
“The Constitution Doesn’t Apply Here”: Europeans Share Their Worst American Tourist Encounters
We’ve reached a stage in globalization where there are regular, and often heated discussions over who exactly are the worst tourists out there. As one can probably imagine, this is the kind of question that really differs from place to place, as every group of “bad tourists” have their own specific way of being irritating.
Someone asked “Europeans, what is the most annoying thing an American tourist can do?” and people shared their personal stories. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and talk about your own experiences in the comments section below.
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Stop claiming you saved our arses in the war and we owe you for it.... As far as I'm concerned you arrived late and took credit for something that wasn't yours.
This was my father, "They saved us (Australians) in the war." They only got involved after Pearl Harbor.
"The Constitution guarantees me the right to ..."
The Constitution doesn't apply here.
Yes, I know this sounds like a bad cartoon of an American, but I actually see it in real life surprisingly often.
If you are American, welcome.
If you are 'Murican, we don't have oil.
I worked in 2 different backpacker hostels in Ireland, i saw the best of and the worst of tourists.
Dear Americans, stop thinking every country accepts american dollars, its usually only tourist spots, and if youre stupid enough to use them your wallet will be reemed like a virgin at the blue oyster bar. Please keep the volume of your voice down, especially in public, unless you enjoy being the target of scumbags and pickpockets. Stop lying about your sexual conquests while travelling. Ive seen the locals youve f****d, theyve got faces like a bucket of bashed crabs. Stop treating staff in the same way you treat the service industry wage slaves who live on poverty wages back in your own country.
And when visiting countries south of the equator please realize the seasons are reversed. I laughed my a**e off when a bunch of americans told me they were visiting australia to ski at Xmas. The look on their faces when i told them it was summer in australia at Xmas was priceless.
"..bucket of bashed crabs" made me laugh loud enough to wake the cat!
Expecting Europe is a single country.
I once met this couple, clearly rednecks and i had the delightful job to escort this couple to their hotel (they were family of a close friend of mine). I live in the Netherlands and cabs are expensive as f**k in Amsterdam. So while i was driving them towards their hotel and i figured i'd make small talk you know?
I started with where they were going after they are done in Amsterdam, they said they were going to Province of France, so you have to understand that i was very confused at that moment so i asked 'Province of France? You do know France is a entirely different country? ' and they said i was talking s**t and that the province of France is a Province in the country of Europe. I was stunned with how ignorant they were, and they wouldn't listen to me because i was a youngster and had a lot to learn
I dropped them at their hotel and never saw them again.
Edit: Still no native speaker so some words.
Act like they're from a "better" country.
After spending several weeks in the USA last year, one of its saddest and destructive lies is the belief that it is the greatest country in the world. No doubt it’s a great country, but it’s majorly screwed up in ways that are irrational, immoral and inhuman.
These two American tourists advertised on a European festival message board, saying they were coming to the festival and would like to hang out with some people. So my friends and I arranged to meet them. However they were the most irritating twats I've ever met. They spent their entire time criticising everything and going on and on about how much better America is. Even stupid things like the fact that it didn't get dark here until about 10pm so we were having nice long days at the festival. They even complained about that and said "It's better in America because there it gets dark at the right time and light at the right time." They even complained about the fact that the menus and everything were in the native language of the country we were in. They seriously thought everything in the world was just in English. They complained so much that we thought they were having a horrible time, and tried to avoid them as much as we could, but then they returned to this same festival year after year! They even criticised the fact that so many people at the festival had dyed hair, and said that in America everybody is natural (yeah right!)
Although that complaint did lead to something funny. I was telling my Swedish friend at the festival about them and I said "They even complained about how many people have dyed hair," and she looked really horrified and gasped "People have died here?".
I don't understand people travelling thousands km-s, spending a lot of money, just to complain without an end the whole time.
When Americans are convinced they are a European nationality because of a distant relative and proceed to tell everyone.
Once had a group of American students from a church group on a trip to Europe. They where quirky to say the least and pretty much acted like they were from High School Musical. They walked around in tartan, introduced themselves as Scottish- American to anyone who even glanced in their direction as a number of them had distant relatives from Scotland and talked about Scotland like they were born here. I have never cringed so much in all my life.
I don't really get the mental gymnastic, because those referring to their european ancestors, claiming their nationality, are usually the ones who are were loudly proud being from the-best-country-in-the-world. Dude, you should decide ....
When I'm the only person in the room with an Irish passport yet everyone claims to be Irish.
Ah. I'm not Irish, but I have an Irish passport. I wouldn't dream of claiming to be Irish, as I dont have the right - that's a privilege denied me. I have the passport by virtue of my Mum. And I'm extremely grateful.
Tbh not talking to me. I love American tourists! Ask me for directions and recommendations please!
People complaining about loud Americans - have you met Italian tourists? Or drunk Brits on holiday in Spain? Don't get me started on Russians on holiday.
Think that the locals around them don't understand English.
We do. We know what you're saying.
I've encountered plenty of Americans whose grasp of the English language is below mine. And English isn't even my native language...
Most American tourists i've met have been really great, far better than a lot of other tourists and a lot friendlier. I think one thing is because the UK is relatively small, a lot of people try and jam heaps of cities/towns into 1 week of travel. Just choose 1 or 2 and enjoy them, you're not going to do York, Bath, London and Edinburgh in a week!
Expecting the same sort of service as they are accustomed to back home. Not that there's horrible service everywhere in Europe. It can be quite allright, but it is just very different from what Americans are used to. Not as 'servant like'.
As far as the UK goes, the highest crime is getting Scotland, Wales, Ireland and England mixed up.
Expecting soda refills everywhere they go.
I had a colleague, who had to deal with some really annoying american tourists as a waiter. They were complaining about everything (the portions of thir meal, why-is-no-ranch-dressing, why-can't-they-pay-with-US-dollars, nada, nada, nada...). The last straw for him was, when they started complain about no free refills, saying "Back home ...". He snapped with: "Sir, you are anytime free going back home".
ITT: Going outside America doesn't excuse you being a d**k, just act normally and you'll be fine. Basic empathy and consideration for others is welcome everywhere.
Luckily for you, the majority amount of the worst we have are too xenophobic and cowardly to travel beyond our borders. I remember being asked after returning from Finland by a co-worker about the bread lines and how horrible it is that the Finnish are not allowed to own anything because of socialism. You can guess which political party he belongs to.
"Does it always rain this much in England?" Yes, yes it does.
Or, "How come you don't have a cute British accent? Like the one the Queen has?" Because not everyone speaks RP.
Did RP used to be called the Queen's/King's English? RP: "Received Pronunciation (RP), standard speech used in London and southeastern England. It has traditionally been associated with the middle and upper classes and as a mark of public school education." - Britannica
Americans aren't the worst at all. I've hosted my fair share through the likes of Couchsurfing, and have family from there too (who have their unbearable moments like any other family).
However, trying to get Americans to understand that in Dublin we don't use East West North South, and "X Blocks this direction" to give directions, was surprisingly difficult.
Directions in blocks actually make sense in geometrically alligned cities that are shaped like fresh from the drawing board. But, being much older, european cities usually do not follow this pattern. Streets are curved, quarters and subburbs neatlessly flow into one another, old towns often bear resemblance to a labyrinth. So using a mix of landmarks and street names is usually the better course of action.
In Scotland or Wales, loudly say something like "here in England", or addressing the locals as "English". They will hate your guts.
When I go to the American South and people start getting rude, I start calling them "Yanks", OH THE RAGE IS BEAUTIFUL! When I was insulted by a Canadian guy meeting him for the first time ("you must be the Englishwoman!" fully knowing i'm Scottish) so I responded "Oh, you must be Québécois!" cue the hateful look from him. Wherever you're travelling, learn what the locals hate being called so you can throw it in their face when they're rude.
YOU ARE SO LOUD I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SCREAM.
As an American who lived in Europe, I always found it weird when people were trying to communicate in English, (or any other language) with someone who clearly did not speak English (or that other language).
What is yelling "I cant understand you" going to accomplish? They can't understand you either.
Start chanting USA USA USA!! loudly for any reason in public.
So many Yanks imitate my accent. Yes, I have that posh Oxford accent, but f**k off if you're going to speak like it. I can't change it either.
I joined an American tour group through part of Germany, mainly of young adult university students and lead by their woman Professor of music. She made fun of my Australian accent in front of everyone , which I thought was a juvenile thing to do. They were all " flaky " in my opinion. The only ones with whom I became friendly was a Scottish - Canadian and his wife, and another mature aged American couple. The rest were silly and childish ( and loud ).
I was backpacking through Italy a few summers ago and was standing in line to leave my bag in a locker at the Florence train station since I had a good 5-6 hours to k**l before my next departure. The lockers were manned by a couple of guys who used a sort of coat check/ticket system for a euro or two.
Anyways, this American father and I'm guessing ~13 yr old son were in line behind me and I heard the boy ask, "but what if they steal our bags?" to which the father responded, "Oh don't worry about that. And besides, if they do, we'll sue them." He wasn't joking. It was the hardest I've ever cringed at another American while traveling.
- Be loud
- Wear lots of American paraphernalia
- Wear flip-flops/sandals even when it's f*****g freezing
- Talk to us when we clearly don't want to talk
- Not queue
- Say that we drive on the "wrong" side of the road.
To be honest, EVERYONE in Europe thinks the British and Irish drive on the wrong side of road. We drive on the RIGHT SIDE
Demand a waldorf salad, even after I tell you I don't have all the ingredients.
Once an American tourist over heard me talking (I have a pretty strong and posh British accent) and actually laughed right in face and asked if he could record me taking to show his mates back home. Git.
I've lived in the US since I was 12 (~28 years) and whenever we have to deal with an obnoxious client at the office, the job is assigned to me because apparently, being English with a "posh" accent, I'm the one who can sound the most condescending and thus take the nasty client down a few pegs.
Drink/smoke too much and then fall into the canals.
Why is he talking about the British? I thought this thread was American bashing.
Spread america is the best on everything everywhere they go.
Some Brits do this too, I've met Brits in France that brought food for their entire stay because they didn't like french food, they also brought their recliners for a camping trip. And there is still a few Brits living in France that doesn't seem it necessary to speak the language.
I spent a lot of early 20's backpacking around the world and one thing that consistently annoyed me about Americans was how much they talked about America. Especially when Americans meet other Americans.. holy s**t.
*gasp* how dare two people from the same country want to talk about it when they happen to met in another county by chance.
Don't take advantage just because you think we'll stand there and loudly tutt, it's blown way out of proportion, England has hot heads too.
As a barista at a large tourist attraction, it's 3 things:
1. Ordering the most complicated drink you can fathom to make you feel more important.
2. Ordering said drink at 100MPH so I have to continually ask you to repeat what you want so I can write it on the cup.
3. The look of disdain for either -not being able to recognise your hometowns slang for a type of coffee/not taking a loyalty card/NOT STOCKING BLOODY WHITE MOCHA (we are a franchise I am very sorry)
All of these aren't necessarily traits only Americans have, it just seems far more prevalent in those from that side of the pond.
Went to the valley of kings in Egypt. Into a tomb that was something like 4,500 years old but *really* well preserved (super bright colours with a lot of paint still on the walls)
It was a fair way underground with a slow queue to get down the steps. The fat old boy in front of me was huffing and puffing all the way down and being pretty vocal about how slow people were being.
When he got to the tomb he made quite a big thing of walking in... walking out quickly... And saying "There! That's how you do it!"
Complete idiot. I think that was a generational thing as much as anything though
To be fair... Most American tourists I've met have been pretty sound ☺.
Not all that annoying, but we've had some Americans come up on us asking us for directions to places like 50 miles away.
To be fair, a lot of people in the US could give you directions to something 50 miles from their house.
Walking on the bicycle lanes.
To be fair even European tourists do this if they are not used to a bicycling culture. I'm from København and I can tell stories of tourists from almost every country in the world being in the way . The funniest was a group of Japanese tourists that instead of moving off the bicycle lane started bowing, the least funny was a US American that grapped my handlebars and yelled for directions, I completely forgot I spoke English.
Saying 'cheers' and 'mate'. It doesn't work, just be yourselves.
?? Is this saying it to Aussies or just in general? Either way I wouldn't care if other people said them.
Travel in a heard of other American tourists.
So now people can't travel with friends or a travel group? Whose petty problem is this?
In navigating the global landscape, it’s crucial to understand that what might be acceptable behavior in one culture may not sit well in another.
The discussion here is reminiscent of the nuances involved in engaging in actions deemed morally ambiguous. Both scenarios highlight the importance of respecting differing perspectives and contexts.
Poll Question
What is the most annoying behavior you think American tourists exhibit?
Being loud in public places
Ignoring local customs
Expecting everyone to speak English
Taking too many photos
Honestly, at this stage the "Americans are annoying" trope is more irritating than Americans actually are.
In Brazil the American tourists are far from the worst. They can be a bit loud, but so can tourists from Asia.
Load More Replies...How about, for a change, making an article about non-americans share their nice experiences with the Americans? Surely there are plenty. I can go first, as every American I met was a well-behaved, thoughtful and polite person.
Thanks Johnny. I suppose as an American my gripe about people from other countries is that there is a tiny percentage that are so mean-spirited they put together these lists and comment on them like some kind of hate club. Most of us are decent folks and would give you the shirt off of our back (American expression) in a heartbeat.
Load More Replies...Yeah yeah, #not all Americans. And people from other countries can suck too. That's a given. This is the stereotype and therefore not universal but the bad ones stick out like a sore thumb and give others a bad name. Travellers going anywhere should be thoughtful, respectful, kind and open to new things. And thankfully many (hopefully most) are.
Surly other people does this things too, only the Americans are represented more because their number is higher. Also I read a lot about drunken britons too, as well drunker germans and other people too who can't behave. And there are countries whose people will avoid you to let you know where we are from if there is a chance that another people is around from our country. Like most Hungarians will not even speak in their native language amoung their group if there is another but loud and rude Hungarian group. Travelling the EU there are a lot.
Load More Replies...Honestly, at this stage the "Americans are annoying" trope is more irritating than Americans actually are.
In Brazil the American tourists are far from the worst. They can be a bit loud, but so can tourists from Asia.
Load More Replies...How about, for a change, making an article about non-americans share their nice experiences with the Americans? Surely there are plenty. I can go first, as every American I met was a well-behaved, thoughtful and polite person.
Thanks Johnny. I suppose as an American my gripe about people from other countries is that there is a tiny percentage that are so mean-spirited they put together these lists and comment on them like some kind of hate club. Most of us are decent folks and would give you the shirt off of our back (American expression) in a heartbeat.
Load More Replies...Yeah yeah, #not all Americans. And people from other countries can suck too. That's a given. This is the stereotype and therefore not universal but the bad ones stick out like a sore thumb and give others a bad name. Travellers going anywhere should be thoughtful, respectful, kind and open to new things. And thankfully many (hopefully most) are.
Surly other people does this things too, only the Americans are represented more because their number is higher. Also I read a lot about drunken britons too, as well drunker germans and other people too who can't behave. And there are countries whose people will avoid you to let you know where we are from if there is a chance that another people is around from our country. Like most Hungarians will not even speak in their native language amoung their group if there is another but loud and rude Hungarian group. Travelling the EU there are a lot.
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