My ex was a nazi

I'd rather regret not having children than regret having them. Having children you don't want now, to avoid possible future regret, seems like a really bad trade.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

The timing of it all...

Why does the dog kinda look like dua lipa 😭😭

So true!

I like the hater's shadow

At this point, that's how the guy would see me most days anyway. If he doesn't think I'm cute as myself - in a baseball cap and a tank top and jeans or sweats w the makeup free face, he's not the guy for me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

IIRC, Marilyn Monroe didn't actually only wear perfume to bed, she just came up with that answer because it would get publicity

Not everyone is cut out for a relationship. The people who are, put in far more effort to MAKE it work, and this effort comes at a cost to other areas of their lives. Whether this cost is worth it to you, determines if you are meant to be with others that way.

It's not that bad and I did it on my own so. EDIT: Sorry to all mother's. I really didn't mean to offend anyone.

haha sameee

This is SO TRUE. I honestly don’t know what happened or when or how. Please enjoy your youth, don’t be filled with regret later

I didn't get that it was the same person. I thought the first two were a dude LOL.

What really gets under my skin is when dads refer to being with their own kid without the mom around as "babysitting". If it's your own kid, you're not babysitting, you're just being a dad. Youre not getting paid, you shouldn't need a bunch of kudos to do the basics of dadding.

"That's right, the square hole!"

True, there are dads that are amazing and do a lot. Majority of woman do more. Ladies, redirect the guys that do not do anything. I know it is not always that simple. I see people go out of their way to help single dad's more then I do others helping single moms. Yes, I seen both get help. People know woman are a boss to do everything. Dads just get more sympathy. It's true. More women tent to sacrifice more then the guys. For instance, look at the gender pay gap. A single mom tends to take the lower paying job to fit her schedule. Also, they tend to give up higher rolls due to the responsibilities they already have, or it doesn't fit into their schedule with their kids. Look it up. I have had to do this being a single mom. I have seen many women in this position. I do have 2 guy friends as single Dads. The one does sacrifice a lot for his kids. The other does have a lot of support, which is good.

I don't know why people give men so much sh**. I know a lot of good dad's(and my dad wasn't one of them) I've also met a lot of really s****y mothers...it goes both ways.

My wife and I are partners. We share chores and responsibilities. We also cover each other's weaknesses. She makes the Dr appointments and I make all the tough decisions.

Love seeing that this strip in particular brought out the “not all men” men…. If it doesn’t apply to you laugh and move on, but if you’re feeling some kinda way abt this strip, it’s probably more true than you’d like to admit.

OMG, so true. I did all the work, was the adult in the relationship, and had to always be the bad guy. The kids now treat him like he's Jesus Christ and Santa Clause all rolled into one fabulous package. I should have become a nun. Or a mental ward patient.

Obviously a working parent and/or working parent who's also a student.

Huh, apparently even in 2023 sexism = funny. Who knew?

My mother cleaned, cooked, beat the s**t out of me, threatened to kill me often and drained all of the money my dad made to support her drug habits... While my dad worked, did grocery shopping, picked my up from school when I had sports, took me to events, taught me application of skills and made sure I had a safe place to live when home wasn't safe... The only reason he stayed married was to ensure that he was in my life all the time, because he assumed the court would side with mother, and I can see that because CPS was unphased and refused to show up for the physical abuse while they showed up after 2-3 days after my dad was cleared of any wrongdoing from a false police report(which was documented as false before CPS showed up).

Never any love for single fathers or appropriate father representation. Fathers are treated like moronsand fakers. The sexism is rampant.

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In what world do you live in cartoonist? Oh let me guess, it's male patriarchy.

I do number by number ( one, nine, eight.. you get the gist)

Yesterday a small flower fly flew into my eye and last week there was a spider in my glasses and I almost threw them in the nearest bush in horror. Before that, while yawning, some creature decided to fly straight down my throat. Unfortunately, during that coughing and dry heaving, I had eyewitnesses.

Most men don't care what underwear their partner is wearing, at least not the first time they're having sex with a woman. I'm not sure about women, since I have never asked that question of my female friends who date women.

I'm Kenough

This is why I always suggest certain beginner-friendly plants to new green thumbs; also, a good rule of (green) thumb is to water less than you think you need. You can always add more if it's not enough, but you can't really un-water a plant unless you repot it completely.

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