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The differences between Americans and Europeans, especially Western Europeans, seem to be endless, no matter where you look. The driving culture is different, the restaurant culture is different, and people carry themselves differently when they’re out and about. Even the smallest things, such as the temperature of drinking water, are things Europeans and Americans are ready to disagree on.

However, if there is one thing both sides can agree on, it's that they love teasing each other about these differences. Americans like to point at European high taxes, paid bathrooms, and awful smoking habits. Europeans, on the other hand, like to bring up the healthcare system, sugary foods, and the unfair tipping arrangements.

So, it’s no surprise that when the recent trend of things that the “European mind can’t comprehend” took off, the Europeans were ready to strike back. They all took it personally and came up with a bunch of things that the “American mind can’t comprehend,” and shared them online. Scroll down to marvel at the funniest of them all.

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BlindAres
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, if someone wants to lear at me, while I'm in a public restroom, through a small gap then they better be prepared to defend themselves.

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When it comes to the differences between the US and Europe, one has to remember that they both are quite big and have lots of different realities scattered all over. Living in California, for example, is not the same as living in Mississippi, just like living in France is not the same as living in Hungary. 

So, when it comes to a lot of these judgements, one always has to keep in mind that they often refer to the generalized portraits of society that reflect a lot of the common stereotypes. 

That being said, the differences are still notable. For example, one cannot deny that driving is very different on the opposite sides of the pond. The roads in the US are wider, cars are bigger, and distances are way longer. Cars are also more essential in America, too, as they are often necessary for a person to do essential everyday stuff like getting groceries and commuting to work. 

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European roads and cars are more compact and the rules are more elaborate. Driving is often a hassle and owning a car can be very expensive. If you live in a city, you can easily get away without driving or getting a license for that matter and not feel any inconvenience.

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to get a full cooked breakfast on British Airways domestic flights, even on flights on a tiny turboprop that were an hour long. Was soooo much better than the 4 hour drive.

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TheAmericanAmerican
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, this one's weak. I learned both the moronic imperial system AND the metric system in my 1990-2000s US education.

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Europeans understand tipping. It is used to express gratitude for excellent service. What they can't understand is how employees are not paid a fair wage that is not dependant on the number of customers or their generosity.

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This and many other differences between Europeans and Americans seem to stem from the value gap between the two sides. This means that, fundamentally, we simply have vastly different points of view. 

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Adam S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, to be fair I’m a Brit and I once ended up on this unexpectedly…I somehow almost reversed into a ride-on lawnmower. So I’ll forgive the Americans not getting this one either 😝

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Sum Guy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In SA, most (in new houses) open to the outside and are top-hung and not bottom-hung. I feel that is better since they aren't falling back on curtains or blinds

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Take individualism as an example. Americans tend to prioritize individual freedoms over the role of the state in one’s life. They prefer to pursue their goals without the government’s interference. Europeans feel the opposite. They believe that the state needs to ensure that society as a whole is healthy and taken care of. This comes before one’s personal objectives. Overall, it often means that in America, people tend to build themselves up while in Europe, people are more oriented towards communities.

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Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They exist in America. They're just not the same as they once were. The toy is in one half and the food part in the other half

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The difference between the personal and the communal come in play in the same driving example. In the US, the cars are bigger to accommodate the driver’s personal needs. In Europe, the cars are smaller so that the roads can accommodate more drivers. 

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TheAmericanAmerican
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But but how else are the bloodsucking insurance companies supposed to make their profits??? Who'll think of the billionaires?? 🥺

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Americans are also more tolerant of offensive speech as they put freedom above anything else. Having a right to express your opinion, no matter how inflammatory it is, is a big part of American mentality. As much as 77% of them believe that “people should be able to make statements that are offensive to your religion or beliefs publicly.” 

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jimmy jack
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Living in Germany these are on every house, dont have A/C but these really help keep the house cool

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Annik Perrot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They used to be common here. It's the original bidet, for washing "down there". Bidet is a deprecating name for "horse", since you had to ride it. It was introduced in the late 19th century... as a preventative for both MSTs and unwanted pregnancies, and was first popular with courtesans. "Honest" women didn't touch ( or wash) " those places".

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Europeans, on the other hand, are a bit more cautious about things like that. Many tend to be more conservative and prefer to keep their controversial opinions to themselves. 

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TheAmericanAmerican
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best add the mainland European minds to the list since I've yet to meet one who does this ;)

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The American dream—the idea that hard work will get you further in life—is also still a big part of the American lifestyle. The majority of them believe that you are the one in charge of your own success and your efforts determine where you will end up. No wonder hustle culture is so popular there.

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In Europe, people are a little more wary of such ideas. For example, 69% of Germans agree that success in life is pretty much determined by forces outside of your control. This could be your family, your sex, your race, your orientation, how rich you are, where you were born, etc. Maybe that’s why Europeans tend to shun excessive work and value work-life balance more.

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm German like that clown and I can't comprehend this either. I hope he just wants to share with 12 buddies

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All in all, we are quite different. The great thing is that we can often see past these differences and get along quite well. Sure, we might tease each other about car transmissions and measurement systems, but it’s all rooted in deep fondness for one another.

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Kobe (she)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everywhere though. Come to the Netherlands and you will pay like 3 euros for a small one ( 1/4 liter , which is half the size on te picture)

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The UK must be way smaller than I thought. It takes 2 days to cross my state on car

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents did this in the 1930s. Pretty sure we can get a handle on it.

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they do comprehend humongous serving sizes better than we do

Fun Fan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's more about that special dish, called Wiener Schnitzel. It's from calf-meat, really so big, but this size is an exception, just for Wiener Schnitzel.

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BlindAres
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The American diet can and would fully comprehend this. I'd be lucky to finish 25% of it and would need a very large to go bag

General Anaesthesia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard that it's a sacrilege in Austria to serve a Wiener Schnitzel that could fit through the hole in a toilet seat.

Anne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do actually. This is a normal size to them. They don't get our normal portion sizes

madbakes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although we have huge portions, this is still quite a large portion for us.

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Marcos Valencia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turn it into a Spanish cachopo, and they will understand and buy it.

George Costanza
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You might want to go to American restaurants and see the portion sizes before commenting...

Ervin Conn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is that it is pounded so thin it is not as large as it looks. I got one in Vienna where it gets the name from. I still have not found another one as good!

Michael None
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schnitzel, that's what they are after America for. You all do realize that the US has a huge group of people with German ancestry that cook this.

Elizabeth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they not think we have German food restaurants in America?

ginshun
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schnitzel is great. Lot of German ancenstry around here though. A lot of American's I would guess would not recognize this.

Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly the right size we Hoosiers use in our pork tenderloin sandwiches.

Glenn Schroeder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen chicken fried steaks in Texas that were very near that large.

GirlFriday
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am from Indiana. I know a pork tenderloin when I see one, and that is a typical size for one, too.

Full Name
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Full order of chicken fried steak. I thought the Europeans had problems with American serving sizes.

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Ace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my lord. I'd like to assure any American readers that you are not alone - this is an abomination regardless of nationality.

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