50 Times People Spotted ‘Absolute Units’ And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)
Just try to picture something so round, hearty, and out of proportion to its surroundings that it would grab anyone’s attention and simply wouldn’t let it go. If you’re already feeling amused, this post might be just for you. You see, today we’re all about celebrating Absolute Units, a meme dedicated to objects, animals, and people that are just comically oversized.
In fact, it got so much attention on the internet that it even inspired an online community with the same name. Also titled “Lads that you’re in awe at the size of,” the subreddit offers a variety of pictures that vividly illustrate just how big some things can get.
From gigantic toads to chonky cats to exceptionally huge statues, some of these critters and objects can’t even be compared to their peers. Below, you’ll find the most recent top-voted posts Bored Panda has selected from the group, so continue scrolling and let us know which ones you liked most! And since you might find it hard to turn your gaze away, be sure to check out our previous compilations about absolute units right here, here, and here.
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Meet Bonner, The Bestest Therapy Dog At Children's Hospital Los Angeles
It's also possible that soon the whole kid is lost in that fluff lol
Load More Replies...That must be the sweetest boy on the block!
Load More Replies..."Although Many Are Ignored (Especially In The Third World), There Are Good Artists Everywhere." -Kumi Samuel. Ghana
Man that rickety ass table is doing a helluva job. That's got a be a ton of clay at least. 😄👍
Maybe it is hollow or inside is something lighter like styrox?
Load More Replies...ayyy I'm from Ghana! Love to see the representation and talent, as we are often ignored. If anyone was wondering, the scupture is of J.J. Rawlings, a former president.
I tried to make cute clay animals with my grandson a few days ago . It did not go well. This man has an amazing talent ! I couldn't even make a frog lol
Is that the bust of Lt. Jerry Rawlings, ex-president of Ghana who died last year?
According to the internet meme database Know Your Meme, 2017 seems to be the origin of the "absolute unit" meme. A Twitter user who went by the handle @mrreptoid posted a picture of a British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England. He captioned the photo, "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." The tweet and its caption caught on and people all over the internet started using it on pictures of amusingly large objects.
The online community in question has amassed more than 1.1M members since it was created in 2018. One of the most important rules there is to simply be nice, "there's no reason to be an unfriendly unit." Moreover, moderators let the users know that toxic behavior of any kind is banned, and there should be no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, or fat-shaming. As they write, "We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large."
Absolute Unit Of A Bee
There are bees near my house that don’t have stingers, and they let me hold them :)
Load More Replies...Nah, looks fairly normal size for a worker. Last year when we got a pool, I found a bumblebee there a few times. I started to fish them out and hold them on my hand until they dry and can fly away. They are really cute.
Load More Replies...This Vietnamese Street Vendor
He's not a "street vendor" Lee Won is a Bodybuilder/Althete, Fitness Trainer and Technical Director at FitPlus in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam who was photographed as if giving away watermelons during a photo shoot session 5 February 2021 depicting Mai An Tiêm - a hero in a Vietnamese legend about how watermelons came to exist in Vietnam.
Before I read your post, I felt the history, because of his garb and his sincerity. Really cool.
Load More Replies...Seriously. If I saw a character with his physique in a video game or as a comic book superhero it would strike me as another example of over-the-top, unrealistic, idealized depictions of male bodies you see in those genres.
Load More Replies...10/10 would purchase these melons. Talk about successful advertising... lol
I am... straight. And I want this man's produce. And his work out routine/meals he makes.
Maybe you can find it out. Aparanthly he is a Body Builder. Copied from Angel Williams comment above: "He's not a "street vendor" Lee Won is a Bodybuilder/Althete, Fitness Trainer and Technical Director at FitPlus in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam who was photographed as if giving away watermelons during a photo shoot session 5 February 2021 depicting Mai An Tiêm - a hero in a Vietnamese legend about how watermelons came to exist in Vietnam."
Load More Replies...I hope Next Top Model is looking. I'm a straight male but.. I mean.. He has nice melons..
THATS WHAT HE SAID I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T DOWNVOTE!
Load More Replies...To find out what an expert had to say about the meme universe and the "absolute unit" joke, we reached out to Bradley E. Wiggins, Ph.D., an associate professor and department head of Media Communications at Webster Vienna Private University. He is the author of The Discursive Power of Memes in Digital Culture and his research interests also include digital semiotics and strategic communication.
"Memes have consistently been a part of online parlance, something academics refer to as 'digital culture', for nearly 20 or more years," he told Bored Panda. "The difference in awareness is due to the proliferation of a massive amount of content created, consumed and shared widely nearly all the time especially since cellular networks have increased the capacity for bandwidth."
The professor mentioned that one of the earliest internet memes — "unlike the concept discussed by Richard Dawkins in his oft-cited but mostly misunderstood book The Selfish Gene in 1978 — is the Star Wars Kid, originally a video that was shared and then later remixed and shared via early P2P services."
This Wolf
As will I. Good wolfie... good girl. Izzza want the cuddles
Load More Replies...To be fair, perspective can play a role here. It's hard to see the distance between the wolf and the people.
They are big animals but yes, this is a great example of forced perspective.
Load More Replies...Careful, wolf. You know what happened to your cousins who went this route.
Can it be a husky? Placed near the camera.....the beach photos kind of thing...
That looks like a fairly normal wolf size. They can hit like 7' in length, and this wolf looks a lot smaller than that.
Absolute Unit Of A Horse!
It looks like it's such a snuggler, so sweet.
Load More Replies...Oh, but he’ll pay you back in work and pride!
Load More Replies...Or a Clydesdale? Call Budweiser. Ask if one of theirs owns a little girl?
Load More Replies...The Absolute Size Of This Guy
My cat is jealous of the size, but he's happy about not being held.(he is a people hater.)
Load More Replies...At least not a full blood. He could be part Maine-c**n though
Load More Replies...he wears one of his human's sneakers as a trinket on his collar lol
I saw a cat that size while volunteering at my local humane society, she loved belly pets
So Wiggins explained that memes have been around for longer than people think, "but their apparent increase in popularity stems from the truncated form of communication they allow. In other words, memes help you to keep it simple and short, but not without a possibly huge impact in terms of humor, but most interestingly because of resonance with an issue, a person or group, etc. at a given point in time," he added.
"It bears noting that when Trump was elected president in 2016, online supporters posted on 4chan that 'we've elected a meme as president', or something like that. That idea of a person inhabiting meme-ness (whatever that means) isn't that new. And one of the reasons why the absolute unit spread is due to the participation of Elon Musk in the meme's spread and remix, in my professional opinion."
We Met Poncho Via, The Longest Longhorn To Ever Longhorn
hell be like those dogs with huge sticks! just cant get em anywhere 😂
Load More Replies...It must be difficult for Poncho Via to make close friends, from the side at least.
Luckily, horns are hollow. But they would still be quite heavy and especially cumbersome.
Load More Replies...My Parents Dog Who I Got To See Over The Holidays
As lovely as I imagine this dog is, cannot begin to imagine the horror of cleaning up after it! You’d be better off training him to use the toilet.
An Absolute Unit Of A Bat (5 Foot 5)
For anyone confused / that’s the wingspan not the length of its body, in case someone is there petrified of flying foxes or bats being as tall as people 😝
I do think they're adorable. The way they hold fruit with their teeny hands!
Load More Replies...Fruit bats are adorable. Apparently the skin on their wings feels like the skin on your eyelids (according to Batzilla, a lady from Australia who rehabs fruit bats).
It needs a relatively normal banana, to make it obvious that its body isn't really that big. The wingspan can be as much as 5 1/2 feet, but their bodies are only 12 to 13 inches, and their maximum weight is just a hair over 3 pounds.
Load More Replies...The Chief Of Police
he wouldn't need handcuffs he can just pick you up carry you to the jail and throw you in
The Kingpin decided to infiltrate the police, and did surprisingly well.
It has commonly been assumed that memes usually have to cite or refer to some aspect of popular culture to resonate with a person or a bigger mass of people. "This isn't always the case and depending on the situation, the meme itself can swiftly become the same popular culture aspect that is making itself more understood and by more people," he said and asked you to think about memes that remix a politician as a villain from a movie or TV series. "That's a clear reference to pop culture."
"Now consider how a meme like the Ever Given cargo ship happened often without any reference to pop culture. Yet online users can remix the meme to talk about daily struggles, anxiety, jokes about failure, etc., and the larger online 'community' can ingest the meme as long as is needed," Wiggins told Bored Panda.
However, humor is still an essential part. "But sometimes the humor that is included might not be humorous for a different group than is intended for the original meme."
Absolute Unit Of A Snow Bear
Looks like somebody got a bit overzealous with his Coke consumption.
That's absolutely beautiful work someone did, creating this snow bear.
Vintage Photo Of A Working Horse
Not that vintage, judging by the guy's outfit, but still impressive.
Go look up "Brooklyn Supreme" or "Brookie" the Belgian draft horse. Biggest horse recorded. I think I'd actually be a bit scared (I'm 153cm)
When my mom was little and she and her sisters and brother lived on a ranch she told me they had a draft horse that all four of the could ride on and they would ride him under the peach tree and pick peaches for my grandma to can
What a gorgeous memory! That must have been so much fun.
Load More Replies...For some reason, this picture brings to mind Boxer the Cart Horse from George Orwell's Animal Farm, described as dedicated and loyal, hardworking but naive who, at the end of the day, is doomed to be carted off to the knacker's when past his use by date. A tragic figure in a great novel. His slogan "I will work harder".
Is there some kind of illusion here? The tree they are both on is coming towards the camera, not going horizontally in the picture. Is the horse as well?
The horse is a draft and they are massive animals. Especially those doing forest work, were often draft x draft to make bigger animals
Load More Replies...The World's Oldest Bonsai Tree - Over 1000 Years Old
In order to keep bonsai trees small, you have to take them out of the pot and trim their roots, once in a while. If you don't, they'll become potbound and die. I'm just trying to imagine the responsibility of being the person to root trim a 1000 year old bonsai. Terrifying
They probably have to break away thw pot and recast a new one each time.
Load More Replies...Yeah, me too...probably shouldn't be allowed near it. So much respect to the 1000 years of caretakers.
Load More Replies...I wonder how old that is. Bonsai can be passed down many generations...
These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags
He looks like the Great Forest Spirit from Princess Mononoke :)
Useless fun fact - the only things that grow faster than antlers are whales and bamboo. They can grow in excess of 1 inch per day. Blue whales grow ~1.5 inches per day while a species of Chinese moso bamboo can grow almost 3 feet a day.
I count over 40 ends. Wow, I had no idea that a stag could get so old! Impressive creature!
The ends don't indicate the age. Well .... to an extend they do, but not that you can count and say "Oh, this stag is x years old". deer lose their antlers every year and grow a new one. The new one is stronger and bigger than the earlier one but there's a genetic limit to how many ends they'll get. (Which also means this one has been bred to have especially many) If a deer nears the end of his age or the feeding during the year was bad or it got sick, the antlers will show that. Older stags will get less ends than the top-healthy ones, and if there was only few food, the antlers might become weird and weak, too.
Load More Replies...I can imagine a couple of birds coming to chill and perch on those antlers!
When it comes to the "absolute unit" meme, the professor noted it’s a relatively neutral category whose main component would be light humor. "It's therefore pretty attractive, you can remix it pretty easily by applying the absolute unit phrase to any image, for example, that shows an exaggerated proportion and this then serves as the joke." However, there is a catch.
"Being comically oversized also implies the potential for body-shaming, or sometimes called fat-shaming. It might also point to other physical attributes that the person affected has little or no agency over. However, it's very important to remember that in the history of humor in general, sometimes a bit of pain is necessary for the joke to succeed."
Wiggins asked you to think of the basic joke about some guy whose hair is thinning. "It is as common a joke as anything similar, but for the person with thinning hair or a bald head, the joke might sting. This is an important catch to memes especially as their rapid dissemination might tempt the people enjoying the meme to ignore this aspect completely all for the joy of the joke," he said.
This Is Peter Freuchen, A Danish Explorer
He Completed A 1000km Dogsled Journey And Was Trapped In An Avalanche, He Escaped With A Knife Made From His Own Frozen Feaces. He Killed A Wolf With His Bare Hands, Fought Against The Nazis And Escaped A Pow Camp.
That coat was made from a polar bear he killed. Probably why I'm not a badass. This man was born with the guts of three generations 😩
"He escaped with a knife made from his own frozen feces..." this man doesn't take any sh*t from anyone (else).
wikipedia says he dug himself out of an avalanche with a frozen poop knife. maybe he did both
Load More Replies...Anytime you are resourceful enough to make a knife from your own frozen excrement, I'll take that for the win in all of everything. The Nazis didn't have a chance!
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371 There is a paper about this, because why wouldn't there be?
Load More Replies...The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived Known As 'Long Boi'. He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall
I'm sorry, but this was proven untrue https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/05/01/long-boi-university-yorks-big-but-not-biggest-duck/4903746001/ "But Long Boi is not full mallard. According to his Instagram, he is a cross between a mallard and an Indian runner, which is a larger species that can grow as long as 2 feet, 6 inches, according to the Audubon Society. Long Boi's Instagram page says he is about 28 inches tall. So while tall for a mallard duck, Long Boi is of average size compared to other Indian Runner ducks, according to Snopes. "Despite the claims that he is 'the biggest duck ever to have lived,' he actually stands at just over 70 centimeters (about 27.5 inches), still quite tall compared to our other ducks," said Zoe Duffin, one of two biology students who run the duck's Instagram account."
I thought so. I have several Indian Runners myself. I love their little slappy speedy feets :).
Load More Replies...I am so sorry, but he's not over 1m tall. He's only 70cm according to his official instagram account. @longboiyork.
Not doubting the duck, but the picture looks altered. There's just something about his leg...
This Bunny Has An Absolute Unit Of An Ear!
Unfortunately not healthy for the rabbit, as the ears will get injured and infected from normal rabbit activities.
It's truly evil to deliberately breed animals so that their bodies will reduce the quality of their lives.
Absolute Unit Of A Toad!
I don't know why but big toads always look like good cuddlers to me
After all, we turn to the meme world to relax, unwind, and sometimes to make sense of our chaotic existence. But seeing how unique and bizarre some jokes on the internet can get, it may suggest our sense of humor might only be getting weirder. Sharing and creating memes "has a lot of possible motivations with regard to the person or group active in this process," Wiggins noted.
"Humor is a part of it but perhaps also [a] connection with someone or some group by means of commenting upon or sharing the meme, or even creating their own. If the humor is getting weirder, then it's time to take a long cold look at whatever one understands to mean 'society'," he concluded.
Gorilla Hand
Gentle giants, hunted by the worst species on the planet
Load More Replies...So huge and strong, and yet they are completely at the mercy of human beings in terms of their survival as a species. Love the tenderness of the medical professional feeling for his pulse. If only all of us humans could care for each other, and all of the species we are supposed to share the Earth with, as well as this vet/doctor/nurse cares for this magnificent creature.
Absolute Unit Of A Sculpture. Senegal Renaissance Monument
That would suck.. chisel a bit.... walk a km away to make sure it looks right, go back in
Is there a medical term for a fear of really big, tall things? If so, then I have it. That would be terrifying for me to see in person - looking up at it.
Found On Twitter
Remember when Bart and millhouse got that squishee and went nuts - here's the real life version
Yeah, once melted it tastes so watered down, yuck.
Load More Replies...He got lucky the employee let him. I worked a 7-11 day. ( reminder everybody it happens July 11th every year) there is a cardboard with a hole it's supposed to fit in. Even sideways this should have been too big. His face is twofold he got a boatload of Slurpee and "got away" with bending the rules 😁👍
No no - this guy is the REASON there's this carboard with a hole nowadays 😁 😁 😁
Load More Replies...This Absolute Unit Of A Baobab Can Hold 120.000 Liters Of Water
I went to visit what was supposedly the largest one in Africa . The inside smelled like s**t
Load More Replies...Komodo Dragon
Ummm Komodo, you just droppin it low like that? Ok I'll mind my business
Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia
This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove
Makes the woman look itty bitty. Very slimming, standing next to the biggest quartz in the world.
The moment I saw this; I thought oh great huge pile of petrified dino poo.🥴 my bad.
Why Does It Look Like That
I've only been able to watch that Pixar short Kitbull exactly once. Never thought a cartoon could make me ugly cry. It was a wonderful short
Load More Replies...Cat with MSTN gene mutation, aka myostatin mutation or double muscle. Cat is absolute unit indeed.
It's a genetic defect resulting in double the muscles. Also often found in greyhounds.
The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence
Nothing Sir! Delicious Sir! *soufflé crumbled in a heap* Amazing Sir!
Load More Replies...Sculptor Creates Massive 12 Feet Tall "Techno Gorilla" From Car Parts
Didn't he learn anything from sci-fi movies? When the robot revolution begins, the damn robots will fix up this bad guy and insert a chip into it. Then, it would become a robotic King Kong. Nope. Destroy it!!
What if this is later enhanced by humans to create something like atom? (From Real Steel)
Load More Replies...This Eagle Seen In Alberta, Canada
Trust me, getting punched by a huge bird is a lot more dangerous (and painful!) than you’d think. While I was wrestling my broody goose out of her nest, she punched me in the face so hard I got a huge black eye, and a suspected concussion! And that doesn’t even count the bites and scratches!
Load More Replies...Eagles are assholes. They steal anything and have even tried human children a few times.
I don't think we should consider any animal an a*****e for taking something or trying to eat something, since they have no understanding of right and wrong. Not that I want any children to be harmed and, full disclosure, I do sometimes refer to my pet as a hilarious little a*****e... 😅
Load More Replies...I think what's happening here is called forced perspective.? The eagle is sitting on an elevated part of their lawn but it looks like it's the same level as the section of lawn below it. That eagle is pretty average size
Unit Of An Iceberg Passing By Newfoundland, Canada
I must resist the urge to write something salty about it lurking in the Atlantic Ocean biding it’s time until the new ship, the Titanic 2 is in the area. *cue inappropriate dramatic tunes from the Jaws movie.
Wow that is so cool, too bad they're not going to be around long bc of global warming
An Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog!
No it’s one of the endangered species Hedgedoggo
Load More Replies...Anyone who owns a husky will agree that the dogs very much prefer to be in the cold like that.
Load More Replies...Nah, these dogs are built for cold and snow and often refuse to come in from cold weather. I always feel sorry when I see arctic dogs in hot climate, but I guess that thick undercoat also helps in hot weather.
Are we sure that isn't an Alaskan malamute? His fur seems a bit more dense than a husky.
This Guinea Pig
I uh... have a new request... send me... that unit. The chonk is real... and I have a need for the cuddle floof.
I feel like that's a Guinea pig unite moment when like 10 Guinea pigs get together to fight evil
And either her left fingers are huge or there’s a perspective issue going on
Load More Replies...Wolf Eel
Yeah, hoping he wasn't meant to be in their catch and is on his way overboard. The photo just screams terror on the part of the eel.
Load More Replies...The editors at Bored Panda need to think about whether posts are actually showing cruelty, whether to animals, kids or adults.
Yeah they will censor the word “die” but not think about the content of the actual image
Load More Replies...So, they made a few photos with him, then released him back to the ocean. https://www.origo.hu/tudomany/20210827-kis-hijan-leharapta-a-halasz-fejet-a-bizarr-tengeri-szorny-fotok.html
This Absolute Unit Of Statue Of Siva In India
Ukranian Antonov An-225 Mriya - Worlds Largest Aircraft Destroyed By Russian Invaders
The fact that the acronym of the Russian secret service is GRU shows how desperately they want to be the world's greatest villain.
There's four other planes for scale - if you zoom in, you can see the banana next to the smallest one, slightly to the left of the wheel.
Load More Replies...Excluding daily politics, this giant was built in the Soviet Union! In addition to Antonov's Design Office, this means 4 more Russian and 1 Uzbek companies. Initially, there was a need for such a colossus when it was necessary to transport too large components to a Soviet shuttle called Buran.
It still amazes me that planes this big can even take off. Or how huge Cruise ships float and move under their own power.
me on a carrier with 85 airplanes and helo's. 5,000 men. still floats but ...... i had fun.
Load More Replies...I got to see this once at Charlotte Douglas International airport a few years ago. Absolutely amazing.
I don’t even need to look at the other comments, I can smell the politics from here
Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around
I would think it would be hard to do a lot of tasks with huge fingers and hands like that. People with "normal" large hands have trouble with some things so this...
My father had very big hands and fingers.. we had a lot of laugh in late 90' when my boyfriend bought a very small mobile phone ..he could push all the keys together with the thumb ( it was actually a very small phone 😅)
Load More Replies...No worries, i usually don't have my lasso with me
Load More Replies..."Competitive arm wrestler"? Me thinks this guy has no competition whatsoever.
Have you googled "competitive arm wrestlers" yet?
Load More Replies...No, but he sure would talk about this guy's hands! LOL
Load More Replies...Remy Been On Pizza Rolls
This Absolute Unit Of A Calf Has Hit The Juice Young
It's a genetic mutation affecting myostatin, there have been some humans to be born with it as well. Scientists have been working on figuring out how to cause this mutation with drugs as a treatment for muscular dystrophy.
Load More Replies...Im not trying to judge, but why? some animals are naturally muscular (like horses) I do find it a little strange tho tbh
Load More Replies...if anyones interested in this, this is actually a breed of cattle called 'Belgium blues' and they are all Absolute Units
Imagine how much his dad's sperm must cost. I'd like to see what his dad looks like
The Blunt-Headed Burrowing Frog, An Absolute Unit!
That looks like a naked turtle would ,in my imaginary eye. But I know turtles shells are actually part of their skeletal system. Still. Come on Naked turtle.
Gigantic Couch
I've always dreamt of having a couchy room. Like wall to wall. Would be awesome.
The smaller your living room the nearer this dream coming true. O.o
Load More Replies...And yet, any pets will still find a way to ensure you're jammed into the corner of it.
Me In My Kindergarten Class Reading Room
Don't worry, one of these years you'll pass and get to go on to first grade.
Absolute Unit Of A Spider
I hope so because that would mean it's far away from me
Load More Replies...It's a female huntsman. Timid but Lighting fast, you should see these guys go... Actually not even particularly large. I live in the Australian bush, trust me there are some giants...
My husband rehomed one from our daughters bedroom tonight! Pretty huge. I don't mind them in the house but bedrooms are out of bounds. They are tenacious! I've seen them taken outside only to run back in!!
Load More Replies...Nooo! These should have a spider warning where you have to click the picture first to see it. Great way to get the heart pumping in the morning, see unexpected pictures of terrifying furry demos
Does it help to know you are always within three feet of a spider?
Load More Replies...Look for a spider called Charlotte online (not if you are arachnophobic). She's a huge huntsman found in a barn and was very kindly relocated to another area where she would be safe.
That pic is actually of Charlotte, the spider in that story. Here's the link: https://www.wric.com/news/u-s-world/meet-charlotte-a-banded-huntsman-spider-who-found-a-home/
Load More Replies...absolute nightmare, I'd move out immediatly - and leave all my belongings 😱
Crewmembers Standing Inside The Cargo Hold Of An Lng (Liquiid Natural Gas) Tanker....
I feel like I would lose my mind trying to do that
Load More Replies...They look like the plastic-figures that are used to create "magical worlds" for photographs.
LNG is not the same as Liquid Nitrogen. You might know this but maye not everyone else so I'm just saying
Load More Replies...These Bananas My Wife Got At The Store
We're not doing that today. For no reason whatsoever. Thank you. Please move on.
Load More Replies...I accidentally read this as "These bananas that got my wife at the store" 😳
"The safe word is 'Banana'." - Lois Griffin, Family Guy Uh-huh, not anymore...
Hope you have a lot of big baking pans for Banana Bread - no way you can eat this much banana before they get overripe.
C H O N K
The famous blackboard incident, when livestock ate all the blackboards in the country.
and were then used as overhead projector screens for movies at the pub on friday night
Load More Replies...This Unit Of A Dog I Met At The Dog Shop
That's the law in most civilized countries.
Load More Replies...I was riding the bus one day. A woman with about this size of dog if not bigger came to the back of the bus where I was sitting. She had her dog sit on the floor. The dog's head came at least to my head height when I was sitting. I chatted with the owner and eventually asked the dog's name. She said she called her Annapurna, after Mt Everest's original name.
Looks like they have trained them really well they look beautiful as well
Yeah - judging from the 'size' of that leash, I'd say it's well-trained.
Load More Replies...Former Soviet-Georgian Water Polo Athelete Petre Kako Mshvenieradze Is An Absolute Unit
This Bottle Of Vodka My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy…
Having worked in a liquor store AND bought one, the big bottles are not as fun as you may think. Expensive obviously but hard to handle. I basically had to buy an empty glass bottle to hold a portion of it.
This Is One Of The Biggest Personal Weapons Used By Man, The Punt Gun
It Was Used For Hunting Ducks On An Industrial Scale. It Was Proven So Deadly That Nowadays It Is Illegal In Most Western Countries.
Good question, you can't hide it under any coats. I'm not sure if it fits in most the european cars.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't even need to aim, just point it on the general direction of the target!
This Frog’s Thicc Thighs
This frog is actually having a sad fate, it's an African clawed frog with bloating disease. This means its body is going to absorb liquid, feeling pain and having its organs squeezed until it dies. There's no cure.
It IS sick. Bloating. If you're referring to the color, it's normal. Aqua frogs are weird colors.
Load More Replies...This Beehive
Absolute Unit Of A Fish!
I've had to swerve around one when an overambitious hawk dropped it. It was about 1 ft (30cm if you're not American) long and I was going 80 mph (65mph if you're a cop), so pretty alarming!
Load More Replies...I just had to look it up. Supposedly this is a replica fish that was hanging over a bar. Until the guy hit the bar.
Ah - thank you. Yeah you can see some hardware on it they might have used to hang it with.
Load More Replies...So did that giant dude that makes knives out of frozen poo decide to pick up an eight foot Sturgeon,and smack the bejeezus out of this car.🤣 yeah I realize he's probably dead...but maybe he scared the reaper. 🤔
Pretty sure there was a Simpsons episode where two Russian cosmonauts on the Mir space station were arguing about something and a sturgeon landed on Homer's car...
Absolute Unit Of An Egg From The Extinct Elephant Bird - Sold For $100k At Auction
Absolute Unit Of A Catfish!
I would like to see more posts where something hasn't been killed please.
Did you know that catfish can grow so big that they can eat a human alive!
Delicious! But these larger ones are usually too "fishy" in taste with a lot more fatty crap. Young, fat catfish. Those are the ones you want for a good fish fry.
That's A Big Car
Absolute Unit Of A Tank Silencer
You'll still hear it for miles. It's to lower the db volume (suppressor, not silencer) of the boom when testing military gear so that the testers don't go deaf.
Load More Replies...World's Heaviest Hinged Door. Used To Protect The Rtns-II, The World's Most Powerful Source Of Continuous Fusion Neutrons
I kinda struggled to understand anything after 'heavy door'. Gonna bluff it through here in the comments section though. I reckon if I type enough words, pandas might think 'Wow! There's a guy who knows his doors!' So here we are.
I stick to my beliefs that that is a Lego structure which a tiny woman is opening.
Wait, we have nuclear fusion now? I thought we were dozens of years away from that kind of technology!
It's not quite nuclear fusion, more of a start. It's a supply of fusion neutrons, which could allow for nuclear fusion, which we are not yet ready for.
Load More Replies...Good hinges, bearings, and properly balanced and you won't need that much muscle to move it. The biggest need of strength is to get it to start moving.
Load More Replies...Finally Found A Sub To Post My Zucchini In!
We've grown a few like that. Peel it, slice it and then coat it with olive oil and minced garlic and grill it? Yum!
This Water Bottle My Classmate Brings To School Every Day. It's Empty By The Time I See Him 5 Periods Later
A girl on my soccer team brings about two of those and a smaller one everyday and I think she finishes them( at least on game days )
I'd never stop peeing - I'd need some Tena lady just to be on the safe side
I use a Manna, though not this big, mines 40 oz maybe? They are the best at keeping my water cold. Left it at work on Friday and on Monday there was still a little ice left in the water.
When I was in college I would see athletes walking around carrying 1 gallon bottles of water (like the milk cartons) and drink it all day. I would check that kid for diabetes if he's drinking that much, though.
My Centipede. Her Name Is Ember Because Her Bites Have A Venom That Feels Like Fire Traveling Up Your Arm. Quarter For Scale
I think it’s a her but yeah same, even though I’ve always wanted a pet centipede
Load More Replies...Why Would They Make This Antibiotic Pill So Big? I’d Happily Take Two Instead
I had come cod liver oil tablets or something similar that were massive, couldn't split them since they were the liquid filled kind and I wasn't about to taste whatever was inside - but I got used to it. I'm on a lot of meds these days due to poor health, my husband freaks out as I'll take loads before bed but I just put them in my hand and take them all at one - talking about 15ish tablets at one, some small, some quite big, but yeah, all at once. My husband is convinced I'm going to choke and die one day (or maybe he hopes?) but he's the type that can only take one at a time and struggles with that
thats way too many. hopefully the doctors are not prescribing you pills for the side effects of other pills you are taking.
Load More Replies...I had to take some great big tablets like that once, plus they were chalky, so tended to stick in your throat. I discovered that coating them with butter made them go right down!
Fisherman With One Of His Prized Catches, A Bluefin Tuna
Although I'm not much of a fan of sport fishing, a Tuna this big is woth a LOT money.
Size Comparison Of The Statue Of Liberty And Statue Of Unity In India
I honestly think this is exaggerated. I mean, in a country where so many people still don't have electricity or clean water, I imagine that even Mr. Patel (the man represented) would rather have the millions spent on the statue redirected and spent for more practical purposes. The construction of the statue is said to have cost some US $422 million.
This was built by a political party, so maybe not from public money.
Load More Replies...sure let's build vanity monuments and pretend to have a space program while we still have castes, honor killing and 3/4 of the nation don't have access to basic amenities, food or education on a continuous basis. i'm sure all the poor ppl will be super impressed that much like china and russia the explode off the pad ratio is only about 50%. that's good rite? that's worth keeping up w the first world nations budgets for something we don't actually need while people starve in the streets and die of easily prevented diseases rite...?
This Is My Cat Luna She Is 10 Years Old And The Most Photogenic Unit Ever, Meme Her If You Wish
This is a rescue cat that was chonk when they got her, she is on a diet. OP says in comments.
Load More Replies...It seems you prefer some animals over others and don't feel sympathy for animals that may be unhealthy and therefore suffering. Actually it seems more like pleasure than lack of sympathy. Is it that you enjoy looking at birds so the suffering of any animal that could in theory diminish your ability to look at the birds pleases you?
Load More Replies...This is a rescue cat that was chonk when they got her, she is on a diet. OP says in comments.
Load More Replies...That tank silencer had me laughing for at least 5 minutes. I have the humor of a three year old 🤣
The Russian water polo player... I may know what started the yeti story
When did being a "Unit" become a good thing? I remember when being called a unit was an insult.
That tank silencer had me laughing for at least 5 minutes. I have the humor of a three year old 🤣
The Russian water polo player... I may know what started the yeti story
When did being a "Unit" become a good thing? I remember when being called a unit was an insult.
