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Just try to picture something so round, hearty, and out of proportion to its surroundings that it would grab anyone’s attention and simply wouldn’t let it go. If you’re already feeling amused, this post might be just for you. You see, today we’re all about celebrating Absolute Units, a meme dedicated to objects, animals, and people that are just comically oversized.

In fact, it got so much attention on the internet that it even inspired an online community with the same name. Also titled “Lads that you’re in awe at the size of,” the subreddit offers a variety of pictures that vividly illustrate just how big some things can get.

From gigantic toads to chonky cats to exceptionally huge statues, some of these critters and objects can’t even be compared to their peers. Below, you’ll find the most recent top-voted posts Bored Panda has selected from the group, so continue scrolling and let us know which ones you liked most! And since you might find it hard to turn your gaze away, be sure to check out our previous compilations about absolute units right here, here, and here.

#1

Meet Bonner, The Bestest Therapy Dog At Children's Hospital Los Angeles

Meet Bonner, The Bestest Therapy Dog At Children's Hospital Los Angeles

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Weim Central
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That poor kid is going to lose that brush in there

Big Blue Cat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also possible that soon the whole kid is lost in that fluff lol

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Kara Maddigan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IT'S SO FLUFFY IM GOING TO DIE!!!!

Rain WhiteBuffalo
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My service dog is half Newfoundland and half Golden Retriever.

Jods
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today’s news headlines. Child crushed by huge therapy dog during recovery at hospital.

the awesome Piplup
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of it is probably fluff! Awwwww!!!😍❤🐕🐶

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    #2

    "Although Many Are Ignored (Especially In The Third World), There Are Good Artists Everywhere." -Kumi Samuel. Ghana

    "Although Many Are Ignored (Especially In The Third World), There Are Good Artists Everywhere." -Kumi Samuel. Ghana

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man that rickety ass table is doing a helluva job. That's got a be a ton of clay at least. 😄👍

    New Prometheus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is hollow or inside is something lighter like styrox?

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    Ayisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ayyy I'm from Ghana! Love to see the representation and talent, as we are often ignored. If anyone was wondering, the scupture is of J.J. Rawlings, a former president.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lionel Richie is looking for you

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to make cute clay animals with my grandson a few days ago . It did not go well. This man has an amazing talent ! I couldn't even make a frog lol

    Stephanie Wittenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredible, hope he gets the respect and fame he deserves.

    Ogidi Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the bust of Lt. Jerry Rawlings, ex-president of Ghana who died last year?

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    According to the internet meme database Know Your Meme, 2017 seems to be the origin of the "absolute unit" meme. A Twitter user who went by the handle @mrreptoid posted a picture of a British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England. He captioned the photo, "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." The tweet and its caption caught on and people all over the internet started using it on pictures of amusingly large objects.

    The online community in question has amassed more than 1.1M members since it was created in 2018. One of the most important rules there is to simply be nice, "there's no reason to be an unfriendly unit." Moreover, moderators let the users know that toxic behavior of any kind is banned, and there should be no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, or fat-shaming. As they write, "We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large."

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    #3

    Absolute Unit Of A Bee

    Absolute Unit Of A Bee

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Leave me alone. Ai iz a fluffball today."

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are bees near my house that don’t have stingers, and they let me hold them :)

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    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much seratonin I shall now die of happiness

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, looks fairly normal size for a worker. Last year when we got a pool, I found a bumblebee there a few times. I started to fish them out and hold them on my hand until they dry and can fly away. They are really cute.

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    ChocolateCake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or does anyone else want to pet it?

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    #4

    This Vietnamese Street Vendor

    This Vietnamese Street Vendor

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine ladies are craving for his mellons.

    Angel Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not a "street vendor" Lee Won is a Bodybuilder/Althete, Fitness Trainer and Technical Director at FitPlus in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam who was photographed as if giving away watermelons during a photo shoot session 5 February 2021 depicting Mai An Tiêm - a hero in a Vietnamese legend about how watermelons came to exist in Vietnam.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I read your post, I felt the history, because of his garb and his sincerity. Really cool.

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he should be in Street Fighter

    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. If I saw a character with his physique in a video game or as a comic book superhero it would strike me as another example of over-the-top, unrealistic, idealized depictions of male bodies you see in those genres.

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 would purchase these melons. Talk about successful advertising... lol

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am... straight. And I want this man's produce. And his work out routine/meals he makes.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can find it out. Aparanthly he is a Body Builder. Copied from Angel Williams comment above: "He's not a "street vendor" Lee Won is a Bodybuilder/Althete, Fitness Trainer and Technical Director at FitPlus in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam who was photographed as if giving away watermelons during a photo shoot session 5 February 2021 depicting Mai An Tiêm - a hero in a Vietnamese legend about how watermelons came to exist in Vietnam."

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    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Next Top Model is looking. I'm a straight male but.. I mean.. He has nice melons..

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Big melons, small melons, would you like to squeeze my melons?"

    Nitro Codes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS WHAT HE SAID I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T DOWNVOTE!

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    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. He could crush one of those melons with his thighs.

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This man is just wow

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if I need a reason to buy more s**t. I’d buy ice in the North Pole from this guy.

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    To find out what an expert had to say about the meme universe and the "absolute unit" joke, we reached out to Bradley E. Wiggins, Ph.D., an associate professor and department head of Media Communications at Webster Vienna Private University. He is the author of The Discursive Power of Memes in Digital Culture and his research interests also include digital semiotics and strategic communication.

    "Memes have consistently been a part of online parlance, something academics refer to as 'digital culture', for nearly 20 or more years," he told Bored Panda. "The difference in awareness is due to the proliferation of a massive amount of content created, consumed and shared widely nearly all the time especially since cellular networks have increased the capacity for bandwidth."

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    The professor mentioned that one of the earliest internet memes — "unlike the concept discussed by Richard Dawkins in his oft-cited but mostly misunderstood book The Selfish Gene in 1978 — is the Star Wars Kid, originally a video that was shared and then later remixed and shared via early P2P services."

    #5

    This Wolf

    This Wolf

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take 2... both for cuddles.

    Lady Z Azrael
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As will I. Good wolfie... good girl. Izzza want the cuddles

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    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, perspective can play a role here. It's hard to see the distance between the wolf and the people.

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are big animals but yes, this is a great example of forced perspective.

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    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, wolf. You know what happened to your cousins who went this route.

    Spampampams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you manage this. I'm jealous.

    iLoVeGrOoT....
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it be a husky? Placed near the camera.....the beach photos kind of thing...

    Liam B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last ever pics of those 2

    Gareth Baus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a fairly normal wolf size. They can hit like 7' in length, and this wolf looks a lot smaller than that.

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    #6

    Absolute Unit Of A Horse!

    Absolute Unit Of A Horse!

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    NatalieC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a sweet picture.

    Mick Casey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a Belgian Draft, those horses are beautiful,

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll eat you out of house and home, he will.

    TrD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you find him in the taobab grasslands?

    Junjie Liu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl tho the place the horse lickin is kinda sus

    Junjie Liu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl where the horse lickin is kinda sus

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clydesdales and Shires are the very epitome of gentle giants and I can confirm that they love hugs/snuggles

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    #7

    The Absolute Size Of This Guy

    The Absolute Size Of This Guy

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is jealous of the size, but he's happy about not being held.(he is a people hater.)

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still needs reassuring hugs from dad.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not even a Maine c**n! Geez louise!

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least not a full blood. He could be part Maine-c**n though

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your mountain lion is doing well.

    Kimberly Patterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he wears one of his human's sneakers as a trinket on his collar lol

    Bella shepley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cat that size while volunteering at my local humane society, she loved belly pets

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh imagine the purrrr in that kitty!😊💕

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    So Wiggins explained that memes have been around for longer than people think, "but their apparent increase in popularity stems from the truncated form of communication they allow. In other words, memes help you to keep it simple and short, but not without a possibly huge impact in terms of humor, but most interestingly because of resonance with an issue, a person or group, etc. at a given point in time," he added.

    "It bears noting that when Trump was elected president in 2016, online supporters posted on 4chan that 'we've elected a meme as president', or something like that. That idea of a person inhabiting meme-ness (whatever that means) isn't that new. And one of the reasons why the absolute unit spread is due to the participation of Elon Musk in the meme's spread and remix, in my professional opinion."

    #8

    We Met Poncho Via, The Longest Longhorn To Ever Longhorn

    We Met Poncho Via, The Longest Longhorn To Ever Longhorn

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn’t need a fence. Just keep him in those trees.

    Someone With A Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell be like those dogs with huge sticks! just cant get em anywhere 😂

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His neck must ache!! Hope he gets regular chiropractic appointments to keep his no muscles and bones happy

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is somebody out there in a Cadillac with no horns on the hood.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be difficult for Poncho Via to make close friends, from the side at least.

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw those look heavy i wonder if its a problem for his shoulders and neck

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily, horns are hollow. But they would still be quite heavy and especially cumbersome.

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    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he doesn't get stuck in the trees behind.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm, neck problems....may need to see a chiro/osteo

    BRUHHHHHHH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longest longhorn to ever longhorn, lol

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    #9

    My Parents Dog Who I Got To See Over The Holidays

    My Parents Dog Who I Got To See Over The Holidays

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a lapdog always a lapdog

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As lovely as I imagine this dog is, cannot begin to imagine the horror of cleaning up after it! You’d be better off training him to use the toilet.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is if the toilet can handle it!

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    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How he detains burglars until the police arrive.

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dogs are lap dogs whether we like it or not...

    Mick Casey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turner and Hooch, the domestic years

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you doing in his seat?

    Alexia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, little doggy... I mean, big, huge doggie :)))

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    #10

    An Absolute Unit Of A Bat (5 Foot 5)

    An Absolute Unit Of A Bat (5 Foot 5)

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bat is taller than me!

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone confused / that’s the wingspan not the length of its body, in case someone is there petrified of flying foxes or bats being as tall as people 😝

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment needs to be higher.

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    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Vlad he's a good guy not much of a day person tho

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hey a fruit bat. Those guys are pretty chill, but still give them space like any wild critter.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutie. Like pups with wings, they even like to lick

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do think they're adorable. The way they hold fruit with their teeny hands!

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    Sandra Charlot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody will stole your bike for sure!

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fruit bats are adorable. Apparently the skin on their wings feels like the skin on your eyelids (according to Batzilla, a lady from Australia who rehabs fruit bats).

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a massive banana for scale.

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs a relatively normal banana, to make it obvious that its body isn't really that big. The wingspan can be as much as 5 1/2 feet, but their bodies are only 12 to 13 inches, and their maximum weight is just a hair over 3 pounds.

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i know where vampire stories come from

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    #11

    The Chief Of Police

    The Chief Of Police

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his district, people confess before they have thought of a crime.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he wouldn't need handcuffs he can just pick you up carry you to the jail and throw you in

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have to be one uniform that's custom-made.

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking News: crime drops drastically due to unknown cause

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was like, "I'm the Chief." Who would argue?

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His shoulders are as wide as he is tall.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Kingpin decided to infiltrate the police, and did surprisingly well.

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    It has commonly been assumed that memes usually have to cite or refer to some aspect of popular culture to resonate with a person or a bigger mass of people. "This isn't always the case and depending on the situation, the meme itself can swiftly become the same popular culture aspect that is making itself more understood and by more people," he said and asked you to think about memes that remix a politician as a villain from a movie or TV series. "That's a clear reference to pop culture."

    "Now consider how a meme like the Ever Given cargo ship happened often without any reference to pop culture. Yet online users can remix the meme to talk about daily struggles, anxiety, jokes about failure, etc., and the larger online 'community' can ingest the meme as long as is needed," Wiggins told Bored Panda.

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    However, humor is still an essential part. "But sometimes the humor that is included might not be humorous for a different group than is intended for the original meme."

    #12

    Absolute Unit Of A Snow Bear

    Absolute Unit Of A Snow Bear

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    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my 500 lb bear" Next on TLC

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somebody got a bit overzealous with his Coke consumption.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's absolutely beautiful work someone did, creating this snow bear.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to say nothing and just keep on mov'n.

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    #13

    Vintage Photo Of A Working Horse

     Vintage Photo Of A Working Horse

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that vintage, judging by the guy's outfit, but still impressive.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hope "Woah" is all you need.

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go look up "Brooklyn Supreme" or "Brookie" the Belgian draft horse. Biggest horse recorded. I think I'd actually be a bit scared (I'm 153cm)

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom was little and she and her sisters and brother lived on a ranch she told me they had a draft horse that all four of the could ride on and they would ride him under the peach tree and pick peaches for my grandma to can

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a gorgeous memory! That must have been so much fun.

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    Tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, this picture brings to mind Boxer the Cart Horse from George Orwell's Animal Farm, described as dedicated and loyal, hardworking but naive who, at the end of the day, is doomed to be carted off to the knacker's when past his use by date. A tragic figure in a great novel. His slogan "I will work harder".

    New Prometheus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there some kind of illusion here? The tree they are both on is coming towards the camera, not going horizontally in the picture. Is the horse as well?

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse is a draft and they are massive animals. Especially those doing forest work, were often draft x draft to make bigger animals

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    Notyomama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes a nice cold Bud Weiser after a hot sweaty day working.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love love love love draft horses. All the bigger horses, such magnificent creatures

    Linus G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draft horses have been replaced by deer. John Deere. Funny colored green skin.

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    #14

    The World's Oldest Bonsai Tree - Over 1000 Years Old

    The World's Oldest Bonsai Tree - Over 1000 Years Old

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to keep bonsai trees small, you have to take them out of the pot and trim their roots, once in a while. If you don't, they'll become potbound and die. I'm just trying to imagine the responsibility of being the person to root trim a 1000 year old bonsai. Terrifying

    Robyn Bowns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably have to break away thw pot and recast a new one each time.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't last one week if I was left to care for it.

    Stephanie Wittenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, me too...probably shouldn't be allowed near it. So much respect to the 1000 years of caretakers.

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    frrrrrrr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonzai are not a matter of years, but size. Then here it do not works...

    Anonymous X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when old trees get attention!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely tree and aren't Bonsai Tress smaller?

    Alexa Saltz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how old that is. Bonsai can be passed down many generations...

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    #15

    These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

    These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless fun fact - the only things that grow faster than antlers are whales and bamboo. They can grow in excess of 1 inch per day. Blue whales grow ~1.5 inches per day while a species of Chinese moso bamboo can grow almost 3 feet a day.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I count over 40 ends. Wow, I had no idea that a stag could get so old! Impressive creature!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ends don't indicate the age. Well .... to an extend they do, but not that you can count and say "Oh, this stag is x years old". deer lose their antlers every year and grow a new one. The new one is stronger and bigger than the earlier one but there's a genetic limit to how many ends they'll get. (Which also means this one has been bred to have especially many) If a deer nears the end of his age or the feeding during the year was bad or it got sick, the antlers will show that. Older stags will get less ends than the top-healthy ones, and if there was only few food, the antlers might become weird and weak, too.

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    Commander OwO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine a couple of birds coming to chill and perch on those antlers!

    CV Vir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not this deer: 2017: “Tennessee Hunter’s 47-Point Deer Breaks World Record”

    Shushadei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I can't upvote enough! Such beauty!

    Karen Grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition, the header reads Stags, plural.

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    When it comes to the "absolute unit" meme, the professor noted it’s a relatively neutral category whose main component would be light humor. "It's therefore pretty attractive, you can remix it pretty easily by applying the absolute unit phrase to any image, for example, that shows an exaggerated proportion and this then serves as the joke." However, there is a catch.

    "Being comically oversized also implies the potential for body-shaming, or sometimes called fat-shaming. It might also point to other physical attributes that the person affected has little or no agency over. However, it's very important to remember that in the history of humor in general, sometimes a bit of pain is necessary for the joke to succeed."

    Wiggins asked you to think of the basic joke about some guy whose hair is thinning. "It is as common a joke as anything similar, but for the person with thinning hair or a bald head, the joke might sting. This is an important catch to memes especially as their rapid dissemination might tempt the people enjoying the meme to ignore this aspect completely all for the joy of the joke," he said.

    #16

    This Is Peter Freuchen, A Danish Explorer

    This Is Peter Freuchen, A Danish Explorer

    He Completed A 1000km Dogsled Journey And Was Trapped In An Avalanche, He Escaped With A Knife Made From His Own Frozen Feaces. He Killed A Wolf With His Bare Hands, Fought Against The Nazis And Escaped A Pow Camp.

    Poggypog20 Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That coat was made from a polar bear he killed. Probably why I'm not a badass. This man was born with the guts of three generations 😩

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He escaped with a knife made from his own frozen feces..." this man doesn't take any sh*t from anyone (else).

    WoodenLion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wikipedia says he dug himself out of an avalanche with a frozen poop knife. maybe he did both

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    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His afternoon was even more exciting...

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime you are resourceful enough to make a knife from your own frozen excrement, I'll take that for the win in all of everything. The Nazis didn't have a chance!

    Noorma Hanifah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you made a knife from frozen feaces ? Asking for a friend

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371 There is a paper about this, because why wouldn't there be?

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    GaeFrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poop needs to up its game

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Escaped from a POW camp?" What, did they build it around him?

    Ewelina Rydzewska
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife's face expression is genius☺

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need more information on poop knifes (which of course you do need!), here is paper on it: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371

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    #17

    The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived Known As 'Long Boi'. He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall

    The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived Known As 'Long Boi'. He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he’s mixed with something else, like a runner duck

    Kayla J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but this was proven untrue https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/05/01/long-boi-university-yorks-big-but-not-biggest-duck/4903746001/ "But Long Boi is not full mallard. According to his Instagram, he is a cross between a mallard and an Indian runner, which is a larger species that can grow as long as 2 feet, 6 inches, according to the Audubon Society. Long Boi's Instagram page says he is about 28 inches tall. So while tall for a mallard duck, Long Boi is of average size compared to other Indian Runner ducks, according to Snopes. "Despite the claims that he is 'the biggest duck ever to have lived,' he actually stands at just over 70 centimeters (about 27.5 inches), still quite tall compared to our other ducks," said Zoe Duffin, one of two biology students who run the duck's Instagram account."

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought so. I have several Indian Runners myself. I love their little slappy speedy feets :).

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    Vortex Lazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry, but he's not over 1m tall. He's only 70cm according to his official instagram account. @longboiyork.

    Robyn Bowns
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not doubting the duck, but the picture looks altered. There's just something about his leg...

    Lux Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is runner, not mallard ether that or he is mix with runner

    PixieVonBehr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with us Brits and naming things lol

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    #18

    This Bunny Has An Absolute Unit Of An Ear!

    This Bunny Has An Absolute Unit Of An Ear!

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    Aran Lindvail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately not healthy for the rabbit, as the ears will get injured and infected from normal rabbit activities.

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they bred like this, or is it a mutation?

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    commie pinkofag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's truly evil to deliberately breed animals so that their bodies will reduce the quality of their lives.

    Jenna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhh he can hear you

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please dont downvote but he looks kinda lik dumbo bunny edition

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbo's rabbit cousin

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    #19

    Absolute Unit Of A Toad!

    Absolute Unit Of A Toad!

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    KariLovesHerKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but big toads always look like good cuddlers to me

    Wendy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that real????? He's got cute little hands :p

    chicken
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks angry and grumpy but extra large

    Kisses4Katie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a singing one from Harry Potter

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    After all, we turn to the meme world to relax, unwind, and sometimes to make sense of our chaotic existence. But seeing how unique and bizarre some jokes on the internet can get, it may suggest our sense of humor might only be getting weirder. Sharing and creating memes "has a lot of possible motivations with regard to the person or group active in this process," Wiggins noted.

    "Humor is a part of it but perhaps also [a] connection with someone or some group by means of commenting upon or sharing the meme, or even creating their own. If the humor is getting weirder, then it's time to take a long cold look at whatever one understands to mean 'society'," he concluded.

    #20

    Gorilla Hand

    Gorilla Hand

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! No wonder they can pull your legs off if they wanted to.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentle giants, hunted by the worst species on the planet

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    LILYANDPEARL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Large hands aside, I hope the gorilla got better :p

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that gorillas fist is the size of my entire chest

    Pangolin Pal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So huge and strong, and yet they are completely at the mercy of human beings in terms of their survival as a species. Love the tenderness of the medical professional feeling for his pulse. If only all of us humans could care for each other, and all of the species we are supposed to share the Earth with, as well as this vet/doctor/nurse cares for this magnificent creature.

    Lee Kerr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth looking up jambo the gorilla; in 1986 he protected a child who fell into his enclosure

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at how massive his chest is! Wow

    ~*ZeroxYuki*~(*-*)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp no ones living from a fight with them

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    #21

    Absolute Unit Of A Sculpture. Senegal Renaissance Monument

    Absolute Unit Of A Sculpture. Senegal Renaissance Monument

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got down far enough to see the people - "Dang!"

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this has Lion King vibes for me

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would suck.. chisel a bit.... walk a km away to make sure it looks right, go back in

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a medical term for a fear of really big, tall things? If so, then I have it. That would be terrifying for me to see in person - looking up at it.

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    #22

    Found On Twitter

    Found On Twitter

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    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine the brain freeze.😳🥴😖

    B Lorax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the poor kid after him who got none.

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the sheer joy on his face! That is adorable.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when Bart and millhouse got that squishee and went nuts - here's the real life version

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he's sharing, the majority is just gonna go to waste 😔

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, once melted it tastes so watered down, yuck.

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    Robyn Bowns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got lucky the employee let him. I worked a 7-11 day. ( reminder everybody it happens July 11th every year) there is a cardboard with a hole it's supposed to fit in. Even sideways this should have been too big. His face is twofold he got a boatload of Slurpee and "got away" with bending the rules 😁👍

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no - this guy is the REASON there's this carboard with a hole nowadays 😁 😁 😁

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    ADDee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face is priceless!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that kid is an absolute f*****g genius

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Wilford Brimley's ghost when you need him?

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His buddies are all waiting at his house with about 10 cups, and their parents are waiting with 20 cups as well (I mean, boozy slushy, yes plz).

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    #23

    This Absolute Unit Of A Baobab Can Hold 120.000 Liters Of Water

    This Absolute Unit Of A Baobab Can Hold 120.000 Liters Of Water

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    Anne Van Staden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get them in south Africa. Absolutely beautiful

    Zitronella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a tree at all. It's a silo in disguise!

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost 32,000 gallons for Americans

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of how I used to feel with PMS and retaining water.

    Jeja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically it's shaped like a water bottle or 2 liter bottle.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia also has Native Boab trees.

    Marek Čtrnáct
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it survive the pressure, though?

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    #24

    Komodo Dragon

    Komodo Dragon

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Now from the top, make it drop...🎶

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and doing the splits with a look back...that dragon is fire!

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm Komodo, you just droppin it low like that? Ok I'll mind my business

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a chick at the beach twerking that didnt even look this good.

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    #25

    Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia

    Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia

    This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove

    regian24 Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes the woman look itty bitty. Very slimming, standing next to the biggest quartz in the world.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment I saw this; I thought oh great huge pile of petrified dino poo.🥴 my bad.

    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me think that there is an even bigger one not on display!

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what it's worth.

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    #26

    Why Does It Look Like That

    Why Does It Look Like That

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    Daune Tullina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only been able to watch that Pixar short Kitbull exactly once. Never thought a cartoon could make me ugly cry. It was a wonderful short

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    Sian E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty has that disorder that causes double muscles.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat with MSTN gene mutation, aka myostatin mutation or double muscle. Cat is absolute unit indeed.

    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I never knew that was a thing.

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    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a genetic defect resulting in double the muscles. Also often found in greyhounds.

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also some horses, particularly Quarter Horses.

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    Zero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining the deepest "meow" ever. Like in Michael Clarke Duncan's voice.

    Esha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its built like The Rock

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spspsp? Edit: dang. Someone beat me to it.

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    #27

    The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence

    The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have been in "Under Siege" instead of Steven Seagal

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet all his food are delicious, since no one sends them back.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What'd you say about my souffle?!"

    Suzy the observer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing Sir! Delicious Sir! *soufflé crumbled in a heap* Amazing Sir!

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *thinks about sending food back for .00005 seconds and starts internally screaming from the first encounter* "yep... this food needs nothing added or different. "

    Quasar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's also the white house bouncer

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he's a big ole teddy bear in real life.

    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like a pretty nice guy tbh, no cap

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safe to say I would just eat my darned vegetables and not upset him

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    #28

    Sculptor Creates Massive 12 Feet Tall "Techno Gorilla" From Car Parts

    Sculptor Creates Massive 12 Feet Tall "Techno Gorilla" From Car Parts

    faroll2 Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he learn anything from sci-fi movies? When the robot revolution begins, the damn robots will fix up this bad guy and insert a chip into it. Then, it would become a robotic King Kong. Nope. Destroy it!!

    Hydroboi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if this is later enhanced by humans to create something like atom? (From Real Steel)

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    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a new movie in the works. King Kong vs Robo Kong. Then another that adds in Godzilla. Then Robo Kong vs Mechagodzilla.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im getting mad beast wars vibes

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would look so good in my yard to cover up that problem dry patch in front of the house. Where do I send my bid. Wow all gorillas must be very proud. This sculpture is gorgeous.

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    #29

    This Eagle Seen In Alberta, Canada

    This Eagle Seen In Alberta, Canada

    fraccyforest Report

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I am willing to be slapped by that wingspan.

    Hazel Sage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, getting punched by a huge bird is a lot more dangerous (and painful!) than you’d think. While I was wrestling my broody goose out of her nest, she punched me in the face so hard I got a huge black eye, and a suspected concussion! And that doesn’t even count the bites and scratches!

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    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once caught a fish THIS big.

    J J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eagle that Sam and Frodo flew back on....

    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eagles are assholes. They steal anything and have even tried human children a few times.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think we should consider any animal an a*****e for taking something or trying to eat something, since they have no understanding of right and wrong. Not that I want any children to be harmed and, full disclosure, I do sometimes refer to my pet as a hilarious little a*****e... 😅

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    Borealbabe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what's happening here is called forced perspective.? The eagle is sitting on an elevated part of their lawn but it looks like it's the same level as the section of lawn below it. That eagle is pretty average size

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys think that's impressive? Look up the Harpy Eagle! :D

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    #30

    Unit Of An Iceberg Passing By Newfoundland, Canada

    Unit Of An Iceberg Passing By Newfoundland, Canada

    JKelly26 Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must resist the urge to write something salty about it lurking in the Atlantic Ocean biding it’s time until the new ship, the Titanic 2 is in the area. *cue inappropriate dramatic tunes from the Jaws movie.

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Excuse me. Have you seen the Titanic?”

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone for movies under the stars?

    Alaska Timm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that is so cool, too bad they're not going to be around long bc of global warming

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what would happen if it headed toward shore!

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to see here

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's more ice in the water.

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    #31

    An Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog!

    An Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog!

    B-L-O-C-K-S Report

    Grayshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually thats a Hedge-Dog

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s one of the endangered species Hedgedoggo

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    purple turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had cat loaf, now make way for dog bun

    Spork420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who owns a husky will agree that the dogs very much prefer to be in the cold like that.

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    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, these dogs are built for cold and snow and often refuse to come in from cold weather. I always feel sorry when I see arctic dogs in hot climate, but I guess that thick undercoat also helps in hot weather.

    Lisa Reuss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody missed the joke here!

    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure that isn't an Alaskan malamute? His fur seems a bit more dense than a husky.

    SGH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Ears are less pointy and set further apart too.

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    #32

    This Guinea Pig

    This Guinea Pig

    JustAnotherRndomDude Report

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would feed a family in Peru for days

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not a guinea pig thats a guinea hog!!

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's the christmas dinner "special guest".

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I uh... have a new request... send me... that unit. The chonk is real... and I have a need for the cuddle floof.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not let it escape into your wall cavities

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    Poppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Cuy, it is farmed for its meat in Peru

    Notyomama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say eww but southerners (US) eat nutria.

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    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that's a Guinea pig unite moment when like 10 Guinea pigs get together to fight evil

    Kristel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And either her left fingers are huge or there’s a perspective issue going on

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    #33

    Wolf Eel

    Wolf Eel

    regian24 Report

    Rachel W B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please just put it back and let the creature live

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, hoping he wasn't meant to be in their catch and is on his way overboard. The photo just screams terror on the part of the eel.

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    Ann Pattinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The editors at Bored Panda need to think about whether posts are actually showing cruelty, whether to animals, kids or adults.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they will censor the word “die” but not think about the content of the actual image

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, put him back in the water.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my sister looks like when she is mad at me.

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they made a few photos with him, then released him back to the ocean. https://www.origo.hu/tudomany/20210827-kis-hijan-leharapta-a-halasz-fejet-a-bizarr-tengeri-szorny-fotok.html

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the Alien like tongue with teeth to shoot out of its mouth.

    purple turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNHAND ME YOU LAND-WALKING PEASANT !!!!!!!!!

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are actually fairly docile and shy.

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    #34

    This Absolute Unit Of Statue Of Siva In India

    This Absolute Unit Of Statue Of Siva In India

    Jishnu1744 Report

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so serene and regal.

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who gets freaked out by being near larger-than-life statues of people?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gods grew to enormous heights.

    Microwaved Robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't look that peaceful even when asleep

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that attention gave it a big head

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    #35

    Ukranian Antonov An-225 Mriya - Worlds Largest Aircraft Destroyed By Russian Invaders

    Ukranian Antonov An-225 Mriya - Worlds Largest Aircraft Destroyed By Russian Invaders

    SupremeLynx Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the acronym of the Russian secret service is GRU shows how desperately they want to be the world's greatest villain.

    Sheepdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on I need a banana for scale here

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's four other planes for scale - if you zoom in, you can see the banana next to the smallest one, slightly to the left of the wheel.

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart just sank looking at pictures of the destroyed Mriya.

    Paul Aasajärv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excluding daily politics, this giant was built in the Soviet Union! In addition to Antonov's Design Office, this means 4 more Russian and 1 Uzbek companies. Initially, there was a need for such a colossus when it was necessary to transport too large components to a Soviet shuttle called Buran.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still amazes me that planes this big can even take off. Or how huge Cruise ships float and move under their own power.

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me on a carrier with 85 airplanes and helo's. 5,000 men. still floats but ...... i had fun.

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    Jackson Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to see this once at Charlotte Douglas International airport a few years ago. Absolutely amazing.

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even need to look at the other comments, I can smell the politics from here

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    #36

    Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around

    Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around

    regian24 Report

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet his wife gets nervous at bedtime

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think it would be hard to do a lot of tasks with huge fingers and hands like that. People with "normal" large hands have trouble with some things so this...

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father had very big hands and fingers.. we had a lot of laugh in late 90' when my boyfriend bought a very small mobile phone ..he could push all the keys together with the thumb ( it was actually a very small phone 😅)

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One ring to rule them all.

    dieFledermaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not pull his finger.

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, i usually don't have my lasso with me

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Competitive arm wrestler"? Me thinks this guy has no competition whatsoever.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you googled "competitive arm wrestlers" yet?

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    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine threading a needle is quite the task

    C.Douglas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet Chris Rock won't talk about this guys wife

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but he sure would talk about this guy's hands! LOL

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    #37

    Remy Been On Pizza Rolls

    Remy Been On Pizza Rolls

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to rub it's tummy and touch nose to nose. Chonk rat... is adorable rat.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So unhealthy 😢

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    #38

    This Absolute Unit Of A Calf Has Hit The Juice Young

    This Absolute Unit Of A Calf Has Hit The Juice Young

    tryed_and_trew Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a genetic mutation affecting myostatin, there have been some humans to be born with it as well. Scientists have been working on figuring out how to cause this mutation with drugs as a treatment for muscular dystrophy.

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    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not trying to judge, but why? some animals are naturally muscular (like horses) I do find it a little strange tho tbh

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must of gotten that double muscle gene.

    Spork420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk really does do a body good..

    purple turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are those double muscled hybrids, aren’t they?

    Jane Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Belgian Blue. Genetically modified breed to have 'double muscles'.

    Katie Dragneel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if anyones interested in this, this is actually a breed of cattle called 'Belgium blues' and they are all Absolute Units

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how much his dad's sperm must cost. I'd like to see what his dad looks like

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    #39

    The Blunt-Headed Burrowing Frog, An Absolute Unit!

    The Blunt-Headed Burrowing Frog, An Absolute Unit!

    Raspberrylemonade188 Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face reminds me of Morla from The Neverending Story

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a naked turtle would ,in my imaginary eye. But I know turtles shells are actually part of their skeletal system. Still. Come on Naked turtle.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Jay Leno had a baby with Jabba The Hut

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like a very smooth turtle?

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's cute but looks like he had lip filler injections gone wrong

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently every other frog I've seen has been circumcised.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the fat vampire in the first Blade movie

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    #40

    Gigantic Couch

    Gigantic Couch

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always dreamt of having a couchy room. Like wall to wall. Would be awesome.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smaller your living room the nearer this dream coming true. O.o

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    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, any pets will still find a way to ensure you're jammed into the corner of it.

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a love-sac "sactional"? If so... you can have a couch like this just by buying sections... it is like lego furniture. Get bored of a L shape? make a movie pit. or a normal couch. etc.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I want to do rolly Pollies on this thing??

    lara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs would love this.

    Jer emy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be Putin's couch to match his ridiculously long table.

    Heather
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is probably a 20k love sac couch

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That couch is bigger than my last apartment.

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    #41

    Me In My Kindergarten Class Reading Room

    Me In My Kindergarten Class Reading Room

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    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one impressive kindergartener! He is indeed and absolute unit!

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he really tall or is everything really small is my question

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use under lighting or you'll look like an evil villain

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, one of these years you'll pass and get to go on to first grade.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this room in the movie 'being john malcovich'

    Smoak Rayz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like the elf in the begging of the movie. lol

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    #42

    Absolute Unit Of A Spider

    Absolute Unit Of A Spider

    iMangeshSN Report

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so because that would mean it's far away from me

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    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a female huntsman. Timid but Lighting fast, you should see these guys go... Actually not even particularly large. I live in the Australian bush, trust me there are some giants...

    lizard67
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband rehomed one from our daughters bedroom tonight! Pretty huge. I don't mind them in the house but bedrooms are out of bounds. They are tenacious! I've seen them taken outside only to run back in!!

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    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god! I just couldn't be in the same post code as that thing

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! These should have a spider warning where you have to click the picture first to see it. Great way to get the heart pumping in the morning, see unexpected pictures of terrifying furry demos

    Vanessa Sorensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it help to know you are always within three feet of a spider?

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for a spider called Charlotte online (not if you are arachnophobic). She's a huge huntsman found in a barn and was very kindly relocated to another area where she would be safe.

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pic is actually of Charlotte, the spider in that story. Here's the link: https://www.wric.com/news/u-s-world/meet-charlotte-a-banded-huntsman-spider-who-found-a-home/

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    Tanja Hoffmann-Blaha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolute nightmare, I'd move out immediatly - and leave all my belongings 😱

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You win spider. Take the house.

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    #43

    Crewmembers Standing Inside The Cargo Hold Of An Lng (Liquiid Natural Gas) Tanker....

    Crewmembers Standing Inside The Cargo Hold Of An Lng (Liquiid Natural Gas) Tanker....

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    Vera Cho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rolling a luggage in there would be like so annoying

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would lose my mind trying to do that

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    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of the Star Trek holodeck before a program is running

    Meredith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a Daft Punk video. I can't be the only one.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the plastic-figures that are used to create "magical worlds" for photographs.

    Otto Maddox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LNG is not the same as Liquid Nitrogen. You might know this but maye not everyone else so I'm just saying

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like those tiny plastic army figures.

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    #44

    These Bananas My Wife Got At The Store

    These Bananas My Wife Got At The Store

    DiFaz07 Report

    Rachel W B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you feeling a bit inferior

    Rose Golden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the banana for scale?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not doing that today. For no reason whatsoever. Thank you. Please move on.

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    Bradley Curthoys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally read this as "These bananas that got my wife at the store" 😳

    will bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you wife is trying to tell you something

    J J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "banana not for scale"

    tmw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the size comparison. I think I need a banana for a size comparison ( winky face)

    shinshige
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just excited to see you.

    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The safe word is 'Banana'." - Lois Griffin, Family Guy Uh-huh, not anymore...

    Pangolin Pal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you have a lot of big baking pans for Banana Bread - no way you can eat this much banana before they get overripe.

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    #45

    C H O N K

    C H O N K

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The famous blackboard incident, when livestock ate all the blackboards in the country.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and were then used as overhead projector screens for movies at the pub on friday night

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    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    minecraft-cubic version!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much like the exaggerated giant fruit postcards popular from the 1910s-20’s

    Ti Al
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From someone who had only a remote idea what cattle looked like.

    Shelley Jennings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black books. Maybe the cow sees something we don't 😂😂

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    #46

    This Unit Of A Dog I Met At The Dog Shop

    This Unit Of A Dog I Met At The Dog Shop

    lettuceown Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God Bless the owner for keeping the ears natural!!!!!!!!

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a tablecloth around his neck.

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was riding the bus one day. A woman with about this size of dog if not bigger came to the back of the bus where I was sitting. She had her dog sit on the floor. The dog's head came at least to my head height when I was sitting. I chatted with the owner and eventually asked the dog's name. She said she called her Annapurna, after Mt Everest's original name.

    Roscofari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What dog? I can’t get past her eyes ..

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute dog, what's his phone number lol

    Bob Standen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd need a shovel to bag his dodos.

    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they have trained them really well they look beautiful as well

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - judging from the 'size' of that leash, I'd say it's well-trained.

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    #47

    Former Soviet-Georgian Water Polo Athelete Petre Kako Mshvenieradze Is An Absolute Unit

    Former Soviet-Georgian Water Polo Athelete Petre Kako Mshvenieradze Is An Absolute Unit

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DNA sequencing done, he is half polar bear!!

    Jane Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a boy that just lost a polo match and his grandpa is explaining how to do it better next time.

    Spork420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the pool filter is clogged.

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid looks quite uncomfy

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    #48

    This Bottle Of Vodka My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy…

    This Bottle Of Vodka My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy…

    Moral_conundrum Report

    Ganta S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do know vodka in Poland

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because she couldn't lift it

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked in a liquor store AND bought one, the big bottles are not as fun as you may think. Expensive obviously but hard to handle. I basically had to buy an empty glass bottle to hold a portion of it.

    Snowbyrd23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the standard size for vodka bottles.

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    #49

    This Is One Of The Biggest Personal Weapons Used By Man, The Punt Gun

    This Is One Of The Biggest Personal Weapons Used By Man, The Punt Gun

    It Was Used For Hunting Ducks On An Industrial Scale. It Was Proven So Deadly That Nowadays It Is Illegal In Most Western Countries.

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    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t imagine why it would be illegal

    Lilla Ontherun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question, you can't hide it under any coats. I'm not sure if it fits in most the european cars.

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks counterproductive. Like it'd obliterate the duck to the point of nothing left.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks more like an anti tank rifle

    martin734
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely though it is legal to own one of these in the UK as long as the bore is less than 2 inches. It is classed as a shotgun and you only need a shotgun licence to own one.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So named for the tendency of the barrel holder to be punted out of sight upon firing.

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna have much of a duck left after that…

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could - and did - bring down flocks of geese and ducks with just one shot.

    Dave Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't even need to aim, just point it on the general direction of the target!

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was usually mounted to a small boat (ie: a punt) usually down its long axis, aiming the gun by aiming the boat and fired in a similar manner to a naval canon

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that guy would be able to hold off the kick. It's like a canon

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    #50

    This Frog’s Thicc Thighs

    This Frog’s Thicc Thighs

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This frog is actually having a sad fate, it's an African clawed frog with bloating disease. This means its body is going to absorb liquid, feeling pain and having its organs squeezed until it dies. There's no cure.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French be like: you gonna eat that?

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS sick. Bloating. If you're referring to the color, it's normal. Aqua frogs are weird colors.

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    Bob Standen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can hear the French drool over this.

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUN AWAY, the French are coming...

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    #51

    This Beehive

    This Beehive

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    Fake Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like part of a massive cart wheel.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it glowing red? I thought it might be honey.

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably light shining through the honey.

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    #52

    Absolute Unit Of A Fish!

    Absolute Unit Of A Fish!

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    Mii
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you hit a fish with your car..?

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to swerve around one when an overambitious hawk dropped it. It was about 1 ft (30cm if you're not American) long and I was going 80 mph (65mph if you're a cop), so pretty alarming!

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fish woke up and chose violence

    Erna Potijk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like more context to this...

    Panda in the Fake South
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had to look it up. Supposedly this is a replica fish that was hanging over a bar. Until the guy hit the bar.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah - thank you. Yeah you can see some hardware on it they might have used to hang it with.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some serious questions about this picture.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did that giant dude that makes knives out of frozen poo decide to pick up an eight foot Sturgeon,and smack the bejeezus out of this car.🤣 yeah I realize he's probably dead...but maybe he scared the reaper. 🤔

    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure there was a Simpsons episode where two Russian cosmonauts on the Mir space station were arguing about something and a sturgeon landed on Homer's car...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of being hit in the face by a wet fish, but having your car hit with one?!?

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #53

    Absolute Unit Of An Egg From The Extinct Elephant Bird - Sold For $100k At Auction

    Absolute Unit Of An Egg From The Extinct Elephant Bird - Sold For $100k At Auction

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephant Bird - Until now I believed Dumbo was a fantasy character

    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this should be put in a museum

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah b******t, just another ploy to separate the punters from their money...call the Easter bunny!

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    #54

    Absolute Unit Of A Catfish!

    Absolute Unit Of A Catfish!

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    Ann Pattinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see more posts where something hasn't been killed please.

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Majority of catfish can survive quite a long time on land, a longer one such as the walking catfish (18 hours). Most catfish can survive 2-3 hours. I have a feeling this beauty made it back in one piece.

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    gloria benado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this hate animal day on bored panda. This is screwed dides

    potato tomato🥭
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that catfish can grow so big that they can eat a human alive!

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😜 check out the tiny little killer cat fish called the candiru and it's horrifying larger cousin the candiru asu.

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell would you even land this monster- guessing he wasn't noodling

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forced perspective again.

    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine noodling and that bites back.

    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like overlarge axolotls

    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delicious! But these larger ones are usually too "fishy" in taste with a lot more fatty crap. Young, fat catfish. Those are the ones you want for a good fish fry.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    check previous post regarding egg of alleged extinct elephant bird

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    #55

    That's A Big Car

    That's A Big Car

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed for the chief of police from further up in the post

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed for the gentlemen with a micro penis in mind

    Kiri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t this be illegal to drive ?

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    #56

    Absolute Unit Of A Tank Silencer

    Absolute Unit Of A Tank Silencer

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL there are silencers for tanks

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something out of an Austin Powers film.

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... so... obvious question aside: how long does this actually suppress the noise for?? does it break on the first boom? does it need a long cool off? did it actually work?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be more accurately called a suppressor? It reduces the sound to 100db, still hearing damage loud.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send a few to Zelenski….

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they compensating for something??

    Mar Nadal
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intend to bomb incognito? what's it for?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll still hear it for miles. It's to lower the db volume (suppressor, not silencer) of the boom when testing military gear so that the testers don't go deaf.

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    #57

    World's Heaviest Hinged Door. Used To Protect The Rtns-II, The World's Most Powerful Source Of Continuous Fusion Neutrons

    World's Heaviest Hinged Door. Used To Protect The Rtns-II, The World's Most Powerful Source Of Continuous Fusion Neutrons

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda struggled to understand anything after 'heavy door'. Gonna bluff it through here in the comments section though. I reckon if I type enough words, pandas might think 'Wow! There's a guy who knows his doors!' So here we are.

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your door knowledge is astounding sir.

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stick to my beliefs that that is a Lego structure which a tiny woman is opening.

    Max M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is impressive to balance it so good, that anyone can open it.

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives "hit the door" a whole new meaning. 😇😅

    Spampampams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til all that crap falls out

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this the location for the first Tron movie (Encom research labs).

    Sheepdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, we have nuclear fusion now? I thought we were dozens of years away from that kind of technology!

    Solar_Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not quite nuclear fusion, more of a start. It's a supply of fusion neutrons, which could allow for nuclear fusion, which we are not yet ready for.

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good hinges, bearings, and properly balanced and you won't need that much muscle to move it. The biggest need of strength is to get it to start moving.

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    #58

    Finally Found A Sub To Post My Zucchini In!

    Finally Found A Sub To Post My Zucchini In!

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    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I know what I would do with that!

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zucchini bread!... Right? I hope?

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    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've grown a few like that. Peel it, slice it and then coat it with olive oil and minced garlic and grill it? Yum!

    Lunar Rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is no longer a zucchini (courgette to Brits/French), that is now a marrow.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a Marrow when it gets to that size

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gromit wants his marrow back!!

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    #59

    This Water Bottle My Classmate Brings To School Every Day. It's Empty By The Time I See Him 5 Periods Later

    This Water Bottle My Classmate Brings To School Every Day. It's Empty By The Time I See Him 5 Periods Later

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    Brunettechameleon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s a proud citizen of hydration nation

    Potterhead 0-0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl on my soccer team brings about two of those and a smaller one everyday and I think she finishes them( at least on game days )

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never stop peeing - I'd need some Tena lady just to be on the safe side

    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a Manna, though not this big, mines 40 oz maybe? They are the best at keeping my water cold. Left it at work on Friday and on Monday there was still a little ice left in the water.

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in college I would see athletes walking around carrying 1 gallon bottles of water (like the milk cartons) and drink it all day. I would check that kid for diabetes if he's drinking that much, though.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking too much water can be deadly.

    #60

    My Centipede. Her Name Is Ember Because Her Bites Have A Venom That Feels Like Fire Traveling Up Your Arm. Quarter For Scale

    My Centipede. Her Name Is Ember Because Her Bites Have A Venom That Feels Like Fire Traveling Up Your Arm. Quarter For Scale

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be way too afraid of him escaping the tank

    ANGELINE VARONIS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s a her but yeah same, even though I’ve always wanted a pet centipede

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    Lilla Ontherun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, in hungarian ember means human :DD

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a much bigger tank...

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    #61

    Why Would They Make This Antibiotic Pill So Big? I’d Happily Take Two Instead

    Why Would They Make This Antibiotic Pill So Big? I’d Happily Take Two Instead

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    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the split in the middle is for?

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had come cod liver oil tablets or something similar that were massive, couldn't split them since they were the liquid filled kind and I wasn't about to taste whatever was inside - but I got used to it. I'm on a lot of meds these days due to poor health, my husband freaks out as I'll take loads before bed but I just put them in my hand and take them all at one - talking about 15ish tablets at one, some small, some quite big, but yeah, all at once. My husband is convinced I'm going to choke and die one day (or maybe he hopes?) but he's the type that can only take one at a time and struggles with that

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats way too many. hopefully the doctors are not prescribing you pills for the side effects of other pills you are taking.

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to take some great big tablets like that once, plus they were chalky, so tended to stick in your throat. I discovered that coating them with butter made them go right down!

    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all like that. And they taste awful! I like the liquid.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the tablets I have look like they are made for horses.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered breaking it in half? Unless my calculations are off, that should leave you with two smaller ones?

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd wonder which hole to put it in.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you still have to take two. 🤣

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    #62

    Fisherman With One Of His Prized Catches, A Bluefin Tuna

    Fisherman With One Of His Prized Catches, A Bluefin Tuna

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm... tuna steaks... tuna ceviche... tuna sushi rolls... *slowly rambles off incoherently*

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days, that would set him up for life.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I'm not much of a fan of sport fishing, a Tuna this big is woth a LOT money.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, looks like he was going on a dating app before there were dating apps...big dead fish....man next to dead fish

    #63

    Size Comparison Of The Statue Of Liberty And Statue Of Unity In India

    Size Comparison Of The Statue Of Liberty And Statue Of Unity In India

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think this is exaggerated. I mean, in a country where so many people still don't have electricity or clean water, I imagine that even Mr. Patel (the man represented) would rather have the millions spent on the statue redirected and spent for more practical purposes. The construction of the statue is said to have cost some US $422 million.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was built by a political party, so maybe not from public money.

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While its population starves

    B S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure let's build vanity monuments and pretend to have a space program while we still have castes, honor killing and 3/4 of the nation don't have access to basic amenities, food or education on a continuous basis. i'm sure all the poor ppl will be super impressed that much like china and russia the explode off the pad ratio is only about 50%. that's good rite? that's worth keeping up w the first world nations budgets for something we don't actually need while people starve in the streets and die of easily prevented diseases rite...?

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proportional to those countries' respective population

    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think that with such a huge, expensive statue, it should be a bit more... dynamic? Artistic?

    gloria benado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol given Modi is a freaking trump boy.

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with all due respect he could have some wind turbine blades fixed to his head to generate electricity to pay for this build

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    #64

    This Is My Cat Luna She Is 10 Years Old And The Most Photogenic Unit Ever, Meme Her If You Wish

    This Is My Cat Luna She Is 10 Years Old And The Most Photogenic Unit Ever, Meme Her If You Wish

    Doom-Toaster Report

    Mii
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put her on a diet, that's not healthy! (if she's on a diet already then good)

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a rescue cat that was chonk when they got her, she is on a diet. OP says in comments.

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stunt double for Puss in Shrek: Forever After

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats (litter mate girls) have eyes that color! It's very unusual.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not healthy..this is not funny at all. this is literal cruelty

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is the link lierally "old.reddit"

    tom
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    3 years ago

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    well at least she cant climb trees and kill the birds, put a bell around her neck...well done you!

    RedMarbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems you prefer some animals over others and don't feel sympathy for animals that may be unhealthy and therefore suffering. Actually it seems more like pleasure than lack of sympathy. Is it that you enjoy looking at birds so the suffering of any animal that could in theory diminish your ability to look at the birds pleases you?

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    Rachel W B
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    3 years ago

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    I'm sorry, but that is very cruel to purposely abuse your cat and ask for memes

    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a rescue cat that was chonk when they got her, she is on a diet. OP says in comments.

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