWHERE, they even sell them at the grocery store.

BTW, those of us without kettles boil water in a pan on the stove!

Ahem, we do have kettles…loads and loads of them. That is how we make tea and other wet, hot things.

Because we mostly only drink coffee and have coffee pots…. Just, for those of you who were genuinely wondering about the kettles.

On a stove.

Do people really think Americans do not have kettles? This is funny.

Maybe kettles are her cause for her anxiety and depression

... Maybe by boiling water in a pot ??!!! Lol

i actually did not know about that memory loss fact even tho it has nothing to do with the tweet-

I love lamp?

you could've just made your own separate thread on that subject bud

The answer is....the microwave

No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...

Well, I guess that Oxford student doesn't read BoredPanda...

What a d**k. Congrats to the guy who quit smoking!

Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!

Wow... He sounds really stupid saying all of that crap

Well Congratufuckinglations!

Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)

No one asked bro...

Yes, tell me more im facinated

I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆

Why??

YES!!!

Kill joy much?

*Claps slowly*

So...he has a serious dislike for himself?

*Ignores everything bad happening around him* MOOOOOON

Nothing about this exchange makes any sense.

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a while... that toy looks like the last surviving relic from an era when a race of keyboard-people ruled the world. That baby is almost 9 keys old.

So you don’t know?

The only thing whimpering is his spellcheck