100pct true!

Heavenly

Yep, absolutely, for sure!

It says 2 days in a RELATIONSHIP, not 2 days of knowing someone...

me to a T, so i forced myself to get rid of anything i haven't worn in two years

i know a guy who said, "I like my girlfriend because I'm never bored when with her." Probably she's like this.

:-D its me

Life is too short to match socks

Perfect.

10/10 :D

Omg, laughed out loud at work. Been there too. :D

I can and I will :)

Love it!!!

ajajajajjaja XDDDD epic, but he does it too! and those are THE worst

More like booby trap :D

Yes me

Me every day

EVERYDAY I'll stay here. <3

I love the way your hair looks great in front of a mirror, and as soon as you step away...blah! It's a conspiracy I'm sure

Meeee

Done it. Always have music on when cleaning, too

Like a boss

No matter how does she look or feel, how cool and beautiful and popular and rich she is. If she is jealous she will always find ANYTHING to be jealous of. No matter man or woman, it's the same s**t really

Not that Monday

I do this all the time when I remember something funny and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy. :(

But of course !!! Only me !!!

Oh the woes of the melanin challenged.

I sometimes still have that :P And then I look at my hands cause I know my right hand has a tiny birth mark.

HATE THAT SO MUCH!!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Bahahaha every time I drink. Love this.

I don't get it

I hate it when ppl do that

I think he got the right pads for the right day but it just always feel like a nappy...